
In Memoriam
"Bad News" Allen Coage
1943-2007

In Memoriam
"Big Cat" Ernie Ladd
1938-2007

In Memoriam
"Golden Boy" Arnold Skaaland
1925-2007

("Testify" by Rage Against the Machine comes over the PA. The Circle of the Black Thorn emerge from behind the curtain and march to the ring. They enter and take microphones from their pockets and Shane Montez speaks first.)
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:::BACK TO RINGSIDE:::
(Shane Montez) So, I was sitting back relaxing this weekend when the phone rings. I pick it up and it is a friend of mine telling me that
Synyster is on the Rumor Rundown running his mouth about us. Good thing I TiVo everything wrestling. It gave me the chance to watch it and see what good old Syn had to lie about this time. So Mr. Production Guy, play the first clip.
(Clip starts playing.)
(Chris Cash) You must be talking about the situation with the Circle of the Black Thorn.
(Synyster) Of course. They are what they say they are and that's one big ass thorn in my side. It's really aggravating because they were my
friends. I'm not going down some sob story angle with this whole thing
so just bear with me. They were my friends for a long time. When BSY
and myself opened PWR, it was going to be a different kind of
experience, where people weren't going to get by on name alone. You
were going to earn your spots. The New Blood are prime examples of
that. Kros, Donovan and Kage have built their way to the top, because
they work their asses off. They all have a shot to become singles
champions this week. Guys like Flash, who will be challenging MJM for
the World Championship this week on Full Throttle. He made it to the
finals of the ID Tournament. He's a bright young star. Now we look at
the Circle. They're all complaining because they haven't gotten the
respect they feel they deserve. Call me crazy, but hasn't everyone in
that stable pretty much already held a PWR Title?
(Clip ends.)
(Terrell Yelder) So what? Because some members of our little group here have held some gold means that what we have been telling everyone isn't true? These people aren't buying your crap any more Synyster. We've held titles so surely you aren't holding any of us down.
(Mavick) That's a load of crap Syn. You know that you and Brandon have been holding us back. The sooner you come out and admit it and give us the props we deserve the sooner your lives will go back to normal. Until then we are going to continue to be the thorns in your side.
(Shane Montez) Let's move on to the next clip shall we.
(Clip plays.)
(Devin St. Jons) Not to seem like I am taking the side of the Circle, but MKY was undefeated for a good long while and had to win a
tournament to get a chance at a title. Terrell hasn't been here long enough, but MKY's story makes a good point. Your thoughts?
(Synyster) MKY was the one oversight. I agree with everything MKY
said. He's been overlooked for far too long. He's a great young talent, it's a shame he's had the old guard fill his head with such propaganda. Not too long ago, Chris will probably remember this, I was a mentor to young Marcus. It's a shame he got dragged down that road. Congrats to him on winning the ID title though. Hard fought
tournament. He beat alot of tough guys.
(Clip ends.)
(Shane Montez) That right there is our point. Marcus, you remember being "under Synyster's wing" don't you?
(Marcus K. Yelder) You mean pushed back in his shadow and held down? Yeah, I remember that. Letting him convince me that with him I would reach
new heights was the worst decision I ever made.
(Terrell Yelder) Roll the next clip.
(Clip plays.)
(Chris Cash) As we will see later, these next 2 cards have every
member of the Circle in a title match. You already announced Flash versus Mary-Jane Montez as well as all three members of the New Blood getting title shots. Tell us more about the decision to have both Shane and Mavick's singles titles defended in handicap matches.
(Synyster) Well, as you remember from Full Throttle this week, I told
Shane that he will defend the Rated R title at a site and an opponent or opponents at my discretion. You know, these guys have been talking about how the deck is always stacked against them, how the "man" is holding them down. Well, we're going to see how they react when the deck is really stacked against them. BSY and I have decided to call this "Stack the Deck" week. Usually a World Title match would close a
show. This week, MJM will open Full Throttle with that huge defense
against the young star Flash. And the Rated R & United States titles
will be defended in handicap matches. The Whoresmen will have to
really fight the odds this week to hold on to those titles. I wanted
to see how these men would react when the odds really were against
them. If they're going to be accusing us of doing these things anyway,
we might as well do it.
