August 7th, 2007
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:::CAMERA TO BACKSTAGE:::
(A video package rolls over the screen, showing both men in our main event tonight's path to this point in the 2007 Eddie Guerrero Memorial Franchise Cup Tournament. The Honor Division winner, Greggs is shown defeating Jacques Couteau, Nick Davis, Corporate Crusher & Terrell Yelder. Shane Montez is shown beating Shane Donovan, Shane Meadows, Primetime Punisher, and The Executioner. A split screen graphic is shown of both men, as well as a picture of the trophy awarded to the winner of tonight's match. The video ends, and the camera quickly comes into the arena, and in the ring, we see a black carpet, lime green chairs, a video screen hanging down from the ceiling, and a custom made MKY black and green La-Z-Boy recliner. Standing in the ring, we see MKY's personal interviewer, Rebekah Jenson.)
(Rebekah Jenson) Fans, as many of you know, today, August 7th is the birthday the Champion of the World of Honor. So ladies and gentlemen, you are extremely blessed, as tonight we celebrate the birthday of the champion, live and in living color, you will witness for the first time ever in PWR, the MKY Birthday Blowout Bonanza! Well, you won't witness the blowout part, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, please honor the Champion of the World, Marcus K. Yelder!
("Gold Lion" plays as Marcus K. Yelder makes his way down to the ring escorted by two lovely females, with several explosions going off, followed by green and black balloons, and pieces of confetti falling.)
(MKY) Thank You! Today is the celebration of a special day.
(The fans boo MKY.)
(MKY) Hey, show some respect. Its a celebration. Man, look at all this cool stuff. Balloons, confetti, this pimptastic tron, hot chicks, and my own special chair in the ring. And food! The only thing that could be better is not having to be stuck in Texas.
(Rebekah Jenson) That's true. But, cake, ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, you know the usual, are all right here. But I even went a step further. We have Twizzlers, A&W Root Beer, and Vanilla Coke.
(MKY) Are you serious? Those are my favorite! This is the greatest celebration ever. Hey Dallas?
(Fans respond with a mixed reaction.)
(MKY) Who wants some MKY party food?
(Fans cheer.)
(MKY) Ok Rebekah, since I am a Champion of Honor, I will share with these people.
(MKY and Rebekah step outside of the ring and walk around the ringside floor.)
(MKY) Let's hear it, who wants some Twizzlers?
(Fans cheer.)
(MKY) Whoa! Rebekah, you really did pull out all the stops, you even invited some celebs to come! Right here in the front row it looks like we have Bobby Hill, hahaha.
(Fans boo.)
(MKY) A little boy, you want some Twizzlers? Looks like you have already had some today... yesterday and the day before. But here you go anyway.
(MKY extends a Twizzler out to the fan, but as the fan reaches for it, MKY keeps raising his arm so the fan is unable to get it.)
(MKY) Hahaha, here ya go.
(MKY throws the Twizzler out to the audience.)
(MKY) Go get some exercise, you fat little bastard.
(MKY and Rebekah move around the ringside area more.)
(MKY) Who wants a Twizzler?
(Fans cheer.)
(MKY) You want one Rebekah?
(MKY sticks one end in his mouth as Rebekah eats up to it.)
(MKY) Oh yes, hehehe. Oh no, looks like that was the last one!
(MKY throws the rest of the pack in the ring)
(MKY) Who wants some Root Beer?
(Crowd cheers.)
(MKY) I did not say beer alone, I said Root Beer. And since the only kind of beer you drink here in Texas is the bad, sinful, beer, I will not give you any of my clean, undefiled, beer of the root. Vanilla Coke anyone?
(Crowd cheers as MKY takes a sip.)
(MKY) Not a chance, this is for me.
(Crowd boos.)
(MKY) Looks like I am out of presents to give.
(Crowd boos MKY even more.)
(MKY) Wait a minute. Looks like I do have one more present to give. Who wants to have a big wet one planted on you by Rebekah?
(Crowd cheers loudly)
(MKY) Hmmm. Who to bless? So many people. How about this guy right here. Whats your name bud?
(Fan) My name is...
(MKY cuts him off.)
(MKY) Hank Hill, very nice to see you here also. I think your son is over there somewhere trying to salvage a Twizzler. You know, you should take your kid outside once in a while. Anyway, Hank. How would you like a big wet one from Rebekah.
(Fan) I...
(MKY cuts him off.)
(MKY) Of course you would. Hank Hill, this is Rebekah, Rebekah, Hank Hill, number one propane salesman in all of Texas.
(Rebekah Jenson) Sir, very nice to meet you. So, lets get down to business. You want a wet one from me? Well close your eyes, pucker up, and just wait for it. You ready?
(Guy nods.)
(MKY) Ok then. One... two... three!
