July 30th, 2012
Dark Match
Hailey Hail def. Fatal Fury
(The show starts with the video opening for PWR Full Throttle, to the tune of "Broken, Beat and Scarred" by Metallica.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again..
(Synyster is shown walking down the aisle.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(B.B. Blayze is shown hitting Pyro-Lysis.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again.
(PK Punk is shown holding the PWR Tag Team Championship.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Big Bad Nardie is shown hitting The Death Blow.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Taker of Darkness is shown hitting his Lights Out finisher.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Chaos Kid is shown hitting the Chaos Drop.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Brandon $. Yelder is shown hitting the 253 on Jacob "Ace" Davis.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Jacob "Ace" Davis is shown holding the AOW World Title.)
Breaking your teeth on the hard life a'coming.
(Flash is shown hitting the Falcon Arrow.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Ice Queen is shown holding the PWR World Television Title.)
Cutting your feet on the hard earth a'running.
(Scott Kage is shown connecting with a superkick.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(The Cyclone is shown jumping into the ring.)
Raiding your soul in a hard luck story.
(The Guy is shown looking out into the crowd.)
Show.. your.. scars.
(Double Trouble is shown walking to the ring.)
Spilling your blood in a hot sun's a'glory.
(Jacques Couteau is seen hitting the Shoulder Blade.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Weapon X is shown posing on the turnbuckles.)
Breaking your life, broken beat and scarred.
(The Overtaker is seen holding up the PWR World Heavyweight Championship.)
But we die hard!
(After the opening montage for Full Throttle ends, the camera comes up inside the arena for the first time and shows us the trademark red and yellow pyrotechnics display exploding from the staging area! The arena quickly fills with light and smoke! Ultimately, after about 10 seconds of fire and light, the pyro cuts out and the house lights come up inside the arena for the first time! The camera swings us all around the arena, which is filled to the rafters for this exciting PWR event! The camera shows us some of the more colorful signage of the PWR faithful, supporting their favorite PWR stars! Finally, the camera settles on the longtime “Voice of PWR”, Chris Cash at ringside, while “Broken, Beat and Scarred” by Metallica, the official theme song of PWR Full Throttle continues to play in the background.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome everyone to PWR Full Throttle! We're coming to you live from the capitol city of New York State, the fine city of Albany! We have a jam packed night in store for you folks!
(“Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff hits and the crowd is on their feet!)
(Chris Cash) What a way to get started! The fans of PWR seemingly are won over more and more each week by our reigning World Champion, and here he comes!
(The Overtaker emerges onto the ramp and the crowd gets even louder.)
(Chris Cash) Here he is, fresh off a disqualification victory last time against Big Bad Nardie, but a victory no less. Here is The Overtaker!
(Overtaker makes his way into the ring with the PWR World Title around his waist. He enters the ring and grabs the mic.)
(The Overtaker) So last week wasn’t exactly what I’d hoped for as my first Full Throttle as the PWR World Champion! But that’s okay, we don’t always get what we want do we? Take Chaos Kid, he didn’t want to lose this belt to anyone, much less the likes of me, but here I stand. A better man and a better champion than he ever was or could hope to be!
(Overtaker holds the title high and the crowd eats it up.)
(The Overtaker) Then there's Nardie. I’m sure that he wanted a shot at my title and all he had to do was beat me last week to get it. But at the end of the day, he couldn’t keep me down. Sure I won the match by DQ and I may not have been quite standing, but the only reason is that Nardie knew he couldn’t put me away fairly, so he did what he did to save face.
(Overtaker stares into the hard camera and speaks as if to Nardie himself.)
(The Overtaker) You couldn’t beat me last week big man. You pulled a cowardly stunt last week with your sneak attack, and you still couldn’t put me down in the main event. You know good and well that you’ll never be able to put me down. I’m the champion and I’m a better man than you. But all that said Nardie, I’m not afraid to take you on one more time.
(The crowd cheers at the mention of a rematch.)
(The Overtaker) Now I’ve said all that to say this. Sometimes we don’t get what we want, but tonight I get it all. Chaos Kid and Nardie at the same time. And a former champion of a partner to get my back.
(The crowd chants for the returning Zanyon.)
(The Overtaker) Now I know that you said that your rematch for MY title would come on your terms CK, but it would seem that your wrong again because I have it on good authority that Syn himself will announce the time and place of our forthcoming title match later tonight on Full Throttle, and I can’t wait for it! Me and you, one more time; and this time, I have a really good feeling that there will be a winner. No more time limit draws. So Chaos Kid, no more waiting. No more interrupting. I’m calling you out, right here, right now!
(The World Champion pauses and looks to the entrance ramp.)
(The Overtaker) Come on!
(OT waits a little longer and still no CK.)
(The Overtaker) So, you’re still trying to do things on your own terms. Fine, so be it. Just know that tonight is only a preview for what I have in store for you when our match finally comes to be. There’s more than enough unfinished business between the two of us and I assure you that when it’s put to rest. I will still be the face of this company. This company that will still be running. So long as I live and breathe, you won’t do anything to damage PWR any further than you already have. I’ll fight for the fans, I’ll fight for Syn, I’ll fight for Ace, I’ll fight for Flash, Adam Radd, Ice Queen, and every other damn person in the back that understands how great this company really is!
(The crowd erupts in PWR chants.)
(The Overtaker) Yeah! Let’s hear it! P-W-R! P-W-R!
(The crowd joins the Champ in an increasingly loud PWR chant.)
(The Overtaker) P-W-R! P-W-R! P-W-R! P-W-R! P-W-R!
(“Let Me Entertain You” By Robbie Williams hits over the PA, and the PWR chants turn to boos.)
(Chris Cash) And here we go! On his own terms! Chaos Kid is on his way!
(The Overtaker stops and glares at the ramp as the fans continue to boo the impending arrival of Chaos Kid. Time passes and while the music continues, CK is nowhere to be seen.)
(The Overtaker) So, still not showing your face? Fine. You won’t come out to confront me now, you’ll be forced to come out and confront me in the main event. And then, it’s assured it’ll get physical. I can’t wait to kick your ass right here in Albany!
(The fans go crazy once more.)
(The Overtaker) CK, you can be sure that I’ll take you Over….
(The Champion holds up the mic.)
(Crowd) To the other side!
(The Overtaker) I’ll see you and Nardie in the main event.
(Chris Cash) It’s PWR World Champion, The Overtaker teaming with the returning Zanyon to take on Chaos Kid and Big Bad Nardie tonight in our main event!
(“Carmina Burana” starts up once again over the PA, and Overtaker starts to head to the back.)
(Chris Cash) The Overtaker is more than ready to go here tonight! That's our main event, but we have a full night of action for you all live here tonight! We will see two huge Championship matches here tonight, as Veesh Man and Weapon X will go heads up for the Pure Championship, and in our co-main event, Adam Radd will make his first defense of the PWR World Television Championship against the former title holder, Ice Queen! Plus, two matches tonight will see three more people qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at Summer Sanitarium, as Jacky Moonshine will face off against Jacques Couteau and in a special Two Fall Match, Flash, Shane Donovan and Taker of Darkness will tangle for the right to go to MSG! Remember folks, this is a two fall match! That means that after the first fall, the match will keep going and the person who scores the next fall, will also be in the Money In The Bank Match! All that and much, much more fans! Right now, let's head to the back where we have comments from “The Hooligan”, Michael Fletcher who is standing by with Stacy Warren. Take it away Stace!
(The camera switches from inside the arena to the back, where Stacy Warren is standing by with Michael Fletcher.)
(Stacy Warren) Thanks Chris. With me at this time is a man hoping to get on a roll here tonight, “The Hooligan” Michael Fletcher.
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) On a roll? And you wonder why I poured beer down your bra? Let’s get one thing perfectly clear. I will beat Double Trouble as I did a few weeks ago. Now don’t get me wrong; he’s tough, but I’m getting better. I came here with a lot of hype and yes, I’ve started at a snail’s pace. But mark my words. Very soon, a championship will be around this waist. Whether it’s the PWR Pure Championship, the PWR World Tag Team Championship... It’s going to happen.
(Stacy Warren) Speaking of the Tag Team Championship, where is Action Jacques?
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) That’s none of your concern. Now, I have places to be.
(Stacy Warren) What are you going to do to Action Jacques? Can I interview him?
(Fletcher becomes slightly angry.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) No, you cant. But could you do me a big favor and turn around?
(Stacy nervously turns around and Fletcher empties a can of beer down her jeans! Stacy screams out and as Fletcher walks off he mutters.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) I don’t know why she’s screaming. It isn’t the first time she’s had something near her butt crack.
(The camera pans back to Stacy who is soaked after the prank by Fletcher. Stacy pouts as the camera switches back into the arena and “T-R-O-U-B-L-E” by Travis Tritt hits as we return to the ringside area with Double Trouble making his way out to the ring for singles action.)
(Chris Cash) Double Trouble came up short in his efforts for the PWR Pure Championship semifinal match last week and looks to finally get on the winning track this week as he’ll take on one half of Drunk & Disorderly, “The Hooligan” Michael Fletcher.
(Trouble is in the ring awaiting his opponent, his music cuts off and is replaced by “Hellraiser” by Ozzy Osbourne as the crowd begins to boo when Fletcher makes his way out to the ring with a beer bottle in hand.)
(Chris Cash) Last time on Full Throttle, Fletcher insisted on getting retribution against Jacques Couteau for pinning him in the match for the PWR World Tag Team Championships but it all smelled of a set up when during a point in the match when both Hooligan and Couteau were on the outside of the ring, Hooligan’s tag team partner Jacky Moonshine slipped in through the crowd and well, for lack of a better term, kidnapped Action Jacques from ringside. I wonder what they have in store for the most charismatic inanimate object in the PWR. That felt weird saying that. Let’s get this one under way!!