(Clip Ends.)
(Terrell Yelder) They decided to "Stack the Deck" against us this week?
(Shane Montez) Is that a new thing?
(Mavick) Hell no. Anyone remember someone having to defend a couple of titles with a broken damn ankle?
(Terrell Yelder) Then he had the nerve to say "if we are going to get accused of doing something we might as well do it".
(Christopher M. Paige) So all we have to do is accuse them of something and they will do it huh? Then I accuse them of having a man on man
love affair.
(MJM) That's sick. But I've heard things.
(Mavick) Yo I don't even want to think about what they do behind locked doors. Next clip.
(Clip plays.)
(Devin St. Jons) Shifting gears, how do you feel about the Pure Title finally changing hands?
(Synyster) Well, Duncan really established the standard for Pure
wrestling here in PWR. He did one hell of a job for almost 8 months as
Pure Champion. All things must come to an end though. PTP is an
excellent competitor and will do justice to the title. Duncan was off
his game in that match, I hope he can bounce back soon.
(Clip ends.)
(Terrell Yelder) Now some of you might be asking yourself what that clip has to do with us. I'll tell you. Lack of respect. True, Duncan
McCloud held the Pure Title for almost 8 months. The "Powers That Be"
want to proclaim him the greatest thing going. Whatever, Mavick over
here has held the US Title for almost 11 months. Where is his
recognition? Not coming from Synyster or Brandon.
(Mavick) 11 months people. Do the math, I'm 3 months better then McCloud and he is getting all the props from Synyster. That pissed me
off so I did a little homework. How many times did Duncan McCloud
defend that Pure Title in the 8 months he held it?
(Shane Montez) I'll say 8 times.
(Terrell Yelder) I'll go with 6.
(Mavick) Enough guessing because no one will get it right. In his great 8 month reign McCloud defended that title a whopping 3 times. 3
TIMES!!! And that makes him great? And the 3rd time he lost the damn thing.
(Terrell Yelder) Speaking of lack of respect. MJ over there has to
defend her World Title in the opening match.
(MJM) Never has any World Champion had to defend their
title in the opening match of a TV show. This isn't even a PPV. And I
know why this is. It's because Synyster and Brandon don't think I make
a good champion. They are making me fight first because I'm a woman.
The two of them are nothing more then sexist pigs.
(Terrell Yelder) Did anyone see what else was posted on the PWR
website? PTP became the first man to hold 2 singles titles in PWR.
(Shane Montez) Good for him. But Primetime Punisher is a "Prime" example of why we are together. I've been in PWR since the beginning.
That is almost 5 months longer then PTP. Do you know how many one on
one singles title matches I have had? Let's just say the outcome is
draped over my shoulder. I haven't had enough one on one opportunities
to even reach that mark. Now let's play this next clip.
(Clip plays.)
(Chris Cash) Yes, they have. Where do you sit on the PWR/Circle debate?
(Primetime Punisher) Well, I'm not trying to get in the middle of
things here, but I've always felt, if you want a title or a title
shot, win your matches and earn it. Not to toot my own horn, but you
could say I am an established name in this business, wouldn't you say?
(Devin St. Jons) Agreed.
(Chris Cash) No doubt.
(Primetime Punisher) Ok, so do you see me going around and demanding a title shot based on my name alone? No, you see me go out and bust my
ass and earn it. I'm not going to sit back on a reputation and hope
everything just comes to me. I work for it, and get that sense of
accomplishment when I get my shot. For being around for such a long
time, these guys have a lot to learn.
(Clip ends.)
