…Mavick picks up Ghoul and whips him off the ropes. Ghoul hits and Shane steps into position with Mavick behind Shane. Shane catches Ghoul with a tilt-a-whirl and then turns it into the set up for the Natural Disaster. Mavick hooks Ghoul's head and they drop simultaneously. Ghoul's neck snapped violently as Shane makes the cover, 1……2……3!

(A still shot of Blayde holding the PWR Rated R Title overhead comes up)

…"Blood, Milk and Sky" by White Zombie comes over the PA, and I know who that is! It's REIGN!!! The more violent alter ego of Shane Donovan! It looks like Reign will be out for revenge here tonight, but where is he? The lights come up and Reign isn't on the stage, wait, here he comes through the crowd! Reign jumped the rail and he has four light tubes taped together, Blayde doesn't see it coming! Reign in the ring, he draws back and he cracks the light tubes over the back of the head of Blayde! Blayde drops like a stone! Blayde's blood is streaming onto the mat and onto Reign, the referee is right there, and it looks like Blayde is out! Blayde has passed out! The referee checks, and he calls for the bell, and this thank god is over! Reign is the new Rated R Champion!

(A still shot of Flash and Duncan McCloud face-to-face comes up)

…Flash is up to his feet and is calling for McCloud to get to his feet. Flash is antsy but wobbly. McCloud is slow to his feet and Flash can't wait. Flash moves over to McCloud and hooks him for another Falcon Arrow. Flash gets him up but McCloud blocks it. Flash puts him back down and McCloud turns around and hooks Flash for a Diamond Cutter. McCloud runs towards the ropes and climbs up them. McCloud flips over and drives Flash down to the mat with a Sliced Bread #2! Flash is down and McCloud makes the quick pin with both legs hooked, 1……2……3!

(A picture of Paul Pain is shown, kneeling in the ring)

…Mavick grabs Pain and swings him around and he hits the M.N.B.!! Monster Neck Breaker connects! Mavick scurries over, he hooks the leg, 1........ 2........ and Pain reaches out and grabs the ropes! Mavick hops up, and gets in the face of the referee, wondering why he stopped the count! The referee is telling Mavick what happened and Pain is getting his composure back. Mavick walks over and Pain reaches up and pokes him in the eye! Desperation move by Pain there! Pain pulls himself back up and walks over toward the reeling champion. Pain waits for Mavick to turn around and he picks him up, going for the Torture Rack! Mavick is wriggling and he rolls down the back, sunset flip, 1........ 2........ 3!! Pain kicked out but he was a split second too late! Mavick retains the title!

(A picture of PTP holding MJM in the air with for the Primetime Execution is shown)

…PTP goes to pull MJM up, but she's got her foot hooked, blocking it! MJM with a series of uppercuts right into the ribcage of the challenger! MJM pulls her head out of the suplex position, and connects with a headbutt to PTP! Followed by another, and another! PTP is wobbly on that rope! MJM with a hard right hand and PTP falls hard back down to the mat! MJM's head is starting to bleed; she busted her own head open with those brutal headbutts! MJM repositions herself, she turns around and it appears as if she's going for that twisting moonsault she calls the Sanity Check! MJM onto the top rope, she leaps but PTP gets his knees up! MJM came down with all of her force on the knees of PTP! MJM is rolling around on the ring in pain, and PTP is back up! PTP walks over and pulls MJM back to her feet, and she's bleeding from the mouth! MJM may have some internal bleeding here! She caught those knees right in the gut! PTP hooks MJM up, he takes her in the air, and he's going for the Primetime Execution!! PTP lifts and drives MJM into the mat! This has to be it; PTP goes for the cover, 1........ 2........ 3! We have a new World Heavyweight Champion in PWR and it's Primetime Punisher!