Singles Match
"The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher vs Double Trouble
The two come to the middle of the ring to start the match and DT puts his hand out for a shake. Hooligan looks at it and then spits in his hand and offers it for a shake, but DT quickly pulls back to avoid that display of disrespect. They circle and DT comes right at him with a flurry of strikes to both the face and body, Hooligan scrambles and get to the ropes and ducks in them to force a break from the referee. As Hooligan slowly goes back to the middle of the ring, DT once again quickly advances, but this time Hooligan delivers a swift drop toe hold and then stomps at the back of Double Trouble multiple times, taking control of the match here. He pulls DT up and delivers a side English leg sweep for a 2 count! He taunts the crowd and continues to beat down on DT on the ground for a solid minute, not winning over the crowd anymore than he already had with his actions. He pulls DT up to his feet at the three minute mark, but DT rolls him for a close call on the 2 count! Hooligan goes nuts with kicks to the gut and forearms to the back of his opponent, he pulls him up and hooks him looking for an English suplex, but instead DT elbows out of it aggressively! Hooligan staggers back to the ropes, he turns, kick, STUNNER!! NO!! Hooligan pushes him off and delivers a chop block right to the knee that takes DT down on all fours! Hooligan takes a step back and then comes forward, PENALTY KICK CONNECTS!!! 1.................................. 2............................. 3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner by pinfall at 4:57 - "The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher
(Chris Cash) Double Trouble tried valiantly, but Fletcher picks up the win and looks to possibly get on a roll here in the PWR once again. He starts the night off on the right foot for his team, as later on his partner Jacky Moonshine will take on Jacques Couteau for a spot in the Money in the Bank ladder match. Right now, we’ve gotta take a commercial break, we’ll be right back with an appearance from PWR’s hottest free agent acquisition in a long time as Zanyon will tell all about why he’s back and what his plans are, right after this!!
(The camera holds for a moment on the celebrating Hooligan before fading to commercial.)
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(The camera comes back from commercial and takes us straight into the arena as “Rise Above” by Black Flag starts playing over the PA. The crowd rises to their feet to see who it is, as they are unfamiliar with the music. The confusion turns to wild cheers as the former PWR World Champion, Zanyon makes his way into the arena!)
(Chris Cash) There he is folks! A man who at one time we thought we would never see in the ring again, but here it is, 2012 and he's back! Zanyon has returned! This man's history in this business is well documented. From being a multiple time champion in numerous promotions, to the promotion he ran, ZWA; this is a man who's done it all in this business! What's brought him back now though? It looks like he might be ready to shed some light on that right now, and I for one can't wait to hear it!
(Zanyon makes his way down the ramp, up the steps and ultimately into the ring. Zanyon moves to take a mic from Derek Daniels, before making his way to the middle of the ring, looking into the hard camera. Zanyon allows the cheers to die down and then begins to speak.)
(Zanyon) And it was four years later, and the forgotten son of this industry has returned! I will not leave the world waiting and address the burning question as to why I have comeback to PWR, and it as simple as I am very saddened to see how this business has evolved. It is painful to see where it is today, and I will not let an industry I helped throughout the 2000's become obsolete with the times. The thing is, I had the power to keep it a well oiled machine, but I went into exile with the collapse of my own empire, the ZWA, four years ago. The ZWA was my child, which I operated for eight years. Almost a decade of my life went to putting out the best product I could, and helping this business grow and stay competitive. The day the music died, I left town, never to return until now, and it killed me inside. So here I am to give myself back to the PWR, and its followers. "Why didn't I just hold a press conference to announce my return?" Well, there has been somebody I have seen and heard that is an "unstoppable force" in the PWR, by the name of Big Bad Nardie. He's somebody I have seen that likes to walk around and act like he's legendary. Well, what happens Nardie when the past comes back to bite you in the ass? What happens when the past decides it will be the present and future again? Big Bad Nardie, I made an example of you when I left you unconscious on the last Full Throttle. Nardie, kicking your ass and taking you down a peg will be the first step in reclaiming prestige in this business and restoring it to what it once was. When you eliminate the cancerous cells, the healthy ones will have a chance to regenerate, and that is why I have chosen you. Big Bad Nardie, I flat out hate you. I hate what you stand for, I hate your name, I hate how you have been a "main eventer" and all you do is take and take from this company, without giving back. Big Bad Nardie, I am here to give whatever mileage I have left in these boots back to the industry that made me a star, and eliminate the problems in the process. You can't stop the inevitable Nardie, and I am counting down the days until PWR will once again Rise To Power!
(Zanyon drops the mic and the crowd once again erupts in cheers as “Rise Above” by Black Flag starts back up over the PA. Zanyon exits the ring as Chris Cash picks up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Zanyon letting everyone here tonight know that his focus is to restore our business to it's prominence, and he has focused right in on Big Bad Nardie with some harsh words! Sitting back and watching for years now, Zanyon has developed it seems a hatred for Nardie and the way he goes about things. Nardie better watch out! Zanyon may have been away for four years, but I’ve sat at ringside for some of his greatest triumphs folks, and believe me, he's as talented as they come inside that squared circle. Let's head to the back, where I understand Lizzie McFadden is standing by with BB Blayze.
(Zanyon makes his way back up the ramp, shaking hands with some of the fans along the ramp as the camera cuts backstage to Lizzie McFadden with BB Blayze.)
(Lizzie McFadden) Blayze, congrats for becoming the first entrant into the Money in the Bank match at Summer Sanitarium.
(BB Blayze) Thanks. What can I say? I’m happy to get a second chance at becoming PWR Heavyweight Champion. It might not be a title match, but winning this match would mean I would get a title match anytime and anywhere I want. Imagine the possibilities.
(Lizzie McFadden) I can, but tonight’s match is of a different caliber, a non-title match against The Cyclone.
(BB Blayze) Exactly. The Cyclone is the Hardcore Champ and he is willing to beat the holy crap out of people to keep that title. I can’t take him lightly.
(Lizzie McFadden) Also tonight, you will find out will be the next to join you in the Money in the Bank match. Is there anybody in particular you would want to win?
(BB Blayze) Actually Lizzie, I’m not going to say now, but you’ll find out soon enough.
(Blayze walks away leaving Lizzie looking confused. The view fades from Lizzie to a pre-taped segment earlier in the evening. We see Big Bad Nardie sitting outside the Times Union Center's back door, seemingly waiting on someone to arrive.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Where's that son of a bitch Zanyon?
(As Nardie looks on, a familiar purple limo arrives and comes to a stop. The chauffeur, Sexy 13 jumps out and opens the door for PWR's Executive Assistant, Raven Jones.)
(Raven Jones) Thank you 13.
(As Raven tries to walk in, she notices Nardie and she tries to speed up and avoid him.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Hey! Wait up Rave'.
(Raven keeps walking, but chooses to speak.)
(Raven Jones) What do you want?
(Big Bad Nardie) Well, it's not to spend time with you, that’s for sure. So, who's idea was it to bring Zanyon? What Rave', you and Synyster cant deal with me yourselves? You got to bring relics from the past?
(Raven Jones) I don't handle hiring Nardie. Why don't you take your complaints up with Syn or some one who gives a damn.
(Raven tries to push past Nardie, but he speeds up to block her path.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Syn huh? That's a little buddy buddy. I mean, what's your job around here anyway? Do you get his coffee? File some papers? I know you look hot and try to get him to notice. Raven, do you know wrestling history? Remember Chilltown? Syn only sees girls like you disposable pleasures. But I see you two in the halls. Chilling in his office. The way you look at him, but wait, aren't you two supposed to be boss/employee?
(Raven stops visibly annoyed.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Let me ask you something....
(Raven Jones) No, let me ask you something! See Nardie, you like to think you're the big thing around here. When is the last time you won........... Anything!?
(Nardie looks a little taken aback.)
(Raven Jones) Can't remember? Me neither. You know what? I'm glad you beat me up. Fired and humiliated me. Because if I were still around you all the time, I would be humiliated to be with you. Nardie , you know what gets me the most about you? You don't seem to care about losing. You use to be a World Champion caliber superstar. But now? You've become what you hate most. You're not a bully. You my friend are a shell. Now excuse me. I got work to do.
(Raven smiles as she pushes past Nardie and walks into the Times Union Center, leaving a furious Nardie behind. The video ends and the camera comes back inside the arena as “Rockstar” by R. Kelly hits over the PA, and out from the back steps the reigning PWR Hardcore Champion, The Cyclone.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back inside the arena folks, and it looks like that talk Syn gave Raven last week is working wonders! Nardie got a little of his own medicine right there! Although, what's good for Raven might not be good for Overtaker and Zanyon in our main event here tonight! Right now, it's time for our next contest and here comes the Hardcore Champion, The Cyclone! Cyclone defeated the former Champion, Taker of Darkness on our last episode, and tonight he takes another step up in competition, as he'll face off against the first man to qualify for the Money In The Bank Match at Summer Sanitarium!
(Cyclone enters the ring as “Inside The Fire (Instrumental)” by Disturbed hits over the PA, and the crowd rises to their feet to cheer like crazy for BB Blayze!)
(Chris Cash) The first man to qualify for, and in my opinion without even hearing the other competitors, he is the odds on favorite to come out of MSG as Mr. Money In The Bank, BB Blayze! Blayze will find out later tonight a few more stars who will join him in the Ladder Match at Summer Sanitarium, but like he said earlier tonight, he cannot look past The Cyclone!
(Blayze enters the ring, and after the ref performs his checks, he calls for the bell.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go, Blayze versus The Cyclone!
Singles Match
The Cyclone vs BB Blayze
The two fan favorites stand across from one another. They quickly slap hands as a sign of respect and begin to circle each other. They meet in the middle of the ring for a lockup and after a brief struggle, the slightly larger Cyclone gains the advantage. The Hardcore champion hooks his arms around the waist of Blayze and quickly slams him down to the mat. Cyclone back up and laying the boots into the fallen Blayze. After kicking his opponent a few more times, he runs the ropes and goes for rolling thunder! But BB is way too fresh and gets out of the way in plenty of time. Cyclone hits his back against the mat! Blayze in the cover 1...................... and a kickout! Both men back to their feet now but BB was a bit quicker getting up. BB making a run with a clothesline! Cyclone back to his feet and eats another. Blayze makes a run to complete his trifecta of clotheslines but the champion sees it coming this time and Blayze eats a facebuster! Cyclone wasting no time and capitalizes with a step-up enzuigiri! Blayze goes down hard. Cyclone grabs the leg now and begins to work it over stomping away at it. He lifts up the leg of his opponent now and drops the elbow on it. And one more time for good measure! Cyclone going up top now, and comes flying down with his patented diving elbow, but in a slightly unconventional manner he hits the leg of Blayze with his downward momentum as opposed to his chest. BB is holding his leg searing in pain. Cyclone now, looking to end it, steps over to Blayze and hooks him in the Thunderstorm! This is what he’s been setting up for and the Sharpshooter is locked in. Blayze lifts his hands up as if to tap but won’t relent. After several moments of struggling in pain he manages to get to the ropes and Cyclone breaks. Cyclone lifting the dazed Blayze up now and onto his shoulder, setting up for snake eyes! But BB floats over into a snap DDT! Blayze with a kip up and the crowd is going crazy now! Blayze runs the ropes as Cyclone gets to his feet and hits a huge handspring elbow! BB now motioning for Cyclone to get up and he does, lifts him into a fireman’s carry. Pyro-Lysis! NO! Cyclone got off BB’s shoulders and behind him! German Suplex! But Blayze floats over and lands on his feet, now behind Cyclone! The Hardcore champion turns around and is stunned! He’s caught off guard now. A kick to the gut and BB lifts him up for a Reign of Fire! And BB with the cover 1..................... 2.................. 3!