(Terrell Yelder) You're not trying to get in the middle of things? You son of a bitch, you are main reason number 1 on the list of what we
are talking about. You want to come on a show and say "earn title
shots"? Match number f'n two in PWR was a World Title match for
you. You earned a shot at the top prize in PWR in one damn match?
(Shane Montez) Now you all see that what we have been saying is nothing but the truth. They want to tell everyone that "you have to earn you
shots", "name alone wont get you anywhere with us". The truth is we
are being punished because we came into PWR as their friends. We have
to scratch and claw to get shots around here while people like
Primetime Punisher walk in to PWR and are handed shots at titles. His
second match he is World Champion. Was he number 1 contender? Hell no.
He doesn't have to earn shots. Did he earn a shot at the Pure Title?
Of course not. How could he. That was his first ever Pure division
match.
(Terrell Yelder) Every week we come out here and tell the people the truth about what goes on around here. And every week people start
realizing that the "Powers That Be" are just ego driven power hungry
maniacs. Trust me when I tell you that it just isn't the fans that are
realizing this. Week after week the boys in the back are seeing
through your lies. Every week more and more of them are coming up to
us wanting to join in our mission. Don't be surprised if the ranks if
The Circle of the Black Thorn starts to grow.
(MJM) Now, let's get the action started. Flash get your
ass out here so I can kick the hell out of you.
(Mary-Jane Montez stays in the ring as the rest of the Circle of the
Black Thorn head to the back.)
(Chris Cash) Welcome to PWR Full Throttle fans, we've got a big night of action for you, and we just heard from the Circle of the Black Thorn, and they brought hard evidence with them this week, playing videos of some of Synyster's comments from this past week on the Rundown. Being unbiased, I will have to say this. They really tore PWR management a new one in the ring just now. That had to have opened some eyes. We're ready for our opening contest, let's head to the ring.
PWR World Championship Match
(ch)Mary-Jane Montez vs Flash
MJM is still in the ring after the promo as "From The Inside" by Depswa plays. The crowd erupts as Flash makes his way towards the ringside area. MJM has her belt off and history will be made tonight, as this is the first time that the PWR World Championship has been defended in the opening match of any PWR television broadcast. Flash slides into the ring and MJM looks ready. The referee calls for the bell, expecting the action to be quick but MJM makes a quick retreat to the outside; the match is officially underway! MJM is out of the ring and is slowly walking around but Flash is outside and is giving chase! MJM doesn't know it and the crowd is getting excited! Flash pushes MJM and she goes shoulder first into the post and takes a seat on the ring stairs. MJM rests and Flash gives her no relaxation as he superkicks her off the stairs. MJM rolls backwards off them and lands hard on the floor mats. The crowd starts to chant Flash's name as Flash goes after the champion. The referee, from the inside of the ring, yells at the combatants to enter the ring and Flash gets right on the job by rolling MJM back under the ropes and into the ring and then jumping up onto the apron and getting back into the ring himself. MJM backing away from Flash, begging off and Flash is ignoring her as he follows her in and pulls the World Champion up by her hair. Flash backs MJM to the ropes, Irish whip in, MJM off the ropes and Flash connects with a back elbow, taking the champion back down to the mat. Flash quickly with the lateral press, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by MJM! Flash grabs MJM by the hair, and pulls her back to a standing base once again. Flash hooks MJM by the head and lifts her into the air, and drops her with the stalling brainbuster! Flash is not playing games here! He's ready to win that World Championship here tonight! Flash floats over, hooks the leg, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by the World Champion! MJM is hanging tough, as she always does. MJM is one of the toughest women ever in my opinion. Flash pulls MJM back off the mat and turns her around, and locks on a rear chin lock. Flash really rearing back on the jaw of the champion; he's got his knee in her back, for added pressure. MJM reaching over for the ropes, but she's still go a ways to go for that. MJM trying to scoot over to the ropes, Flash realizes MJM is about there and he stands up and kicks her right in the spine! Brutal move by Flash, he's showing us a mean streak here tonight! MJM working her way back to her feet, Flash bounces off the ropes and connects with a stiff lariat and sends MJM over the ropes and to the floor on the outside! The PWR World Champion is in a bad way here, can she recover and hold onto her title, or are we going to have a brand new World Champion crowned here tonight? Stay with us!!