(Rebekah throws her cup of Vanilla Coke at the guys face.)
(MKY) Oh my! What a wet one. Hahaha.
(MKY and Rebekah move back into the ring.)
(MKY) I hope everyone enjoyed their gifts from the first ever MKY Birthday Blowout Bonanza. But let's see, I gave to the fans, I am giving awesome ratings to PWR, I am giving you a big present tonight. I feel there is a group of people I have not given to yet in the arena.
(Rebekah Jenson) I know who. It's the PWR Superstars.
(MKY) Oh yeah. Don't worry, because I have a gift for all of you.
(Rebekah Jenson) As a matter of fact. I have the gift right here.
(Rebekah reaches into a birthday bag.)
(MKY) All of you PWR superstars will finally have your very own Marcus K. Yelder 8x10 autograph.
(Crowd boos.)
(MKY) I hope everyone enjoys their gifts. I know I will.
(Rebekah Jenson) Happy Birthday Marcus! Now let's get out of this sucktastic city.
("Make It Rain" by Lil' Wayne & Fat Joe hits over the PA and Brandon S. Yelder makes his way out onto the ramp.)
(Brandon S. Yelder) Now wait just a minute brother. I am actually surprised at your giving mood this evening. And while I was watching you, I caught the giving spirit also.
(MKY) Really? What did you get me?
(Brandon S. Yelder) Well, it's not really what I am giving to you as a gift. But as a gift to one lucky PWR superstar.
(Crowd cheers.)
(Brandon S. Yelder) Because tonight, backstage, their will be a drawing at random, and the winner of the drawing will receive a one on one Global-Honor Championship match against you, champ. Happy Birthday!
(BSY makes his way backstage as MKY throws the pack of Twizzlers, cake, cookies, and other items out to the fans in anger as Rebekah tries to console him as Devin St. Jons picks up on commentary.)
(Devin St. Jons) Good evening fans, and welcome to PWR Overload, here for another night in Dallas Texas, and we're off to a hell of a start! Our Global-Honor Champion, Marcus K. Yelder will be defending his Global-Honor Title here tonight after a decree from his brother, and PWR co-chairman, Brandon S. Yelder! But who will get the title shot? In addition, as we saw covered in our opening, it is the finals of the 2007 Guerrero Franchise Cup, as Shane Montez will take on Greggs in our main event here tonight. That and tons more action, which we'll get to after this break! Stay with us!
:::COMMERCIAL BREAK:::
(Camera comes back inside the American Airlines Center, as we see the Delaware Beach Boy standing in the ring, as "How Long" by Hinder hits over the PA, and out walks Kristian Jones.)
(Devin St. Jons) Welcome back to Dallas, and PWR Overload! Honor Division action on tap in our opening contest, as Kristian Jones takes on Delaware Beach Boy. Interesting contest, we'll have to see how it plays out, to the ring for our opener!
Singles Match (Honor Division)
Delaware Beach Boy vs Kristian Jones
This was a very quick paced match, as both men took it to one another from the opening bell. Jones started out in control and managed to take DBB down with a sharp back elbow off an Irish whip in. Jones continued his assault, and finally ended up hitting his version of a standing moonsault for a two count. Jones picked DBB up, and DBB finally broke Jones' momentum with a knee to the midsection. DBB went on the offensive and eventually hit his release northern lights suplex for a two count at the three-minute mark. Jones was on dream street as DBB picked the three hundred pounder off his feet momentarily, going for his version of the Spicolli Driver, but he couldn't hold the big man! Jones bounced off the ropes and drove a big boot into the face of DBB, nearly knocking the man out. Jones quickly shook his cobwebs and headed to the top rope. Jones leapt off and connected with his finisher, The Crucifixion for the three count at just over four minutes.
Winner by pinfall in 4:12 - Kristian Jones
(Devin St. Jons) Kristian Jones with an impressive showing here tonight, as we prepare for Rise II Power, as well as the coming split of PWR! It's time now, more than ever to step out and make an impact! To the back, where we have Henry Franklin, standing by with Dan Dexter.
(Camera cuts to backstage, where we see Henry Franklin standing with Dan Dexter.)
(Dan Dexter) Thanks Devin. I am standing by with the man who was to take on Christopher Paige here tonight, but since Mr. Paige is not here tonight, Synyster has decided to give you the night off. So, Rise II Power will be your first in-ring match in many years, what have you been doing to get the ring rust off?
(Henry Franklin) Well, I've been working with my good friends, David and Shaun, trying to get back into prime ring shape. They're two of the most talented guys I know, and they're giving me a hell of a workout. So, rest assured, I'll be ready for Rise II Power.
(Dan Dexter) At Rise II Power, you will be taking on the new PWR United States Champion, Mary-Jane Montez, and I have gotten word, that it will be for the PWR United States Title. So, how do you feel about getting a shot at PWR gold against your old nemesis?