Winner by pinfall at 6:12 - BB Blayze
(Chris Cash) Momentum for BB Blayze as he rolls toward MSG, as he picks up a win against the Hardcore Champion! Cyclone had trouble getting much of anything going in that contest, but that can be chalked up to Blayze being on his game here tonight. Big win for Blayze!
(The camera focuses on Blayze as he heads back up the ramp, before fading back outside, and we see Big Bad Nardie. Nardie is still pacing outside the Times Union Center.)
(Big Bad Nardie) She thinks I'm a loser? I'm not a loser! I'm Big Bad Freakin' Nardie. I'm not a fucking shell!
(As Nardie is pacing, Scott Kage arrives to the arena. Seeing Nardie, Kage tries to just get past him in his unstable state. Nardie waits for Kage to push past, and as he does, Nardie attacks Kage from behind! Nardie with a vicious elbow to the back of Kage's head, knocking him to the concrete!)
(Big Bad Nardie) Do you know who I am?
(Nardie jumps on top Kage, raining down punches. Kage covers up, trying to absorb the blows. Eventually Kage reverses the position and starts getting some shots on Nardie. Nardie tosses Kage off, and both Kage and Nardie get back to their feet. Both men run toward each other and Nardie spears Kage down on the concrete! Nardie looks at the fallen Kage and then looks at Raven's limo. Nardie drags Kage to the front of the limo, picking Kage up and viciously slamming him on the hood! Kage slides off the hood leaving a large dent. Nardie lets out a primal scream, then picks up Kage once more and slams him on the hood again! Kage writhing in pain on the hood. Nardie chokes and screams at him.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Do you know who I am? Do you? Do you know who I am?!
(Nardie gets on the hood and drags Kage to his feet.)
(Big Bad Nardie) I'm not a fucking SHELL!
(Nardie picks up Kage and slams him through the limo windshield! Kage screaming in pain and security comes pouring out of the arena. Nardie continues to try to grab at Kage as security pulls him off the limo. EMT's and medical personnel rush to Kage as security continues to restrain Nardie. The EMT's tend to Kage as we fade to commercial.)
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(As PWR comes back from break, a pre-taped video plays over the air. It's Weapon X, standing outside a stadium of some sort.)
(Weapon X) Look at this, it's Weapon X and the PWR Pure Title is on the line. Veesh Man, I respect you, You have been around for along time and you will be one tough opponent. Where am I you ask? I'm in London, standing outside the Olympic Stadium. Why am I here you ask? Because I am busy bugging the Olympic Committee to make PWR an official Olympic game of pro wrestling trivialists around the world. I mean we already have an official mascot, that's what Chaos Kid is here for! It's been a very long time since I’ve cut a promo, and in case you forgot, I'm Weapon X the collector of gold and titles and your next PWR Pure Champion!
(Video from Weapon X ends and another video picks right up where that one left off. We see Jacques Couteau staring angrily into the camera.)
(Jacques Couteau) So it’s come to this. Those two schlubs couldn’t beat us on their own merits, so they resort to psychological warfare and kidnapping. Well, I’ll have you know that my mind is like a steel trap and AJ’s will is unbreakable. Bribe him, torture him, he will remain loyal to this team and he'll never say a word. In the meantime, however, I’ll need a temporary surrogate. Which brings me here…
(Jacques gestures magnificently to the toy store behind him.)
(Jacques Couteau) I will of course need some semblance of emotional support during my run to the Money in the Bank match and beyond, and though I have the utmost confidence that Action Jacques will be returned to me soon, I need an immediate replacement. Let’s see what we have here…
(For some reason, Jacques makes a beeline for some My Little Pony toys. That’s… telling.)
(Jacques Couteau) Hmm… Twilight Sparkle? No, I’m the brains of the outfit. Applejack? Too American. Fluttershy? Not aggressive enough. Pinkie Pie? Too silly. Rainbow Dash?
(He holds up a blue pony with a multicolored mane.)
(Jacques Couteau) Eh, not bad. She is an action girl. Very athletic and headstrong, hates to lose. She might be a good fit. And I’ve heard she always dresses in style, but that applies more to the generation three Dash. What I need to replace AJ is someone who has style NOW. And that can only be one…
(He puts Rainbow Dash back on the shelf and picks up a white pony with a purple mane and three diamonds on her flank.)
(Jacques Couteau) Ah, yes. Rarity. She’s interested in the good things in life, has a keen insight for fashion… and let’s not beat around the bush, she is a huge drama queen. She is my partner given horse form. Perfection.
(With that, he approaches the checkout line. There is a young man, seemingly in his mid-twenties, manning the register. Jacques puts the pony on the counter and the cashier’s eyes light up.)
(Cashier) Dude…
(He holds up a fist. Jacques looks at him quizzically.)
(Jacques Couteau) What’s this all about?
(Cashier) Brohoof, man. Don’t leave me hanging.
(Jacques Couteau) Oh, you think I’m… no no, I’m not one of those crazy bronies.
(Cashier) Buying it for your niece or something?
(Jacques Couteau) No, it’s a replacement for my tag team partner. He’s an action figure.
(Now it’s the cashier’s turn to look at someone oddly.)
(Cashier) Right. And bronies are crazy. Here’s your change. Have a nice day.
(Jacques Couteau) Thank you.
(Jacques walks triumphantly out of the store.)
(Jacques Couteau) My path to glory begins with Jacky Moonshine. With a new ally at my side, it’s only a matter of time until AJ has safely returned and I have claimed that all-important briefcase. Today the toy store, tomorrow the world!... title.
(The video from Couteau ends and the camera brings us back to the backstage area and shows us a desk. The camera pans up to reveal it as the desk of PWR Creative Head, Jacob “Ace” Davis. He sits in his desk chair with his feet up on the desk and arms folded, and he does not look to be too happy. It pans out and reveals Jacky Moonshine is standing there in the office as well.)
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) Can you believe what that damn weasel Brandon $. Yelder pulled? He thinks that he can control what he does in this place like he has some kind of power!! Not on my watch! I’m the damn Creative Head, he’s just some average Joe around here who does what I say he should be doing! I am sick and tired of his games and...
(Moonshine puts his hand on the bosses shoulder and is trying to calm him down.)
(Jacky Moonshine) Boss, you need to settle down, he’s just trying to get inside your head before your match. We both know that you’re a better wrestler, a better executive and ultimately a better man than Brandon $. Yelder. He knows that the only way he has any chance of walking out of Madison Square Garden with that title of yours is to get you off your game and I think I have a way to sway the mind games back in your favor.
(Ace looks intrigued, Moonshine leans in and whispers something in his ear. Davis’ grimace turns to a smile, he looks into the camera.)
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) Brandon $. Yelder was scheduled to have the night off tonight, but I no longer think that’s a good idea. No, instead right here tonight, Brandon $. Yelder is going to step in that ring and go one on one with….ME!! Jacob “Ace” Davis!! That’s right, before you have the chance to play more games, tonight, I will finish you. By the way, Jacky, how’s that other assignment going?
(Jacky Moonshine) Fletcher is in there right now.
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) Why don’t you go check that out and make sure we get the desired results.
(Jacky Moonshine) Sure thing, boss.
(Moonshine walks off and the camera takes us from Ace's office to Zanyon in his locker room getting ready for the main event. Suddenly, The Overtaker walks into frame.)
(Zanyon) Well, look who it is.
(The Overtaker) Zanyon.
(Zanyon) Champ.
(The Overtaker) So, I know that we’ve never met before and your quite the controversial character. But all that aside, I owe you a thanks for what you did on the last Full Throttle.
(Zanyon) Think nothing of it. I like Nardie just as much as everyone else.
(The Overtaker) Well, you could have made quite the impact taking out the Champion on your big return. I appreciate the kindness not to.
(Zanyon) Don’t take it as a sign of friendship. At the end of the day, I’m still here for one thing.
(Zanyon looks at the PWR World Title draped across the shoulder of The Overtaker.)
(Zanyon) I’m back to reclaim what’s rightfully mine.
(The Overtaker) Fair enough. I’m a fighting champion, and when the time and place is right, you’ll have your shot.
(Zanyon) That time and place may be sooner than you think.
(The Overtaker) But as far as tonight, we have Nardie and CK to deal with tonight. Can I trust you to have my back?
(Zanyon) I got you last week. This week you can expect the same.
(The Overtaker extends his hand and Zanyon shakes it.)
(The Overtaker) I’ll see you out there.
(The camera switches from in the locker room, back out into the arena as “Fear” by Disturbed hits over the PA, and out from the back walks Weapon X to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back inside the arena folks, and as we get ready for our first Championship Match of the night, I want to let everyone know that Scott Kage was taken from the premises by ambulance and has reached the local medical facility here in Albany after the heinous attack by Nardie. Nardie was escorted to his locker room and he will still compete here tonight. After everything, I’m not sure why Synyster just doesn’t fire him already. He's a risk to everyone employed here, and frankly he's a menace.
(Cash takes a moment of silence to compose himself before returning to the air.)
(Chris Cash) Back to the action, it's time for our Pure Championship Match, and here's Weapon X. Unique words early on, but in the ring he's not an easy out. Very easily, Weapon X could walk out of here with the gold.
(Weapon X enters the ring as his music dies out and “Back Then” by Mike Jones hits over the loudspeakers and out from the back steps the other finalist, Veesh Man to a great ovation from the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) Undefeated in PWR, here's the pint-sized spark plug, Veesh Man! At just two foot nine, Veesh is one of the most unorthodox competitors in the history of our business. He's made a career of taking down the big men, and tonight he'll look to do the same thing to the six foot seven Weapon X. Who will leave Albany as the new PWR Pure Champion? Let's get it underway and find out! There's the bell, here we go!