:::COMMERCIAL BREAK:::
Welcome back to PWR Full Throttle fans, we're in the middle of our opening contest, which believe it or not, is for the PWR World Championship. MJM is defending against Flash and while we were on our break, the tide turned in a major way and now MJM is in control of the challenger with a submission hold of her own locked on, with her version of the sharpshooter! Flash reaches out for the ropes, trying to claw his way to them to force a break of this hold, he reaches out, MJM rears back, trying to make the challenger tap out, and with one last lunge, Flash reaches out and he grabs the ropes! Flash made it! Wait, what the hell? MJM pulls Flash off the ropes and pulls him to the middle of the ring and sits back into the submission hold! This is illegal, that hold should have been broken! The referee gets into MJM's face and invokes his five count, which the champion ignores! The referee finally grabs MJM and pulls her off of Flash, and MJM was not happy about that! MJM draws back and threatens to hit the referee, is she trying to get disqualified here? That's one way to hold onto your title, I suppose. Not the way I would go, it's a chicken's way out if you ask this broadcast journalist. MJM back to the challenger and she pulls him to his feet. MJM lifts Flash up onto her shoulder, MJM with a powerslam! MJM hooks the leg, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Flash! MJM has totally turned the tide here and is beginning to show why she's the PWR World Champion! Flash holding his back as MJM gets back to her feet and pulls Flash up as well. MJM backs Flash to the ropes; Irish whip in, Flash off the ropes and MJM leaps up and takes Flash over with the Frankensteiner! MJM makes the cover, 1 ........ 2 ........ kickout by Flash! Flash using all of his grit and determination to stay in this thing! MJM pulls Flash back to his feet and whips him into the corner and he smashes into the buckles hard. MJM connects with a series of right hands, before lifting Flash up and sitting him on the top rope. MJM steps up to the middle rope and connects with a series of rights before hooking Flash by the head, looking to suplex him off, but Flash blocks it! Flash hanging onto the ropes, and he connects with a shot to the midsection of MJM! Flash pushes MJM back a bit, just enough to connect with a series of headbutts, and sending MJM crashing back down to the mat! Flash steps up to the top, here's his chance, MJM is prone and Flash leaps off and connects with the diving leg drop! Flash hooks MJM's leg, 1 ........ 2 ........ MJM kicks out! So, so close for Flash, but MJM got the shoulder up in the nick of time, just enough time to save her championship! Flash gives the signal; I think he's going for the Falcon Arrow! This could be it here! Flash pulls MJM to her feet and hooks her by the head, takes her up into the air, MJM is wriggling and Flash can't hold her! MJM lands behind the back of the challenger! MJM grabs a rear waist lock and pushes Flash toward the ropes, going for the roll up, MJM and Flash roll back, MJM grabs the tights as the referee gets into position, and the referee catches her! The referee admonishes her for breaking the rules; meanwhile Flash needs to take this chance to get back in this match! Flash back to his feet and steps back, lying in wait for MJM to turn back around, Flash goes for the Superkick and MJM ducks it! MJM comes up behind Flash and locks on the rear naked choke! MJM locks on the Last Breath!! MJM jumps up on Flash's back and digs her hooks in, Flash is in a bad way here, MJM is very versed in these MMA style submission holds, and she's got this one in deep! Flash drops to his knees and he looks to be out! The referee down into position and looks in on Flash, his eyes are becoming bloodshot and he is forced to tap out to the World Champion! MJM retains her title!