(Camera opens up inside the PWR Studios, outside of Chicago. Chris Cash is shown behind a podium as the stage lights come up. Cash raises his head to look into the camera and opens the show)

(Chris Cash) Welcome back! I am your host with the most PWR information you can shake a stick at, Chris Cash and this is your jam-packed edition of the Rumor Rundown. On tap tonight are interviews with the lovely Amy Suicide, the young rookie Scott Kage and the PWR Pure Wrestling Champion, Duncan McCloud. But up right now is me, giving you a little overview of PWR's biggest spectacles to date, Summer Sanitarium. Man, was the Savvis Center in St. Louis blowing up with excitement as 2 new champions were crowned! The tag champions reigned supreme and Reign made his familiar face known. Two Match of the Year candidates were put on sandwiching the United States Championship match. And then there was the announcement by Brandon S. Yelder regarding the International Division. Not only did he bring out a very extravagant championship belt, but also brought out a man who could very well be the PWR International Champion, Corky Angle! That's right folks! Corky Angle, the Special Olympic Gold Medalist and World Championship athlete is here in PWR! More about Corky Angle later but right now, let's bring out our first guest. She is a very decorated athlete in our sport. Numerous times, she has held championships and now she is in PWR looking to do the same. Please welcome, all the way from Sacramento, California via telephone is Amy Suicide! Amy, can you hear me?

(Amy Suicide) Sure thing Chris!

(Chris Cash) Good deal. Amy, thank you for taking time to join the PWR audience, as well as myself, on the Rumor Rundown.

(Amy Suicide) Not a problem!

(Chris Cash) So how have you been? It has been a while since you and I have spoken. I'd say it would be close to 9 months since we last spoke.

(Amy Suicide) Yes, why haven't you returned my calls?

(Chris Cash) Calls…

(Amy Suicide) I'm just ribbing you!

(Chris Cash) Good, because Mrs. Cash would sure have been on my hind parts after hearing that another lady was calling me.

(Amy Suicide) That is not my intention Chris. But to answer your first question of this lovely interview, I am fine. Things could not be better in Sacramento.

(Chris Cash) That's very good to hear. Next thing I want to know is what took you so long to join PWR?

(Amy Suicide) Very good question. You know, in the beginning of 2006, I was at a plateau in my career. I had done many things and I had won many titles. It just seemed like I needed a break from it all. Then, in April, I heard about this company from my good friend, Mavick, and he urged me to come back. The more and more I told him I would, the longer and longer I hesitated. That is, until now. I got a phone call from Synyster telling me some things that I needed to hear.

(Chris Cash) Continue.

(Amy Suicide) He told me that I am a premier athlete in this sport and that my services would be best fit inside the squared circle known as the PWR ring. He also told me of some nice benefits and the work schedule and I couldn't help but to finally say "sure, why not?".

(Chris Cash) Well, allow me to be the first one to say welcome to Pro Wrestling Rampage.

(Amy Suicide) **chuckles** Thank you!

(Chris Cash) Now, about your PWR career; at Summer Sanitarium, you had a vignette making the statement "PWR, here I come!". Who do you have your sights?

(Amy Suicide) Right now, anyone who is game enough. I want competition; the youngest and the hungriest. One guy who is peaking my interest is Scott Kage. Maybe I will talk to him about locking horns.

(Chris Cash) Very well! This week at Full Throttle, you have Kristian Jones, who is another young lion in PWR. Any thoughts about him?

(Amy Suicide) Not really, all I know is that he is a big, strong, young athlete and he will have the size advantage. I'm just gonna have to out think him and pull out the "W."

(Chris Cash) Well put explanation by Amy Suicide! Amy, thanks for joining us today and best of luck in your bright future here in PWR!

(Amy Suicide) Anytime, Chris. Anytime.

(Cash changes his point of view to another camera)

(Chris Cash) That was Amy Suicide, who looks to make her on-camera debut this week against another person making his on-camera debut, Kristian Jones. Since many people know about Amy and not Kristian, let me give you some background. This Jones stands about 6'7"-6'8" and comes in at over 300 pounds. Not only is he big and strong, but he is super agile as he does, get this, a corkscrew Shooting Star Press! I know there are some cruiserweights that can't do that! This match-up will be sure to rock the socks off of the PWR crowd when we go Full Throttle into your town! While we are talking about Full Throttle, let me break down the card for you!