(Henry Franklin) It's just icing on the cake Dan. I want to take MJM out, and if I can take her United States Title on top of it, it will be that much more sweet. MJM, at the PPV, I will make my impact felt, as I kick your head straight off your bitch shoulders and take your title. See you in Houston MJ.
(Henry Franklin walks off the screen, as the screen fades to black.)
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(Camera comes back up inside the arena, as we see Fatal Fury standing in the ring awaiting his opponent as "Love You To Death" by Type-O Negative hits over the PA, and out walks "The Loose Cannon" Curse Coltrane.)
(Devin St. Jons) Welcome back to PWR Overload, and here comes "The Loose Cannon!" Curse Coltrane, known for saying whatever is on his mind, damn the censors will be taking on Fatal Fury, who is trying to get things back on track here in PWR. Curse is into the ring, let's get this one underway!
Triple Threat Match (Classic Division)
Fatal Fury vs Curse Coltrane
This match gave us a little more than we thought it would, as a game Fatal Fury came out of the gates hot and really took it to Curse Coltrane. Curse had his struggles in the opening minutes, but he weathered the storm from Fury, and eventually countered Fury’s Fury Sault, with a pair of knees into the midsection. Curse then went on the offensive for the next several minutes; Coltrane worked over the midsection of Fury, eventually locking on an old school bow and arrow, which he had locked on for well over a minute. Fury refused to give it up, and finally Coltrane gave up on the hold. Coltrane pulled Fury up and set him up for the Poopshoot Boogie, but Fury countered into a clothesline! Fury went to work, keeping Coltrane on his back heel, and reeling. Fury took Coltrane down and went to the top, looking for a missile dropkick, and it hit its mark! Coltrane rolled out of the ring and Fury was unable to capitalize. Fury headed to the outside, but Coltrane pulled him into the railing, slowing his momentum. Coltrane hit the Coltrane Drop on the outside, and that just about took Fury out of it. Coltrane rolled Fury into the ring, and went for the pin cover, but he only got a two! Fury kicked out, and Coltrane couldn’t believe it! Coltrane then decided he was going to make Fury suffer. Coltrane pulled up Fury’s legs, going for the Texas Cloverleaf, but Fury countered into a small package for the 1-2-3!!
Winner by pinfall at 8:05 - Fatal Fury
(Devin St. Jons) What a big win for Fatal Fury! He gets the upset victory over Curse Coltrane, and Fury isn't sticking around for the backlash, he's hitting the highway! Coming up next, it's the battle of former Global-Honor Tag Champs, as Bad News Bully takes on Michael Cook, when we come back!
:::COMMERCIAL BREAK:::
(Camera comes up backstage, and we see Bad News Bully standing over Michael Cook with a lead pipe! Cook is holding his knee, and with a swift blow, he comes down against the knee once again, and we hear an audible crack sound.)
(Devin St. Jons) Welcome back to Overload fans, we have a heinous attack taking place backstage, as Bad News Bully has just taken out Michael Cook with a lead pipe attack! Get him out of there!!
(PWR officials come running in and take Bully away, as medics come in and attend to Cook. The camera switches off that and back into the arena.)
(Devin St. Jons) What a disgusting act perpetrated by Bad News Bully here tonight! Was Bully afraid to take on Cook? I suppose we'll never know, it looks like that match is off. But the show must go on, we'll try and get an update on Michael Cook as we continue here tonight.
(Camera flips up to the tron as "Gold Lion" by the Yeah Yeah Yeah's {Bring Me To Life Intro} plays as Marcus K. Yelder makes his way towards the ring.)
(Devin St. Jons) Welcome to, I guess, the Marcus K. Yelder Birthday Blowout Bonanza? PWR Co-Owner Brandon $. Yelder said that Marcus would defend his title tonight but he would hand select his opponent. This is sure to be fun. Who could it be?
(Marcus gets all the way down to the ring and gets on the mic.)
(Marcus K. Yelder) So, my brother has an opponent for me? Well, I'm the champ! Let's hear it, boss!
(The crowd waits in anticipation as Brandon $. Yelder appears on the PWR-o-Tron.)
(Brandon $. Yelder) Glad you could reappear Marcus! I have done a lot of thinking about who your opponent should be. I was thinking maybe I could have someone come out of his retirement and face you. But then I realized you have already beaten Nick Davis. Then I thought, maybe I should have you face my partner in crime Synyster. But, he is busy making plans for our PPV coming up. So, Marcus, your opponent is someone you have never faced in PWR and it is someone who has never wrestled in PWR. Quite frankly, this may be a one time shot for this guy in a PWR ring. I guess…the only thing left to say is…
(Brandon keeps a straight face on the PWR-o-Tron as the rapper Swizz Beatz is heard over the PA System.)