Winner by submission at 14:43 and STILL PWR World Heavyweight Champion - Mary-Jane Montez
(Chris Cash) MJM retains her title in a tough defense against Flash. MJM on a couple of occasions was really close to losing that title, but in the end, she prevails, beating Flash clean in the middle of the ring. Let's head backstage, where Shelton McPants is standing by.
(Camera switches to backstage, to Shelton McPants.)
(Shelton McPants) Ladies and gentlemen, "The Face" Nick Davis!
(The crowd pops as Davis enters the screen.)
(Shelton McPants) Hey Face!
(Nick Davis) What's happening, Shelley?
(Shelton McPants) Shel…never mind! Tonight, you have a big match against…
(Nick Davis) I know, I know. I watch the Rundown and I got the memo. I'm facing one of the most underrated people in the world.
(Shelton McPants) I know, Duckie Maloy sure is a tough contender.
(Nick Davis) He sure…wait! You said Duckie Maloy?
(Shelton McPants) Yeah, thought you read your memos.
(Nick Davis) Damn, I thought it said Darkwing Duck! You know, Darkwing Duck was the baddest motha…
(Shelton McPants) Shut your mouth!
(Nick Davis) I'm only talking about a duck! Listen, no offense to Duckie Maloy but "The Face" is part Asian…so I love oriental food! Tonight, I'm serving you up Peking style!
(The crowd laughs at Nick's comment.)
(Nick Davis) Just know Duckie, I'm not trying to be rude or crass, it's just me having a little fun. You know, it's just…
(The crowd yells out "HOW I ROLL!" before Nick can say it.)
(Shelton McPants) Looks like they know.
(Nick Davis) And knowing is half the battle!
(Davis slaps Shelton five before walking away from the screen. The scene changes and shows "Hollywood" Duckie Maloy in his locker room, watching Nick Davis conclude his interview.)
("Hollywood" Duckie Maloy) That Nick Davis thinks he is so funny. **imitates Davis ** I'm gonna serve you up Peking style! **back in regular voice** What the hell is Peking style? This guy makes my quackin' blood boil! He better be ready because I'm going to QUACK him up!
(Maloy storms out of his locker room and towards the ring.)
(Chris Cash) Looks to me like Maloy and Davis are ready to go at it! Hell hath no fury like a duck scorned…or Peking'd. Let's get down to the ring for this showcase of International talent!
International Division Singles Match
"The Face" Nick Davis vs "Hollywood" Duckie Maloy
This match is sure to be everything a wrestling fan would want and more as the young lion, " Hollywood" Duckie Maloy takes on the not-so-young lion, Nick Davis. Now pardon me, I'm not saying Davis is old…he just has a few more years on him than PWR's resident duck! "10th Man Down" by Nightwish plays as " Hollywood" Duckie Maloy makes his way down to the ring. Being a cult favorite by many of the PWR fans, he gets a significant pop from the crowd. He walks down the aisle, slapping hands with the fans. Maloy slides into the ring and postures to the crowd as his music cuts off. The crowd waits in anticipation as finally the horns of "Hollywood Swingin'" take over and go right into the highly-addicting beat of DJ Kool's "Let Me Clear My Throat!" The fans go nuts as "The Face" has arrived; Davis appears at the top of the ramp and plays up the crowd ala John Cena by running from one side to the other. The crowd sings along with DJ Kool and Davis makes his way down the aisle. As much adoration as Maloy got, Davis is getting just as much if not more. Davis slaps hands with the fans and gets pulled into the overly-excited female population in the front row! Security frees Davis from their grip and the girls whine. Davis takes off one of his wristbands and tosses it into the crowd to one of the girls! Davis makes his way inside the ring by sliding in head first. Maloy stands his ground in the corner before Davis leads the crowd in the call and response portion of his theme. The crowd is 100% with "The Face" right now. As the song says "FREEZE," Davis throws his hands up in the air and stops the music and the crowd! The crowd screams and Davis applauds the crowd. Davis sheds his jersey and tosses it into the crowd. The official checks with both men and they both seem ready to go! The referee signals for the bell, this match has begun! Davis and Maloy circle one another and then come quickly together with a tie-up. Maloy uses his size to his advantage and shoves the smaller Davis back towards the