April 30th, 2012
(The show starts with the video opening for PWR Full Throttle, to the tune of "Broken, Beat and Scarred" by Metallica.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again..
(Synyster is shown walking down the aisle.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(B.B. Blayze is shown hitting Pyro-Lysis.)
You rise.. you fall.. you're down, then you rise again.
(PK Punk is shown holding the PWR Tag Team Championship.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Big Bad Nardie is shown with Raven Jones.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Taker of Darkness is shown hitting his Lights Out finisher.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Chaos Kid is shown scheming.)
Rise, fall, down, rise again.
(Cletus Gambino is shown locking on Southern Justice.)
What don't kill you make you more strong.
(Jacob "Ace" Davis is shown holding the PWR Television Title.)
Breaking your teeth on the hard life a'coming.
(Flash is shown hitting the Falcon Arrow.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Ice Queen is shown standing tall.)
Cutting your feet on the hard earth a'running.
(Scott Kage is shown connecting with a superkick.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(The Cyclone is shown jumping into the ring.)
Raiding your soul in a hard luck story.
(The Guy is shown looking out into the crowd.)
Show.. your.. scars.
(Double Trouble is shown walking to the ring.)
Spilling your blood in a hot sun's a'glory.
(Overtaker is seen hitting the Clothesline From Hell.)
Show.. your.. scars..
(Weapon X is shown posing on the turnbuckles.)
Breaking your life, broken beat and scarred.
(Jacques Couteau is seen hitting the Shoulder Blade.)
But we die hard!
(The intro video finishes playing and the camera comes up inside the arena for the first time tonight! The red and yellow pyrotechnics explode from the staging area, filling the arena with light and smoke. The ten second display ends and the lights come up inside the arena for the first time! The camera pans around the arena, showing the signage brought by the fans of PWR, supporting their favorite PWR superstars! After showing off some of the more flamboyant signage in the audience, the camera switches to ringside, where "The Voice of PWR", Chris Cash is standing by.)
(Chris Cash) Hello everyone and welcome to PWR Full Throttle! We're coming to you live from The Motor City, Detroit Michigan! What a night we have in store for you all!
(“Power” by Kanye West [Big Money Remix] plays throughout “The Joe” as the crowd become electrified. No commentary over top of the entrance, just the man decked out in the Adidas garb making his way down the ramp, bobbing to the beat of Kanye West. As Yelder pauses at the bottom of the ramp, the cameraman pans around him before Brandon makes his way towards the ring stairs. Walking carefully up the stairs, Yelder walks on the apron and ducks his head and body as he enters the ring. Reaching into his custom-made black Adidas track suit with gold trim, Yelder pulls out a microphone. Garnering all the attention from the capacity crowd, Brandon speaks.)
(Brandon $. Yelder) There are a ton of questions that are racing through everyone’s mind. From Chris Cash at the commentary booth to The Guy sitting at home recuperating to AOW’s Ass-Hole… I mean Ace In The Hole, Jacob Davis, they all want to know why I’m back. The real question is… why wasn’t I invited to the party in the first place? For weeks, I talked about being the true source of power here in PWR. Does anyone remember when Synyster and I opened PWR in defiance to a regime that quite frankly couldn’t stand the fact that the only thing incredible about it was that Synyster and I called the shots? His name was on the letterhead as “President” but that means just about as much as the Queen in England. I created the International Division! I had the PWR star-studded… with Corky Angle, Marcus K. Yelder, Nick Davis, Jacques Couteau, Cruncher, Mavick, Terrell Yelder, the list of characters went on and on. Thanks to me, the Rumor Rundown was MUST SEE television, not some run-down, dilapidated , poor excuse of a news feed. Once PWR closed after Rise II Power, I was still hungry and I created Alpha and Omega Wrestling. Again, the best of the best competed there. For seven great months, I ran the ONLY company that mattered with the only World Championship that mattered. Sadly, in doing so, I had to give something up. I had to give up my stake in this very company. which is something that Jacob Davis wanted. Once Synyster got his head out of the sand and looked around for partners, Andy was the easy choice. It’s no surprise that Ace had a claim to AOW. It was because of him that I got to spend 3 months in a remote island on free money and he got the rights to my baby. Now I know the history lesson is very riveting to this hungry crowd, but I haven’t answered the question that you all want to know. Why am I back? For one… simple… reason. If I’m not in a position of power… if Synyster wants to take a step down from me and sign Jacob Davis… if Jacob Davis wants to bastardize the title that I created and that guys like The Guy and Marcus K. Yelder and Flash made prestigious… then I want to TAKE the power back by force. I want to take the power back in this ring… with the suit off and the gear on. I want to compete in the ring and take the AOW World Championship from Jacob “Ace” Davis! It’s time for you all to come to the realization that this is my world, and you all just live in it. Worship me now… and avoid the rush!
(“Power” plays one more time as Brandon just stands in the center of the ring. Chris Cash would pick up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) I’m going to be completely honest here folks, I’m not quite sure what to make of the words spoken by Brandon $. Yelder here tonight. On the one hand, he seems to have his discontent aimed squarely at Ace, who he feels has bastardized his creation, AOW. Ace is scandalous, and there's no denying that, however, he seems to have some anger pointed in the way of the man who he created PWR with, Synyster. PWR has always been in a state of flux, with a couple of starts and stops along the way, but to the best of my knowledge, Brandon was and still is a very busy man. He fancies himself the 21st Century Superstar for a reason, and that's because he's fully engrossed in making the B$Y brand a worldwide phenomenon. Numerous sponsorships and business meetings from one side of the world to another. This is only my opinion, but if Syn thought Brandon $. Yelder had any interest at all in being a behind the scenes man, Syn would have signed him up without blinking an eye. The history between these two is epic. Brandon referenced it earlier on, from the start, these two have been linked. Brandon referenced his videos, stating he's the quote unquote, true source of power in PWR, one would have to wonder if Mr. Yelder has a deeper agenda in returning to PWR.
(Camera flips from the aisle where B$Y is making his way to the back, to backstage where standing by is “The Football Hooligan”, Michael Fletcher.)
("The Football Hooligan" Michael Fletcher) A lot of you might think I’d be pissed at Chaos Kid, and yeah at first I was. But then I came to a conclusion; would I really wanna be teamed with someone who runs from a fight? Would I want to team with them or help them be successful? Hell no, that’s like going into a fight with a Manchester City fan, something I wouldn’t be caught dead doing. Besides I am a former PWR Hardcore Champion and I want that title back. Knowing you dumb yanks in TV land, you’re probably sitting there thinking that there’s only 1 Hardcore Champion, and in the record books you’d be right for once. But at Second City Showdown, I held that title and I want it back. So Chris Craven, you are on notice. That’s the future, my present now is a triple threat with Double Trouble and Cyclone. I stopped beating people up for competition a while ago, but I’m getting into the swing of it, and boys just like the people here in Detroit, you’ll be wanting to live in this shit hole after I take my penalty.
(Chris Cash) Triple threat action, next!
(Camera fades off Fletcher to a commercial.)
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AND NOW, BACK TO THE ACTION!
(Cameras come back from commercial and take us backstage to find Fatal Fury once again sitting on the floor holding a Singapore cane. His facial features indicate frustration.)
(Fatal Fury) He spit in my face! He spit in my FACE! What the hell was I supposed to do? Holding back my anger isn’t an option anymore. Told everyone I would lay them out who gets in my way. Forget the rules. Forget Mr. nice guy. Who you see isn’t the stoner you came to know as part of the Bongs no. I’m not going to be disrespected anymore. I won’t put up with it. Spin in my face? Your time is coming and you will be laid out once again.
(Fatal Fury stands up.)
(Fatal Fury) Tonight is my first opportunity at singles gold since my return and it is in a match that is indeed in my favor. Why you ask since it’s a Fatal Four Way? The answer is simple. It’s no disqualification. When the night is over there will be three more victims laid out. Win or lose, I will have a smile on my face because then I will seek my revenge.
(Fury storms off screen as the camera fades back into the arena as "Hellraiser" by Ozzy Osbourne plays and out to the ring walks "The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher to boos from the crowd, the camera pans to the ring and shows both Double Trouble and The Cyclone already awaiting.)
(Chris Cash) Earlier tonight we saw an interesting promo from Fletcher, his incoherent ramblings seem to never make much sense and this was much the same, however we do know he eyes the Hardcore title. But let's kick off in-ring action on Full Throttle tonight with a triple threat match!
