PWR Rumor Rundown
November 17th, 2006

(The house lights in the studio come up as two men are shown standing side by side. As the camera starts to focus, it is shown that it is PWR's two-headed commentary monster of Chris Cash and Devin St. Jons)

(Chris Cash) Good evening…

(Devin St. Jons) …and welcome to another edition of The Rumor Rundown. For Chris Cash, I am Devin St. Jons thanking you for joining us again for another eventful television broadcast.

(Chris Cash) Now that PWR has two commentators and two wrestling broadcasts, we have to invite Overload to the Rundown.

(Devin St. Jons) So every time there is a news release about things involving Full Throttle, it will be covered by Chris Cash.

(Chris Cash) And whenever Overload has a big scoop my man, Devin, will be telling you how it is. Right now, let's get started with our first guest. He is PWR's co-owner and Director of Authority, Synyster. Synyster, are you there?

(Synyster) I am here Chris. How are you?

(Chris Cash) I'm great. It's a pleasure talking to you again.

(Synyster) Well thank you Chris. It's always a pleasure to be on the Rundown with you.

(Devin St. Jons) Synyster, Devin here. Just wondering what you think about the first showing of Overload?

(Synyster) Well Devin, I was happy with the way things turned out. You know, when you expand to two shows like we did, you worry about the way things might have turned out. We put on a great Full Throttle every week, and there was some concern on my part that we may have been stretching ourselves a little too thin. But, it was a fantastic show, really great action, and I couldnt have been happier with the way things turned out with our newest members of the broadcast team, namely you and Lizzie. You guys did a hell of a job, and I am glad we chose you to join the team.

(Devin St. Jons) Thank you!

(Chris Cash) Synyster, last week on Full Throttle, Shane Montez made some very pointed comments in a backstage promo. Have you taken any of those things in account?

(Synyster) Way to just cut the new guy off there Chris. Just kidding. But yes, I have. You know, Shane wasn't alone in his comments. Mavick had some things to say too. He should know better than anyone from running the XWA. You can't make everyone happy all the time. The World Title picture in PWR is very crowded right now, and there isnt room for everyone. That being said, if they have a problem with the way I run things, my door is always open. We can discuss a few things.

(Devin St. Jons) I have heard through the grapevine that you have shown your interest in Brandon's International Division. Is there any truth to that?

(Synyster) There is a lot of truth to it. I want to compete in it. It's a fantastic venture and I would love to be a part of it. I doubt it would be an every show type of thing, but when I can, I would love to compete. We got a lot of great talent in the division, and perhaps we might even be able to reignite that Synyster/Terrell Yelder rivalry. You never know.

(Chris Cash) Is there any truth to you being booked this week on Full Throttle in a tag team match?

(Synyster) Since this is the place where the news in PWR is broke, I guess I will go ahead and spill some of the beans. Yes, it's true. I will be in a International Division Tag Team Match this week, along with Corporate Crusher against Corky Angle and Terrell Yelder. It's going to be one hell of a match.

(Devin St. Jons) I'm sure it will be. Let me inquire about something else. There are rumors of a tournament running rampant. Are there any truths to these accusations or are they all thought with no form?

(Synyster) Damn, we can't keep anything secret from you guys! I will say this, yes, there will be a tournament in PWR, but details are still in the process of being worked out. So, that is as far as I am willing to comment on that at this time.

(Chris Cash) We ask the pressing questions. I mean, could you actually legitimize our salaries if we asked what your favorite flower was?

(Synyster) I could forgive that one question, as long as it was followed by a hard hitting question, like.. if you were an animal, what animal would you be? You know, real go-getter kind of stuff.

(Devin St. Jons) So...what animal would you be Synyster?

(Synyster) You're fired.

(Devin St. Jons) Are you serious?

(Synyster) Aren't I always?

(Chris Cash) You heard him Devin, you are fired. Leave!

(Devin gets up and walks away but is stopped by a producer)

(Synyster) I'm only kidding Devin. Ask Chris, it's sort of the welcome to PWR joke. I got him too. Get back in here!

(Devin runs back onto the set and back to his position)

(Devin St. Jons) Synyster, we have Shane Montez on the line from Beersville.

