May 22nd, 2012
(The show starts with the video opening for PWR Full Throttle, to the tune of "Broken, Beat and Scarred" by Metallica.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again..
(Synyster is shown walking down the aisle.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(B.B. Blayze is shown hitting Pyro-Lysis.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again.
(PK Punk is shown holding the PWR Tag Team Championship.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Big Bad Nardie is shown with Raven Jones.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Taker of Darkness is shown hitting his Lights Out finisher.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Chaos Kid is shown scheming.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Brandon $. Yelder is shown hitting the 253 on Jacob "Ace" Davis.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Jacob "Ace" Davis is shown holding the AOW World Title.)
Breaking your teeth on the hard life a'coming.
(Flash is shown hitting the Falcon Arrow.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Ice Queen is shown holding the PWR World Television Title.)
Cutting your feet on the hard earth a'running.
(Scott Kage is shown connecting with a superkick.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(The Cyclone is shown jumping into the ring.)
Raiding your soul in a hard luck story.
(The Guy is shown looking out into the crowd.)
Show.. your.. scars.
(Double Trouble is shown walking to the ring.)
Spilling your blood in a hot sun's a'glory.
(Overtaker is seen hitting the Clothesline From Hell.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Weapon X is shown posing on the turnbuckles.)
Breaking your life, broken beat and scarred.
(Jacques Couteau is seen hitting the Shoulder Blade.)
But we die hard!
(The opening video package ends and the camera brings us into “The Q”, Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! The arena is illuminated with light from a pyrotechnics display from the staging area, which lasts about 10 seconds. As the pyro ends, the house lights come up in the arena for the first time! The camera pans the crowd, showing off some of the signage brought by the great PWR fans to show their support for their favorite PWR competitors. The camera swings around, and over the camera shots, we hear the “Voice of PWR”, Chris Cash come over the air for the first time tonight.)
(Chris Cash) Good evening wrestling fans and welcome to PWR Full Throttle! We're coming to you live from the home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and a city the great Shane Montez is still banned from, Cleveland, Ohio! What a night we have in store for you! It's been a tumultuous couple of weeks here in PWR, and after tonight, things will get a whole lot clearer! We will decide the sixth man inside the Elimination Chamber at The Border Battle in Toronto, as the PWR Hardcore Champion, Taker of Darkness will take on Flash! Speaking of the Elimination Chamber, four of the five other superstars taking part will face off in a huge tag team main event! Enemies will have to co-exist, as PWR World Champion Chaos Kid teams with arch-rival, PK Punk! On the other side, it will be Big Bad Nardie teaming with his nemesis, BB Blayze! It's shaping up to be an absolutely huge night here in Cleveland!
(After Chris Cash’s opening monologue, “White Limo” by Foo Fighters hits over the PA system in Cleveland and out from the back to a chorus of boos from the audience is the PWR Creative Head and AOW World Champion, Jacob “Ace” Davis. He is wearing a black dress shirt and black pants with a solid white tie here tonight and has his title belt strapped around his waist.)
(Chris Cash) Well, here comes our Creative Head. On our last show, we heard Brandon $. Yelder’s intentions for his comeback and I am guessing Ace is out here to address that, and many other things. B$Y wants the AOW Championship and knows he’ll have to go after Ace to get it.
(Ace is in the ring with a microphone in hand as the crowd continues to give him a slightly mixed reaction.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Over the past couple weeks and even the past couple months I have been called many different things by many different people. An asshole..
(Crowd) (YES!)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) A moron..
(Crowd) (YES!)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Unqualified..
(Crowd) (YES!)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) And even short sighted.
(Crowd) (YES!)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Now I may be some of those things, but I am definitely not unqualified and I am even further from short sighted. People have been questioning my idea for running an Elimination Chamber match since I made the announcement on the last show. How dare I change a match that was already booked? As if something like that has never happened before in the history of this business, as if I am the most ass backwards booker to ever be given a chance to book; and to compare me to Vince Russo of all people. Well to all my detractors I assure that there is always a long term plan in place when I make decisions, I wasn’t happy with the direction we were headed in towards the Border Battle pay per view so I proposed a change, Syn agreed with me and we went forward with the change. But what’s done is done and now it’s time for me to get on to more pressing matters, and that would be Brandon $. Yelder, the so-called “power” of the PWR. He does have a valid point, when he and Syn began PWR way back in 2006 it was one of the hottest feds in virtual sports entertainment, but that was a different era and this is a new era. We took that “power” and flipped the switch to off because well, Brandon had a thing for “big ideas” in order to try and spark feuds and create heat. The only problem was that they were all very ego-centric ideas. Every big idea that Big Money proposed involved himself as the central character, ideas like staging his own death and being thrown off a bridge were great in theory but then he’d lose sight of the original idea and it became a warped, convoluted monstrosity which he would then blame on the supporting cast. That’s all well and good but what the PWR needs right now isn’t a guy that cares more about what cool new sponsor he can get to represent him but a guy that wants to go out into that ring, bust his ass for these people and groom the young guys to pave PWR’s future. B$Y wants a shot at MY AOW World title? Well, he isn’t going to get one simply by stating that he wants a shot, he has to do something to earn it first. That’s why I have a proposition for you Yelder. At the Border Battle, you take on an opponent hand selected by yours truly and win or lose, after that I’ll give you your shot. And since it’s such a special occasion, I have a very special opponent in mind. Let’s just say he was one of the guys involved in one of your “big ideas.” Oh, and one last thing, have fun making your return tonight. I hear that “Hooligan” may have an “Ace” up his sleeve.
(Ace laughs.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Brandon, my detractors, the PWR fans you all know that I am indeed the Architect of Anarchy, and when we inevitably meet down the line B$Y, you’ll just be the architect of your own demise.
(Ace drops the mic and “White Limo” restarts as the crowd returns to booing Ace, but not quite as loud this time as he walks to the back.)
(Chris Cash) Powerful words there from Ace as he retorts a lot of what has been said the past week or so as fallout of his decision to make the PWR World Championship match at the Border Battle an Elimination Chamber match. He also declares that B$Y will get an AOW title shot, just not yet? What’s that all about? Plus, who is this mysterious opponent that he wants Yelder to face at Border Battle? Ace answered a few questions but may have left us with more new questions than answers. Let's head to the back, where I understand we have comments from The Overtaker. The real question is though, which Overtaker will it be?
(The camera switches backstage and we see The Overtaker standing in front of a white wall. There is a box that can be clearly be seen beside him.)
(The Overtaker) Last week I proved that I belong as a mainstay here in PWR. I showed the world. I showed management. And more than anyone else, I showed Chaos Kid.
(The crowd cheers.)
(The Overtaker) It was a hard fought contest. A 15-minute classic. And whether you want to admit it or not, you couldn’t pin me. You couldn’t pin me or make me submit.
(Overtaker pauses and glances quickly at the box.)
(The Overtaker) And you may not be willing to admit it, but deep down, it bothers you. You may go on and say that the match meant more to me than it did to you. And you know what? You may be right. But it bugs you doesn’t it? You’ve put down people like Duncan McCloud and PK Punk, but you couldn’t put down The Overtaker!
(The crowd again cheers at the mention of the last show’s main event.)
(The Overtaker) And now, now it all pays off. With a title match. I finally get my chance at the PWR World Title. A chance to put you down CK. And a chance to lead PWR as a TRUE champion. Not some whiney little bitch like you! You’re such an embarrassment to this company Chaos Kid.
(The crowd is going along with the CK hate.)
(The Overtaker) And the icing on the cake is that I get you in a match Nardie. Finally after all this time. Me and you sanctioned in a match together. As for Blayze, it will be an honor to step into the ring with you again, and Punk, you’re a great man as well and I have the upmost respect for the both of you.
(He beings to glare at the box and look uncomfortable.)
(The Overtaker) The thing about this match is, that it is in that brutal chamber. I’m all for humble competition, but the brutality of this match… I don’t know if I have it in me anymore. I feat that I may have to embrace something that I have long forsaken if I wish to leave with the title. A side of me that I repressed a long time ago.
(He slowly reaches into the box and pulls out the rusted pickaxe.)
(The Overtaker) I- I don’t know if I still have that man inside me. Can I still spill the blood of others like I once did?
(He looks at the pickaxe and signs of fear overcome him.)
(The Overtaker) I can’t.