Triple Threat Match
Double Trouble vs. The Cyclone vs. "The Hooligan" Michael Fletcher
This contest was pretty hotly contested by all the competitors right from the get go as each of them attempted to end the match early and often with numerous pin attempts that were broken up by the others. Fletcher and Cyclone ended up double teaming Double Trouble and eventually began to argue about who would pin him, this was odd seeing as how Cyclone and DT teamed together last show. Fletcher went for the Penalty Kick when he saw a brief opening but Double Trouble dodged it instead. Cyclone sent Fletcher to the outside with a dropkick and then he and Trouble have a little chain wrestling battle in the ring. At about the four minute mark, Hooligan goes to get back in but is met by a double shoulder tackle sending him back to the outside of the ring. After a couple pin reversals by both, Double Trouble connects with the Stunner out of nowhere! He appears to have the match won but Hooligan interrupts it with the Penalty Kick to him!! But the force sends DT to the outside. Fletcher is setting up the Penalty Kick to Cyclone, but he runs and misses, kicking the rope instead, Cyclone with a facebuster and then goes up top, Winds of Change! He covers for the 3 count!
Winner by pinfall at 6:01 - The Cyclone
(Chris Cash) That was a fun little match and The Cyclone may have put the Hooligan's claims to another Hardcore title match on hold with a solid win there. He ends a bit of a losing streak with that one.
(Cameras switch off of the victorious Cyclone, taking us backstage where we catch a look at the legs of a walking woman through the halls. As the camera pans up, we see the face of Synyster's executive assistant in PWR, Raven Jones.)
(Raven Jones) Where the hell is Nardie?
(Raven walks the halls, keeping her eyes peeled. She turns a corner, and runs into BB Blayze. The crowd cheers as the fan favorite comes over the screen.)
(Raven Jones) Ah, one of the people I've been looking for. How have you been Blayze?
(BB Blayze) I'm good Raven. Kinda busy.
(Raven Jones) Not too busy for Syn's assistant I hope. Look, so we don't have a repeat of last week with what happened between Chaos Kid and PK Punk, it's been mandated unless there's a match, there will be no physical contact between you and Nardie.
(BB Blayze) That's unfortunate. I was hoping to give him his answer for The Border Battle face to face, but I can wait. Make sure you tell Nardie hope it doesn't “upset” him.
(Blayze laughs and walks off.)
(Raven Jones) Well, that was easy. Now to find that Nardie.
(Camera switches us to the interview area, where Stacy Warren is standing by with The Overtaker!)
(Stacy Warren) I’m here with one half of tonight’s main event, The Overtaker! Overtaker, what happened last week during the Tag Title Tournament?
(The Overtaker) I don’t know why Nardie has been acting so surprised all week. Nardie, I warned you in advance that I was coming for you, it wasn’t like it was some sneak attack. I wanted to rectify what you did to me during my time in AOW, and that my friend is called a receipt.
(Stacy Warren) But you were partners with Nardie-
(The Overtaker) Partners? With him? I hardly think so Stacy. I was partners with BB last week, and I simply cost Nardie his place in the tournament.
(Stacy Warren) Well, you were partners with BB, but you also teamed with Nardie.
(The Overtaker) Stacy, are you feeling okay? It seems everyone has gone a little crazy around here lately.
(Stacy Warren) Right-- Well, moving on to tonight. You are in the main event in a grudge match against the PWR World Champion, Chaos Kid! Stemming from some heated words that the two of you exchanged on the message board.
(The Overtaker) The main event. Man, that feels good to say. You know Stacy, in all my years in this business, this is my first main event! Can you believe it? It’s finally time that I get to prove that I am worthy of being a mainstay.
(Stacy Warren) Well, what do you have to say to Chaos Kid based on your exchange on the message board?
(The Overtaker) Kid, the fact that you’re the World Champion of this company, sickens me. You carry that title like it means something to you, then you turn around and insult this company and everyone who runs it. Calling it “Mickey Mouse” and what have you. The fact that your even champion now is a disgrace to everyone in this company, especially the great names that have held that title before you, people like, Primetime Punisher, and Cruncher!
(Stacy Warren) And to Chaos Kid’s comments thinking you don’t belong here?
(The Overtaker) CK, you’re underestimating me. And you know what? I don’t mind that, because it will make the shock on your face all the more gratifying when I pin you tonight 1-2-3. Fair and square. You made comments about blood, and violence. And maybe the old me would have indulged, but not now. Now, I’m going to go out there and show everyone that I can get it done. And that I belong in the main event here in PWR.
(Stacy Warren) Well, keep in mind that Chaos Kid is undefeated.
(The Overtaker) I realize that. So was Ice Queen, and I took her down too. I’m going to beat you in a non-title match tonight Chaos Kid. And you can rest assured that that won’t be the end of it, because after your done with Punk, I’m coming for you. Tonight may be my first taste of the main event, but it sure won’t be my last.
(The Overtaker walks away.)
(Stacy Warren) There you have it! Later tonight, for the first time ever! It’s Chaos Kid vs. The Ove-
(Overtaker walks back into frame.)
(The Overtaker) How could I have forgotten? Chaos Kid, I’m going to take you over…
(He looks at Stacy.)
(Stacy Warren) To the other side?
(The Overtaker) That’s what I like to hear.
(The camera fades back out into the arena and Chris Cash at ringside.)
(Chris Cash) It looks like Stacy got to deal with the calmer version of The Overtaker this time. The man truly is Jekyll/Hyde, and you never really know which one you're going to be dealing with at any given time. The Overtaker will take on the PWR World Champion, Chaos Kid in our main event tonight, but right now it's time for Chris Craven to make the first defense of his PWR Hardcore Championship!
(“Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum begins to play over the PA, and out from the back steps Adam Radd to a good reaction from the crowd.)
(Chris Cash) The first man to take the ring tonight will be the hands down Radd-est superstar in PWR, Adam Radd! Radd came up empty in his pursuit of the World Tag Team Titles with his partner Flash, so now it seems he'll try his hand at singles gold! Radd is a very accomplished star, as he PWR bio definitely states. He's going to be very dangerous here tonight in the Hardcore environment.
(Radd enters the ring as “Little Weapon” by Lupe Fiasco begins to play over the PA, and out from the back steps the former Hardcore Champion, Taker of Darkness to a series of boos.)
(Chris Cash) Speaking of dangerous men, this is the definition of one. The former two-time PWR Hardcore Champion, Taker of Darkness! Taker made it to round two with one of his opponents here tonight in Fatal Fury in the Tag Team Title tournament before Fury lost his cool and caned Jacques Couteau giving the eccentric one a free ticket to the finals. The volatility in this contest should be quite high!
(ToD joins Radd in the ring as “Out of My Way” by Seether blares out over the loudspeakers, and from behind the curtain steps Fatal Fury with Singapore cane in hand!)
(Chris Cash) We heard from Fatal Fury early on tonight, and he made it very clear that he's not happy. This is the perfect environment to let out some aggression however! Fury looks ready to crack some heads with that Singapore cane! Can Fury claim the gold here tonight?
(Fury stands on the outside of the ring, clutching that Singapore cane in hand as “Stronger” by Kanye West hits over the PA, and out walks the PWR Hardcore Champion, Chris Craven! Craven stands atop the ramp, holding the Hardcore Title high as the crowd cheers.)
(Chris Cash) It's going to be a tough row to hoe here tonight for the defending champion, that’s for sure. Craven won the title in a six pack, so he is definitely no stranger to the idea of a numbers disadvantage. Craven is going to have to keep his head on a swivel if he wants to leave Detroit still the Hardcore Champion! Fatal Four Way for the Hardcore Title! Let's get to it!