(Synyster) Ah ha. Hello Shane.

(Shane Montez) Hi Syn. What's the haps?

(Synyster) What's happening right now is I am in the middle of a little talk time here on the Rundown. Was there a reason you called the studio? You could have got me on my cell.

(Shane Montez) There is a reason, my good friend. Why, on God's green earth, are Mavick and I stuck in mid-card Purgatory? We are main eventers stuck facing "tough competition" like The Death Dealers, Flash and Paul Pain!

(Synyster) Well, I am sure you were watching the program when I said that PWR is full of great talent. Sometimes, things just happen that way. It's nothing personal, Shane.

(Shane Montez) Personal or not, it's still happening. All your power has gotten to your head man. You remember when it was me and you up and down the roads? Where is the hook-up?

(Synyster) I do remember those days Shane, and they were some of the best times of my life. I'll never forget the old days. However, now I am trying to do what's best for this company and it's continued climb up the ranks of the best companies around, not trying to make hand-outs to my friends, just because they are my friends. If anything, the power I have in this company makes me more rational than ever.

(Shane Montez) Want to be rational? Give me a chance at a chance. Put me up against someone. If I win, you give me my title shot. If I lose, I'll shut up. It's like that.

(Synyster) Okay Shane, we can do that. I have this idea. This week on Overload, I'll put you in a match. You might have an advantage already, as your opponent will have wrestled once already that week. What do you say Shane? Interested?

(Shane Montez) If my opponent wrestles the night before, so will I. Who is it? If we are going to make it legit…then make it legit!

(Synyster) Shane, tell me. How do you feel about the International Division?

(Shane Montez) Not my cup of tea, but continue.

(Synyster) Well Shane, you brought up old times my friend and I do remember those old times. What do you say, for old times sake, Shane Montez takes on Synyster in an International Division match?

(Shane Montez) If I have to whip your ass to get my gold, then consider your ass whipped already. You got yourself a damn deal! See you at Overload…if you even make it there.

(Synyster) Have you ever known me not to show up for a fight Shane? Haha, I'll be there.

(Chris Cash) Shane is gone, Synyster. So you are pulling double duty? What ever happened to "it's not going to be an every night thing?"

(Synyster) Well Chris, sometimes, you gotta know when to stand up for yourself and not get pushed around, even by people you consider your friends.

(Devin St. Jons) I understand your convictions and I hope you have a good time competing in a PWR ring. Not too many promoters can say they competed in their own ring. Cherish it.

(Synyster) You know I will, Devin. I will enjoy every second.

(Chris Cash) Well thank you for coming on the show. We appreciate it.

(Synyster) Anytime boys, at least I make things exciting, yah know? Haha. See you boys at the shows.

(Devin St. Jons) And that was Synyster everyone. While I have everyone here, let me "run down" a part of the card for next week's Overload. In a rematch from last week, Amy Suicide and Jericho Kane will be locking horns but with an extra twist. This week, there can only be a winner via pinfall or submission; a knockout will not do it. Can Ms. Suicide show the PWR fans and PWR management that she is the superstar of yesteryear? Can Jericho "kick" Suicide to the curb again and pick up a second win? Also there is a double dose of tag team action. In our first match, it will be Team America versus the team of Xavier Black and Mark Jacobs. Can Team America terrorize the competition or will the team of Black and Jacobs earn their first wins at Overload. Our other match pits Rock Roberts and Tupac Shakur against the team of Reign and our next guest on the Rundown. When we come back, Chris Cash will start to break down the upcoming Full Throttle card and we will have an interview with PWR newcomer, Bryan Kros! We will be right back.

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(Camera shows Chris Cash standing in front of a television with the Full Throttle image rotating on it)

(Chris Cash) So far, we have heard Synyster lay down the law to Shane Montez but that will be discussed on the Overload side. On Full Throttle, Synyster will be teaming with International superstar Corporate Crusher to take on the all-star team of Corky Angle and Terrell Yelder! There is no need for hyping this one. It is for real! Last week, Paul Pain fell to the hands of Scott Kage. This week, Pain's partner, Flash, decides that it is his turn to try his hand at giving Scott Kage the loss. Can Kage make it a clean sweep on the team of Pain and Flash or will Flash find redemption in his buddy's loss? In another International exhibition match, the newcomer, Andrew Stratton, looks to find his first win as he takes on the debuting "Hollywood" Duckie Maloy! No word yet as to what the contract is for Duckie Maloy but we do know that he will be competing at least this week. Can Stratton get the duke or will Maloy make what may be his only PWR match a memorable victory? All this plus 4 more matches will take place at Full Throttle. Right now, let's cut back to Devin.