(He drops it.)
(The Overtaker) I’m going to win this match fairly. And without brutality. I’m going to put on a wrestling clinic.
(He begins to speak to himself more than the audience.)
(The Overtaker) Right Overtaker. You can do this. The Anarchy is dead. I can’t imagine what it would be like if it freed itself again. No No No. I can’t do this.
(He snaps out of it.)
(The Overtaker) Border Battle. I’m leaving with the PWR World Title. And Chaos Kid… Big Bad Nardie. I’m taking the two of you over…..
(He pauses for crowd reaction.)
(The Overtaker) To the other side.
(The camera fades from Overtaker, back into the arena where we hear "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt playing over the PA and see Double Trouble standing in the ring, ready to do battle!
(Chris Cash) The conflict inside The Overtaker continues to rear its head. Can the seemingly split personality of The Overtaker put it all together on one night and walk out of Toronto the World Heavyweight Champion? Time will tell the tale folks, but right now, it's time for our first match of the night! The man from “Troubleville USA”, Double Trouble is in the ring. He'll have his hands full tonight, that’s for sure!
(Double Trouble's theme cuts off and “Out Of My Way” by Seether hits over the PA, and out walks an angry Fatal Fury to a mixed reaction from the capacity crowd.)
(Chris Cash) Fatal Fury came up just short in his quest to become the Hardcore Champion last time on Full Throttle, in a match that saw Taker of Darkness become the champion for a third time. Fury looks to get back on track here tonight, but only if he can keep that anger in check!
(Fury enters the ring, leaning his Singapore cane up against the ring steps. Fury turns toward DT, and the referee calls for the bell.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go folks, the opening contest on Full Throttle!
Singles Match
Fatal Fury vs Double Trouble
Fury quickly charges across the ring, catching DT off guard, bum rushing the man into the corner! Fury unleashing the fury, no pun intended, rifling off rapid fire right hands to the cranium of Double Trouble! Fury grabs the arm of DT, looking to send the man across the ring, but Double Trouble is having none of it! Fury giving up 75 pounds in size the man from “Troubleville”! Fury gets spun around, and now DT is laying into Fury! Rights and lefts, alternating from the head to the ribs! Fury grabbed by the arm this time and whipped across the ring! Fury smashing hard into the corner! Double Trouble backs up into the corner. With a full head of steam, DT charges across the ring, corner splash on Fury! Fury crumbles in the corner! Double Trouble turns to the crowd, getting them into it and they respond by cheering on DT. Fury pulled to a stand from the corner, Double Trouble pulls the man to the middle of the ring. Fury taken up on the shoulder of DT! Fury fighting though, and he falls out the back! Fury thinking quickly, goes for a chop block and takes the leg out of Double Trouble! Fury quickly to his feet, grabbing onto the foot of DT, stomping away at the back of the leg! Fury bouncing off the ropes, and he drops a knee into the back of DT's knee! Fury locks on a half Boston crab! Fury pulling back on the leg, but using his six foot four frame, he manages to reach the ropes rather quickly! Fury lets go of the hold, but not before holding it to the count of four. Fury backs away, letting DT try and rise to his feet. Fury closes in and connects with a quick kick to the back of the bum wheel, dropping DT to his knees! Fury backs up a few steps, he runs it, maybe looking for a shining wizard, but he's swatted away by DT! Trouble pushing up to his feet, shaking out his leg as Fury tries to recover himself! Fury finally pushing to a stand, as DT is there to meet him with a series of right hands, backing him to the ropes! Fury Irish whipped in, but he reverses it! DT sent into the ropes! Fury waiting for him as he rebounds, going for a clothesline, but DT ducks! Both men spun around, DT with a kick to the midsection! Fury doubled over, DT goes for the Stunner, but Fury pushes him off! Fury with a vicious kick to the back of the leg, chopping DT down to size! Fury quickly running off the ropes, leaping up and he flies backward connecting with the Fury Sault! Fury hooks the leg, 1................. 2...................... 3!
Winner by pinfall at 4:36 - Fatal Fury
(Chris Cash) That's a big time win for Fatal Fury! It gets him right back on track as he looks to gain another title shot in the near future. Perhaps another crack at the Hardcore Title is in order, in an environment where Fury thrives!
(The camera fades off Fury as he begins to head to the back and takes us to catering, where Big Bad Nardie is seen sitting alone, eating by himself. The Overtaker walks into frame.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Okay, the world is truly coming to an end.
(The Overtaker walks over to Nardie's table.)
(The Overtaker) My friend, I've been looking for you. I get my first World Title shot in years. My quest to bring anarchy will be complete! In Toronto, you and I will be locked inside the Elimination Chamber with 4 others. Glorious anarchy! Violence! Victims! Bloodshed! Life is good right?
(The Overtaker looks down at the table to see Nardie has left.)
(The Overtaker) Well, at least someone has went to the other side. At least he left some food. Man, what is it with this guy and spaghetti?
(The camera fades off The Overtaker to commercial.)
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(The camera comes back from commercial and focuses on Chris Cash at ringside.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back to Full Throttle folks. Before we went to break, we saw a somber Big Bad Nardie just leave as The Overtaker was speaking to him. What's the story with Nardie? It seems he's out of sorts, and well, that may be a good thing. The usual Nardie is well.. nevermind. Moving on though, it's time for our second matchup of the evening!
(“Spirit In The Sky” by Norman Greenbaum starts over the PA, and out from the back steps Adam Radd! Radd gets cheers from the crowd as he makes his way into the arena to do battle.)
(Chris Cash) Adam Radd came up just short in his chance at the Hardcore Championship on the last Full Throttle, and he looks to get back on track here tonight, against a man trying to make it two in a row.
(“The Raddest of the Radd From Raddsville” steps through the ropes and into the ring. Radd grabs onto the ropes and stretches himself out, and he looks ready to go! Radd's theme cuts off as “Rockstar” by R. Kelly thumps out over the loudspeakers and out from the back steps The Cyclone to a nice ovation.)
(Chris Cash) The Cyclone finally managed to get himself back in the win column last time on Full Throttle, as he defeated Double Trouble and “The Hooligan” in the opening contest. Tonight, he has a tough task standing in his road if he wants to put together this winning streak.)
(Cyclone marches up the steps and vaults himself over the top rope and into the ring. Cyclone bouncing up and down, he looks more than ready to go! The referee motions for the bell.)
(Chris Cash) There's the bell and we are underway!
Singles Match
Adam Radd vs The Cyclone
Momentum on the line in this contest as both men circle the ring, and ultimately they would lock up in the middle of the ring. Cyclone quickly gaining the early advantage, pulling Radd into a side headlock. Swiftly, he transitions into a hammerlock, forcing Radd into the ropes to get a break. Cyclone holding on until the last possible second before backing out. Cyclone stands at the ready as Radd comes back and once again engages a collar and elbow tie up. Radd this time with the advantage as he snaps of a lightning quick armdrag, taking Cyclone over. Cyclone quickly back up and back into a lockup, and this time Cyclone takes Radd over with the armdrag! The back and forth battle between these two continued for most of the match, until the end when an upper hand was finally gained. Cyclone drove Radd down to the mat with a body slam, and he decided to take to the ropes. Cyclone pushing up to the middle rope, he leaps off, going for the diving elbow and he comes up empty! Radd rolling out of the way! Radd quickly up to his feet, as Cyclone pops up as well, holding onto his arm. Cyclone turns around, and he runs right into a superkick from Adam Radd! Radd drops Cyclone! Radd quickly scales the ropes himself that were so unkind to Cyclone, and he stands atop the turnbuckle! Radd looking out upon his fallen opponent, and he leaps! Radd connects with That’s Radd! Radd swiftly transitions into a lateral press, 1.............. 2.................. 3!
Winner by pinfall at 6:52 - Adam Radd
(Chris Cash) A picture perfect flying legdrop, aptly named That's Radd from Adam Radd picks up the duke for him, and gets him back on the winning track here in PWR. Right now, let's head to the back where I understand we have... The Overtaker once again? Didn’t we already hear from this guy once? To the back we go, I guess.
(We switch from inside the arena, to the back and the camera opens in a dark room. The Overtaker is seen in the corner illuminated by a small ray of light.)
(The Overtaker) Fifteen minutes is not nearly long enough. It takes far longer than that to properly torture a man. And Chaos Kid, I had much more in store to torture you. But fear not Chaos Kid, I will have my second chance.