Fatal Four Way Match for the PWR Hardcore Championship
(ch)Chris Craven vs Fatal Fury vs Taker of Darkness vs Adam Radd
The match gets off to an inauspicious start for the current champion as the bell rings, as Fury swings with that Singapore cane and cracks it across the back of Craven as he stands on the ring apron! Craven crumbles down on the apron and rolls to the floor. Fury pulls back with the cane once more and cracks it over Craven's head this time! The crowd cringes as the sickening shot connects with Craven's cranium! Meanwhile in the ring, Taker of Darkness throws his weight around, beating down on the Radd one! ToD crushes Radd with an avalanche in the corner, before heading to the outside. ToD flips up the ring apron and he pulls out a steel chair, throwing it into the ring! Craven pulls himself up using the ring steps, but Fury is locked onto him! Fury measuring up, Craven turns and Fury swings! He comes up empty! Fury breaks his cane across the steps! Craven spins Fury around, Craven DDT on the floor! High impact maneuver from the champion! ToD back in the ring and picking up the chair! ToD sizing up Radd! Radd pushing to his feet, he turns and quickly cuts off ToD with a kick to the midsection, narrowly avoiding disaster! Radd off the ropes as ToD stands back up, Superkick into the steel chair! ToD rocked and he's been busted open by the chair shot! Well timed move from Radd! Radd with a lateral press, broken up by Craven at two! Craven pulls Radd to a stand, hooks him for an attempt at a suplex, but can't get the man up! Radd turns it around and he's in prime position! Radd takes Craven into the air and drops him back first on the steel chair! That's gotta sting! Fury getting back to his feet and he takes a peek under the ring, and he pulls out a backup Singapore cane! Fury into the ring, Radd gingerly getting back to his feet and Fury swings and cracks the cane over Radd's head! Radd drops like a stone! Fury with the cover, 1....... 2........ broken up by Taker of Darkness! ToD stopping his partner in the tournament and his chances in this Hardcore Title match! Fury rolling to the apron and to relative safety as ToD pulls Radd to a stand. ToD rocking Radd with right hands, backing him to the ropes. ToD with an Irish whip, sending Radd into the ropes. ToD drops his head, and Radd stops short, connecting with a kick to the upper chest! ToD snaps back and Radd steps back, looking for the superkick, but he misses! ToD turns around, Radd turns and ToD goes for the big boot and it finds it's mark, but not on Radd! Fury hit after Radd ducks! Fury sails off the apron and crashes into the barricade! ToD turned around, Radd hits the superkick on ToD again! Radd with the cover, 1..... 2..... broken up with a chair by the champion! Radd rolls away, grabbing at his damaged back! Craven has the chair in hand, waiting to level ToD! ToD standing, Craven swings and misses! Craven goozled by ToD and he drops the chair! ToD switches it up and he picks Craven up for the Tombstone! ToD turns and hits LIGHTS OUT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! ToD covers, 1....................... 2............................ 3! We have a new Hardcore Champion!
Winner by pinfall at 9:25 and NEW PWR Hardcore Champion - Taker of Darkness
(Chris Cash) What a brutal match! A hard fought win here tonight for Taker of Darkness, who is now a three time PWR Hardcore Champion!
(ToD rolls out of the ring and Chris Craven is shown lying down on the canvas, still obviously hurt from a grueling match. Suddenly, Chaos Kid who is holding a chair comes through the crowd and jumps over the barrier and into the ring! Chaos Kid circles around the prone Craven, before unexpectedly dropping the chair! Surprisingly, CK kneels down to Craven and holds out his hand towards the former Hardcore Champion. Chaos Kid helps Craven to his feet, and Chaos Kid raises Craven’s arm and smiles. The crowd starts to applaud Craven’s effort in the Hardcore match, but it quickly turns to boos as suddenly, the World Champion clotheslines Craven! CK grabs the chair and goes to town on Craven’s back!)
(Chris Cash) What the hell is going on here?
(CK puts the chair under Craven head, and goes out of the ring and grabs a chair from the timekeeper! CK slides back inside and without hesitation, slams the chair against the head of Craven, busting him wide open! Chaos Kid drags a limp Craven up, pulling him into a front face lock. CK pauses for a moment before dropping Craven with a DDT on the steel chair!)
(Chris Cash) Someone get out here and break this up! Chaos Kid has lost it!
(Chaos Kid rolls outside of the ring, and as he's showered with a chorus of boos, he grabs the mic. CK slowly climbs back in the ring, and lies next to Chris Craven's prone body.)
(Chaos Kid) Today, this isn’t Chris Craven.
(Chaos Kid pulls the hair of Craven to raise his head, showing the blood covering his face.)
(Chaos Kid) Today, this person is called PK Punk. Punk will not survive the Street Fight, and I will show you why.
(Chaos Kid drags Chris Craven closer to the corner, and then rolls outside. CK lifts up the apron and pulls out garbage can and throws it inside the ring. Chaos Kid steps back inside the ring, placing Craven’s head inside the can and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle!)
(Chris Cash) What the hell is this now?
(The crowd is booing and jeering CK, but then they get eerily quiet as Chaos Kid leaps off the turnbuckle and delivers a Chaos Drop! CK's knees crush the can, smashing Craven inside! CK crawls his way toward the mic he left in the ring.)
(Chaos Kid) See you in Toronto, Punk.
(CK drops the mic and rolls his way to the ropes and out to the floor. CK shakes out his legs from the impact of the Chaos Drop, as multiple EMT's make their way to the ring to check on the status of Chris Craven. CK gives off a wicked grin as the EMT's pass him by.)
(Chris Cash) Just sickening. We've got to go to break. We'll be right back.
(The camera fades off Chaos Kid to commercial.)
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AND NOW, BACK TO THE ACTION!
(The camera comes back from commercial and takes us outside the Joe Louis Arena to PK Punk, who is seen sitting towards the top of the huge set of stairs outside the arena.)
(PK Punk) It would appear to me that my opponent for The Border Battle seems to think that he can just go around jumping people from behind, and making examples of what he is going to do to me, while ducking the actual me, like a little bitch.
(Crowd cheers Punk calling the World Champion a female dog in heat.)
(PK Punk) He wants to try and make younger guys seem like they are nothing, while putting my face on them. Why? Because I’m a younger guy? I mean, I’ve only been in this business a little under 5 years, not long enough to throw a stick at. I mean my opponent, Captain Kalamity, has been in this business a hell of a lot longer than I have. I’m not going to deny that.
(Crowd laughs at Punk making fun of the world champion… for the second time…)
(PK Punk) But, whether he wants to admit it or not, I’m the best opponent he’s ever had. First time he faced me, it took interference to beat me. Then, the second time, it took him THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES to put me away. But now… now it’s different. This time, it’s a street fight. No technical wrestling… no headlocks… no wristlocks… a complete and total fight. A fight in the streets of Toronto. Hell, if it even stays there. It could end up right here, on this flight of stairs outside of The Joe.
(Crowd chants “Let’s Go Red Wings”.)
(PK Punk) You see, I’ve never been big on “limits”. Stronger, Higher, Faster, that’s what I’m about. If a guy hits me, I’ll hit him harder. Knock me down? I’ll get back up. Chaos, you might as well try and repeat the finish to the empty arena match between Mankind and The Rock, because THAT is the only way you’re gonna keep me down long enough. I get it, this is my last chance. Truth be told, I’m shocked I’m even getting this shot, I figured my other match was it. But no, certain people thought that, since I gave you the match of a LIFETIME, that I deserved one more chance. You may not like it, I may be shocked I got it, but there is NO WAY IN HELL you’re beating me a third time.
(“Next World Champ” is heard throughout the arena… haven’t we heard this before?)
(PK Punk) I know, some people probably don’t like that, despite losing the first time, I’m getting a second consecutive chance at the World Title as number 1 contender. I know there’s a lot of guys in the back that think they deserve their chance over me. Maybe some of them do, maybe some of them don’t. Guys like Taker of Darkness, guys like Nardie, guys like my opponent tonight BB Blayze.
(Punk would snicker.)
(PK Punk) Look, this all ends in Toronto. After the street fight, the entire game changes. Anyone that wants a shot at the title, has a damn good chance at getting one. Get in line now, guys. Take your numbers and be ready. Once that bell rings in Toronto, and I am declared the new World Heavyweight Champion, everything changes.
(Crowd cheers at the prospect of Punk becoming the new champion.)
(PK Punk) Unlike my opponent that night, who continues to duck me, I will duck NOBODY. You have something to say about me? Come find me, look me dead in the eyes and say it straight to my face. That way, if I have something to say back, you’ll be right there to hear it. You wanna find me to slap me in the face? I’ll be easy to find, and will have no problems taking one to my kisser. But, know this, I’m a believer in eye for an eye. So, if you slap me, expect a slap right back in YOUR face. I know the old saying “an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind”. But I have no problem in walking around with a seeing eye dog if it means I’ll get to keep that World Title around my waist.