(A graphic with Amy Suicide vs. Kristian Jones is shown)

(Chris Cash) The double debut match takes place as Amy Suicide takes on Kristian Jones! This will be good.

(A graphic with MKY and Chris M. Paige vs. Jericho Kane is shown)

(Chris Cash) At Summer Sanitarium, MKY defeated Jericho Kane but not without the help of a friend. It will be Marcus and Christopher vs. Jericho Kane and a partner of his choosing! He can literally choose anyone on the PWR roster to be his partner to take on his former partner and his new associate!

(A graphic of the PWR World Championship is shown)

(Chris Cash) And fresh off the heels of a classic, Primetime Punisher will defend his newly won PWR World Championship against the original number one contender for that championship, Zanyon! Even though Zanyon lost to Scott Kage at Summer Sanitarium, he does have the right to face the PWR World Champion and his chance will be at Full Throttle! Please don't miss out on this action live! Right now, we will take a quick commercial break but when we come back, Scott Kage will be joining us! Keep your TV locked on the Rumor Rundown!

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(Chris Cash) Welcome back! Our next guest is a rising star in Pro Wrestling Rampage and his career will continue to blossom. Please welcome Scott Kage via telephone. Scott, welcome to the Rundown!

(Silence is heard)

(Chris Cash) Scott, are you there?

(No voice is heard)

(Chris Cash) It appears that we have lost Scott Kage but our crack staff here will get him back on the phone with us. While they are doing that, I'm going to address the fans that come and watch PWR live in arenas across the globe. I'm going to let the world in on some matches that only the live audience will see when Full Throttle comes to your town.

(Graphic of Tupac Shakur vs. Rock Roberts is shown)

(Chris Cash) One of the matches you will see is "The Thug Rydah" Tupac Shakur taking on "Pure F'N Greatness" Rock Roberts. Tupac Shakur is a former tag team and Intercontinental Champion while Rock Roberts is an unknown to most of the PWR fans. It will be your treat to see these two men lock up.

(Graphic of Anthony Montez vs. Tiny the Clown is shown)

(Chris Cash) Do not adjust your television sets or change the channel. Yes, that is Anthony Montez on the screen and yes, that is a huge clown! Only if you come to see Full Throttle live, will you get the chance to see "The Future" Anthony Montez go one-on-one with the 600 pound cruiserweight, Tiny the Clown! I indeed said 600 pound cruiserweight. Anthony Montez has fallen from grace the past few weeks and is has dropped down to dark matches to regain his once World Championship form and Tiny the Clown gets to compete once again in a PWR ring. This man is 600 pounds and does a freakin' moonsault! A moonsault! Like I said, the fans will enjoy that one.

(Chris Cash looks past the camera and nods)

(Chris Cash) Alright, I believe we have Scott on the line now. Scott Kage, are you there?

(Scott Kage) I'm here.

(Chris Cash) Sorry about the miscommunication, how are things?

(Scott Kage) It's not your fault, my cell phone battery died and I called back on my home phone. Other than faulty cellular equipment, I'm great.

(Chris Cash) **laughs** Good to hear! Let's get right into this interview.

(Scott Kage) Let's, because my portable phone battery might die this time.

(Chris Cash) **laughs again** Alright then! Over the past couple of weeks, you were aligned with Zanyon until an incident that took place during a fatal four way with yourself, Zanyon, Flash and PWR Pure Champion Duncan McCloud. That relationship degenerated into an one-on-one match at Summer Sanitarium when you took on Zanyon and was victorious even though it was by disqualification. Tell us why it went that far with you and Zanyon?

(Scott Kage) It went that far because Zanyon pushed it that far. I was more than willing to sit at his right hand and learn from a former champion. I guess that not being World Champion got to his head and saw that fire in me that he was lacking. So, he tried to cover this immaculate light and make his grow. I showed him at Full Throttle before Summer Sanitarium that it takes one kick to be snuffed out.