(He steps out of the darkness.)
(The Overtaker) At Border Battle, a chamber will be built. And you and I locked inside of it CK. And that little fool BB Blayze who got a lucky win over me will be there as well. How I look forward to that night.
(Overtaker raises a menacing grin.)
(The Overtaker) As I will not only leave that ppv as World Champion, but I will have all the time I need to properly brutalize all the men that are deserving. And Blayze, Chaos Kid. Your blood will run throughout that chamber.
(Overtaker shoves gets close up into the camera.)
(The Overtaker) But enough fantasy. I crave blood NOW. And Kage, you’re simply not enough. So I’ll continue to build my masterpiece of destruction right here tonight.
(He laughs menacingly.)
(The Overtaker) I’ve no more time for words. The time for Anarchy is upon us. And soon, I’ll have the World Title and Anarchy will reign…Supreme.
(The camera fades from the intense version of The Overtaker to Dan Dexter, who is standing by with Flash.)
(Dan Dexter) Ladies and gentlemen standing with me right now is a man that tonight has a massive opportunity as he will go one on one with Taker of Darkness for the sixth and final spot in the Elimination Chamber match for the PWR World Championship at the Border Battle.
(The camera pans out and now shows both Dexter and Flash.)
(Dan Dexter) We all know that you are typically the strong, silent type and let your actions do your talking inside the ring. You are one of the holdovers from a dying age of competitors in this industry, so my real question for you is this. What still drives you to compete?
(Flash) Dan that is a question that people have been asking me a lot lately, and to be honest there is a simple answer. I am still here because I know I have what it takes. I have what it takes to be called the World Champion again and starting tonight, I prove it.
(Flash walks off after his short but sweet message and we cut away to the office of Jacob “Ace” Davis.)
(Inside the office, Ace sits at his desk and standing behind him with his arms folded stands Jacky Moonshine, who has been absent since the Tag Team Championship tournament. Into the office walks “The Hooligan” Michael Fletcher, he comes in looking a little agitated.)
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Some guy with a clipboard said you wanted to see me, boss? This better be good.
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Whoa, I don’t like the hostility there mate. Easy does it. I have a little proposition for you, you see later tonight you are going one on one with the almighty Brandon $. Yelder. And well, B$Y isn’t exactly my favorite person in the world at the moment. So, I was going to see if you would help me out a little bit. You know, rough him up, take the fight to him.
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) I always bring the fight, but what’s in it for me?
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) I knew you’d ask that. You see I am the Creative Head of the PWR and well it would be a good idea for you to end up on my good side. You and Jacky Moonshine standing here behind me, well I think the two of you could make a pretty formidable team. With me in your corner, the sky’s the limit for the two of you. A little you scratch my back, I scratch yours.
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Well then boss, you got yourself a deal, although it’s a little pointless because I woulda kicked his arse for nothing at all. Now if you don’t mind, I’ve got a match to prepare for.
(Hooligan turns and exits the office.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) And if Yelder gets through this unscathed, well then you are up to bat against him next show.
(Moonshine nods agreement as we fade back to the ringside area as “Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff plays through the arena and out from the back to a mixed reaction from this Cleveland crowd. Chris Cash picks up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Last week we saw the Overtaker continue his impressive run when he took Chaos Kid to a 15 minute time limit draw. Many questioned whether or not Overtaker was making a smart choice making a comeback after years away from the ring. But I’ll be one to say that he might be at the best he’s even been. He has turned that draw with the PWR World Champion into his first ever match for that title when he steps inside that Elimination Chamber at the Border Battle. And, wait what’s that? I am being told that there was a snafu with Scott Kage’s flight and he is unable to attend the show.
(PWR’s official ring announcer Derek Daniels steps into the ring with a microphone in hand.)
(Derek Daniels) Ladies and gentlemen, due to unforeseen circumstances, Scott Kage is unable to compete tonight. So your winner as a result of a forfeit, THE OVERTAKER!!
(Chris Cash) That really is disappointing because I wanted to see this match. Maybe somewhere down the line we’ll be able to, but Overtaker goes in the books as picking up another victory. Although knowing him I bet he rather would have won legitimately. Let’s get to the back now with some last minute thoughts from the World Tag Team Champions before their first defense here tonight.
(Cameras cut to Ice Queen and Weapon X walking down a hallway towards the ring, they both have their PWR World Tag Team Titles strapped around their waists and Queen has her Television Championship over her shoulder.)
(Ice Queen) So here we go again against this guy and his crazy action figure. You ready to handle business?
(Weapon X) Of course I’m ready, I have been looking to this title defense since we won. The real question should be are you ready? You’re a big focal point of attention being a double champion and all. I just hope you’re as motivated as I am to keep these titles and aren’t side tracked with your other affairs.
(Ice Queen) Other affairs? Not motivated? Are you crazy? I am fine, we’re wrestling a glorified Handicapped match and I want to stay a double champion for as long as I can. Let’s get out there, deal with him and his action figure and get out of town with the titles in our possession.
(Weapon X) Good, glad to know you want this as much as I do.
(The two do a special tag team handshake as we fade to a commercial break.)
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(When we return, the cameras show the stage and then “You Oughta Be in Pictures” by Rudy Vallee hits as Jacques walks down to the ring, alongside a PWR production assistant, who is carrying Action Jacques on his velvet pillow. At Couteau's request, the production assistant shows AJ all of the people in the arena. Couteau reprimands the lackey as he places AJ too close to the masses.)
(Chris Cash) And here come the most charismatic man in the PWR, oh and Jacques Couteau as well. These two have their second chance at the PWR World Tag Team Championships after losing in the tournament finals to the current champions. They have charisma, but we’ll see how the match goes as only one of them is capable of competing.
(As Jacques positions his sidekick in the corner as he does some last minute stretching before this encounter. Now “Break the Ice” by Britney Spears hits as Ice Queen and Weapon X make their way out to the stage to a pretty solid reaction from the capacity crowd as they make their way out to the ring.)
(Chris Cash) And here come the World Tag Team Champions, the team of Ice Queen and Weapon X! They are quite the odd couple but have thus far got the job done as a tag team. Weapon X is worried that Queen’s status as double champion could affect her focus, but I don’t think a savvy veteran like Ice Queen will fall into that trap. Let’s get this underway!
PWR World Tag Team Championship Match
(ch)Ice Queen & Weapon X vs The Hollywood Knights (Jacques Couteau & Action Jacques)
We are about to begin the match as Ice Queen stands in the ring ready to go for her team. The other side of the ring seems to have a slight dispute on who should start off the match. Couteau asks Queen if she wants a piece of him or Action Jacques, she tells him to bring it on. So he then asks the crowd and they respond with a resounding “him!” He teases tagging him in but decides to step to the middle of the ring himself. He and Queen circle around quick a few times and then come together, but Couteau with a go behind and then he lifts Queen up and plants her chest first on the mat, he spins around to her head/neck and applies a grounded front facelock to his smaller female opponent. She battles up to her feet and takes him up and over with a big back body drop, she then smarts up and tags in Weapon X. He comes in and delivers a stiff kick to the chest of Couteau as he tried to rise to his feet, X comes back towards him and Couteau this time with a Samoan drop to his other opponent to reverse momentum back in his favor. As Couteau rises, he grabs X and whips him toward the corner, Couteau then charges at him and X gets a boot up. He grabs Couteau and plants him with DDT for the two count, he then goes over and tags in Queen again. It appears that these two plan to make frequent tags to try and wear down their individual opponent, a smart strategy in this type of match. They continue the power move, near fall, tag sequence for the next two minutes or so as they appear to be really taking a toll on the midsection of Jacques Couteau and he really needs to create some separation before the damage becomes too much to handle. He finally gets some breathing room after hitting a modified version of the Codebreaker to counter a Weapon X fireman’s carry, in the process X crashed into Queen and knocked her down to the floor. However, she is now the legal woman in the match; Jacques gets to his feet and looks re-energized, waiting for her to come back in the ring. She does and they have a nice display of holds and counters, Jacques looking god here despite being in the ring for the entirety of this match. After some confusion due to Jacques’ antics, Weapon X blind tags himself into the match and is looking for the Canadian Destroyer, but Jacques backdrops him out of it. As he steps, he goes down to the ground and is holding his knee in pain! What happened? He may have tweaked the knee there on that move, X goes to go after him but the ref stops him, instead attending to Jacques, who has rolled over to his corner. He tells the ref to call the doctor into the ring, when the ref turns his back, Jacques connects with a low blow to Weapon X! He then grabs AJ and runs towards Queen, Action Jacques to the head!! He rolls up Weapon X as the ref turns; he is confused but goes down, 1-2-3!!