corner. Davis rolls backwards and gets back to his feet. Maloy is starting to say some inaudible things to Davis, but Davis is not swayed. Davis is up to his feet now and moves towards Maloy again. They lock up; this time Davis goes underneath and grabs Maloy in a rear waistlock. Maloy reaches back and tries to trip "The Face" but can't. Davis takes Maloy down with a rear trip and Maloy lands face first to the canvas. Davis turns his body around and hooks Maloy for a Magistral Cradle, 1……2……KICKOUT by Maloy! Davis gets to his feet and Maloy shortly there after. Maloy charges at Davis; Davis takes Maloy over with a hip toss and follows it up with a cartwheel and a dropkick to the face of Maloy. Davis makes another cover, 1……2……KICKOUT! Davis gets to his feet and pulls Maloy up with him but Maloy stops him in his tracks with a punch to the midsection. Davis is doubled over and Maloy hammers Davis across the shoulder blades with a stiff forearm. Davis drops to one knee and Maloy reaches down to stand Davis up. Maloy hooks Davis in a t-bone suplex grip and takes him up and over with ease for the Tazzplex! Davis' back hits hard as Maloy floats over for the cover, 1……2……KICKOUT by Davis! Maloy stands and pulls Davis up with him; Maloy catches Davis with three forearm shots to the neck before whipping Davis off the ropes. Davis hits and rebounds back towards Maloy. Maloy bends down and scoops Davis up for a huge spinebuster ala The Rock! Davis' back bounces off the mat and Maloy stands to his feet before applying the sharpshooter to Davis! Maloy doesn't have it in as well as he would like but anytime a near 7 feet tall, 275 pound man is sitting on your lower back with your legs almost touching your head, it's never a good sign! The crowd is getting behind Davis who is pretty close to the ropes; Maloy does not have him in a good position. Davis reaches out and grabs hold of the ropes after being in the clutches of Maloy's sharpshooter for a painfully long 10 seconds! Maloy gets up to his feet and kicks at the body of Davis! The crowd instantly turns on Maloy for playfully kicking at the body of their favorite PWR superstar! Maloy stands Davis up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Davis hobbles into the corner and Maloy follows him in with a sickening shoulder tackle that drives Davis' torso in between the top and middle turnbuckle. Maloy has Davis where he wants him and he is taking him up top! Davis is seated on the top rope and Maloy is climbing up there with him. Maloy is on the top rope with his back towards the middle of the ring and he starts to stand Davis up with him, looking for that Pepsi Plunge! Davis breaks free and slapboxes Maloy off the top rope and making him land flat on his back in the ring! Davis is on the top all alone and Maloy is down. Davis gets up top and steadies himself. He leaps off and with his impressive leg stretch pulls off a picture perfect frog splash, shades of the late Eddie Guerrero! Davis hits with all his body weight across the chest of Maloy and makes the cover; the referee gets into position and makes the count, 1……2……KICKOUT by Maloy! The crowd is in awe after a high impact move that could not put away the duck from Hollywood! Davis gets up to his feet slowly and looks at the referee, begging him for different decision. The referee shows Davis with his fingers how close the pin cover actually was! Davis looks heartbroken but presses on. Davis turns around and pulls Maloy to his feet. Maloy pushes Davis' hands away and gets to his feet. Maloy kicks Davis in the gut and doubles him over. Maloy underhooks both arms and drives Davis down to the mat with a modified Pepsi Plunge. That could be the last second miracle that Maloy needs! Davis is out and Maloy is slow to make the cover, 1……2……KICKOUT BY "THE FACE!" The crowd is split 50/50 now as half of the fans are behind Maloy and the other half behind Davis! Maloy looks at the official with the same intent as Davis did and the referee tells Maloy the same news! Maloy stands up to his feet and pulls Davis up; Davis is a rag doll and Maloy whips him across the ring. Davis rebounds and Maloy goes for a clothesline. DAVIS DUCKS! Davis runs towards the ropes, runs up them and springboards off! BUZZERBEATER! Maloy is down and Davis lands right on top. The referee is in position, 1……2……3! "The Face" keeps rolling here in PWR!