(Chris Cash) Well, at Summer Sanitarium, it looked like you got desperate and needed an equalizer to beat Zanyon. That equalizer being a steel chair.

(Scott Kage) Yes, I brought the steel chair into the ring, but is that illegal? No, it is not. It's only illegal to use it, which Zanyon did.

(Chris Cash) So you are telling me that you weren't going to use that chair?

(Scott Kage) Hell yes I was. I would have been smart enough to know not to use it and have the referee see. Zanyon just got too excited and used the chair on me and he lost, making me the better man on that day.

(Chris Cash) Scott, he had you out like a light with the 721.

(Scott Kage) Did he beat me? Yes or no.

(Chris Cash) No.

(Scott Kage) End of story.

(Chris Cash) Well, this week at Full Throttle, you take on the PWR Tag Team Champions, The Whoresmen, and the former PWR World Champion, Mary-Jane Montez in a 6-person tag.

(Scott Kage) Alright! Who are my partners?

(Chris Cash) You will be teaming up with Paul Pain and Flash.

(Scott Kage) Not bad. They do pretty well on TV but when it comes to PPV, they choke. I'm sure that we will do well against The Montezes and Mavick.

(Chris Cash) Do any of them look like a challenge for you?

(Scott Kage) To be honest, I wouldn't mind taking that PWR United States Championship off of Mavick's hands.

(Chris Cash) Is that a challenge?

(Scott Kage) Not yet. Right now, it's just a future goal. The achievement of that goal all depends on the outcome at Full Throttle. Chris, let me tell you something. I don't challenge people that I don't think I can defeat. After Full Throttle when I lead Pain and Flash into the lion's den, you will know if Mavick will be Zanyon, number 2!

(Chris Cash) Alright then. Scott, thanks for joining us here on the Rundown.

(Scott Kage) Thank you.

(Chris changes camera angles again)

(Chris Cash) That was Scott Kage, who is ready to face off against some tough competition here in PWR. We are going to take our last commercial break. When we come back, I will finish announcing the dark matches, announce the rest of the televised Full Throttle event and conduct a in-studio interview with PWR's Pure Wrestling Champion, Duncan McCloud. We'll be right back!

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(Chris Cash) Welcome back again to the Rumor Rundown! Now, earlier I was addressing the PWR fans who make it an effort to come out and watch PWR live in arena. Other than seeing Anthony Montez and Tupac Shakur you also get to see these 2 matches.

(A graphic of Xavier Black and Bryan Kros is shown)

(Chris Cash) Xavier Black, a PWR rookie, will go heads up with another PWR rookie in Bryan Kros. These men have a huge amount of history going back to their training. These men grew as wrestlers together and even lived together as roommates at one point. It is a shame that this will not be on television.

(A graphic of The Death Dealers, Kid Supreme and Shawn Shamrock comes on screen)

(Chris Cash) And in what will be the tag team attraction of the night, the Death Dealers take on the newly formed tag team of Kid Supreme and Shawn Shamrock. The Death Dealers are former contenders of the tag team championships and the team of Kid Supreme and Shawn Shamrock. Supreme and Shamrock are now being extra-American as their PWR biographies show on the PWR website. This match right here could kick start the infantile tag team division.

(Chris turns and walks over to a table)

(Chris Cash) Our last guest tonight has had a bad run lately but wins the big matches when it counts. He showed that by retaining his PWR Pure Wrestling Championship at Summer Sanitarium. Please welcome in studio, the PWR Pure Wrestling Champion, Duncan McCloud!

(Duncan McCloud shows from behind the curtain with the PWR Pure Wrestling Title on his shoulder with a nice button up shirt and a pair of dress slacks. He takes a seat at the table that Chris Cash walked to. They shake hands and sit down)

(Chris Cash) Duncan, thanks for joining me.

(Duncan McCloud) The pleasure is PURELY yours!

(Chris Cash) Let's chit chat, shall we?

(Duncan McCloud) Fire away. I've got all the time in the world.

(Chris Cash) Good to know. Let's ask an easy question. How is the man Duncan McCloud, not the wrestler?

