Knowledge of The Week

*1/24/05*

Hey all you fans out there! Ok welcome to the first “Knowledge of the Week”. Well I’d thought I’d start with something all girls will find funny. Pickup lines!!!! Do guys really think they work? Well enjoy.....

Top 20

20. Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one

19.Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?(*chuckle*chuckle*)

18.Before you run, I am not a freak.

17.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

16.I’d pour milk on you and make you a part of my complete breakfast.(*That whole thing about eating breakfast is a lie. I haven’t eaten breakfast in 10 years and what’s wrong with me? asthma, allergies, hypoglycemia. lol ok point taken*)

15.All this could be yours for one low, low price!

14.Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

13.Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?(*This guy would be kicked. HARD. and/or slapped*)

12.Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!

11.Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?

10.Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

9.Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

8.Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"

7.Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag.

6.If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

5.Wow! You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.

4.Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

3.Good news, the test results are negative!

2.Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

1.Do you wanna go because somebody shit in or around the coat area. So i think its time to go.(*Thank you Dane Cook!*)

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