Chapter 1

Taylor opened the door to the apartment he shared with his two brothers in Soho. He placed the bag of groceries on the table in the foyer. "Are you guys home?" Taylor called.

"We're in here," Zac called from the living room. Taylor walked into the living room and found Isaac and Zac playing Grand Theft Auto on their PS2 system.

"Fuck you asshole," Zac said as his character got out of the car to beat a civilian with a baseball bat.

"Mothafucka I'm coming up on your left," Isaac said as he pressed the keys down hard and his car drove straight in Zac's direction.

"Shit," Zac said as his character ran to his car.

"Hello," Taylor said sounding annoyed that his brother's were ignoring him.

"What's up?" Isaac said as he paused the video game.

"I got groceries. I'm going to start dinner," Taylor said.

"Don't bother we ordered Chinese," Isaac said.

"Ugh, you know I don't eat cat," Taylor whined.

"That sucks for you. But I could really use a Dr.Pepper," Zac said.

"Make that two." Isaac said.

Taylor huffed and went into the kitchen to prepare his dinner. He opened the freezer and took out three Smart Ones frozen dinners. He took a French bread pizza, turkey and mashed potatoes, and three-cheese ziti. He popped one of them in the microwave, when the doorbell rang.

Isaac and Zac didn't move. The doorbell rang a second time. "Hey Tay can you get that?" Isaac called.

Taylor put his second dinner in the microwave and sighed. He walked into the front hall and opened the door. "Forty-two fifty," the Chinese deliveryman said.

"It's forty-two fifty guys," Taylor said as he grabbed two very heavy bags of Chinese.

"What the hell did you guys order anyway? That's a lot of money for Chinese food," Taylor said.

"Hey, Tay we're sort of strapped for cash, can you get that?" Zac asked as he slammed down on the buttons on his controller.

Taylor handed the deliveryman a fifty-dollar bill. "Keep the change," he said as he closed the door behind him. "You're going to have to come into the kitchen to eat, because I'm not your goddam servant," Taylor said as he popped his third frozen dinner in the microwave.

Isaac and Zac reluctantly turned off the PS2 to go into the kitchen. "What the hell are you eating?" Zac asked as he looked at the three trays in front of Taylor.

"It's a three course meal and because they are Smart Ones, I can keep my figure," Taylor said.

"Yeah but you're eating triple the calories dumbass," Isaac said.

"Hey so how did it go last night? What did you guys do for Lafawnda's birthday?" Taylor asked.

"We did something really special. I don't think anyone will ever be able to give her what I gave her. It's one of a kind," Isaac said.

"Aww what did you give her?" Taylor asked.

"I got a mold made of my dick, so she could get a dildo made," he said. Zac choked on his rice.

"What's up with you going out with white girls with black girls names anyway? Keesha, Lafawnda," Zac said.

"Hey, you don't talk about Kesh. That cunt," Isaac said.

"I think we should get all of our girlfriend's together one day. I bet they'd get along great," Taylor said.

"That's cool with me," Zac said.

"I don't care, just as long as I'm getting laid," Isaac said.

Zac choked again. "That's way too much information," he said.

Taylor polished off his third frozen dinner and burped loudly. "You guys want to watch some porn?" Taylor suggested.

"I am NOT whacking off with you in the room," Zac said.

"I on the other hand have nothing to be embarrassed about," Isaac said.

Zac looked really disturbed. "We're brothers, who cares. Besides if you're going to be a baby about it, you can do it under the blanket," Taylor said.

"Let's watch 'Rambone'," Isaac said as he smiled mischievously.

"Hell yes," Taylor said.

Zac contemplated whether or not he could stand to be in the same room while his brother's masturbated. Being under a blanket isn't that bad and it could be worth it, for Rambone, he thought. "Zac stop being a pussy and get your ass in here," Isaac called.

Zac put his soda down and ran into the living room and took a seat on the couch between his brothers. Isaac pressed play on the remote control.

"Damm. I love Asian girls," Isaac said breathily as the opening scene where an Asian girl is getting fucked in the ass by a guy in a donkey costume, but all you could see was the guy's dick hanging out.

"I love that donkey costume," Taylor said.

"Taylor just watch the fucking movie," Zac said as he pulled the blanket over his lap.

"This is the best part," Isaac said.

"The rhino rocks," Zac said. A man in a rhino costume popped his dick into the Asian chicks pussy at the same time at the donkey fucked her in the ass.

"Uhh," Taylor said as a load of cum shot out of his rock hard cock.

"Oh my God. Tell me you're done," Isaac said.

"You know how I feel about rhinos," Taylor said.

"Thank you I just lot my erection," Isaac said.

"This is why I can't do this with you guys," Zac said as he headed up stairs.

"I'm sorry," Taylor said sheepishly.

"Whatever," Isaac said as he also went upstairs.

"Time to go sleepies," Taylor said as he patted his dick, put it away and headed off for bed.