Winner by pinfall at 10:21 and NEW PWR World Tag Team Champions - The Hollywood Knights
(Chris Cash) What a crazy finish that was! It took a fake injury, a low blow and Action Jacques for Jacques Couteau...erm the Hollywood Knights to become World Tag Team Champions, but he’s…they’ve done it! No idea how that worked but Jacques executed that ending perfectly in his favor to escape with the World Tag Team Titles!
(Jacques Couteau stands Action Jacques on his pillow in the center of the ring and is handed the PWR World Tag Team Titles. He raises them both high, then drops one onto his partner, knocking him off his miniature dais. The larger, more fleshy of the two buffoons quickly sets the smaller plastic one back up with a sheepish grin and then carefully leans the title against the pillow. He then gets a microphone.)
(Jacques Couteau) Quit fooling around. We’re champions now, so start acting like one. You know, instead of the prima donna you seem to have become lately. Now, I’m not the type to say “I told you so…” Wait, yes I am. *ahem* I told you so. Everyone thought I was crazy when I formed a tag team with an action figure. “Oh, Jacques,” they would say, shaking their head sadly, “Even with your brilliance, you’ll never be able to pull this off.” While I did appreciate their acknowledgement of my mental acumen, the sheer scope of my genius could not be realized until this very moment. It seems like an amazing accomplishment, and it is, but there’s something else that must be said about it. For a normal person, this would have been impossible.
(Jacques shrugs, trying and failing to look humble.)
(Jacques Couteau) It was even somewhat difficult for me. You see, the human body can only be pushed so far before it reaches its limit, and there were a few spots when I started to wonder if I’d done the right thing. But while the body has its limitations, the mind has no such handicap. A clever and, yes, occasionally underhanded tactician will always beat a great warrior if they charge in headlong with no plan. That is exactly what happened tonight. I set out to prove a point, and I succeeded completely. At long last, PWR once again has tag team champions to be proud of.
(The camera zooms in on Action Jacques. It seems someone in production is having a larf.)
(Jacques Couteau) Anyway, you may have heard that we now refer to ourselves as the Hollywood Knights. This is not just a clever play on words. We are warriors, and we are lovers.
(Jacques leans down and turns A.J. toward him, as if the action figure is looking at him quizzically.)
(Jacques Couteau) Not together, stop looking at me like that. We’re lovers of women, of course. We treat them as they deserve to be treated. With those factors, and several others, you could almost say we live by our own modern code of chivalry. For too long, fans of wrestling… and, more importantly, film… have been subjected to vulgarity, overindulgence, misogyny, and random acts of violence. That may be fine for the common rabble, but I consider us to be above such things.
(He points into the camera.)
(Jacques Couteau) I hope that you all will be someday, as well.
(With that, Jacques drops the microphone and instructs the nearest peon… er, ring attendant to provide transport for his tag partner.)
(Chris Cash) There they are folks, your brand new PWR World Tag Team Champions, The Hollywood Knights. A one of a kind and his one of a kind! How long can Jacques and AJ stay on top though? Right now, let's head to the back, where I understand "The Hooligan", Michael Fletcher is standing by with Stacy Warren. Take it away, Stace.
(The camera switches backstage, and we see Stacy Warren is with the “The Hooligan” Michael Fletcher outside his locker room. Fletcher has a beer bottle and takes a sip.)
(Stacy Warren) Thanks Chris. Michael, after last show's triple threat, you continue on a bit of a losing streak.
(Fletcher stares menacingly.)
(Stacy Warren) I’m just stating the truth. I do believe you are yet to win here in PWR, besides your brief title reign?
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Two of those losses were not my fault. I had a partner that ran from a fight, and last week in typical American fashion, I get attacked from behind after I penalty kicked Double Trouble.
(Stacy Warren) If you say so. Are you still pursuing the Hardcore title or focusing on Brandon $ Yelder?
("The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) Well, Chris Craven lost the title soon after I stated my intentions, so he wants nothing to do with me. But anyway, titles will come eventually, so I’m focused on Yelder. I need to beat this guy. Yes, I’ve not been as successful as I’d have liked that much is true, but that ends tonight.
(Fletcher looks over at Stacy for a moment, before taking his beer and pouring it over Stacy's ample bosom and down her top! Stacy looks on horrified without much she can do, as Fletcher empties the bottle, tossing it to the floor and walking off. The camera switches off an irate Stacy Warren to the dazzling body of Synyster's executive assistant, Raven Jones! Raven is walking down the hall, presumably to her office.)
(Raven Jones) Hope Syn liked what I did last week. That was some tact for you.
(Raven Jones giggles as she opens the door, but that giggle is quickly cut off as she is grabbed by the throat and dragged in! The cameras pull back to reveal Big Bad Nardie holding her!)
(Big Bad Nardie) Cute.....very cute. Do you realize what you did last week? That miserable fluke of a double champ can walk around saying she not beat me once, not twice, but three fuckin times.
(Raven struggles but can't break free of Nardie's grip.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Maybe I didn't make myself clear before Rave'. So, I will be as clear as possible. Stay out of my way. Stay out of my affairs. Stay out of my life! Do you understand?
(While choked, Raven is trying to speak only manages a muffled slur.)
(Big Bad Nardie) I'm sorry, where are my manners?
(Nardie releases Raven and she collapses to the floor, trying to collect herself.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Come on! Holler back girl!
(Raven Jones) Fuck......
(As soon as Nardie hears the word, he grabs Raven by the throat again! Nardie slams her against the door, knocking her out!)
(Big Bad Nardie) I'm not the one Rave'.
(Nardie releases his hold on Raven and she crumbles to the floor. Nardie opens the door, using it to roll Raven out of the way and he exits the room. The camera pans back to an unconscious Raven Jones as the camera fades out to commercial.)
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(Camera comes back from commercial, and it takes us immediately right back to the office of Synyster's Executive Assistant, Raven Jones. She's being tended to by PWR's medical team as the camera looks on. Chris Cash picks up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back to Full Throttle fans, and what a sickening scene this is. Right before we went to break, Big Bad Nardie assaulted Raven Jones once again, leaving her knocked out in her office. What a loathsome human being this man is. We'll try and get you an update on Raven's condition as soon as one becomes available, but right now, let's head to the back. I understand we'll have some words from a man who'll be competing in a PWR for the first time in nearly five years.
(The camera switches to the back and the scene opens up to show Stacy Warren, Dan Dexter, and Lizzie McFadden lined up in a row. Each of them looking around as if to display that none of them know why they are lined up.)
(Stacy Warren) Who told you to be here?
(Lizzie McFadden) Some guy in a suit.
(Dan Dexter) Describe him.
(Lizzie McFadden) He looked rich.
(Stacy Warren) What else?
(Lizzie McFadden) Um… he was white.
(Dan Dexter) Hmm…
(Lizzie McFadden) I have no idea, but I’m sure that if we stand here for too long, someone’s going to be pissed off.
(Across the lineup of backstage interviewers walks the aforementioned white man in a suit. The suit, actually a tuxedo, is worn by a man who has a striking resemblance to actor Jack McBrayer. As he walks past, he begins to formally introduce himself.)
(Vaude DeVille) My name is Vaude DeVille. I am the personal assistant to the man who has all the power; the 21st Century Superstar; Big Money himself, Brandon $. Yelder!
(Boldly, Dan Dexter speaks up.)
(Dan Dexter) And what exactly does your relationship with Brandon $. Yelder have to do with you requesting us to line up?
(Vaude DeVille) Well, Dan… I was sent here on a quest: to find the next personal interviewer for Brandon $. Yelder.
(Lizzie McFadden) What?
(Stacy Warren) Brandon thinks he’s important enough to have someone dedicate their time solely to him.
(Vaude DeVille) Not true. It’s not that he wants you to dedicate your time to him. Quite frankly, you should be doing that already. Brandon makes more waves than Hawaii. What he needs is someone that he can focus on, who he can trust, and quite frankly, he can tolerate.
