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The scene opens inside of the game room of the luxury hotel that Roberts is staying in, in Norfolk Virginia; obviously he still has not yet left for Cleveland. A close up of a pool table starts the shot, when suddenly the Q-ball smacks the racked group of balls scattering them about the table. As the camera pans up we see Paul Roberts was the one playing pool as he continues to rub chalk on is pool Q, he gives the top of the stick a blow sending away the excess chalk and looks to shoot again.
As the king of kings prepares for another shot one can only assume that he has put Streets Wilson behind him. He has bigger and better things to worry about. He again smacks the Q ball into a random solid color ball and begins looking for another shot. It has only been hours since last nights Heat Wave were it looked as if Roberts was headed to the hospital; but from the looks of things he has completely recovered from he attack from Renegade last night. Continuing to play his game it would appear that Roberts has not a care in the world at this moment, smack another ball into another slot. After his dominating victory over Streets Wilson last night what else is there to be concerned about? He is in a tag team match this week with the paper champion and a guy who can’t decide who and what he wants to be. Al Smash is in his corner but who cares about that, Roberts could beat both of these guys in his sleep with or without Smash. So, because he deserves it, he has decided to treat himself to a little R&R while he awaits his private flight for later tonight.
Chad walks up into the game room with a concerned look on his face. Roberts looks to shoot once more- Chad: Paul- Monie messed up Roberts shot causing him to miss the pocket. Primetime: Chad? Roberts says looking a bit irritated. Primetime: What is it? Chad: Creed and Bishop have been all over UWF TV already. Primetime: So? Who cares. Roberts says blowing it off and goes back to shooting pool. Chad: You are two and 0 in the UWF and- Primetime: Yeah, I know, as if there was any doubt. Chad: Yeah, and you want to keep that going don’t you? Primetime: What are you getting at Chad? Chad: You need to see what they are saying, how they are preparing, what you need to look out for. Unable to get a clear shot with Monie talking in his ear he stands up and puts his game on hold for the time being. Primetime: No, what I need is a little R&R, I just became the number one contender I think I am entitled to it. Chad: I understand what you are saying Paul but you are going to want to go into Redemption with momentum on your side- Primetime: Yeah, and I will, it isn’t like these jokers are going to be tough. Chad: What about Al Smash? Primetime: What about him? Chad: Yeah, aren’t you going to meet with him? Primetime: Wasn’t planning on it no. Now leave me be, I have a game to finish. Roberts again looks to continue his game but Chad wont leave him be. Chad: You need to meet with him Paul. Primetime: Yeah, and why is that? You think he could somehow give me some insight to this match since Creed got involved in his match and allowing Bishop to hit his new finisher the “Low Blow”? I don’t need his help, things will be fine as long as he stays out of my way. Not sure if you forgot, but I am the only one to beat “The Beast”, Al Smash lost last week, so I really don’t think I need to worry about what he can bring to the match. Chad: You know if it weren’t for your attitude you could probably have some friends around here. You know to watch your back, so things like what happened at the end of the main event wouldn’t happen again. Primetime: Eh, friends are overrated. Chad: Oh, thanks Paul. Primetime: Oh, knock it off, I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about someone who could actually watch my back. Chad: Again, thank you. Primetime: Quit it man, quit being so damn touchy! Your like a ficken woman. I don’t need anyone watching my back, I am the greatest ever baby, no one can stop this gravy train. Chad: Yeah, that’s all great and all but I really think you should take a look at UWF-TV. Primetime: If I watch the dumb promos will you let me finish my game? Chad: Yes. Primetime: Fine, then flip the TV over to it. I’m paying extra to receive the UWF-TV crap while I am in the hotel I guess I could watch a little bit of it. Chad turns the channel to UWF-TV where the promos are playing the first promo that plays is from Alistair Creed. Roberts watches, uninterested to what Creed has to say or anything that is going on for that matter. Once it finishes we see a promo from “The Beast” again Roberts watches the minute and half long promo just to roll his eyes and await the next. Following Bishops promo we again see Alistair Creed, and Roberts rolls his eyes and lets out a groan. Primetime: Ugh….Isnt there anything worth watching on. I cant sit through another borathon