IT'S ME BITCHES!
(Devin St. Jons) Oh good grief! Brandon $. Yelder is going to challenge Marcus for the title of the division he created? This is a big time match!
(Marcus' face turns to shock as Brandon makes to the head of the ramp. Once at the top of the ramp, the song changes to "Orion" by Metallica. The fans go ballistic as they actually get to witness the other owner of PWR compete.)
(Devin St. Jons) Brandon has stated that he is retiring from professional wrestling and this might be on his road to retirement! If so, be in the lookout for a treat!
(Brandon enters the ring and stares across the ring at his brother, Marcus.)
PWR Global-Honor Championship Match
(ch)"The Player of the Year" Marcus K. Yelder vs Brandon $. Yelder
This PWR dream match begins with the opening bell as the creator of the Global-Honor division challenges the only man to wear the singles title. The bell sounds and from the opening bell, both men displayed their technical acumen. Counter for counter, these two men went at it for a solid 10 minutes with neither man being able to get the upper hand. Finally, a thumb to the eye opened the door for Marcus to attack without defense! Marcus connected with trademark move after trademark move before making the first nearfall after a Spinal Tap. Brandon kicked out as Marcus continued the onslaught. Marcus started peppering Brandon with kicks to the ribs and face, just to get a rise out of the co-owner. Marcus pulled Brandon to his feet, only to be caught with a knee to the midsection. Marcus scored with a huge DDT and got the very close 2 count on Brandon. The crowd started to rally behind Brandon as "The Player of the Year" looked for the end! Marcus pulled his older brother up to his feet and picked him up for a huge Lethal Dosage but Brandon reversed and took Marcus down with the Roc Of The Cradle! Both men were down and out as Brandon made the desperation cover and only got a two! Heartbroken, Brandon got up and continued to attack the champion. Brandon connected with the Terminator Suplex and then followed it up with Intimidator Suplex to get another near fall! The crowd really got behind this match as Brandon pulled Marcus up to his feet and put him down with his trademark Midnight Explosion! Marcus landed hard and Brandon made the cover and got the three but Marcus' foot was on the bottom rope so the referee cancelled the decision! Brandon as well as the capacity crowd were heartbroken but Brandon persevered! The creator of the Global-Honor division pulled his champion up and looked for the BYOB but Marcus reversed and took Brandon down with the Phila-Buster! Brandon was dazed and Marcus followed it up by giving Brandon a dose of Kryptophan! Big time Shining Wizard took Brandon down! MKY almost went for the pin but realized that he couldn't beat Brandon with that. MKY scaled to the top rope and leaped off with the Five-Star Frog Splash and picked up the huge win to retain the PWR G-H Championship!
Winner by pinfall at 17:19 and STILL PWR Global-Honor Champion - Marcus K. Yelder
(Devin St. Jons) What a big win in the career for MKY! He picks up one of the biggest wins in his career over his brother, Brandon and gains huge momentum going toward Rise II Power!
(Both men make their way out of the arena, before "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin hits over the PA, and the fans jump to their feet to see Shane Montez walk from behind the curtain. Shane gets a mixed reaction as he makes his way down and climbs into the ring. Shane takes the mic from our ringside attendant, and begins to speak.)
(Shane Montez) I know you all want to know what I have planned for tonight. What could Rob and Big possible have inspired me to do tonight? I'll tell you; tonight Shane Montez is throwing a family reunion.
(The crowd goes wild at the announcement.)
(Shane Montez) Hold on. Just a minute. Before you get all your little hopes up. It's not my family.
(The fans all start to boo.)
(Shane Montez) I know. Major buzz kill. But I promise you will all like what you are about to see. I'm throwing this family reunion for my dear old friend Synyster. So, without further ado. Let me bring out our first guests. Please welcome Synyster's parents, Mother of Synyster and Father of Synyster.
(The crowd half cheers as two old people with Synyster shirts on walk to the ring.)
(Shane Montez) Come on mom and pops. We don't have all night.
(The old couple slowly climbs into the ring.)
(Shane Montez) Since you took forever and a day to get down here lets get right to this. I think everyone wants to know what Synyster was
like as a kid. So tell us a story from his childhood.
(Mother of Synyster) Well, my little boy had a rough childhood. He
could never make friends. We once got him a dog and the next day it ran away.
(Father of Synyster) You know he wet the bed until he was 15 years old.
(Shane Montez) Really? Interesting I guess. Let me bring out my next guest. Give a hand to Sister of Synyster.
(Out walks a big ugly woman.)
(Shane Montez) Welcome Sister of Synyster.
(Sister of Synyster) It's good to be here. Let me tell you a little
story about my brother.
("Hollow Ground" by Hatebreed blasts over the speakers. Everyone jumps up and starts to cheer as Synyster walks out to the top of the ramp.)