Finals of the PWR Pure Championship Tournament
Veesh Man vs Weapon X
The two men square off and Weapon X looks very confident with his extreme size advantage on Veesh. X charges his opponent but Veesh is too fast and gets behind the bigger man. Veesh with a kick to the back of the leg which offsets the balance of X and he drops to a knee. Veesh now makes a run at the ropes and charges the bigger man and goes for a shining wizard! But he’s caught in midair and Weapon X now has him in a bearhug. Weapon is back to his feet, still holding Veesh and now hurls him into the air for a backdrop driver! Cover 1......................... and a kickout by the resilient Veesh man! Weapon X is back on the attack and lifts Veesh back to a stand and sets him up for a powerbomb. Veesh up for the powerbomb, but he lifts up and takes down X with a DDT! Veesh goes up top and a Split-Legged Veeshsault! Veesh with the cover for a 1............................... 2.......................... and Kickout! Weapon flings Veesh across the ring when he lifts up from the cover. Veesh gets up and is dazed and taken down by a running knee. Weapon X begins to work over the smaller man now for several minutes putting down Veesh every time he beings to mount a little but of offense. He now caps off his assault by locking Veesh in the Border City Stretch! Veesh is struggling and X is keeping the pressure on! Veesh wiggling around now and uses his smaller size to slip through the arms of Weapon X and out of the hold! X is still in a laying position from applying the hold and looks at Veesh in shock. Veesh quickly retaliates with a Superkick! Weapon X is down and cover! 1............................... 2............................... NO! Veesh almost had it but Weapon X made it out! Veesh now going crazy as X is getting back to his feet. He’s calling for it, the VeeshKO! Weapon X is slowly up to his knees and Veesh goes for it! NO! Weapon X catches him and throws Veesh to the ground! Veesh back up and immediately taken down by a pedigree! That’s got to be it! Weapon X is slowly crawls to the cover. 1........................ 2................... and somehow Veesh kicks out! Weapon X just can’t seem to put away Veesh! He goes over to the little guy and lays a huge right hand into his face to keep him down! The big Weapon X signals for the top rope and slowly begins his climb up. It’s not often the big man goes up. Weapon X staggers to the top and calls for his signature Shooting Star Press! He lifts up and makes the jump, Shooting Star Press! But he’s taken down! In the middle of his second rotation he’s driven face first to the mat by a VeeshKO! Weapon X wasted too much time getting to the top and Veesh got back to his feet in time to hit the VeeshKO in midair on the big man! Weapon X isn’t moving. But Veesh isn’t taking any chances. He’s going to make sure that Weapon X stays down. Veesh going up top now and he jumps! Shooting Veesh Press! And this one connects full force! Veesh with the cover 1............................ 2............................. 3! New Pure Champion!
Winner by pinfall at 7:45 and NEW PWR Pure Champion - Veesh Man
(Chris Cash) Three and zero in PWR, and now, he's the Pure Champion! Veesh Man has done it! Veesh has been unstoppable since he's arrived on the scene here in PWR, and you have to wonder, who's finally going to be able to solve the puzzle that is Veesh Man? That was just the first of two big title matches here tonight on Full Throttle as later on, Adam Radd makes his first defense of the PWR World Television Championship against Ice Queen! Still so much more to come tonight! And hold on just a moment... I'm just getting word that Brandon $. Yelder has accepted the challenge of Ace Davis for tonight! The AOW Title will be up for grabs tonight! This huge night just got even bigger! Stay with us!
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(Chris Cash) Welcome back to Full Throttle ladies and gentlemen, and before we went to break, we had it confirmed, that right here tonight we are going to see a match we thought was scheduled to take place at Summer Sanitarium as Jacob “Ace” Davis will go one on one and place his AOW World Championship on the line against Brandon $. Yelder! That should be interesting to say the least!
(“You Oughta Be in Pictures” by Rudy Vallee plays, signaling the arrival of Jacques Couteau. He still has a shanghaied stagehand carrying a velvet pillow along with him, but Action Jacques is, of course, nowhere to be found. He is currently replaced by the My Little Pony Jacques was seen purchasing earlier.)
(Chris Cash) Okay. It looks as though Couteau’s self-confidence hasn’t taken the slightest hit even after the theft… excuse me, “kidnapping” of his partner. You have to be awfully secure in yourself to carry around a toy intended for little girls.
(Jacques pauses before stepping into the ring. He pats Rarity on the head and drops a packet of Sweet & Low onto the pillow.)
(Chris Cash) That’s not even real sugar, but it’s not a real horse either, so I guess it makes sense. Wait, what am I saying?
(“I’m Shipping Up to Boston” by Dropkick Murphys plays over the sound system and walking out in a sleek new ring jacket is Jacky Moonshine to boos from the crowd.)
(Chris Cash) Jacky gave Ace an idea earlier on that has now led to a match for the AOW World Championship later tonight. Some say that Moonshine has only gotten the opportunities he’s been given because he affiliates himself with the right people, but right here tonight he has a chance to earn something on his own merits, we’ll see how he does! Moonshine and Couteau one on one, Money in the Bank Ladder match spot on the line!!
Money In The Bank Qualifying Match
Jacques Couteau vs Jacky Moonshine
These two come out quick and seem to be even more familiar with one another as their paths have crossed several times recently. Neither can get an early advantage as we see a lot of hold and counter style wrestling. The crowd appreciates the display and reacts accordingly, Moonshine has been pretty straight up thus far, unlike his tag team partner. Around the two minute mark, Moonshine catches Couteau with a knee to the gut and then another to the chin that takes him down. Moonshine pulls Couteau up to his feet and delivers a Twist of Fate for a close fall two count. He controls the next minute or two with a deliberate style of offense focusing his efforts on the chin and face of Couteau, priming him for one of his two finishing moves. He has Couteau up on his feet near the ropes and charges, but Couteau with a back body drop to Moonshine sending him outside to the floor, he hits the far ropes and connects with a baseball slide!! Both are on the outside of the ring now and the brawl is on! The crowd is loving it as neither man wants to back down, after a clever distraction, Couteau gets a low blow on Moonshine and sends him crashing into the steel ringsteps! He looks over and just like last week, this time it’s Hooligan going for Couteau’s new ringside buddy. Couteau charges and chases off Hooligan before he is able to steal Rarity. As Couteau comes back around, Moonshine connects with a stiff and vicious knee from the top step of the steel steps. He gets him back into the ring but is only able to score a two count. Great resiliency is being shown by Couteau here. Moonshine is looking for the kill now, he pulls Couteau up to his feet and lifts him into fireman’s carry position. He drops him, but Couteau blocks the knee to the head! He instead connects with a dragon screw leg whip, and then a legdrop across the knee of his opponent! He sends Moonshine into the corner and connects with several shoulders to the gut, he then lifts him up and drops him into Tree of Woe position! Moonshine is defenseless in the corner! Couteau backs to the opposite corner and is ready to charge! Just before he does he sees a child sitting at ringside playing with a Jacques Couteau action figure on the guard rail. He is distracted thinking that it’s Action Jacques, he is about to exit the ring to investigate, but Moonshine runs across the ring and rolls him up from behind!!! 1........................ 2............................... 3!!!!! Jacky Moonshine qualifies for Money in the Bank!!!
Winner by pinfall at 8:43 - Jacky Moonshine
(Chris Cash) Well, if I knew this match would end controversially before hand, I would have assumed Michael Fletcher was involved. He made an appearance, but was not a factor as Jacky Moonshine picked up the surprise victory after a momentary distraction by a fan playing with a Jacques Couteau doll at ringside. I think that the saga between the Hollywood Knights and Drunk & Disorderly is far from over folks.
(The camera switches from the victorious Moonshine to the office of the Owner of PWR, Synyster. The crowd cheers as the boss comes over the screen. Syn is on his phone, and we pick up on the conversation.)
(Synyster) Yeah... Alright, just keep me posted. Thanks.
(As Syn hangs up his phone, his Executive Assistant Raven Jones walks through the door.)
(Raven Jones) You should have seen it! I did just like you told me, I blew him off. I wouldn’t let him get to me, and I’m not going to let him get to me anymore!
(Synyster) Well, I’m proud of you. He may not have gotten to you tonight, but you surely got to him. That was our doctor, and I sent him along with Scott Kage to the hospital. After your conversation with Nardie, he put Scott Kage through the windshield of your limo.
(Raven Jones) Oh my god! Is he okay?
(Synyster) They're still looking him over. He's all cut up, and has some broken ribs for sure. I'll know more later.
(Raven Jones) That son of a bitch!
(Synyster) And since Kage is an active competitor, there isn’t much I can do about it. I'll tell you what though... Nardie wants to fight in the back lot? I'll give him what he wants.
(Syn rises from his chair, going to storm out the door when Raven reaches out and grabs him by the arm, trying to stop him.)
(Raven Jones) Now wait, wait. You told me to not let him get to you, and now I’m going to give you the same advice. You can't go out there and beat him down.
(Synyster) Oh trust me Raven, I can and he knows it. But I’m not going to. I’m a professional. I’m just going to go have a talk with someone. I'll be back, you stay here. I'll put security at the door.
(Raven Jones) Okay. Be careful out there.
(Synyster) Always.
(Syn pulls away from Raven and she lets go, her fingers trailing off his forearm. Syn exits the room, and Raven looks on with a somewhat longing look. The camera fades from Raven back into the arena as the LIGHTS... GO... OUT!)
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
He livin’ in that 21st Century..
Doin’ somethin’ mean to it..
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it!
Screams from the haters got a nice ring to it!
I guess every superhero needs his theme music..
B$Y! He got all that power!
The clock’s tickin’…he just counts the hours!
Stop trippin’…he’s livin’ with the power!
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SUUUUUUUPERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(“Power [Big Money Remix]” by Kanye West continues playing over the PA as Brandon $. Yelder makes his way into the arena! B$Y stands atop the ramp, decked in the black Adidas gear with the green trim tonight. B$Y stands at the ramp, bobbing his head with his custom theme music before ripping away the suit, revealing his black, green and gold trunks. B$Y takes off down the ramp, ready to do battle.)
(Chris Cash) As B$Y will readily admit, he's been off his game a little since coming back to PWR. He suffered a defeat to Shane Donovan in the scintillating Last Man Standing Match at The Border Battle, and he's had his struggles with Ace's cronies, but all that comes to an end here tonight as he finally gets the shot at the belt of the company he created! The AOW World Championship!
(B$Y enters the ring and stands at the ready as “White Limo” by Foo Fighters hits over the PA, and the boos begin for the AOW World Champion.)
(Chris Cash) Here he comes, the Creative Director of PWR, and the defending AOW World Champion, Jacob “Ace Davis! Davis seemingly had had enough of the shenanigans of B$Y and he called him out here tonight! They're not waiting until Summer Sanitarium!