(Stacy Warren) Well excuse me.
(Vaude DeVille) With an attitude like that, you are sure to be out of the running.
(Stacy Warren) Fantastic! I’ll just be going…
(Vaude DeVille) And you’ll also be leaving six figures on the table just to interview him once a week.
(Stacy stops in her tracks and gets back in line.)
(Vaude DeVille) That’s a girl. Now here’s the plan. In just a few moments, Brandon $. Yelder will walk past each of you and make his decision on the spot. He’s a man with little time and even smaller patience. Once he decides, the others will be escorted away by yours truly and Brandon will give you your two minutes of weekly fame. Understood?
(Dan Dexter) Got it.
(Lizzie McFadden) Sure thing.
(Stacy Warren) Whatever.
(Vaude DeVille) Splendid.
(Vaude shouts out of the shot.)
(Vaude DeVille) Whenever you’re ready!
(With that, Brandon $. Yelder walks past and immediately points to… Stacy Warren. Dan and Lizzie are escorted away as Brandon passes a microphone to Stacy. Immediately, Stacy rolls her eyes and Brandon begins to speak into the microphone.)
(Brandon $. Yelder) Welcome to the opening act to the oh-so-hostile, very-swift corporate takeover of Pro Wrestling Rampage and I am your not-so-surprising leading man, Brandon $. Yelder. Ace… maybe you don’t get it. The expression goes “the hard-headed never learn” but maybe for once you should just take this lesson for free. Ace… no matter who you decide to throw in front of me to take me down… whoever you think is worthy enough to sit in the Nu School of Perfection… give them the heads up that it’s nothing but a failing grade for them. And once I score win number one over Michael Fletcher and I score win number two over whichever one of your goons, eventually it will be down to you and I and then I’ll take what I created. I’ll take what only I should possess… the AOW World Championship. And then, it would only be step one towards total power. Allow me to say it plainly, Ace. I accept your challenge. Worship me now… and avoid the rush!
(Brandon Yelder walks away from the scene, leaving Stacy Warren flabbergasted.)
(Stacy Warren) Well, I guess it’s back to you Chris.
(The scene switches from the obviously annoyed Stacy back into the arena and Chris Cash.)
(Chris Cash) Well, it seems Brandon's talking game hasn’t lost a step. Inside the ring, could we be looking at a different story? It's time to find out. The self professed “Nu School of Perfection”, Brandon $. Yelder returns to a PWR ring, right now!
(Cash's commentary is cut off as “Hellraiser” by Ozzy Osbourne roars out over the arena's loudspeakers, and out walks “The Hooligan”, Michael Fletcher! Fletcher enters the arena to jeers from the capacity crowd.)
(Chris Cash) As we learned earlier, Fletcher has aligned with Jacob “Ace” Davis and will be trying to do the dirty work for PWR's Creative Head and the AOW World Champion here tonight. Fletcher is always dangerous and that Penalty Kick of his can end your night in a hurry.
(Fletcher enters the ring and bounces off the ropes a couple times, loosening up. Fletcher moves toward his corner as the lights go out! A buzzing sound comes over public address system in “The Q”, as if the speakers volume has reached its capacity!)
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
UH............HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
He livin’ in that 21st Century..
Doin’ somethin’ mean to it..
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it!
Screams from the haters got a nice ring to it!
I guess every superhero needs his theme music..
B$Y! He got all that power!
The clock’s tickin’…he just counts the hours!
Stop trippin’…he’s livin’ with the power!
TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY SUUUUUUUPERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
(As “Power” by Kanye West (Big Money Remix) continues playing over the loudspeakers, the lights would come up in the arena and the spotlight would focus on the ramp, as Brandon $. Yelder would step through the curtain! Brandon, as usual is decked head to toe in adidas gear, this time wearing his black track suit with the gold trim.)
(Chris Cash) Through my research, the last time Brandon $. Yelder competed in a PWR ring was in August 7th, 2007 when he took on his brother Marcus for the PWR Global-Honor Championship. Nearly five years later, the co-founder of PWR makes his return to the ring. I’ve been anticipating this matchup since it was announced folks!
(Brandon strides up the ring steps and down the apron, before stepping into the ring. Brandon quickly removes his track suit, and stands at the ready.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go folks!
Singles Match
Brandon $. Yelder vs "The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher
From the opening bell, Brandon $. Yelder was on Michael Fletcher like a starving dog freed from a cage. Brandon $. Yelder has been away for quite some time and he did not waste any time! Connecting with all his trademark offense, Yelder appearned to be in the cat-bird seat. With a last ditch effort, Ace Davis would make his way onto the stage, drawing the attention of “Big Money,” which left Fletcher to recover and get a jump on Brandon! Side English Legsweep drops Yelder and “The Football Hooligan” would steal control. With Davis all smiles on the top of the ramp, Fletcher aims for The Penalty Kick! Fletch charges in but Yelder rolls out of the way. Michael rebounds off the ropes and Yelder is right there! He swings for the fences with a 253, but Fletcher would duck to save himself! Fletcher stops in his tracks and leaps…PELE? No! Yelder catches him on the way up, holding him in a torture rack grip! Eyeballing Davis, Yelder tosses Fletcher off his shoulders in a Burning Hammer style, but as “The Hooligan’s” body falls towards the mat, Yelder pulls his head in tight and catches him with a knee to the face! It’s a modified version of the Go 2 Sleep known as the Hostile Takeover! Fletcher is out on impact and Yelder makes the cover for the win, keeping his eyes locked on Jacob “Ace” Davis!
Winner by pinfall at 9:06 - Brandon $. Yelder
(Chris Cash) Brandon $. Yelder connects with a move quite frankly I’ve never seen before, and picks up the win in his return to PWR! Ace is pacing on the stage, and he just can't be happy about this!
(Jacob “Ace” Davis pulls a mic from his back pocket as he stops on the top of the stage, staring back at Brandon. Ace begins to speak.)
(Jacob "Ace" Davis) Congrats, Brandon. Well done. Enjoy that win. That feeling isn’t going to last for long, I promise you. On the next Full Throttle, you will take on my other associate, Jacky Moonshine. In Toronto however, at the Border Battle, I have something special for you. Like I told you earlier, you know this man very well. So, without any further ado, let me introduce you to your opponent for The Border Battle.
(The crowd rises to its feet, waiting to get a look at who Ace has chosen as the anticipation builds!)
(Chris Cash) Who is it?
(Ultimately, after a few tense moments “Look To Your Orb For The Warning” by Monster Magnet begins playing over the PA system. Ace grins from ear to ear as he looks at Brandon, who seems to know exactly who it is.)
(Chris Cash) Wait a minute, I know that music. It's..........
(The crowd would buzz as the six foot five, 270 pound, native of Oakland, CA would walk out on the stage.)
(Chris Cash) Oh my god! It's......... SHANE DONOVAN!?!?
(The crowd would be left in a state of shock as Shane Donovan would walk out on the stage and shake the hand of Jacob “Ace” Davis!)
(Chris Cash) Former PWR Rated R Champion and former World Tag Team Champion, Shane Donovan has returned to PWR! The history is well documented between Yelder and Donovan. Wow, just wow. I can't believe this!
(Shane Donovan stands atop the stage, looking as jacked as ever as he and Brandon $. Yelder engage in a tension filled staredown.)
(Chris Cash) So, let me get this all straight. Next time on Full Throttle, it's B$Y versus Ace's other cohort, Jacky Moonshine, and in Toronto, it's B$Y versus Shane Donovan! Ace isn't joking around folks! Let's head to the back, where one of the men who will compete in our main event tonight, BB Blayze is standing by!)
(Camera switches us from the staredown between Brandon $. Yelder and Shane Donovan and takes us backstage to BB Blayze in front of a PWR banner.)
(BB Blayze) On the last show, I accepted Nardie’s request for a submission at The Border Battle. To make the last show a little more interesting, Ace Davis decided to cancel our match and put us both in the PWR World Title Elimination Chamber match. This week, management decides to put me and Nardie in a tag match together as partners.
(Blayze starts to laugh.)