(Continues breaking up this long winded speech by letting the crowd cheer.)
(PK Punk) I know, I’m sounding like I won the title already, and I haven’t. But, quite frankly, going against someone like Chaos Kid, if you don’t have the confidence, you’re already behind. You need that confidence, and you need to show that you aren’t afraid to get down a dirty. He’s always the same guy, straight-forward, in your face, pulls no punches. Now, in Toronto, in what will be my final shot at the title, I get to show his ass how down and dirty I can be… Get your minds out of the damn gutter, ok? I’m trying to make a point. Toronto WILL be the end of this, come one way or another. And trust me when I say this, whether I walk out, am stretchered out, or I’m choppered out, I AM getting out of there WITH the World Heavyweight Championship on my shoulder.
(PK Punk walks back towards the arena to get ready for his match. The camera fades off Punk to the interview area, where Lizzie McFadden is standing by.)
(Lizzie McFadden) Please welcome my guest at this time, Scott Kage!
(The crowd cheers as Kage enters the frame.)
(Lizzie McFadden) Scott, tonight you take on a long time star in this business in Flash. He's very accomplished, and he could stand in your way as you try and get another shot at Ice Queen's World Television Title.
(Scott Kage) You're right Lizzie. Flash is one of the greats. Multiple time World Champion. List of accomplishments a mile long. You might think that kind of resume could put his opponents in a state of panic as they're about to go against him, but that panicked opponent won't be me. I thrive on these kinds of challenges Lizzie. Flash, you don’t talk much, and I’m the same way. We like to save it for the ring. So let's go out there and tear it up. Let the chips fall where they may. One way or another, I will get to where I want to go. My path may be short, it may be long, but I will end up at the ultimate destination, and that's being the PWR World Champion. Mark my words on that one, Lizzie.
(Lizzie McFadden) Thanks for the time Scott. Good luck tonight.
(Scott Kage) Thanks Lizzie.
(The camera holds on Kage as he takes off for the arena, before switching us to Stacy Warren who is now seen standing backstage in front of a PWR logo backdrop.)
(Stacy Warren) Hello there, ladies and gentlemen. Any second now, I should be able to get a word from PWR mainstay, Jacques Couteau.
(Right on cue, Jacques walks briskly… past the camera.)
(Stacy Warren) Uh, okay. Couteau passing up a camera is very unusual. Excuse me, Jacques?
(The aspiring actor responds from offscreen.)
(Jacques Couteau) Yeah?
(Stacy Warren) Where are you off to in such a rush? We have an interview scheduled for this slot.
(Jacques Couteau) Was that today?
(The journalist bristles at this.)
(Stacy Warren) Today is the only day the company has a show scheduled!
(Jacques Couteau) All right, then.
(Jacques walks back onscreen and mugs for camera.)
(Jacques Couteau) Well, miss, ask away.
(Stacy Warren) Thank you for taking the time to speak to us.
(Jacques Couteau) Anything for my adoring public, but can we make this quick? I have to go get some children’s chewable aspirin.
(Stacy Warren) Still can’t handle the real thing, eh?
(Jacques Couteau) It’s for my tag partner, Miss Smarty Pants. Action Jacques is in a bad way right now.
(Stacy Warren) Your... action figure is sick?
(Stacy seems to come to a sudden realization and then buries her face in her hands.)
(Stacy Warren) Please don’t tell me you’re going to claim that…
(Jacques Couteau) (interrupting) In fact, his illness is the major contributing factor to our failure to win the tag titles in the tournament final. You didn’t think I was carrying the team just for fun, did you?
(Stacy Warren) Well, there’s another reason you were doing that, but you seem to be ignoring it. So what you’re trying to say is that you went through three glorified handicap matches that night all because Action Jacques has the sniffles?
(Jacques Couteau) An amazing feat, no?
(Stacy Warren) Well, yes, actually, but that’s not my point.
(Jacques Couteau) I’m a compassionate man, Stacy. If my partner is laid up, I will take on the brunt of the work involved in pushing our way to glory. Carrying him to the ring on a velvet pillow in the finals was not just great showmanship. It also let him get some much-needed rest while waiting in the corner. I was hoping he’d at least manage to break up a pinfall or two if need be, but such is life. I don’t hold it against him, really. I just know that the next time we have an opportunity at those titles, he’ll be at 100% and there will be nothing standing in our way. We could have gotten some good practice against one of the other lackluster teams in this company tonight, but I convinced Synyster to give him the night off to recuperate. Will that be all?
(Stacy Warren) Yes. I believe we’ve just learned more than we had intended.
(Jacques Couteau) Then I must be off!
(Jacques departs apace, leaving the interviewer scratching his head.)
(Stacy Warren) Yes, you certainly must.
(The camera transitions from a befuddled Stacy back inside the arena, and to Chris Cash at ringside.)
(Chris Cash) So Action Jacques feeling a bit under the weather, apparently. I hope it’s not serious enough to lead to plastic surg… dammit, no, I’m not going to say it. Let’s just get to the next match.
(“Coming Undone” by Korn rings out over the PA, and out from the back steps Scott Kage to a great reaction from this Detroit crowd!)
(Chris Cash) Turning his attention back to singles action here tonight is Scott Kage! Kage came up short in his quest to become the Television Champion at Second City Showdown, and this match here tonight could go a long way to getting him another shot at the gold, currently held by Ice Queen. Kage will face strong competition here tonight however.
(Kage enters the ring and takes to his corner as “From The Inside” by Depswa begins over the PA, and out steps long-time fan favorite, Flash! Flash gets a big ovation from the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) This man is always on the cusp of being in the conversation for the top singles titles here in PWR. Flash, coming off a less than successful partnership with Adam Radd in the tag team ranks, will look to take another step toward a title shot tonight. A win over Scott Kage will go a long way in making that happen.
(Flash enters the ring, and after the referee performs his checks, the bell rings.)
(Chris Cash) Here we go! I feel this will be an excellent contest.
Singles Match
Scott Kage vs Flash
A wrestling clinic. Three words summarize the action between these two former World Champions. Kage set out with the early advantage on Flash, stringing together move after move. Kage tried to put the match away early on with a massive superkick but being the cagey veteran that Flash is, Flash was able to counter with a big time powerbomb. Flash immediately balls Kage up for a pinning combination, only to get two. From that moment on, Flash was on a roll. The Pasadena, Maryland native was under the thumb of Flash with nowhere to go. Fisherman’s Suplex scored a two-count as well as a high-and-tight brainbuster that seemed to concuss Kage, but just lightly scrambled him. As the first AOW World Champion set his sights on victory with a cradle piledriver, Kage caught Flash off-guard and took him down and over with a folding press. The crowd builds as the referee counts; ONE…TWO… and on the count of 3, Flash gets the shoulder up. Both men would work to their feet and Kage would score with a huge superkick that would rock but not drop Flash. Kage would then hoist Flash overhead for a DVD, but Flash would spin out at the last second and have him hooked in a suplex grip. Flash instinctively hoisted Kage up and drove him down with the Falcon Arrow to signify the end!
Winner by pinfall at 7:57 - Flash
(Chris Cash) A big time victory for Flash, and a big blow dealt to the Television Title hopes of Scott Kage! Can he recover from this to earn another crack at gold?
(Kage pushes himself up off the mat, turning to Flash. Kage extends his hand, offering congratulations to the victorious Flash. Flash extends his hand, accepting the handshake.)
(Chris Cash) Great sportsmanship shown by both these classy men here tonight! I'm sure we'll see these two tangle again down the line, and the stakes next time might just be a bit higher!
(The camera switches us from the handshake between Flash & Scott Kage to a backstage shot of Synyster's executive assistant, Raven Jones! Raven walks into catering, and she sees Big Bad Nardie eating spaghetti in Nashville Predators jersey, which elicits a huge chorus of boos from this raucous Detroit crowd.)
(Raven Jones) Why am I not surprised. Nardie what the hell?!
(Big Bad Nardie) Seems like no matter what, I can't eat in peace. What do you want?
(Raven Jones) It's kinda important Nardie, that if your boss calls you to answer the damn call.
(Big Bad Nardie) What do you want?
(Raven Jones) First of all back up. You don't intimidate me. The mandate....
(Big Bad Nardie) Wait Rave, wait. There was something I wanted to tell you, now what the hell was it? Oh yeah, I don't care. I don’t care about the stupid little mandate that Syn passed down. I’m telling you, and you can go tell him, that I'm going to what I want when I want to. So if you don’t mind, I have a Television Champion to whip.