from Creed. But he does and finally Roberts sees a promo he thinks is worth watching as the promo he cut after Heat Wave last Sunday Night begins to play. A smile grows on the face of “Primetime” as he watches his segment. Primetime: See, now that is something worth watching, I could sit and watch me all day. Chad: Yeah, I know, there is one more left. Primetime: Tell me it is from someone other than Bishop or Creed, I think I am getting a migraine. Unfortunately for both the fans of the UWF and Paul Roberts, the next promo is from Bobby Bishop, the UWF’s so called Champion of Champions, Roberts sits through it until it finishes, then the streak of promos loop around and begin playing Creed again. Monie turns off the TV, and turns to Roberts. Primetime: And what did that accomplish? Chad: You need to know what your opponents are up to. Primetime: Not when I already know what they are doing. All Bishop ever does is shoot minute – minute and a half long promos where he has some new change to his look. And quite frankly I am a little tired of the guy patterning himself after me. Chad: Don’t flatter yourself Paul. Primetime: Whatever you say Chad, but the guy has been riding my coattails since I first showed up on UWF-TV. And now he has gone as far as to refer to himself as not only a real champion, as if he has somehow proven that he deserves to hold the Universal Championship, but he calls himself the Champion of Champions. Primetime says throwing his arms up in the air. Primetime: Hmmm, lets see I wonder where he got that. So he defeats the Extreme Champion and that makes him the Champion of Champions? First of all there is only two active titles in this company at the moment, second of all he needed help from his boyfriend to beat Al Smash. If anything it taints the legacy of the Universal Championship, it is a disgrace to the title. Now I have made it clear on several occasions that I am the undisputed King of Kings, and now he is going around calling himself the Champion of Champions? Chad: Okay, I will give you that one. Primetime: At least my claim has some validity to it. I was an Undisputed National and World Champion who was never defeated for either title, ever. He on the other hand was pinned by the King of Kings just two weeks ago. I also really enjoyed how he said that Victoria has never caused him a win yet. Hmmm, really, I think he meant cost him a win. The guy is a retard, why would I want to sit and watch some retarded, dumber than mud, buffoon go on TV and prove that he is a retard? Chad: Well- Primetime: Honestly? Chad: Well- Primetime: And as far as Creed goes, the guy has only been here a week and has already had a major identity crisis, first he starts off with some priest manager that he lived with for the bulk of his teenage years, don’t want to know what happened then, then within the week without ever even having a match he fires his priest manager for holding him back. Whatever, then he hires the same manager “The Beast” has wins his match against Avalon, and then fires “Beast’s” manager for holding him back. I just don’t understand this guy, he makes no sense at all. Then for no apparent reason he changes his name to Alistair Creed Jr. So no one mistakes him for his dad, like there was ever any confusion. Chad: He also started calling himself “The God of War”. Primetime: Yeah, last week wasn’t he known as “The One man Army of Christ”? Chad: Yup. Primetime: Well, there you go. He doesn’t know who he is, where he is going, or what the hell is going on. Talk about an identity crisis. He is just as retarded as Bishop. They really do belong together; I hope they live a long and beautiful life together as life partners. Chad: Well, yeah cuz we don’t condone gay marriage. Primetime: Well yeah, but I’m not saying they are gay. I’m just saying that what they say is all too revealing. You can’t just go around calling someone gay! What’s the matter with you? That is so insensitive! Chad: You know, I think I am starting to see your point. It really doesn’t pay to watch those two. Primetime: Yeah, some of the others yeah, but those two, just gives me a headache. But not to worry because after I beat Bishop at Redemption he will most likely retire from wrestling all together, so we probably wont have to be put through any of his brain bleeding promos after Redemption. Chad: I still think you should meet with Smash. Primetime: For what? So he can tell me how to lose to Bishop? I don’t need his advice, as long as he shows up for Heat Wave all will be fine. Now if you will excuse me I have a game to finish. Chad steps away and walks over to play a pinball machine, Roberts takes another shot and sinks yet another ball into a pocket. There really isn’t anything he can not do. The clock is ticking on Bobby “The Beast” Bishop’s career and the end is in sight.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts  Bow Down... *Fade to Black* |