(The crowd's boos get even louder as Ace walks onto the stage in not his wrestling gear, but in his suit and tie!)
(Chris Cash) What's this? Ace isn’t dressed to wrestle! Will he tangle it up in his boardroom best?
(Ace pulls a mic from his pocket and stares down Yelder in the middle of the ring.)
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) You thought you were pretty clever, didn’t you Brandon? A loophole that lets you get out of a match any time you want? I'll admit, it was a pretty slick move. Everyone here thought they would be seeing an AOW World Championship Match here tonight, but I am sad... well, not really.. to tell you that you will not!
(The crowd starts booing Ace even more vehemently.)
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) No, no, no. No title match tonight! No, tonight Brandon, you won't be getting the Champ in that ring. You will have a match though. You will go one on one with a legend in this business. He is a former IWF Junior League World Champion and more importantly, he is my third cousin, twice removed... SHINJI THE JAPANESE MULLET!!
(“Sumo” by Jim Johnston echoes out over the arena's loudspeakers, and as Ace steps behind the curtain, out from the back steps former superstar, Shinji “The Japanese Mullet” to a stunned ovation from the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) This is a surprising development to say the least! Billed as Ace's third cousin twice removed, it's Shinji! I never understood those removed labels in the family tree, but that's not for me to decide anyway. B$Y not looking to happy as he's been duped by Ace this time! This is just Ace saying what's good for the goose is good for the gander!
(Shinji makes his way to the ring and climbs in, bowing to his corner before turning to face Yelder.)
(Chris Cash) Well, it's not the match we expected, but B$Y still is in action, next!
Singles Match
Brandon $. Yelder vs Shinji "The Japanese Mullet"
It wouldn’t be the match that B$Y had his mind set on tonight, but he wouldn’t be taking it lightly as he quickly charges across at Shinji, backing him into the corner. B$Y unloading on Shinji with rapid fire rights and lefts to the body, leaving “The Japanese Mullet” trying to deflect. Brandon takes Shinji by the arm, sending him across the ring and crashing into the corner. Brandon backs into the near corner, getting a full head of steam, running across the ring but Shinji brings the boots up! Brandon stumbles backward and Shinji postures up, pushing himself to the middle rope. Brandon turns his attention back as Shinji starts to balance himself, and Brandon leaps forward and connects with the Shoryuken! Tumbling uppercut and Shinji falls to the floor! Brandon stepping out of the ring and he jumps to the floor, looking to keep the pressure on Shinji. Brandon pulling Shinji up by the mullet and pulls him to the ring apron. Brandon pulls Shinji's head back before introducing him to the hard ring apron! Shinji stumbling away, trying to put some distance between Brandon and himself. Brandon not letting Shinji get too far, pushes him forward and Shinji collides with the ring post! Brandon watches Shinji fall before rolling back into the ring to break the ten count of the referee. Brandon rolls right back out and he quickly closes in on Shinji once more. Brandon grabs Shinji and this time smashes him face first into the announce table! The battle continues on the outside of the ring up until around the seven minute mark, when Brandon spins Shinji around, rolling him back into the ring. Brandon leaps up onto the apron, going to get back in the ring when out of nowhere, Shinji connects with a buzzsaw like kick between the ropes, connecting with B$Y's head! Brandon kneeling forward on the ropes, and Shinji takes off! Shinji off the far ropes, coming back in, Mullet Slap! Brandon falls into the ring, Shinji with a lateral press! 1................................... 2.................................. He's got his foot on the ropes! The referee doesn’t see it! 3! Shinji steals the match!
Winner by pinfall at 8:09 - Shinji "The Japanese Mullet"
(Chris Cash) A little bit of underhandedness does B$Y once again! The referee didn’t see Shinji's feet on the ropes, and he counts three, giving “The Japanese Mullet” the win! B$Y is beside himself, and if he has any hopes of winning that AOW World Championship at Summer Sanitarium, he better get his act together and quick!
(As Shinji scurries back up the ramp, the camera fades backstage to Dan Dexter, who is standing by.)
(Dan Dexter) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Ice Queen!
(The crowd cheers loudly as the former double Champion walks into frame.)
(Dan Dexter) Queen, in a few moments you will take on Adam Radd in a rematch for the PWR World Television Championship. What are your final thoughts as you get ready to try and reclaim the gold?
(Ice Queen) Dan, the only thought I have on my mind is pinning or submitting Adam Radd here tonight and getting my title back. Radd is a tough man to face, but he's straight up. You know he's going to go out there and wrestle to the best of his ability. Tonight, I just have to hope I’m better. I want the belt back, and I am willing to leave it all out there in that ring to get it done. Radd, I respect you. But you have what is mine and I want it back. So, I hope you're ready, because I know I am and soon... you'll know it too.
(Ice Queen leaves the frame, leaving Dan Dexter looking on as the camera cuts into a dark room. Strange noises are heard in the background and a distinct British voice is heard.)
(Voice) You think you’re so clever don’t you?? Talk damn it!!
(Just then a splash of water is heard and the door is suddenly opened, the light is turned on and Jacky Moonshine walks into the room. The British voice is shown to be “The Hooligan” Michael Fletcher. The camera then pans down to show Action Jacques tied to a chair. This isn’t the AJ were used to seeing though, he is wet and dirty, obvious from the brutal conditions he’s been forced to stay in since his kidnapping last show.)
(Jacky Moonshine) Any progress here?
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) No, the little bugger won’t budge. Did anyone follow you down here?
(Jacky Moonshine) No, I came alone. You’ve gotta give him some credit, he’s got an iron will. But, I think he’ll see differently once he saw what his partner brought out to the ring with him tonight.
(Moonshine rolls a TV and VCR (yes they still exist) over to the viewing path of Action Jacques. He hits play and it shows Jacques at the toy store purchasing his new My Little Pony character to bring to the ring with him.)
(Jacky Moonshine) You gonna talk now? You see, he doesn’t even care about you! You have been missing for what, two weeks? And he’s already replaced you. We care about you, on our side you can have anything you want. We have friends in high places, and you are just the charismatic mascot that our group could benefit from.
(Cameras cut to Action Jacques and show his usual sly look, not budging in the slightest with from the tape being shown to him by Jacky Moonshine.)
(Jacky Moonshine) Nothing? Alright, hook him up to the battery.
(Michael Fletcher goes to a table and grabs a 9-volt battery and some wires. He hesitates and then sets them back down.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) All of this torture has been for nothing. I think we should go in a different direction.
(Jacky Moonshine) What do you mean?
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Gimme a few minutes, stay here and make sure he doesn’t escape!
(Hooligan exits the “interrogation room”, and the camera fades to the backstage area as we see Taker of Darkness heading toward the ring. ToD sees the camera, and addresses it.)
(Taker of Darkness) You can have the Hardcore Title. I don’t need it anymore. I know that I am better than that belt. You know it, the management here knows it, and everyone else here knows it. I am tired of being left behind. Not getting my well deserved World Title shots. Management always giving those kind of shots to that fake. Finally, management got their wish making that fake the PWR World Heavyweight Champion. It’s time for me to finally take what is rightfully mine. I am going to take ‘Taker’s World Heavyweight Title away from him if it’s the last thing I DO!
(Camera fades to commercial as ToD walks past and on his way to the ring.)
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(The camera comes back from commercial and takes us into a dark room, with one spotlight illuminating the center. An eerie, uncontrollable laugh can be heard, and then we hear a woman's voice.)
(Hailey Hail) Haha. Finally, you’re here. I’ve been waiting here alone or so you know...
(The woman laughs again.)
(Hailey Hail) You’re probably wondering who I am. Hi..
(The woman steps into the spotlight for the first time.)
(Hailey Hail) I’m Hailey...
(She smiles.)
(Hailey Hail) Hailey Hail. I’m new here, and I hope to be the best female wrestler here and once I've succeeded... I’ll gladly take over the male roster and nobody can stop me. But don’t worry, I don’t bite...
(Hailey smiles into the camera once again.)
(Hailey Hail) Well, I gotta go...
(Hailey backs into the darkness once again.)
(Hailey Hail) Oh wait, one more thing…
(Hailey laughs that eerie laugh once more.)
(Hailey Hail) Watch out... a storm is coming.
(The screen cuts to static, and the video ends. The static fades and the camera comes up in the locker room area where a bunch of paparazzi, reporters, and a PWR camera all crowd around, trying to get the first Adam Radd words since his return to wrestling. Radd sits with his back to them all, humming "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" until realizing they were there. Placing the title on his shoulder, he turns with a wide grin.)
(Adam Radd) I'm baaaaaaaaack and here to.. probably... stay. My debut started kind of rocky with an awkward pairing with Flash, but as you can all see, I got it together.
(Radd glances at his Television Championship.)
(Adam Radd) But straight to business. Why is this show still called Full Throttle? I am the Television Champion, I own this show. I say from now on... Radd TV. You like that? Me too, so let's do this right.
(Radd clears his throat.)
(Adam Radd) Welcome to RADD TV!!! Starring Adam Radd and a bunch of other guys not as Radd as I! Now that the show has finally been renamed and I have taken over... I want to know why Ice Queen is getting a rematch! I beat this chick for the title and I had to EARN my shot. I had to beat three other guys! She says pwetty please and gets a rematch? I even beat her in a tag match LAST WEEK! You know... my first act on Radd TV is to make sure that people have to earn their shots around here, not just suck up to the boss, possibly literally.. and get a title match. It is okay though, because I am going to go out there and give 150% in the match tonight, just like I gave when I was a stripper in Thailan....... I mean just like in my first title match. And if Ice Queen somehow sneaks out a win, I will get a rematch without having to earn it...right? So here I go, heading out onto Radd TV to defend the Television Champion and be the Raddest fighting champion since Tito was the champ! Now that is pretty Radd. LETS DO IT!
(Radd gets hyped up and runs out in the middle of all the reporters, ruffling some hair and winking at some girls as he makes his way out of the locker room. The camera switches from the throng of reporters left behind into the locker room of Chaos Kid. CK addresses the camera.)
(Chaos Kid) You hear me don’t you Overtaker? You hear the ticking and the tocking. You hear that your time as champ is coming to an end. However, this week everyone will get something like a preview to our upcoming match and you will get a glimpse into your future when you see me across the ring.
(Chaos Kid pauses for a moment, then begins speaking again.)