(Nardie takes his food and brushes by an irate Raven.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Oh, I’m sorry. How selfish of me. Coming up here in catering, you must have been looking for something to eat. Where are my manners?
(Nardie pours the spaghetti over Raven's head! The crowd gasps in shock as Nardie dumps the entire plate!)
(Raven Jones) Son of a Bitch!
(Big Bad Nardie) That’s what you get for ruining my meal. But, I am just so damn sorry Raven. I hope me ruining your outfit isn't too "upsetting”.
(Nardie chuckles and walks away, leaving Raven covered in noodles and tomato sauce. The camera cuts quickly back into the arena, as “Inside The Fire (Instrumental)” by Disturbed begins to play over the PA, and out walks BB Blayze to a massive pop from the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) That Nardie is such a jerk! He just dumped his food all over the stunning Raven Jones! Is there any depths this man won't sink to? Speaking of Nardie, here comes a man who's been embroiled in a heated feud with the aforementioned Nardie in BB Blayze. Last time on Full Throttle, Nardie issued a challenge to Blayze for a Submission Match at The Border Battle! Will we get our answer from Blayze here tonight? It looks like Blayze is asking for a mic, so it seems as so! Let's see what Blayze has to say!
(Blayze motions for the crowd to die down, and then he begins to speak.)
(BB Blayze) On the last Full Throttle, a Big Bad Nobody issued out a challenge for a submission match. Nardie, you have got a lot of nerve challenging me to a match after I have been demanding a rematch for two months. Also, you think just because you and that nutcase Overtaker screwed me out of the Tag Title tournament, you can challenge me? Why should I even accept your challenge??? Honestly what would the match prove??? You can’t measure up to me in any way, shape or form. I’m better than you and everybody knows it! So hotshot, you want a submission match against me?? You know what…you got it!
(The crowd cheers at the acceptance.)
(BB Blayze) You want this match so bad?? I am going to make sure you regret your challenge. I’m going to make sure I break your heart, break your leg, and break your spirit all in the same match. You claim that you have such a great record against me. In our submission match, I’ll kick your ass when it really counts. Face it, Nardie, in this match I’m going to make you my bitch!
(Blayze drops the mic and the crowd cheers wildly! “Inside The Fire (Instrumental)” begins to play once again, as Blayze would start to hype up the crowd!)
(Chris Cash) Well, it looks like we have our answer! Blayze accepts the terms for a Submission Match at The Border Battle! This card is shaping up to be huge! Speaking of huge matchups, we have another one up next! BB Blayze takes on PK Punk! Stay tuned!
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(The camera comes back from commercial and we come right back in the arena as “Living in a Dream” by Finger Eleven roars out over the PA, and out walks the challenger for the PWR World Championship at The Border Battle, PK Punk! Punk hits the arena to a massive ovation from the sellout crowd in Detroit!)
(Chris Cash) Well, a big ovation for both of these two from this crowd. This should be a hotly contested match between these two, and one that I have anticipated to happen since both confirmed they were going to be full time members of the PWR roster. Now let’s get this one under way!
Singles Match
BB Blayze vs PK Punk
The two of them come to the middle of the ring and shake hands, a little show of respect here before the match. They now come and tieup hard in the middle of the ring, go behind by Punk countered into a side headlock from Blayze, side headlock takeover, but Punk with a grounded head scissors. Blayze nips up and we stand off to applause. We go through two more quick sequences as neither competitor is getting the early advantage in this match. Finally, a slip up by Punk causes Blayze to take control with a neckbreaker. Punk is up near the ropes when Blayze charges and takes him up and over the top with a big time clothesline! He then hits the far ropes, SUICIDE DIVE! But Punk dodges and Blayze lands chest first on the announce table at ringside! Punk slides him back into the ring and follows; he delivers a knee drop and covers for a two count. Both are up and Punk delivers two straight vertical suplexes and once again only gets a two count, he applies a grounded rear headlock with body scissors. Blayze is trying to rally the crowd behind him, he gets to his feet and runs to the corner, crushing Punk there. Blayze goes to the middle of the ring and turns into a flying crossbody from Punk! But Blayze rolls through to cover for 2! They go back and forth with a couple near falls and the crowd is hot for this match as both are putting it all into this matchup. They both get up and charge, double clothesline taking them both down at the six minute mark, the crowd is cheering them on the get back to their feet. They eventually do and trade some punches, Blayze really gets some shots in on Punk until PK dodges one and catches an arm, trapping Blayze and taking him down in the Anaconda Vice on the mat! Blayze looks like he’s in pain, but rolls through for a two count and break! They both get up and Punk with a kick to the gut, he tries a knee facebuster, but Blayze stops it and rolls through with a jackknife pin! But he still gets just a two count! Punk gets to his feet and backs to the corner, Blayze charges in and does a handstand but Punk sees the move coming and tosses Blayze off to the center of the ring on his chest! As Blayze stands, Punk with a Superkick! NO! Blayze ducks and grabs Punk, Reign of Fire! Out of nowhere! 1-2-3!!!
Winner by pinfall at 9:57 - BB Blayze
(Chris Cash) On the first edition of Full Throttle I called it an upset when Big Bad Nardie knocked Blayze out of the first round of the Television title tournament; well tonight I am going to call this one an upset. This was another setback for PK Punk on his quest to become the PWR World Champion here tonight as he continues to struggle. We’ll see how all this pans out at The Border Battle. We’ll be right back with more in ring action as Weapon X and Jacques Couteau will do battle right after we hear from another PWR roster member backstage!
(Instead of a backstage promo, we cut backstage to PWR Creative Head and AOW World Champion Jacob “Ace” Davis walking backstage in a shirt and tie, no suit coat now. He walks up and approaches the door to the office of Synyster! He walks into the office, cameras are not let inside but do catch the first line Davis says.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) So, I have an idea….
(Cameras cut away from Syn's office door, leaving us wondering what conversation is taking place, and we transition to see Big Bad Nardie in his locker room, talking to himself. Nardie sees the cameraman and walks over.)
(Big Bad Nardie) You can stay. Seeing as my rep around here is bad, I can assure you nothing is going to happen.
(Nardie walks over to a chair a sits down.)
(Big Bad Nardie) See, I'm ready. Ready to move on with my career. I'm not a fuckin' rookie. I'm a veteran. I am PWR! I'm kinda sad to say this, but it's been 2 years since I've been a World Championship. Two long, frustrating years. Right now, I've been unleashing my frustration on anyone and everyone near me. It never seems that I get my due in any company. There's always someone they say is ready to pass me by. Anointed the next big thing. A PK Punk, an Ice Queen, a Guy, hell a BB Blayze. Never Big Bad Nardie. This company.... and most importantly, you people need to wake up! Wake up and see what's in front of you is the greatest piece of wrestling talent today. The best virtual sports entertainer in the world. You fools may say, well, if you're so great Nardie, where's your belt? You know what I say? I don't need one tonight. I don't need the TV Title or the Hardcore Title, the Tag Titles or the fuckin' AOW Title. I am here for the PWR World Heavyweight Championship. I am the face of this company. Not Queen, Overtaker, Punk, Kid or Syn himself.
(Nardie begins to chuckle.)
(Big Bad Nardie) See, but here's the best part. I'm going to destroy your heroes and when I say all, I mean all. It started with Raven at the first Full Throttle. It continues with Ice Queen tonight. No DQ, no countout, no excuses. No way to dodge what you got coming to you. But Queenie, no disrespect, but you are just an appetizer. Blayze, you are the main course. You know, I don't think you thought my offer through, or you wouldn't have accepted it. There can be no fluke pin fall. No, Blayze, you will have to take my soul to win this.
(Nardie stands to exit the locker room, then pauses to look directly into the camera.)
(Big Bad Nardie) Blayze, I will never submit to you. At The Border Battle in Toronto, the face of PWR will be one step closer to upsetting the wrestling world. You're welcome!
(The camera transitions off the very smug Big Bad Nardie and back into the arena. “Fear” by Disturbed begins playing over the loudspeakers and out walks Weapon X to a mixed reaction. Chris Cash would once again pick up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Here comes one half of the brand new PWR World Tag Team Champions, Weapon X! Weapon X and his partner Ice Queen went through three big matchups and at the end of the night, were standing tall as the new champions! Tonight, Weapon X takes on the man who stood across from his team in the finals, and a man who is definitely looking for another shot at the belts!