Winner by pinfall at 10:14 - "The Face" Nick Davis
(Chris Cash) What a match! Folks, that is just the tip of the iceberg! We still have Corporate Crusher and Enrique DeJesus. We still have Terrell Yelder and PWR International Champion, Marcus K. Yelder. We have a 2-on-1 handicap match! It's a huge night here on Full Throttle!!
(The camera switches to the backstage with Jasmine Skyy on her cell phone and Shane Donovan is walking and talking with what is possibly a new superstar.)
(Landon Kaine) So, let me get this straight. You want me to come to PWR and help you and your posse beat the holy hell outta this Circle of the Black Thong?
(Shane Donovan) Thorn.
(Landon Kaine) Are you sure, because I'm pretty sure I've seen Mary Jane wearing a black thong in some magazine.
(Shane Donovan) Yes, I'm positive.
(Jasmine hangs up her cell and giggles)
(Jasmine Skyy) Ya know, I've been in the ladies locker room. I have never even seen a pair of underwear in any of her gym bags.
(Landon Kaine) Really? Hmmm....
(Shane Donovan) Landon, c'mon man. You in or not?
(Landon Kaine) Sure what the hell, why not. By the way. Where are we going?
(Shane Donovan) To meet the boys.
(Shane, Landon and Jasmine turn the corner. The camera shows a door marked New Blood Donovan opens it.
(Bryan Kros) DAMNIT!
(Scott Kage) HA! You just got burned! TOUCHDOWN!
(Bryan Kros) Suck my left nut...
(Lacey O'Neil) You guys need to chill out, it's a video game.
(Bryan Kros) Yeah, and now I owe him a hundred bucks.
(Scott Kage) Hey, you made the bet, not me.
(Shane Donovan) Boys.... and Lacey. I think I found a solution to any Circle of the Black Thong's...... Thorn, damnit! Thanks alot man.
(Landon Kaine) No problem.
(Shane Donovan) Our problem of interference. In the form of a one Mr. Landon Kaine.
(Kros and Kage look at each other and grin.)
(Scott Kage) So? Landon Kaine, your uh, a pretty big dude. What do you bench 325 .....350?
(Landon Kaine) 450.
(Bryan Kros) 450? Not bad. So, your the answer to Paige huh?
(Shane and Landon sit down at a round table in which they are accompanied by Kros and Kage. Jasmine takes to the couch by Lacey, and start a girl talk.)
(Bryan Kros) So, we need an enforcer?
(Shane Donovan) Well, I mean they do have Paige, you know that guy that the majority of us took take out with a lare gust of breath.
(Bryan Kros) What do you mean most. I'm pretty sure if the girls tagged they could take Paige out.
(Landon Kaine) So, who is this Paige guy anyways?
(Scott Kage) A gnat that bothers people when they are facing members of the Circular Table of Senior Citizens.
(Landon Kaine) The who?
(Bryan Kros) Circle of the Black Thorn. Between him and Marcus they find a way to make us wanna ram a chair down their throats. By the way, how's the eyes doing Donovan?
(Shane Donovan) Oh from the cat stratch hayfever? Fine.
(Jasmine Skyy) That bitch is gonna get her ass handed to her if she uses her nails again.
(Shane Donovan) Easy, next time, she'll find out my claws are alot sharper.
(There's a loud knock at the door. Donovan gets up and walks to the it, he opens up the door and grins.)
(Shane Donovan) Well, look who decided to finally show up.
(Voice) Well, better late than never, right?
(Shane Donovan) Next time, come a little bit earlier.