(Chaos Kid) However, this isn’t some one on one match, it’s a tag team match. Did I get asked who I want to tag with? No, and hell that shows that PWR has no damn respect for me. Do you think I actually like Nardie? I bet if you ask the same question to him, I bet he hates me as much as I hate him. However, we have the same goal and that to take that overrated Overtaker down a peg or three. But Nardie, if you get in my way I will break you and wouldn’t give two thoughts about it. Now Overrated has himself a tag team partner by the name of Zardon or something like that, not like I care what this guy is called. Personally, I heard all the hype that he’s a former World Champ, but that was like 4 years ago. Hell, it might as well be a life time ago. You see Zardon, I don’t know you and I don’t care about you or your past. But remember this. You might have been something back in the day, but I’m something right now. This is my time, not yours.
(The camera fades from CK back into the arena as “Inside the Fire (Instrumental)” by Disturbed plays as BB Blayze enters to the massive cheers of the crowd.)
(Chris Cash) Listen to this crowd, on their feet for BB Blayze! The first man to qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at Summer Sanitarium making his way to ringside!
(Blayze walks over to the announce table and grabs a headset.)
(Chris Cash) Blayze, it’s certainly a surprise to see you out here.
(BB Blayze) Thank you. After finding out who was fighting in the second qualifying match, I thought it might be a good time to see what I am possibly up against at Summer Sanitarium and get a ringside view of what will be a hell of a match.
(Chris Cash) Along with scouting competition, would you be willing to give a little personal insight on the three competitors?
(BB Blayze) Sure, no problem with doing that.
(Chris Cash) Alright. Here comes the entrance of the first participant.
(“Little Weapon” by Lupe Fiasco plays as Taker of Darkness enters the arena to boos.)
(Chris Cash) Your thoughts on Taker of Darkness?
(BB Blayze) You know, out of the three men, ToD is the man I have wrestled the most. He can certainly get the job done and if he wins tonight, he could possibly be the dark horse to win the Ladder match.
(ToD takes to the ring, as “From the Inside” by Depswa starts and Flash heads to the ring.)
(Chris Cash) This guy as they say is no easy out.
(BB Blayze) Flash is a former World Champion, and I bet he would like to be the king of the mountain once again. He’s a hell of a veteran and the matches we have had against each other have been tough.
(Flash enters the ring, staring down ToD as “Let Me Hear You Scream” by Ozzy Osbourne hits as Shane Donovan along with Jasmine Skyy comes out to the ring.)
(Chris Cash) The intriguing Shane Donovan, Blayze.
(BB Blayze) If I had to pull for one man to win this match, I would probably put my money on Shane Donovan. One big reason is that I’ve faced the man. I mean after seeing him beat the crap out of B$Y at the Border Battle, if he can do that in a Last Man Standing match, imagine what he could do in a Ladder Match.
(Donovan enters the ring and removes his ring jacket, handing it to the lovely Jasmine. The referee calls for the bell.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go folks! Remember, the next time we hear that bell, the match isn’t over! We'll still have one fall to go! Who's joining Blayze and Jacky Moonshine in Money In The Bank?
Money In The Bank Qualifying Match - Two Fall Match
Flash vs Taker of Darkness vs Shane Donovan
The bell rings and the three competitors all take a moment to look each other up and down, each one waiting for the other to make the first move. It looks like ToD will take that leap of faith first as he bum-rushes Flash, a man he's battled before and backs him into the corner. ToD goes to fire off a right hand, but Donovan catches it! Donovan spins ToD around and fires off a right hand, rocking ToD! Flash coming out of the corner, joining in with Donovan! ToD backed to the ropes! Flash and Donovan each grab an arm, Irish whip in, Taker of Darkness into the far ropes! ToD off the ropes, and he runs into a matching pair of back elbows from Donovan and Flash! Donovan and Flash lock hands and drop the double elbows onto ToD as well! Donovan with the cover, 1....................... kickout by ToD! Flash quickly into a follow up cover, 1............................. kickout by ToD! Neither man trying to break up the falls, as they know it's a two fall match. Donovan to his feet and he pulls ToD up, Flash pushing off his knees and to a stand as well. Flash grabbing onto ToD, going for a suplex and as he gets ToD up, Donovan connects with a kick to the midsection and ToD drops onto Flash! Pinning predicament! 1............................. 2............................ KICKOUT by Flash! Donovan knows what's on the line here, there's no time to be friendly! The battle continues with all three men until the nine minute mark, where ToD gains the advantage on both men! ToD running across the ring, BIG BOOT connects with the face of Shane Donovan, knocking him out of the ring! ToD turning his attention back to Flash and he picks him up off the mat, going for Lights Out! ToD drops Flash on his head in the middle of the ring! ToD with the cover, 1................................ 2................................. BROKEN UP as Shane Donovan connects with a diving headbutt onto both Flash and ToD! ToD rolls away, Donovan with the lateral press on Flash! 1......................................... 2.......................................... 3! Shane Donovan punches his ticket, but this match continues! Donovan rolling out of the ring, as ToD and Flash are now alone in this matchup! Donovan is now in the Money In The Bank Ladder Match at Summer Sanitarium, but who will join him? Flash and ToD up before eight in the referee's count and they exchange punches! ToD getting the better of it, backing Flash to the ropes. Irish whip in by ToD, Flash off the near side! ToD going for the Big Boot once again, but Flash runs under! Flash off the far side, ToD spins as Flash takes to the air, going for the crossbody, but he's caught by ToD! ToD walking to the ropes, he throws Flash backward with a fallaway slam! ToD turns and now he's sizing Flash up! ToD looking for the running clothesline! Flash pushing off the mat and ToD takes off, looking to take Flash's head off, but he's caught! Flash grabs the arm, and pulls ToD down into the Crippler Crossface! ToD locked in and even with that six foot nine frame, he's far from the ropes! ToD holding on as long as he can, but he taps out! Flash has advanced to Money In The Bank!
Winners at at 11:34 - Shane Donovan & Flash
(Chris Cash) Two more qualify for the Money In The Bank Ladder Match! Shane Donovan and Flash will have the right to climb the ladder and try to pull down the briefcase! Blayze, how do you feel about these two being in the match?
(BB Blayze) I can't wait to tear MSG down with these two!
(Chris Cash) You certainly can't forget Jacky Moonshine either! Four slots have been filled in the Money In The Bank Match at Summer Sanitarium; will there be more? My thanks to BB Blayze for joining me here at the commentary table!
(BB Blayze) It's been your pleasure Chris!
(Camera switches from Flash as he heads back up the ramp, to the backstage area where Big Bad Nardie is walking around. He is cut off by a very angry looking Overtaker.)
(The Overtaker) Old friend.
(Big Bad Nardie) What do you want, you big lug?
(The Overtaker) A tag team match with the likes of Big Bad Nardie and The Overtaker. Yet, we stand on opposite sides. A baffling turn of events. But none more so confusing than last week.
(Big Bad Nardie) I get it. You’re doing the Anarchy thing right now, so apparently we’re still “friends”. Okay.
(The Overtaker) You’re my oldest ally left in this business. I understand why you turned your back on me at Border Battle. This title is precious, and instead of facing me like a man last week and making things even… you took things too far my old friend.
(Big Bad Nardie) Get it asshole. We’re not friends. You have the PWR World Title. I want it. I’m your enemy you big dope. I’m no more your friend than Raven Jones is sucking the dick of our boss.
(The Overtaker) Given our past, I assumed to give you a final chance. But it seems that it’s too far gone. I’m going to break you tonight Nardie. I’m going to avenge my suffering of last week and I’m going to make you bleed.
(Big Bad Nardie) I’d like to see you try.
(The Overtaker) Don’t test me Nardie. You know that I’m more than capable. You’ll lose tonight just like you lost last week. But tonight It’s going to be different in that I’m going to drive my pickaxe straight through your skull.
(Big Bad Nardie) Where do you keep getting that thing anyways? Who put it in the Chamber? Was it that creepy ass bald woman that keeps showing up in the Main Event?
(The Overtaker) I don’t know a damn thing about either of them. What I do know is that tonight you will scream in pain. You will beg for mercy. And you will wish that you never severed our Deadly Alliance.
(The two men get in each other's faces and seems as if they will come to blows.)
(Big Bad Nardie) As much as I’d like to kick your ass right here, I’m going to wait until we’re in the ring. So all of those dipshit fans and most importantly our idiot boss can see it. And then he’ll have to give me a title shot.
(The Overtaker) Count your last few moments of breath. Because tonight, I will beat the life out of you and take you over…..
(The two former tag partners get nose to nose.)
(The Overtaker) To the other side.
(The camera holds on the tension between the PWR World Champion and Big Bad Nardie before fading to commercial.)
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(Chris Cash) Welcome back to PWR Full Throttle fans, and up next we have an absolutely huge rematch for the PWR World Television Championship! Ice Queen tries to get the belt back against Adam Radd!
(“Break The Ice” by Britney Spears begins playing over the PA, and out from the curtain steps the former PWR World Tag Team and Television Champion, Ice Queen! Queen gets her usual big reaction from the PWR faithful.)
(Chris Cash) Ice Queen has faltered a little since her reign as a double Champion, but a win tonight can right that ship and get her back on course to the top! Queen would like nothing more than to roll into one of PWR's biggest events of the year with that World Television Championship around her waist.
(Queen enters the ring and removes her ring jacket and takes to her corner. Queen stands at the ready as “Spirit In The Sky” by Norman Greenbaum begins playing over the PA, and out from the back to an equally large reaction in comparison to his opponent is the PWR World Television Champion, Adam Radd!)
(Chris Cash) The Raddest of the Radd, the PWR World Television Champion has arrived on the scene! Earlier tonight, Adam rechristened Full Throttle if you will, saying it was now “Radd TV”. I think our boss might have a little something to say about that, but that's just the way our perhaps most laid back superstar is! He's in for another tough one here tonight, as he won the title in a stellar match up at The Border Battle. He'll have to have another great performance to keep the gold!
(Both stars enter the ring and we're about to get underway.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go! Television Title on the line! Who's walking out the Champ?
PWR World Television Championship Match
(ch)Adam Radd vs Ice Queen
(The bell rings and this huge Television Title rematch is officially underway! Radd steps forward and extends the hand to his adversary. Ice Queen hesitates but shows her respect and shakes Radd’s hand.)
(Chris Cash) A sign of respect by these two great competitors! They had a great match at Border Battle where Radd picked up what many felt to be an upset of sorts to win the title. Let’s see if he can repeat history in his very first title defense.
(They circle one another and come forward to the center of the ring to lock up. After mere seconds, Radd easily overpowers Ice Queen. He shifts the lock into a side headlock, but Queen backs him into the ropes forcing a break. The champ lets up only to be met with a swift slap to the face!)