(Weapon X enters the ring as “You Oughta Be In Pictures” by Rudy Vallee rings out over the PA and into the arena steps the Regina, Saskatchewan native, Jacques Couteau! Couteau once again has the lackey bringing his “ill” tag team partner, Action Jacques on the velvet pillow.)
(Chris Cash) It looks like Action Jacques will be here in a supporting role here tonight, as stated earlier by Jacques himself, Synyster has given AJ the night off. Wait, is that what I think it is? Does Action Jacques... have a mini-Snuggie on?
(Couteau motions for the lackey to stand at ringside as Jacques enters the ring. Jacques removes his ring coat and passes it off to a ringside attendant.)
(Chris Cash) Just when I think I’ve seen it all, haha. Couteau versus Weapon X, up next!
Singles Match
Weapon X vs Jacques Couteau (w/Action Jacques)
From the opening bell, loud Action Jacques chants rang throughout the Joe, getting under the skin of Weapon X. The fans are very vocal, voicing their opinions as to who the true PWR World Tag Team Champions should be. Couteau would go for a handshake, but Weapon X would blatantly break the rules, raking the eyes of Jacques! Blinded, Weapon X goes right to a brawling mindset, clubbing the smaller Couteau about the spine and sides, rattling the kidneys and the liver with each shot. The Detroit crowd boos at each shot, all the while, Jacques’ miniature mannequin sits atop his comfy pillow. With Couteau down on his knees, Weapon X plants him with a DDT. X makes the cover but only gets two. The camera pans to AJ in the corner, and the crowd gets back on the side of Couteau! ½ of the PWR World Tag Team Champions is furious with AJ and screams towards the action figure in the corner giving Couteau time to recover. As Weapon X turns around, Jacques is still on his knees, begging for his life! X moves in closely and the referee turns his head towards AJ. Low blow by Jacques drops X to his knees! Couteau gets up to his feet and hits the ropes. On the rebound, Couteau leaps and catches X right in the face with a dropkick, only to pick up a two-count. Couteau looks to steamroll on and pull X up to his feet, but Weapon X is much too large. X shoves Jacques off the ropes and takes his head off with a clothesline! Couteau looks D.O.A. Weapon X looks down at Couteau but then turns his attention to AJ once more! Slowly and methodically, Weapon X moves towards Action Jacques. Weapon X is facing the corner, and Couteau sees it. Charging in, Couteau drives a spear right through the back of Weapon X! It’s a modified version of The Shoulder Blade! X backs up and Couteau is right there with a school boy for the 1-2-3!
Winner by pinfall at 7:12 - Jacques Couteau
(Chris Cash) A big win for Jacques Couteau here tonight! He puts himself right back at the top of the list for a shot at the Tag Team Titles with a win over one half of the champions!
(As we see a concerned Jacques Couteau checking on his plastic likeness, cameras cut to the back, and we come up in the office of the Owner of PWR, Synyster! Syn is furiously looking through some papers, when the door swings open. Syn looks up from his work, and begins to chuckle.)
(Synyster) What in the blue hell happened to you?
(The camera pans across the room to show Raven Jones standing in the doorway, her dress and hair still stained with tomato sauce!)
(Raven Jones) That son of a bitch Nardie happened to me! I finally tracked his ass down, and I find him in catering. After he ignored everything I said, he dumped a plate of spaghetti on me!
(Synyster) Well, it is the food of champions, don’t you know?
(Syn begins to chuckle once again.)
(Raven Jones) Don't laugh, it isn’t funny!
(Syn gets up from his desk and walks around to Raven, who is visibly upset.)
(Synyster) Raven, perhaps better than any of us, you know how Nardie is. I am sorry I put you in the position for that to happen to you though. Sometimes, dealing with some of our superstars who aren't the most adult, if you know what I mean, takes a little more tact.
(Raven Jones) Yeah, no kidding.
(Syn reaches up and pulls a spaghetti noodle out of Raven's hair.)
(Synyster) Oh come on. This isn’t even the worst thing that’s happened to you this year. It's just a little embarrassing. This too shall pass.
(Raven Jones) I guess you're right.
(Synyster) Can you do me one more favor though? Can you just say “Now, that's Italian!”
(Syn starts to laugh heartily as Raven would smack him on his chest.)
(Raven Jones) I most certainly will not!
(Synyster) Come on! You gotta sound like Mario and Luigi though!
(Raven folds her arms and starts to pout as Syn continues to laugh. The camera fades off Syn and Raven to a pre-taped video. The video opens up in an old warehouse. Tools seemingly used for torture stained with dried blood lay around.)
(Voice) My old warehouse. This brings back memories. Beautiful, Bloody memories.
(The Overtaker steps into frame.)
(The Overtaker) Tonight. I have the World Champion. Chaos Kid, how naive you are to even consider stepping in the ring with me. I thought that as champion you would want to have a LONG and prosperous career.
(The Overtaker walks over to a tool bench.)
(The Overtaker) You know, I remember when you first came onto the scene in WWS. Back when I was ending the careers of men in those fabled Anarchy rules matches. And there you sat, jerking the curtain, and losing more often that not.
(He picks up a mannequin head.)
(The Overtaker) And now, all these years later, I make my return for the first time since WWS shut its doors, and I find you, the World Champion? Young ingrates like you at the top of the food chain, and the legends of my time, like Synyster, sitting atop a corporate ladder.
(He sets the head on a stand.)
(The Overtaker) Times have changed haven’t they? But one thing has not changed. And that is my brutality. I am still the violent man that I once was. I challenged you to a non-title match for one reason CK, and that’s because I knew it was the only way you’d accept, and you did. Making the single biggest mistake of your very short and overrated career.
(He now walks out of frame and returns with his rusted pickaxe in hand.)
(The Overtaker) Long overdue is the fact that I am in the main event. Long overdue is getting my hands on you. LONG OVERDUE IS YOUR EXISTANCE!
(He hurls the pickaxe’s pointed tip into the forehead of the mannequin.)
(The Overtaker) I don’t see you as a champion Chaos Kid. I still see you as that stupid kid losing in the opening match. And you say you don’t see me as a challenge? Maybe you’re right, Maybe I’m not a “challenge” maybe, I’m more of an end.
(He glares into the camera.)
(The Overtaker) I’m an end to you, and your time here at the top. I’m going to beat you tonight. Then, I’m going to bloody you. I’m going to mutilate you. I’m going to injure you. And I’m going to have a smile on my face the whole time.
(The runs the sharp part of the pickaxe across the palm of his hand slitting it open.)
(The Overtaker) Your blood will run tonight. And I will bathe myself in it.
(He rubs the blood from his palm over his face.)
(The Overtaker) And I will take you over…TO THE OTHER SIDE. And that is a side, my ill-fated opponent. Where Anarchy….reigns…supreme.
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(The camera comes back from commercial, and we go straight to the back. Dan Dexter is standing by.)
(Dan Dexter) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time... Ice Queen!
(The Queen steps into frame and the crowd cheers wildly! Queen smiles as the gold accentuates her shoulders.)
(Dan Dexter) Queenie, tonight you take on Big Bad Nardie. You defeated him in the finals to win the World Television Title, and you defeated him and Overtaker to make it to the finals of the World Tag Team Title tournament, which you eventually won. Before all that, Nardie challenged you to this No Countout, No Disqualification matchup. Any final thoughts before heading out there?
(Ice Queen) Not many. In truth, Big Bad Nardie isn’t much to think about. He's a bag of hot air. He talks a big game, and it seems to this observer, that he just can't get the job done. I’ve pinned him twice now here in PWR, once for the TV Title and again to advance to the Tag Team Tourney finals. Seemingly, all he can do is rough up a girl and stink up the joint with his hot garbage breath. Tonight, I am going to do what I do in that ring, and when it's all said and done, Nardie will be left crying after suffering another loss to The Queen.
(The crowd cheers Icey's comments as starts to head toward the gorilla position and the camera comes back up inside “The Joe” as the “SAW Intro” begins playing over the PA. The crowd rises to their feet in unison to boo as the SAW intro fades into “Things I Never Said” by Lupe Fiasco and out steps from the back Big Bad Nardie, who now steps onstage with the same Nashville Predators jersey from earlier. The theme is almost completely drowned out by the boos of this hostile Detroit crowd!)