(Duncan McCloud) See, contrary to what rumors the locker room staff says about you .. you are a smart man because I am THE MAN here in PWR and as for my well being, I'm just peachy keen.

(Chris Cash) Good to hear that your normal life is doing as well as your wrestling career. Have there been any big events recently in your life outside the squared circle that are noteworthy to mention on this fine PWR program?

(Duncan McCloud) Well other then a member of my family getting married to the love of his life and me banging the maid of honor; life's just great.

(Chris Cash) You got the maid of honor? Is it true what they said on Wedding Crashers?

(Duncan McCloud) I'm a 10 world champion and the greatest PURE wrestler alive today. You think I've got time to go to the movies? I got the chick drunk, swept her off her feet out near the gazebo and we had our fun. Get to the point Cash; you're beginning to irk me.

(Chris Cash) Good night. I'm just making small talk for all the PWR fans out there. It's not every day that they get to know the wrestler's lives outside of the ring.

(Duncan McCloud) I don't give a hearty damn about the fans here in PWR but here's what all those smarky little internet geeks need to know about the life of a PURE wrestler. He goes home, has people waiting on him hand and foot - tending to his every need, whim and desire. Then when he's satisfied' he heads into the library watches video of these so called wrestlers here in PWR including two of the biggest clam digging troglodytes to walk God's green earth: Primetime Punisher and that uber wanker Corky Angle.

(Chris Cash) Alright, let's get into the real talk. At Summer Sanitarium you walked out the PWR Pure Wrestling Champion after putting on what some might call the match of the night. Now that Flash is seemingly out of your sight, what could be next for you?

(Duncan McCloud) What's next for the Greatest PURE Wrestler alive today - well unlike Zanyon's empty threat of a challenge to the winner of the Montez/Primetime match.. I intend to make myself a serious threat to the new reign of Mr. Punisher. He & I have unfinished business.

(Chris Cash) Yes, you and Primetime Punisher are currently feuding in another fed but Zanyon already has claim to PTP.

(Duncan McCloud) Zanyon can "claim" all he wants.. but the bottom line is he isn't Duncan McCloud PWR PURE Wrestling Champion of the World and I will become the PWR World Champion while Zanyon will continue to 'talk' about becoming world champion.

(Chris Cash) And let's get to the other man you mentioned, Corky Angle. What did you think about his attack on Brandon S. Yelder as well as his alignment with Terrell Yelder?

(Duncan McCloud) I've got no problems with Terrell. I believe he's one of the finest human beings alive today & if aligning himself with that mental midget Corky Angle is the means by which he destroys Brandon then so be it. As for "Mr. Angle" he better just stay the hell out of my business and keep himself in that International Division.

(Chris Cash) Well, it's funny that you mention that because this week at Full Throttle, you will be facing Corky Angle in the first ever display of the International Division.

(Duncan McCloud) Oh great. I get to face him already. I'm going to send his ass packing back to wherever he came from. Corky thinks he will come in here and take over my stomping ground but he will be mistaken come Full Throttle.

(Chris Cash) Let's go back to your mention of Terrell Yelder. What kind of PWR Champion are you? I know for a fact that PTP would stand beside PWR. I know for a fact that Zanyon would stand beside PWR. I know for a fact that the entire locker room would stand beside PWR. What makes you decide to go against the grain and speak good things about a man who wants to see PWR die?

(Duncan McCloud) Because you know what Cash, I was like those idiots once, always toeing the line, doing the right thing "for the greater good" and you know what it got me?? DO YOU??? it got me over looked by promoters and bookers who believe I didn't have the intensity or drive to do what needed to be done to be champion let alone a world champion. Well no more. Duncan McCloud is out for himself.. and if anyone's including you Cash, has a problem with that that can all GO TO HELL!!!

(McCloud rips the mic off and storms off as the camera focuses on Chris Cash)

(Chris Cash) Well…for PWR…I'm Chris Cash, signing off!

PWR RUMOR RUNDOWN 9/30/06
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