(BB Blayze) Is this a late April fool’s joke or something?? Because I don’t find this funny in the slightest. Me and Nardie cannot stand each other and this week we’re forced to work together. That’s fine with me. At least it is only for one week. Believe me, Nardie, as much as we both don’t like each other, neither of us want to lose to Chaos Kid. After tonight, I’m ready to set my sights on The Border Battle and becoming the next PWR Heavyweight Champion. As for tonight, you better watch out Chaos Kid. Because at the Border Battle, you won’t be leaving the Elimination Chamber as the Heavyweight Champion.
(The camera switches off a confident BB Blayze to the trainer's room, where Raven Jones is being looked at by the PWR medical staff. Suddenly, the door busts open and everyone turns around, thinking that Nardie has come to finish what he started, and they are relieved to see it's PWR Owner, Synyster! The crowd cheers as Syn enters the room and walks up to the hurting Raven Jones.)
(Synyster) Rave, I just heard what happened! Are you okay?
(Raven Jones) I’m alright boss. Like you said, I’ve been through worse.
(Syn turns to the doctor.)
(Synyster) What's the story, doc?
(Doctor) Well, she's got some bruising around her neck, which is to be expected. Given her recent injury, she got very lucky. There doesn’t appear to the naked eye to be any structural damage to her neck. She suffered a concussion though. She lost consciousness, so at least a Grade Two. She'll need a CAT scan and an MRI to be sure, so we're going to get her to the hospital.
(Synyster) Alright, thanks doc.
(Syn turns his attention back to Raven.)
(Raven Jones) I’m sorry boss, I shouldn't have poked the bear, so to speak.
(Synyster) There's no excuse that condones this Raven. You're not a competitor. It looks as if we're going to have to go the legal route. Get you a restraining order. I ought to take him out of the Chamber match. He's going to have to learn he can't get away with this kind of thing.
(The doctor steps in.)
(Doctor) Sir, the ambulance is ready.
(Synyster) Alright then, let's get her up.
(Syn and the doctor help Raven sit up and down from the exam table. Syn motions for the wheelchair for Raven. The two men help Raven down into the chair and get her settled.)
(Synyster) Raven, I will be there as soon as the show wraps to check on you, okay?
(Raven Jones) Thanks Syn.
(Syn looks up at the doctor.)
(Synyster) Take care of her.
(Doctor) We will.
(Syn steps out of the way as the doctor steps behind the chair and heads out the door, and down the hall to the waiting ambulance. Syn is left in the room, obviously worked up over the situation. The scene fades to cleaned up Stacy Warren, who is standing by with Taker of Darkness.)
(Stacy Warren) My guest at this time is the new Hardcore Champion, Taker of Darkness; who will be competing later on tonight for a shot to get in the Elimination Chamber match for the PWR World Heavyweight Championship. ToD, what are your final thoughts before you get ready to take on Flash.
(Taker of Darkness) The first thought that strikes me is that it's about time. I've been very vocal, whether it be on Twitter or on the message boards, that I am an elite competitor. This is the spot I should be in. I am for the third time, the Hardcore Champion. That's all well and good, but it's about the big prize. I want to be the World Heavyweight Champion, and now I will have my opportunity. All that stands in my way is Flash. He's been around a long time. He's got all the skills, but tonight is just not his night. It's mine. Then it's onto the Elimination Chamber where I will take my rightful place at the top of the ladder. It all begins tonight.
(Stacy Warren) Good luck in your quest tonight. Speaking of the World Champion, I understand our own Lizzie McFadden has been summoned to interview Chaos Kid. Lizzie?
(Scene switches from the self-assured Taker of Darkness to Lizzie McFadden, who is headed toward Chaos Kid's locker room. She reaches the door and knocks before opening the door and stepping in.)
(Lizzie McFadden) You requested interview time with me?
(Chaos Kid) That’s correct. I guess I got a lot of things on my mind, and I think it’s time I shared them.
(Lizzie McFadden) In the past however, you have avoided us backstage interviewers like the plague. So what’s different now?
(Chaos Kid) There is a time to run, a time to stand and fight, and a time to look in the mirror and look at the reflection that looks back at you, and there is a time to simply answer the questions.
(Lizzie McFadden) Okay then, let's start with the last Full Throttle card in which the Border Battle PPV card was changed. Were you happy with the change?
(Chaos Kid) Are you frigging kidding me? Happy? I’m going from one opponent to five, would you be happy? I had my mind set up for a street fight against PK Punk and then they decided to change it to a Elimination Chamber. The chamber is a different kind of beast compared with a street fight.
(Lizzie McFadden) Talking about a fight, you certainly got last week with a time limit draw with the impressive Overtaker. Your thoughts?
(Chaos kid pauses a second.)
(Chaos Kid) I got to be honest with you, The Overtaker deserves his props. He managed a draw with a guy who entered the ring less than 100%, remember earlier in the night I attacked Chris Craven to make a statement to PK Punk, and I hobbled away from that fun, and if you think I’m lying check out the replay. This was Overtaker’s biggest match, however to me, it was just a match. Do you honestly think I’m going all out on a non title match, really? Non title matches mean nothing to me, cause the real deal is when my title is on the line, that’s when you see the real CK. So let The Overtaker enjoy his moment in the sun, because I will show him that the focused CK will be too much for him.
(Lizzie McFadden) Do you start as an underdog in the Elimination Chamber match?
(Chaos Kid) That’s a strange question, but a valid one. I guess that all five members of the chamber would love to eliminate me, but this is not my first Elimination Chamber match. I know what it takes to win these type of matches. You see, I know that PWR doesn’t like me as their figure head. I’m not the right face for their company, so they are trying to push me out of the title picture. What a better way to do so than to have me face five different opponents? The trouble is that I’m the Chaos Kid. I welcome competition and trust me, I will break every single soul in that ring to the point that they would pray that they never have the misfortune to every step in the ring with the greatest PWR wrestler ever again. And now Lizzie as much as it been a pleasure for you, your time is up and get the hell out of here.
(The camera holds on the PWR World Champion, as Lizzie backs out of frame. We fade out to commercial.)
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(The camera comes right back from commercial and takes us into the arena, where Chris Cash once again picks up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back folks and coming up next we have a huge match for the future of the PWR as we will determine who the sixth and final competitor in the Elimination Chamber match! It will be as Flash and current PWR Hardcore Champion Taker of Darkness battling for that final spot. This promises to be a barnburner!
(“Little Weapon” by Lupe Fiasco hits and the crowd begins to boo as out from the back walks the current and three time PWR Hardcore Champion, Taker of Darkness looking as focused as ever with this huge opportunity he has tonight.)
(Chris Cash) Here comes Taker of Darkness, he has been vocal recently about believing that PK Punk was not worthy of receiving another World Title shot on the PWR message boards. And now right here tonight, he has his chance to prove that he is indeed worthy against a former multiple time World Champion in Flash!
(“From the Inside” by Depswa hits now and coming out on the stage really fired up is traditional crowd favorite and virtual sports entertainment mainstay, Flash.)
(Chris Cash) And now here comes his opponent for the evening, a man that has been sort of floating around with not much to do since the PWR reboot, Flash. But all that changes tonight if he can pull off a victory, he is typically the silent assassin as he lets his actions inside the ring do his talking for him. He is now inside the ring and both appear ready to get this match underway, here we go! Elimination Chamber spot up for grabs!
Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match
Taker of Darkness vs Flash
The two come towards the center of the ring and Flash goes for a handshake but Taker ignores it. They now get together for a tie up but Taker with a clubbing blow to the back instead that takes Flash down to the mat. He then delivers a stomp and then a few more forearm shots right into the kidneys. Taker holds his arms up as he is already getting booed by the crowd, he pulls Flash up and whips him off the ropes, and Flash hits them and comes back with a spinning heel kick! ToD rolls up and Flash with an armdrag and then again with a kick to the gut and a double underhook suplex! He is fired up as Taker goes to the apron; a Flash dropkick knocks him to the floor! Flash to the top rope, diving crossbody! But Taker catches him and runs him back first into the steel post!! Taker holds his back in a little pain and hammers away at Flash on the floor; he takes his head and slams it into the steel ring steps! He pulls Flash up and slides him inside the ring, as he reenters; he shares some choice words with the crowd. He comes in and takes control of the match at this point, really dominating and keeping Flash grounded. He delivers multiple high impact moves and scores several near falls, after Flash kicked out of the Flash of Darkness at the five minute mark you could really see frustration begin to mount for ToD in this Elimination Chamber qualifying match. Taker even yells at the official as if he has any control over the matter. Taker pulls Flash up and lifts him for a Tombstone piledriver but Flash slides off his back and hooks him from behind with a German suplex! He rolls up to his feet and delivers a second one, a third, a forth, a fifth! He bridges but only gets a two count! Flash has second life after all those German suplexes, as he is begging Taker to get back to his feet, he lifts him up for the Falcon Arrow, but now Taker flips over his back and lands behind him and locks a rear naked choke. He’s looking for the Darkness Falls, he lifts Flash up in the air, but Flash comes down and delivers a snapmare takeover!! What a counter! Flash now grabs a half nelson and suplexes Taker again, this has been an absolutely great matchup as both men are really laying it all out on the line for a shot to fight for the PWR World Championship! After another near fall for Flash then leads to him going to the top rope, he leaps off with a Diving Headbutt!! But still only a two count, he now is waiting to apply the Crippler Crossface, he gets the arm but ToD is blocking it. ToD lifts Flash up in the air and has him set up, Lights Out! Tombstone Piledriver to Flash!! But he kicks out just before the count of three!!! Wow! The desire shown there by Flash to kick out is incredible. Taker is furious now, he pulls Flash up and then clubs him back to the mat with a vicious clubbing forearm to the upper back. He pulls him up again and is looking for his Rear Naked Chokeslam, he lifts Flash up, but Flash hooks his legs back and rolls forward! Taker’s shoulder are on the mat and Flash is seated on his chest and hooks the legs! 1-2-3!!!
Winner by pinfall at 10:47 - Flash
(Chris Cash) What a match! If that’s what we can expect going forward from these two, well than I think Flash has a shot to call himself a PWR Champion in the future. And even though he lost, Taker of Darkness looked very impressive, but just came up short of earning his spot in the Elimination Chamber! He’ll most likely be defending that Hardcore Championship of his at the Border Battle, but against whom remains to be seen. Big win for Flash, but right now let's head to the back, where I understand Stacy Warren is standing by with........ what? Nardie? That man is a maniac, don't let him near Stacy!
(The camera flips us backstage and Stacy Warren is in the interview area with the unstable Big Bad Nardie. Obviously nervous, she fumbles over her words. Nardie stands by with an ear to ear grin.)
(Stacy Warren) I'm.....I'm.....I'm here with Big Bad Nardie. After those despicable actions against Raven, how can you be smiling?
(Big Bad Nardie) Well, it isn't because I'm in Cleveland, that’s for sure. What a terrible place to live, work or wrestle. But anyways, why can't I be in a good mood?
(Stacy Warren) Do you realize what you have done? Syn has threatened legal action or worse.
(Big Bad Nardie) Legal action? Ha! I really don't give a damn. Raven took it upon herself to embarrass me. So I made her pay, simple as that. I mean last week was an embarrassment. Starting tonight, I will never be embarrassed again. Tonight, I will defeat PK Jobber and our weak PWR Champion. And BB Blayze, if you get in my way.... The beating I promised you will come early. See, I don't have time for games or bullshit. Anybody who gets in my way is going to wake up in a hospital. Just like Raven! You're welcome.
(Nardie stares at Stacy, which quickly forces her to flee. The scene then switches us from the ultra-arrogant Big Bad Nardie to Dan Dexter, who is standing by with another competitor in tonight's main event, PK Punk.)
(Dan Dexter) Punk, tonight you head into a big time tag team match with three of the men you will now face at The Border Battle, in Big Bad Nardie, BB Blayze and of course, your tag team partner tonight, the PWR Champion, Chaos Kid.
(PK Punk) Clever, clever booking fellas. You are all on a roll right now, aren’t you? First off, you change MY one on one World Title shot to an Elimination Chamber Match, with six people in total. So my chances of winning the World Title go from fifty-fifty to, quick math, about seventeen percent. Not great odds for a man who's facing possibly his last shot at the World Championship. But, there is a silver lining here however. My odds are seventeen percent, but so are Chaos Kid's. If he loses, I’m still in the picture, which ultimately is where I wanna be.
(Dan Dexter) Word around the water cooler however Punk, is that in your extreme displeasure with the decision made, that we could be seeing the end of your PWR tenure. Any truth to that rumor?
(PK Punk) Maybe. We'll see how it all goes. I know this, I’m tired of being jerked around. What's done is done though. Can't change it now, or hell, knowing the management around here, maybe they will. I am going to do all I can tonight, and that's go out there and compete. Whatever happens, happens. It all comes down to Toronto though, Dan.
(Dan Dexter) Good luck tonight, and in the Chamber Punk.
(PK Punk) Thanks.
(Scene switches from Dexter & Punk to the walkway to the entrance ramp into the arena, and we see Chaos Kid on his way to the ring. A backstage worker bumps into him.)
(Chaos Kid) Watch where the hell you’re going or I’ll-
(He’s suddenly jumped from behind by The Overtaker, who begins to club away at the champion!)
(Chaos Kid) What the fuck!?
(CK endures the hits and turns to face his attacker, and there is a brief pause in their physical exchange.)
(The Overtaker) Anarchy is now!
(Overtaker hits CK with a right and the champion responds. They trade rights and lefts until Overtaker finally gains the upper hand and knocks Chaos Kid off his feet!)
(Chaos Kid) Okay! Wait! Wait! You don’t want to do this!
(The Overtaker raises his hand to strike Chaos Kid while he’s down, but is suddenly detained by security. He struggles to get free but there are too many people holding him back.)
(Chaos Kid) That’s right you dumb brute.
(Chaos Kid raises to his feet and slaps The Overtaker across the face! This only increases his anger and struggle to get free of security.)
(The Overtaker) I’ll kill you!
(Chaos Kid) Save it. I’ve got to get out there for the main event. Like a true superstar. Take him away boys. Somewhere far away. Like, oh I don’t know… The other side, perhaps?
(Chaos Kid chuckles and walks off pleased with himself as The Overtaker continues to angrily struggle.)
(The Overtaker) I’ll skin you alive you son of a bitch!
(The camera fades out to the final commercial break of the evening.)
PROMOTIONAL CONSIDERATION HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE FOLLOWING:
AND NOW, BACK TO THE ACTION!
(The camera comes back from commercial, and brings us right into the arena. Chris Cash picks up once again on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome back to Full Throttle ladies and gentlemen, and what a wild scene we saw right before the break! The Overtaker jumped the PWR Champion, Chaos Kid, which led to a brief physical exchange between the two! Overtaker has been corralled by security, but this is definitely not the last we've seen of CK/Overtaker, that’s for sure. Right now though, it's time for our colossal tag team main event!
(Cash is cut off as the SAW Intro starts to play over the loudspeakers, which brings about an intense set of boos from the capacity crowd. The intro blends into “Things I Never Said” by Lupe Fiasco, and onto the stage steps Big Bad Nardie, who has donned a Miami Heat LeBron James jersey!)
(Chris Cash) There he is folks, the heat magnet, the vile Big Bad Nardie. Nardie sent Raven Jones to the hospital once again earlier on tonight, and he's officially drawn the ire of PWR Owner, Synyster. Nardie better watch his step going forward, in this man's opinion.
(Nardie makes his way into the ring before removing the jersey and tossing it out into the crowd. The crowd catches it and proceeds to rip the jersey up!)
(Chris Cash) I don’t know what that statement says more about. How much these people still hate LeBron, or how much they detest Nardie right now!
(Nardie stands in the ring as “Inside The Fire (Instrumental)” by Disturbed hits over the public address system and out from the back steps BB Blayze to a huge pop from the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) As much as they loathe Nardie, these people love BB Blayze! Blayze showed his obvious disappointment at not getting his one on one match with Nardie at The Border Battle, but he recognizes that a World Title opportunity is a big deal. He wants that title, and trust me folks, he's got all the tools to get it done.
(Blayze enters the ring and looks his “partner” for the evening up and down.)
(Chris Cash) This situation is combustible here tonight folks!
(Blayze's theme cuts out as “Living In a Dream” by Finger Eleven roars out over the PA, and out from the back steps PK Punk to a great ovation from Cleveland!)
(Chris Cash) Strong words earlier tonight from PK Punk; his discontent with management is well documented. The interesting rumor is that Punk could be making his exit from PWR, after The Border Battle. This is a story that will bear watching as we move forward. What if Punk wins the title and then leaves PWR?