(Devin St. Jons) The last 2 weeks, this man has become victorious and has racked up what some would call a winning streak. Last week, he introduced a woman in his life. Now, he is with us via telephone. Welcome Bryan Kros! Bryan, how are you?

(Bryan Kros) I'm decent, Devin. How about you?

(Devin St. Jons) I can't complain. Even if I did, no one would listen.

(Bryan Kros) Ain't that the truth?

(Devin St. Jons) Anyway, you have definitely made a name for yourself so far in PWR. Two victories in a row and looking for number 3 this week on Overload as you team up with PWR Rated R Champion, Reign against Tupac Shakur and Rock Roberts. Your thoughts?

(Bryan Kros) I've won 2 and number 3 is right around the corner. I'm teaming with Reign, but I could team with a rubber tree plant and I would still come out on top.

(Devin St. Jons) Very confident are we?

(Bryan Kros) I know what I can do. That's what I'm making my decision off of. None of my opponents are better than me.

(Devin St. Jons) Alright, tell me this. Who was that lady who helped you beat Xavier Black?

(Bryan Kros) Not to be rude, but you are on a need to know basis. Right now, you don't need to know. This interview…is over!

(Devin St. Jons) Well that was Bryan Kros and man let me tell you, he is on the warpath. This man feels he has something to prove and maybe he does in order to get on the top of the PWR ratings. Before we take our last commercial break, let me finish off announcing this upcoming edition of Overload. We have a jam-packed double main event. Already announced tonight will be an International Division match-up between Synyster and Shane Montez where if Shane wins, he is granted a PWR World Championship match. Not many people would have ever thought to see this match in a PWR ring but it's going to happen this week. In our second main event, Zanyon looks to stick to his championship form before PWR's next pay-per-view as Zanyon will be going one-on-one with PWR's most successful superstar to never win a title, Paul Pain. Zanyon and Pain do have some history if you dig it up and let me tell you, this match will be one for the record books! Let's take our final commercial break. When we come back, Chris Cash will finish up announcing the Full Throttle card and we will have on-air the newest signing to PWR's International Division. Don't go anywhere!

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(Chris Cash) Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize. We were scheduled to have the newest member of the International Division join us via telephone but due to technical difficulties on both ends, we are unable to bring you that ground-breaking interview. I can, however, tell you about the rest of Full Throttle! 3 more matches to announce and we start with a old rivalry. The youngest of 2 wrestling families go head to head as Marcus K. Yelder takes on Anthony Montez. Can MKY stick to his winning ways or will Anthony make it a point to show that he is the future of PWR. For the PWR World Tag Team Championship, the Death Dealers take on the current champions, The Whoresmen. Last time these two teams faced off, The Whoresmen made short work of their opponents. This time, the Dealers look to change the history books of the PWR Tag Team division. Can The Whoresmen continue to be the face of the Tag Team division or will the Death Dealers bring the Whoresmen down to their knees? And in our main event of the evening, we will have champion versus former champion as former PWR World Champion Primetime Punisher takes on the current PWR Pure Wrestling Champion, Duncan McCloud. To say that these men have history is a bit of an understatement. These men have fought for titles on many occasions but this time it's for pride. It's pride for PTP to get a win into the PPV and it's pride for Duncan to prove that he is the best singles wrestler in the world! Who will win? Who wants it more? Those questions, plus 2 jam-packed nights of wrestling will come to the forefront this week as PWR goes Full Throttle and the wrestling action Overloads the wrestling fans. For Devin, I'm Chris! Goodnight!

(Devin waves a small Canadian flag)

(Devin St. Jons) Goodnight Canada!

(Chris Cash) That's my line.

(The camera fades out while Cash and St. Jons bicker back and forth)

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