(Chris Cash) And Radd really felt that! It started with respect, but at the end of the day, Ice Queen wants the title back and it’s starting to show. The intensity really picking up!
(Radd holds his cheek and looks on at Ice Queen in shock. But Queen doesn’t waste any time and brings him down with a double leg takedown. She bridges into the pin, 1...................... and Radd lifts up and twists his body around shifting the momentum and bringing Queeny down into a backslide! 1.............................. Ice Queen flips out of it and both competitors now back to their feet. The former champ fires a chop into the chest of Radd and he responds with a solid one right back to the challenger. They exchange a few chops until it’s Radd who gets the better of the exchange. He backs Queen into the corner with a few more chops. Queen in the corner now and he gives her one more chop for good measure. Radd rearing back now and charges her with a flying forearm! Queen is rocked and falls to the floor. Radd now scaling the ropes, he’s up top and waits for Queen to get back up. She does and eats a missile dropkick! Radd covers! 1................................. 2.................................)
(Chris Cash) NO! Kickout by the Queen! It’s been quite an exchange, but it’s going to take much more than that to keep the former champ down.
(Radd slowly lifts up Ice Queen to her feet. Queen staggers up and greets the Champion with the Ball Claw! Seemingly out of nowhere, she now has it locked in! Radd screaming in pain and backs quickly to the ropes. The referee forces the break, but the man from Raddsville is nursing his tender Raddfruits. Ice Queen uses this time to her advantage and hits a clothesline on the champ, sending him to the outside! Queen now makes a run to the other side of the ropes, and dives over the top full force hitting Radd with a plancha to the outside! Queen is up and motions to the crowd.)
(Chris Cash) The crowd it on their feet and the Queen is really picking up the pace! The champion is down. Will Ice Queen be able to recapture the PWR Television title? Stay tuned, we’ll be right back!
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(The action resumes as Ice Queen has Radd down in the center of the ring, locked in a body scissors.)
(Chris Cash) We’re back and Ice Queen has been at hard work on the champion! Let’s take a look at what happened during the break!
(The screen gets smaller and the replay box appears where we see a recap of the commercial break. Ice Queen gets Radd back into the ring. As Radd gets up he is met with a swift hurricanrana, he goes down and Ice Queen covers for the 2 count.)
(Chris Cash) Queen almost pulled it out during the break but the Champ would not stay down. Icey now with the body scissors locked in tight, we take it back to the ring.
(Radd struggling tries to lift out of the body scissors to no avail. He’s screaming in pain and starts to drive elbows into the left leg of Icey. He lifts up the leg looking to break the hold, but can’t get it out. A few more hard elbows to the knee and Queen breaks the hold and rolls to a stand. Radd is up as well and is met with a flying clothesline! NO! He ducked it! Queen hits the mat! He jumps up and turns around. Right into a SUPERKICK! Radd falls into the cover! 1................... 2..........................)
(Chris Cash) NO! Ice Queen kicks out! The match continues!
(Radd is stunned! He thought he had it won! Radd now slowly back to his feet and calls for another! The former Champ is slow to her feet and finally makes it up. Radd going for it now. Another Superkick! But he telegraphed it! Queen saw it coming a mile away and ducked! Radd turns around now and a snap DDT from the Queen! Both competitors down now and the referee beings the ten count. 1….2…..3….4…. Queen is stirring! 5…..6….. So is Radd! 7….8….. Queen is up now and Radd just getting to his knees and Queen laying in the punishment. Fists flying now at the Champ who didn’t quite make it up. Queen mounts Radd and lays in a few more quick rights. She rears back now and drops a knee onto the head of Radd. Queen now back firmly in control of the match. Radd is to his feet and eats a flying clothesline! He’s quickly up and gets one more for his troubles! The champ is back to his feet again, and Ice Queen is looking to end it! She looks over and sees the referee is still up. She hesitates now.)
(Chris Cash) Well Icey always starts off her Bitch Twist with swift kick to the groin, but she knows the ref is up and paying attention, so she doesn’t want to risk the DQ.
(She skips the kick to the groin but goes for the rest of it. Swinging Neckbreaker! The Bitch Twist! Ice Queen on the cover now! 1............................. 2.................................)
(Chris Cash)New Champ! New Champ! NO! WAIT! I don’t believe it! Radd manages to kick out! Queen didn’t get the full effect of the Bitch Twist and couldn’t put Radd away!
(Queen is up and she is stunned now! She looks to the referee and holds up a 3 but he assures her that it was just two. She asks one more time but the ref lets her know that the match is still on. Ice Queen is out of her mind now. She’s fuming! She pulls Radd back to a stand now. She’s out of her mind! A hard kick now to the lower midsection, not quite the groin area! One more time now! Bitch Twist! NO! Radd got out of the way and threw Ice Queen to the ground with the momentum she’d built for the swinging neckbreaker! Now Radd with the go behind and brings down Ice Queen with a bulldog! Ice Queen is out! Radd hooks the leg for the 1.......................... 2......................... Kickout! Icey manages out of it! Radd is showing signs of frustration now. Both are up to their feet, and Adam slaps Ice Queen across the face! Returning the favor from the start of the match. This sends the challenger into a frenzy. She fires at Adam with rights and lefts with a few kicks mixed in. The champ is backed into the corner now and The Queen just won't let up. The referee is calling for a break and she won't let up on the frenzy. The referee getting involved now and pulls Ice Queen off Radd and gives her one final warning. And while the ref is distracted yelling at Icey, the champ sees his chance and takes it, Eye Poke of Doom! Ice Queen is blinded and the ref didn't see it! Queen is holding her hands to her face and Radd rocks her with a Superkick square to the jaw! The challenger is down now, and Radd sees his chance. He quickly rushes up to the top rope and calls for it. That’s Radd! The Flying Legdrop! Radd floats into the cover! 1............................... 2.................................. 3!)
Winner by pinfall at 12:04 and STILL PWR World Television Champion - Adam Radd
(The camera switches from the jubilant Adam Radd in the arena to the interview area. A cleaned up Stacy Warren stands nervously waiting to interview the unstable Big Bad Nardie. Nardie is pacing around muttering to himself.)
(Stacy Warren) I.... I.... I'm here with...
(Nardie stops pacing and snatches the mic from Stacy.)
(Big Bad Nardie) First off, I hate New York. Last week, I did a better job interviewing myself. Leave now!
(Stacy wastes no time in leaving the scene as Nardie looks on, now unusually calm.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Second. Let's get something straight. Kage, I didn't snap earlier. I didn't slam your back repeatedly into that bitches limo for fun. My anger didn't get the best of me and while your on your way to the hospital, remember who did that to you. Remember why it happened. Remember who's responsible. Synyster and Raven Jones! Why them you may you ask? Syn, how many hoops do I have to jump through to get my damn match. I had your Champion beat. Left him laying twice. Still no title shot. Third. Then Syn, you bring in a ringer. A former World Heavyweight Champion. Zanyon. A PWR legend. Please!? I'm not impressed. Zanyon, you stepped back into a war you're not ready for. Dropping me my head? Where do you get off? Then we got Overtaker and Chaos Kid. You two are completely full of yourselves. Taker, this is the first time you've ever reached the mountain top. Plus, news flash, Taker you didn’t pin me or make me submit. As far as I'm concerned, I am the number one contender. Not the former World Heavyweight Champion, Chaos Kid. My tag partner for tonight. He thinks I'm not good enough. As if I have anything to prove to him. Hey Chaos, where's your belt? Oh yeah, it's on Overtaker. That means he's the target now, not you. You Chaos are an afterthought like Zanyon when Syn gets off his ass and finally gives me what I deserve. Do you three know who I am? I am the only main event player in this company. Do you know who I am?
(???????) I do.
(The cameras pan to see the slick newcomer Jon Eclipse.)
(Jon Eclipse) Very well in fact. You're Big Bad freakin' Nardie. You are PWR.
(Nardie smiles at the newcomer.)
(Big Bad Nardie) I remember you, Mr. Eclipse. Here's some sound advice.
(Nardie grabs Jon by his suit jacket.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Don't ever interrupt my time. People get hurt when interrupt my time. Get it? Got it? Good!
(Nardie releases Jon and walks off as camera pans back to the face of the startled yet surprisingly calm Eclipse. Eclipse straightens his jacket.)
(Jon Eclipse) Interesting.
(The camera switches us from Jon Eclipse to a backstage shot, showing us in the distance, the Owner of PWR, Synyster. He's obviously having a conversation with someone, but they are too far off in the distance for the camera to pick up the sound. The camera fades back into the “interrogation room” now with Jacky Moonshine pacing around the room. He looks down at his wrist, then over at the battery, then at the door, and then back at the battery on the table. He finally decides to go over there and pulls the battery up off the table and walks over towards Action Jacques, he fiddles with the wires and attaches them to the battery, he then looks down and moves the wires towards AJ, sparking them on the way. Suddenly, the door opens and into the room returns “Hooligan” Michael Fletcher with a cardboard box in hand.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jacky stop it! I’m back and I have the solution.
(Jacky Moonshine) What’s in the box?? WHAT’S IN THE BOOOOOXXXXXX!!!?!?!?!!?
(Fletcher gets a smirk on his face and signals for Moonshine to come over. He obliges, pulling the live wires away from Jacques’ likeness. He looks in the box and gets a smirk on his face. Hooligan reaches into the box and pulls out several Barbie dolls! The camera pans over to Action Jacques, who still has his sly grin on his face.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) This is what you like isn’t it? All these lovely ladies will be all over you when you are with us. We can pick you up a new lady in every city. Malibu, Hawaii, Beach, Corporate, you name it, we can find it.
(AJ is shown again, still with the smirk.)
(Jacky Moonshine) Look! Nothing effects this guy, not even these lovely ladies!! I’m using the battery!
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) No, no, no! Wait! OK, OK, AJ, I know what you want to see.
(Fletcher now starts to slowly slip off the clothing on the Barbies, showing off their plastic lady parts to the plastic likeness. He still has the same grin on his face.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) NO!! I THOUGHT THAT WOULD DO THE TRICK FOR SURE!! Get the damn battery!!!
(Moonshine takes the battery over toward AJ as we cut away from the scene and to commercial.)
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(We come back from commercial break, and as this is happening “Let Me Entertain You” by Robbie Williams plays over the PA system within the arena and Chaos Kid makes his way out from the back to boos from the crowd for our main event.)