(Punk makes his way into the ring, keeping his eye on his opponents as “Let Me Entertain You” by Robbie Williams begins playing over the loudspeakers, and out walks the reigning PWR World Heavyweight Champion, Chaos Kid to a chorus of jeers from the capacity crowd here in Cleveland.)
(Chris Cash) CK might be going into this match a little less than one hundred percent, as The Overtaker got some good shots in on the Champion right before he came out here tonight. Chaos Kid, as much as you might not like the guy, you have to admit, he's a big game player. He's unbeaten here in PWR!
(CK enters the ring, glaring at everyone in the ring, none too fond of him. The referee performs his checks on CK, and calls for the bell.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go folks, let's get after it! Main event PWR action!
:::MAIN EVENT:::
Tag Team Grudge Match
Chaos Kid & PK Punk vs Big Bad Nardie & BB Blayze
It looks as if the World Champion will start this match on the apron, as PK Punk will open things for his team, as BB Blayze will oppose. Two opponents from the last show going head to head as the main event gets underway. Blayze and Punk circling the ring and they lock up in the middle of the ring. After a brief struggle, Punk gets the early advantage, grabbing the wrist of Blayze and twisting into a top wristlock. Punk wrenches down, as Blayze tries to push the man away. Punk contorts the arm once more and yanks down with force, dropping Blayze to the mat! Punk places the arm of Blayze into a hammerlock, and proceeds to drive a knee into the shoulder of Blayze! A groan escapes from Blayze after that shot! Punk pulls back and brings forth another knee, right to that A/C joint of BB Blayze! Blayze grimaces once again as Punk drops the knee! Punk holding onto the hammerlock, he presses his head against Blayze, pushing him over into a pinning predicament, 1................ 2.......... Blayze rolls his shoulder up! Punk loses his grip on the hold as Blayze works himself up, but quickly follows up with a sharp boot to the shoulder he was working on, slowing the momentum of Blayze. Punk to his corner, and he slaps the World Champion on the chest, making the tag. We're not going to see any friendly tags in this one folks! CK steps through the ropes and into the ring, glaring at his partner the whole way. Punk steps out and CK closes in on Blayze, still trying to work some feeling back into that shoulder. CK pulls Blayze up and connects with a vicious European uppercut, and another, and another, backing Blayze into the corner! CK grabs the arm, trying to interweave it into the ropes, but Blayze is fighting him off! Using the free hand, Blayze connects with a left hand! Blayze manages to grab a quick handful of hair and connects with a headbutt, backing CK off! Blayze reaches for the shoulder momentarily, which gives CK a window! CK charges in and Blayze catches him into the midsection with a boot! Blayze grabs CK by the head, tucking it under his arm. Blayze turning and running off the ropes, and he scores with a tornado DDT! Blayze plants the Champion! Blayze working to his corner, reaching out for the tag, but Nardie is having none of it! Nardie standing there nonchalantly, not even looking at his partner! Blayze pushes off his hands and knees, and gets to a stand in front of Nardie. Nardie finally turns, and Blayze greets him with a slap to the face! The crowd cheers as Blayze strikes his partner! I told you folks, no friendly tags in this one! Nardie steps into the ring as Blayze finds his way to the apron, Nardie looking none too pleased after the slap! Nardie turns his attention to CK, who is on a knee, trying to clear his head following the DDT from Blayze. Nardie pulling the champion up by the hair to a standing base, and the Washington, DC native unloads on the champion with a series of forearms, catching him right under the chin and absolutely rocking him! Nardie backs CK into the corner and begins to drive his shoulder into the abdomen of the champion! Nardie backs up a step and grabs the arm of Chaos Kid, whipping him across the ring and into the corner! CK slams with extreme velocity into the corner, and Nardie steps all the way back into the near corner. Nardie with a full head of steam, charging across! CK gets the boot up! Nardie spins backward, holding his jaw! CK pushes himself up to the middle rope, motions for Nardie to turn and as he does, the World Champion leaps off and connects with the diving spear! CK hooks the leg, 1...................... 2........................... KICKOUT by Nardie! Nardie holding his midsection as CK pushes off the canvas and walks to his corner. Chaos Kid slaps PK Punk on the arm, and strangely enough, that’s the most civil tag of the evening so far in this main event matchup. Punk into the ring and immediately, he closes in on Nardie. Punk pulling Nardie up and he connects with a kick to the midsection, followed up with another kick to the ribs! Punk unleashes a series of chops on Nardie, backing him to the ropes! Punk grabs the arm, Irish whip in, Nardie off the far side. Punk drops his head, and Nardie catches him with a boot to the chest, snapping the head of Punk back! Nardie bounces off the ropes, and as Punk comes back in, Nardie connects with a jumping bicycle kick, nearly taking Punk's head off! Nardie with the lateral press, 1......................... 2.............................. KICKOUT by Punk! Nardie pulls Punk off the mat, locking in the cravate on the Chicago native. Nardie grounding Punk as he looks to grind the pace of this match down to a halt. Nardie cranking on the neck of Punk as the referee looks in, asking PK if he wants to give up; the referee gets a resounding no from Punk. The crowd cheers Punk on as he feeds off the capacity crowd here in Cleveland! Punk working himself to a knee, and ultimately to a stand! Punk twisting his body, and he connects with an elbow to Nardie's midsection! Followed by another, and another and Nardie finally releases the hold! Punk takes off for the ropes, Nardie goes for a lariat, but Punk ducks it! Punk off the ropes on the near side, Nardie turns, going for another clothesline and once again, Punk would run through! Punk off the far side, as Nardie is off the near, and both men meet in the middle of the ring, as they would go for a flying crossbody! Nardie the bigger of the two men, certainly got the best of that one! Punk and Nardie laid out and ultimately, they start their crawl toward their corners. The question is, will either of their partners be receptive to a tag? Nardie crawling and he's about to make the tag to Blayze, who is reaching out! Punk struggling to make his way to Chaos Kid! Who's gonna get there first? Punk to CK, but he's not reaching out! Punk pulling himself up, as Nardie tags in Blayze! The crowd cheers wildly as Blayze enters the fray! Punk looking at the champion with a scowl on his face, but oblivious to what's happening behind him! Blayze into the ring, ready to go, when suddenly Nardie pops up and crushes his partner in the back of the head with the Death Blow! Blayze dropped like a stone as the crowd really lets Nardie hear what they think of him! Nardie steps back onto the apron and drops to the floor, and now Chaos Kid decides to make the tag to Punk! CK seeing the opportunity to pick up a victory, of course he would tag in now! Punk however has other things in mind! As CK gets in the ring, Punk spins him around and connects with the Superkick! The champion staggered, and Punk quickly pulls him in, hooks him up and drives him into the mat with The Insignificant Mile! CK rolling toward the ropes! Punk quickly steps to the outside, and reaches down and tags himself back into the match! Punk quickly closes in on Blayze! Punk locks on the Anaconda Vise! Punk clasping those hands, and pulling back, but I think Blayze is knocked out! There's no fight from BB Blayze! The referee calls for the bell, and PK has picked up the victory for his team!
Winners by submission at 13:36 - PK Punk & Chaos Kid
(Chris Cash) We knew this situation in this matchup would be volatile, but that was even more than we could have thought! PK Punk pi.............. Watch out!
(As Punk stands up, having his hand raised, Big Bad Nardie reintroduces himself into the fray and he cracks Punk over the back with a steel chair! Punk falls forward and after he hits the canvas, Nardie cracks him once again! Chaos Kid standing back up after the Insignificant Mile from Punk and he turns around into a chair shot from Nardie! The champion has been laid out!)
(Chris Cash) Big Bad Nardie is laying waste to everyone! He costs his team the match, but he's the one standing tall!
(Nardie motions for Derek Daniels to hand him the PWR World Heavyweight Championship, and at the risk of suffering the same consequences as everyone in this match. Nardie stands in the middle of the ring, holding the PWR World Championship high for all to see as the boos from this Cleveland crowd resonates off the rafters.)
(Chris Cash) Nardie is standing tall, and is that the scene we'll be seeing come the end of the night in Toronto? We shall see! Folks, we're out of time! For everyone in PWR, I’m Chris Cash and we'll see you for the next Full Throttle in Buffalo! Goodnight everyone!
(The scene fades to black as Nardie stands tall.)
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