(Chris Cash) This capacity crowd is really letting Nardie have it, and with good reason! After what he did to Raven Jones earlier tonight and with this obviously heat-seeking Predators jersey, it's no wonder really. Nardie issued this challenge last week, and now we get to see if maybe he bit off a little more than he can chew!
(Nardie enters the ring and makes motions toward the jersey, getting the crowd even more riled up as “Break The Ice” by Britney Spears hits over the PA, and out walks the only dual champion in PWR, Ice Queen to a huge pop!)
(Chris Cash) There she is folks, one half of the PWR World Tag Team Champions and the PWR World Television Champion, Ice Queen! The Queen was very confident in accepting the challenge from Nardie, she seems to think she has his number? In a no countout, no disqualification match however, the stakes are raised. And here we go! Nardie jumps Queen as she's getting into the ring! There's the bell, and this one is underway!
Grudge Match - No Countout, No Disqualifications
Ice Queen vs Big Bad Nardie
Nardie connects with a clubbing blow to the back of the Queen's head, dropping her to her knees as she enters the ring. Nardie putting the boots to Queen, finally kicking the Television Champion out of the ring. Nardie goes on the offensive, taking Queen and whipping her into the barricade! Queen hits hard in front of a group of her supporters, one even holding up an Ice Queen sign. Nardie quickly snatches the sign away from the fan, ripping it up in front of her. Nardie tosses the sign back at the fan in pieces before turning his attention back to the Queen. Nardie pulling Queen up, grabbing the arm in the process. Nardie Irish whips Queen straight into the ring steps! Queen howls out in absolute agony as Nardie looks on with a twisted grin stretched across his face. Nardie backs away, looking to perhaps put an exclamation point on this one early! Nardie charges Queen, looking to crush her into the steps, but Queen darts out of the way! Nardie crashes hard into the steps, tumbling over them and landing hard on the floor! Queen took a beating early on, but we could be witnessing a momentum shift right here! Queen feeding off the crowd, getting them behind her as she pushes to an unsure stand! Queen reaches under the ring and she fishes out a lead pipe! Queen closing in on Nardie as he tries to stand, and she clips the back of the leg! Nardie drops like a sack of potatoes! Queen taking out her frustrations on Nardie right now! Queen wildly swinging again and again with the pipe! Nardie trying to shield himself, but he's not doing that great of a job! Queen finally tosses the pipe away and the crowd lets her hear the cheers! Queen picks up a hobbled Nardie and rolls him back into the ring. Queen back in and she stomps away at the downed man. Queen pulling Nardie up his knees, hooks him and drives him into the mat with a snap DDT! Queen with the cover, 1............... 2............ KICKOUT by Nardie! Queen trying to keep the pressure on, but it doesn’t last forever as Nardie eventually connects with a quick knee to the midsection, cutting her off. Nardie hooks Queen and drops her with the Nardie Plex! Nardie with a cover and gets only a two count! Nardie pushes off the mat, slapping at the Queen's head! Nardie toying with the only dual champion in PWR right now! Nardie having his fun seemingly, as “Let Me Blow Your Mind” by Eve featuring Gwen Stefani hits over the PA! That's the music of Raven Jones! Nardie's attention turned to the ramp, and he's waiting for Raven to appear! Raven's theme quickly shuts off, and Nardie smiles wide! Nardie turns and the Queen is there! Queen with the Bitch Twist! Queen with the lateral press, 1....................... 2........................... 3! Nardie is defeated by Queen once again!
Winner by pinfall at 12:34 - Ice Queen
(Chris Cash) Nardie takes his eye off the ball once again, getting a little too overconfident there and it cost him! Nardie falls to Ice Queen once again! Queen makes a quick getaway and Nardie is livid!
(Camera fades to the back as Nardie's tantrum continues, and we see Chaos Kid standing in front of a PWR banner with the PWR World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.)
(Chaos Kid) So last week, it was announced that yours truly will be facing one again PK Punk. However, the boy wonder has chosen a Street Fight to face me. I guess he figures that he cant beat me in a standard wrestling match, and that he might have an advantage when we go hardcore.
(Chaos Kid pauses and rubs the title with his palm of his hand and whispers “hardcore”, and start to giggle to himself, recalling his assault earlier tonight.)
(Chaos Kid) It goes to show that you don’t know me, and when you get your last chance at my title, you’d wished that you never played the game we are about to play.
(Chaos Kid looks at the camera.)
(Chaos Kid) Whilst we are on the subject of games; do you think The Overtaker knows anything about game play, or is he too stupid to know when he got a good thing? I mean come on, he had two damn tag team partners last week, and not too bad ones at that. Then he screws both over, and comes away with nothing. I know that he’s in the main event against me, and he will see this as his chance to make a name for himself, by getting a W in his win column. Then again, I know being the champ put a target on my back for everyone to become famous by defeating me.
(Chaos Kid rips down the PWR banner.)
(Chaos Kid) I don’t know whats wrong the PWR management, but calling this a damn grudge match, when I’ve got no damn history with the guy. Just shows what kind of mental morons I’ve been working for. I don’t give a damn about PWR and what it stands for, I only care about the money and the glory and that’s only comes with holding this piece of crap. Beware PWR, you think I got a target on my back then I’m not the only one.
(Chaos Kid walks off, as Chris Cash picks up on commentary.)
(Chris Cash) Chaos Kid versus The Overtaker, the main event is next!
(Camera fades to the final commercial of the evening.)
PROMOTIONAL CONSIDERATION HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY THE FOLLOWING:
AND NOW, BACK TO THE ACTION!
(The camera comes back from commercial and we focus on Chris Cash at ringside.)
(Chris Cash) Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening. We’ve heard from both participants already tonight and I for one am very excited for this matchup. Overtaker has put chinks in the armor of other undefeated superstars and tonight he has his shot at the World Champ!
(“Carmina Burana” by Carl Orff hits and out from the back to a pretty good face reaction is the Overtaker!)
(Chris Cash) We usually hear a pretty mixed reaction for this guy, but his sentiments tonight have made the crowd happy, no matter which Overtaker is out here, he wants to defeat Chaos Kid and the crowd definitely wants to see that.
(Overtaker stretches a little in the ring and hops around to not stiffen up right before this match begins. “Let Me Entertain You” by Robbie Williams hits and now out to boos from this capacity crowd comes the PWR World Champion, Chaos Kid.)
(Chris Cash) And boos abound for our world champion as he makes his way to the ring in his traditional black and yellow trunks. People don’t like Chaos Kid because he is cocky, brash and at times rude, but thus far in PWR he has backed it up with a perfect win/loss record on his hands. Let’s see if that can change tonight, as now both men are in the ring and we are ready to go here and now!