(Chris Cash) Chaos Kid has vowed to get the title that he considers to be HIS back from the Overtaker. Overtaker did not pin Chaos Kid to win the belt, but Chaos Kid was eliminated in the Elimination Chamber without controversy by PK Punk. For that reason, he claims that The Overtaker hasn’t proven anything. He is a force to be reckoned with, especially following a loss and after a draw last week with Flash, he’s sure to be on top of his game tonight.
(Chaos Kid is in the ring and he looked focused tonight. The SAW intro comes over the sound system and the crowd gives the biggest negative reaction we have heard all night as we transition into “Words I Never Said” by Lupe Fiasco when Big Bad Nardie emerges from the backstage area.)
(Chris Cash) I’m sure you can hear it at home, but the negative reaction being given to Big Bad Nardie is absolutely incredible. He is on a mission to prove he belongs at the top and he can show that tonight by getting the fall on either of his opponents. He was defeated by DQ last week versus the Overtaker and then attacked after the match by the returning Zanyon, we’ll see if he can get retribution on either here tonight.
(Nardie and Chaos Kid are both in the ring but won’t even look at one another as both are too focused on the arrival of their opponent(s) for the evening. Nardie’s music fades out and is then replaced by “Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff as PWR World Champion The Overtaker makes his way out to the stage to a pretty solid ovation from this sellout crowd, still some boos mixed into the fold, but about an 80/20 split for the champ.)
(Chris Cash) Here comes the man that represents the PWR as its champion. A man that has been on an absolute roll lately and does not look to stop anytime soon, he’s on a collision course for Summer Sanitarium where he will likely defend his title against former champion Chaos Kid. His two biggest rivals within the PWR will stand across the ring from him here tonight in tag action.
(As Overtaker gets in the ring across from his opponents the crowd is buzzing with anticipation for Overtaker’s partner. The lights dim way down and “Rise Above” by Black Flag plays through the arena. As soon as Zanyon breaks through the curtain and onto the stage the crowd goes crazy with quite possibly the biggest pop we’ve heard all night.)
(Chris Cash) This man heading to the ring right now is ready to make his triumphant return to this business after a four year absence. And he says he has come back to restore this industry to its prominence as well as take out Big Bad Nardie. He made an impact last show when he returned and laid out Nardie with his famous 721 finisher! Zanyon’s first match in four years and it happens right now!!
:::MAIN EVENT:::
Tag Team Match
The Overtaker & Zanyon vs Chaos Kid & Big Bad Nardie
Just as we are about to begin the match, the mysterious bald woman who has been appearing randomly comes out again and watches from ringside. Both teams confer and try to decide who will begin the match for their respective teams. Nardie decides to step forward for his team, this leads to Zanyon wanting to begin for his, they both come forward but Nardie goes over and tags Chaos Kid into the match instead. He laughs at Zanyon as he exits the ring and goes to the apron. So we officially will have Chaos Kid and Zanyon to begin this match for their teams. They come to the middle of the ring and tie up hard, Chaos Kid quickly with a go behind and then a takedown to the mat, he rolls around and slaps Zanyon on the head a few times as both get to their feet. CK points and laughs at Zanyon who may have to shake off a little ring rust in the early stages of this contest. The crowd boos CK’s actions, he turns back to face Zanyon who comes right up into the face of CK and delivers a two hand shove to the chest that staggers him back. Kid looks mad and comes forward, but right into a standing dropkick from Zanyon! A second dropkick! And a third! CK is sent reeling back to his corner and tags Big Bad Nardie back into the match. The crowd is cheering now as Zanyon is fired up in the middle of the ring begging Nardie to come and face him, Nardie is hesitant but does so. They lock up and Nardie with an immediate go behind and clubbing blow to the upper back that takes Zanyon down to a knee. Nardie grabs him by the hair, but Zanyon with an elbow to the stomach. He hooks Nardie by the head and connects with a DDT! 1……2………..Kickout!! He hasn’t lost a step in there after 4 long years! Zanyon pulls Nardie up and heads to his corner, tagging Overtaker into the match now. Zanyon holds him in position and Overtaker delivers a stiff shot to the ribs of his former tag team partner. Overtaker slugs away at the back of Nardie and then hooks him and lifts him in the air, twisting him around and delivering a beautiful spin-out powerbomb! 1……………2………..Nardie kicks out again! OT pulls him over and now tags Zanyon back into the match, they are looking to possibly isolate Nardie from the former World champion here in the early stages of the match. Zanyon goes to the middle rope and comes off at Nardie with a double axe handle to the forehead knocking him down hard. Zanyon pulls Nardie up and backs him to the ropes, he goes for the Irish whip, but it’s countered by Nardie. Zanyon bounces off and comes back with a diving clothesline but Nardie ducks underneath it. As Zanyon gets back up, he comes with a clothesline that is once again ducked, Nardie takes a couple steps towards Overtaker getting the attention of the official. This allows Chaos Kid to pull Zanyon down throat first across the top rope. Nardie goes towards him and connects with a stiff forearm shiver that knocks Zanyon down to the mat. Nardie looks over and tags Chaos Kid into the match. Chaos Kid comes in and quickly goes to work on Zanyon delivering a European uppercut, his K.M.A move and a jumping armbreaker all in succession, he covers his battered opponent. 1………..2…………….Zanyon powers out to cheers from the crowd. Chaos Kid grabs him by the back of the neck and tights and throws him shoulder first into his team’s corner, he then tags Nardie back into the match. Nardie comes in and kicks Zanyon down to the mat a couple times, taunting him while he tries to pull himself up to his feet as the crowd continues to boo him. Nardie is distracted by the interaction with the crowd and loses temporary focus. Zanyon quickly lifts Nardie up on his shoulders in fireman’s carry position, but Nardie slides off and catches him with a Cravate Buster! He covers! 1…………………..2…………………..Zanyon battles up once again! Nardie gets up and delivers four hard shots to the back of Zanyon and then backs him to his team corner, Chaos Kid tags in and they send Zanyon across the ropes, he comes back and runs into a wall as Nardie and Chaos Kid knock him down with a double shoulder tackle! The two stare one another down and then CK pushes Nardie back toward their corner, they have gotten along alright thus far but could explode at any minute. Overtaker is on the apron now pacing around trying to will Zanyon to fight back and get him into this match. Chaos Kid stares at Nardie until he leaves the ring, he turns to grab Zanyon, but Zanyon with a small package!! 1…………….2………………Chaos Kid just kicks out! He rolls to his feet and looks pissed, kicking Zanyon square in the chest and knocking him down to the mat again, Zanyon in desperate need to make a tag, he slowly is trying to crawl over to make a tag, but Chaos Kid grabs him by the leg. Zanyon struggles to his feet and ENZIGURI!!! It connects!! Both are down now and the crowd is going crazy trying to will Zanyon to his corner. They both get close, Chaos Kid makes the tag to Nardie!! And…..Nardie with an elbow drop to the back of Zanyon before he can tag in Overtaker!! The crowd lets out a loud sigh after that. Nardie gets up and pushes OT down and to the outside of the ring, OT is pissed and tries to enter, but the ref cuts him off. This allows Nardie to pull Zanyon back to his corner where he and Chaos Kid both lay into him with boots in the corner. CK exits before the official has time to reprimand him. Nardie tries to cover Zanyon again, 1…………2…………..Kickout again by Zanyon!! Nardie pulls Zanyon up and backs him to a neutral corner, he lays into him with more punches to the mid section and then whips across the ring to the opposite corner. As he approaches, Zanyon jumps to the second rope and then backwards, HE CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY!! Both are down again and this time Zanyon is closer to his corner than Nardie. They both crawl, they reach out and…ZANYON MAKES THE TAG!!! Overtaker comes into the ring like a man possessed, he first delivers a big boot to Nardie and then runs and knocks Chaos Kid off the apron and down to the floor hard! He turns and sees Nardie, he delivers a Northern Lights suplex! Cover! 1……….2…………..Nardie kicks out! OT with a couple stomps and he pulls Nardie up to his feet, he delivers a scoop slam and then ascends to the top rope. As he is looking down at Nardie, the bald woman kicks the timekeeper in the balls at ringside and rings the bell!! What the hell is that about!?! Overtaker looks confused, enough time is wasted that Nardie is back up and goes to the corner, crotching OT on the top buckle. He grabs OT by the back of the head and rolls him off the top rope back down to the mat. Nardie points to his elbow and is looking for the Death Blow! Zanyon is back up and Nardie swings at him but misses, he sees OT back to his feet and runs for a clothesline, but OT ducks it, Nardie’s momentum sends him into the ropes, Chaos Kid makes a blind tag!! But the referee didn’t see it!! Nardie bounces right into CLOTHESLINE FROM HELLLLL!!!!!!! 1………CK enters the ring to break it up………….2………………..but Zanyon cuts him off with a spear!..................3!!!!!
Winners by pinfall at 13:02 - The Overtaker & Zanyon
(Chris Cash) A big victory for Zanyon and the PWR World Champion!
(Cash's words are cut off as a familiar theme is heard over the PA.)
FROM NOTHING, WE HAVE RISEN.. AND FROM NOTHING, WE.. STILL.. RISE!!
(“Hollow Ground” by Hatebreed plays over the PA, and out from the back steps the Owner of PWR, Synyster to a huge pop! Syn has a mic in hand and begins to address the crowd, as well as those in the ring.
(Synyster) What did you think of that main event Albany?
(The crowd cheers wildly, showing their approval.)
(Synyster) I’m glad, but I’m out here to attend to a little business. First off, Summer Sanitarium. Now you four there in the ring listen up. First off, our main event. The Overtaker will defend his PWR World Championship against the former Champion, Chaos Kid! Now this won't be like their last one on one match, no time limit draws, there MUST BE A WINNER!
(The crowd cheers the decision by Synyster.)
(Chris Cash) Big time match up! No excuses after that one!
(Synyster) Now, as far as you Nardie. You had quite the little display out back today, destroying private property in the process. You want to take the fight outside? Well, that’s perfectly fine with me and more importantly, it's just fine with your opponent at Summer Sanitarium, Zanyon! It will be Zanyon versus Big Bad Nardie and falls will count ANYWHERE IN NEW YORK CITY!
(The crowd voices their pleasure for these decisions, and a wicked grin comes over the face of Nardie.)
(Chris Cash) Nardie looking pretty pleased with that decision! Two blockbuster announcements made by Synyster here tonight for Summer Sanitarium! We're out of time fans! For everyone in PWR, I’m Chris Cash and we'll see you next time! Goodnight!
(Scene fades to black as Synyster stares down Nardie.)
PWR FULL THROTTLE 7/30/12
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Special thanks to Matt aka The Overtaker for chipping in this week.