:::MAIN EVENT:::
Grudge Match
Chaos Kid vs The Overtaker
The two competitors come to the center of the ring and do not shake hands; they instead come face to face and are really talking some major trash in the middle of the ring before the match. Chaos Kid backs off and then is telling Overtaker to punch him in the jaw, really egging him on. Overtaker instead pushes CK back, this annoys CK who charges at him, but Overtaker takes him over to the other side (sorry, had to) of the ring with a hard drop toe hold. He grabs one of CK’s legs and rolls him onto his stomach; he has the leg and appears to be trying to lock an early submission on here! But CK uses the free foot to push his opponent off and back to the corner, Kid nips up and charges the corner, Overtaker ducks a clothesline attempt and flips CK over the ropes! But Chaos lands on his feet on the apron, OT turns but right into a stiff right hand from Chaos Kid. OT returns the favor and then hits the far ropes, he comes charging back looking to do a shoulder tackle through the ropes to knock CK down, but CK leaps off the apron and connects with a stiff kick right into the mush to block that one! Chaos Kid lands on the floor and Overtaker is laying chest first across the middle rope. CK slides into the ring and then comes to Overtaker; he connects with a stiff kick right into the ribs! Overtaker falls off the rope and lies on his back, CK then comes over and uses the bottom rope to get extra elevation on a leap as he stomps right into the ribs of Overtaker again! He drops down into a cover! 1…..2……Overtaker powers out! CK now pulls Overtaker up to a vertical base and applies an abdominal stretch; he is really focusing on that part of the body in this contest it appears. He delivers several stiff forearm blows to the area, as OT winces in pain. CK then converts the move into a big time pump handle slam! 1…2….Overtaker shoulders out a little less powerful this time. Chaos Kid looks a little frustrated and now the crowd is egging him on as he tries to bully the referee. Chaos Kid walks over towards Overtaker but gets rolled into a small package! 1….2…….CK kicks out! He turns and delivers a huge kick right to the midsection of Overtaker! Chaos Kid refocuses after that near stolen win from the Overtaker, he now goes over, El Magistral Cradle! 1…..2…….Overtaker kicks out again! CK pulls OT back up to his feet and grabs an arm, Irish whip to the corner, CK charges in at him at delivers a shoulder right into the gut! Overtaker slumps over in pain, CK then delivers three more shoulders right into the stomach as Overtaker is taking a lot of punishment here. CK then lifts Overtaker up and sits him on the top rope, CK follows him up and is looking to deliver a superplex as he hooks the arm. Overtaker knows he cannot take this punishment and battles off the hold, he shoves CK off and he lands on his back on the mat, Overtaker now stands on the top rope and leaps off with a Guillotine legdrop from the top rope! Both men are down now as Overtaker tries to crawl over for the cover, he finally does get on for a weak cover! 1…..2…….CK shoulder out at 2 and ¾!! Overtaker cannot believe it as he slowly makes his way back up to his feet, it’s still relatively early but he has already taken quite a bit of damage in this match. Both are back up now as Overtaker now backs Chaos Kid into a corner and hammers away with punches to the head and stomach. He continues to and seems to have snapped, the referee reaches a four count before he finally breaks. Overtaker takes a few steps back and puts the hands up to show he has broken his punching, he then abruptly charges in with a huge clothesline that knocks Chaos Kid down on the mat hard. He then looks around and drops to the mat and slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring, he grabs the leg of Chaos Kid and pulls him over towards the corner. He then whips the leg hard wrapping it around the steel ring post! He grabs it and then does it four more times!! He has snapped! Now he looks around as the crowd is getting fired up, he then points under the ring and they are really riled up now! He lifts up the ring apron and looks around, he fishes out THE RUSTED PICKAXE! This is not a no disqualification match! Overtaker slides into the ring with the weapon and stands, waiting for Chaos Kid to make his way to his feet after the flurry of damage to the knee. He is slow to get up and the Overtaker looks like a man possessed as he stands in the center of the ring waiting to use the weapon against him opponent. Chaos Kid is finally up, he turns and Overtaker swings the pickaxe! But stops before he hits Chaos Kid!! He looks around and then at the pickaxe with a puzzled look on his face, he drops it to the mat and then slides it to the apron with his foot. Chaos Kid gets in his face now and yells, “What the hell is wrong with you?” He then proceeds to slap Overtaker across the face! Overtaker looks stunned, he then charges, Lou Thesz press! He unloads with right hands to the head of Chaos Kid, he pops up and hits the ropes, standing Guillotine legdrop this time. Chaos Kid is on a knee and bails out of the ring to the outside to get space between himself and his opponent! Overtaker follows him out there by exiting an adjacent side of the ring, they meet outside and the two begin to trade punches back and forth as the referee continues to count both men out, Chaos Kid slams Overtaker face first into the guard rail and then slides in and then back out of the ring to break the count. He grabs Overtaker by the arm and Irish whips him towards the steel steps, reversed! Overtaker instead sends Chaos Kid crashing into the steps. Chaos Kid is seated with his back leaning against the steps, Overtaker charges with evil intentions in mind, but CK rolls out of the way and Overtaker runs knee and stomach first into the steps! He falls to the ground in pain, Chaos Kid stands and stomps away at the gut a couple more times before pulling Overtaker back up to his feet and sliding him back inside the ring. Chaos Kid climbs onto the apron and then heads over to the corner and ascends to the top rope, Overtaker slowly gets to his feet and turns right into a diving spear from Chaos Kid!! 1….2…….Kickout again by Overtaker! That had to do some significant damage to that area of emphasis. Chaos Kid looks frustrated after that wasn’t effective in ending the match, he now awaits Overtaker to stand again, as soon as he does he applies a half nelson and then delivers a half nelson facebuster to Overtaker, he covers again. 1….2…..Kickout by Overtaker! CK has a look now that he really wants to end this one, he pulls Overtaker back up to his feet and backs him to the ropes with a staggering European uppercut! He then whips him across, reversed by Overtaker, Chaos Kid bounces off the far ropes and runs right into a Big Boot from the Overtaker!! Overtaker now getting fired up again as Chaos Kid gets back to his feet, scoop slam from the Overtaker. Chaos Kid rolls back up again and this time Overtaker hooks him and delivers a Northern lights suplex! 1…….2……….Chaos Kid powers the shoulder off the mat! These two continue to go back and forth, both are feeling the effects as they are slow to rise to their feet, they both are up and charge with simultaneous clotheslines! The ref begins his count and both look like they aren’t getting up anytime soon as the grueling match is taking its toll on both, they get up at the count of eight and come to the center of the ring. Chaos Kid with a kick to the gut, Overtaker fires back with a chop to the chest! Kick, chop, kick, chop, kick chop, chop, chop! Overtaker backs Kid to the ropes and whips him across he charges and gets low, CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! NO!! Chaos Kid caught the arm and reversed it into a jumping armbreaker!! Overtaker holds his arm in pain as both get up, Chaos Kid charges again, but Overtaker with a back body drop! Chaos Kid rolls to his feet as Overtaker charges at him! Chaos Kid with an armdrag and then a legdrop across the arm! Overtaker is a little slow to get up but both are up on their feet and staring at one another when….the bell rings?!?!?
(Derek Daniels) Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that this match has gone to a fifteen minute time limit draw!!
Time Limit Draw
(Chris Cash) What?? Time limit draw?? I was really getting into that match and both men look like they could go another fifteen minutes at this rate. Well, I guess Overtaker has somewhat put a blemish on Chaos Kid’s perfect record, no win for him but a draw is not bad. Although it won’t mean anything in the immediate future, this has to put Overtaker on the short list of contenders for the PWR World Championship. But that’s all for tonight folks, I’m Chris Ca……
(Suddenly, the PWR Lead Commentator is cut off by “White Limo” by Foo Fighters and out from the back to a chorus of boos comes PWR Creative Head and AOW World Champion, Jacob “Ace” Davis with a microphone in hand.)
(Chris Cash) Now what on earth could he possibly have to say?
(As he is about to speak, Chaos Kid and Overtaker remain standing in the ring as the crowd continues to boo.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Trust me, when you hear what I have to say you won’t be booing me anymore. And this is not about the statement that Brandon $. Yelder made earlier tonight, I will be addressing him on the next edition of Full Throttle with my side of the story…AKA…the truth. But on to the business at hand, after what we’ve seen tonight and due to sentiments I have been hearing from corporate, around the locker room and from the great PWR fans I have taken it about myself to step up the game here in PWR. Syn and I had a discussion earlier tonight and he was hesitant at first, but eventually he knew that what I was saying was not just right, but also a great idea. You see the plan for PWR’s next pay per view, The Border Battle was to have Chaos Kid defend his PWR World Championship against PK Punk for a third time in a street fight! Well, let’s be honest, who really wants to see that match for a third time? And earlier tonight when Punk lost to BB Blayze one on one, it was just the icing on the cake for me. So I came up with a new idea. BB Blayze earlier tonight accepted a challenge to face Big Bad Nardie in a Submission match and that match is also not going to happen because of this idea.
(Crowd boos these announcements thus far.)
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) Hold on, hold on, I’m getting there. I know that people have been waiting to see Blayze and Nardie go one on one for a while now, and it actually still could happen. You see because all four of those men as well as the Overtaker, who just put on a hell of a display taking our PWR World Champion to a draw, will compete as five out of six men in an Elimination Chamber match for the PWR World Championship at the Border Battle!
(The crowd explodes at this mega announcement!)
(Chris Cash) Big announcement is an understatement; this match has the makings of one of the biggest in PWR history!
(Jacob “Ace” Davis) See? I told ya so. Now get the hell on out of here Detroit and come celebrate with the only champion that current calls this city home at the Old Shillelagh, yours truly, Jacob “Ace” Davis!
(Ace stands at the top of the ramp and holds the AOW title in the air as the crowd is buzzing big time to end the show.)
PWR FULL THROTTLE 4/30/12
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Special thanks to Tim Taylor aka B$Y for chipping in this week.