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Throughout the last week everyone has gotten a little taste of who Paul Roberts was before he was “Primetime” and how it effected his life there after and more importantly how it will effect his main event match this Sunday at Heat Wave. But finally the people are going to get what they have been aching for since they heard that Paul Roberts had signed with the UWF, they will get so see none other than the man himself. His opponents, excluding Mr. Universal Champion have had nothing to say what so ever to Roberts since his earth shattering appearance at Tidal Wave overshadowed even the Universal Championship tournament itself. Obviously cowering in fear of the man who will without a doubt rule over the UWF once he is handed the opportunity that is rightfully his, everyone else keeps quiet, trying not to piss of the greatest superstar to ever lace up a pair of boots. This is not surprising given Roberts history of knocking off even Hall of Fame superstars in his quest of ultimate glory.
As the scene opens we are back stage of the primetime tv show “So you think you can act?” A reality TV show produced by Roberts production company “Planet Primetime Productions”, the show takes aspiring actors and judges them based on ability using actors as judges from all walks of media, a radio actor, a movie star, and a TV star. Today Roberts is sitting in as the TV star judge as a “celebrities’” celebrity judge. Roberts is sitting back stage with the other judges who are talking privately to each other as Roberts talks to Chad Monie. Roberts is wearing a black leather jacket, a plain black t-shirt and blue jeans. His hair has been freshly jelled by the hair and makeup people. Chad: So I have been keeping up on the UWF-TV for you checking out to see if anyone has anything to say to you after you showed up at Tidal Wave. Primetime: And? Chad: Well, only the newly crowned Universal Champion has had anything to say to you directly, and that was only that he planned on having the last laugh come Heat Wave. Primetime: Is that right? Chad: Yeah, sad really I expected better competition out of this bunch of guys, maybe the three new members of the roster will be worth a challenge. Primetime: Well no matter I have made it that the judges and myself will be reviewing promos from the other participants in my match this Sunday, so I can see just how hard they are acting to try and put up a strong front, and if they haven’t said anything this week because they are cowering in fear well then I will have to address that then. Chad: Well we are about five minutes till air you should probably go take a seat out front. Primetime: Yeah, I’m headin there now, seriously…Bobby “The Beast” Bishop won the Universal Championship, last Sunday? Roberts says with a half serious look on his face. Chad: Yeah, you saw it we watched the finals together. Primetime: Yeah, but it just seemed so…not possible for a crap fest loser like Bishop to be champion I thought maybe I dreamt it or something. Taking the Universal Championship is going to be a lot easier than I thought. Roberts says laughing as he heads out front to take his seat at the judges panel. Monie just shakes his head and smiles as the camera fades to black. Now we begin to see the opening for “So you think you can act?”. From black the logo for the production company producing the show appears on the screen.  The image fades away and the opening for the show begins to the tunes of “One of a Kind” by Breaking Point. As the song finishes the show opens live panning the studio crowd of six hundred people, and comes around to the host of the show, Everett Gross. Everett Gross: Welcome, everyone and thank you for joining us for a very special addition of “So you think you can act”. Tonight we will not be featuring any live actors but in fact will showcase the show on three non-actors who have been filming vignettes for UWF-TV. Our celebrity panel will judge the performance based on there specific talents and let everyone in America know just what they think of the “contestants” on today’s show. Now everything seen in today’s show is taken directly from promos shot by the contestants and is in no way being plagiarized by this show, I mean why would we want to any way right? All rights to the promos will be given to there rightful owners. Again these performers are in now way performing live on this show. Now first lets meet our judges. First from radio Mr. William Valentine! Valentine waves to the crowd to a generous reaction. Everett Gross: From film Mr. Vince Wilson! Wilson waves to the crowd to a loud pop. Everett Gross: And sitting in as a guest judge from Television, former primetime tv movie star and current Universal Wrestling Federation performer Mr. “Primetime” Paul Roberts! For the show being produced by Roberts production company the crowd gives Roberts a not-so-generous reaction as his introduction is met to a round of boos from the crowd. This does not seem to bother Roberts though as he just smiles and waves. Everett Gross: Well lets get started our first clip here is from Streets Wilson, now he has not released anything since Tidal Wave so the clip is from the week of Tidal Wave, judges check this out, the clip is from the promo titled “New Legend”. The camera trasistions out and begins to play a short clip from Streets Wilson’s promo.
“Streets Wilson: This isn't a game to me. This is competition. This is how i make my living. This is how I represent the streets. Any and all in this tournament will FEEL my pain. They will will feel the wrath of.. the streets. I am a fighting technician. My skills honed in battle. My skills tested in war. I will do whatever it takes to bring home that gold. And theres no one who can stop me. No one. HAHA. Who will stop me? Someone please try to stop me. Someone please get in my way. Give me SOMEONE to break. I practice my craft on you: you opponent. In this ring I am good at doing one thing. Effectiveness. I will get the job done. Bring your best one and all to Tidal Wave. Because the only reason I wasn't Universal Champion last time I was here is because I wasn't in the tournament. I was in a different tournament. Earning my spot. Winning matches like my life depended on it. So step into this ring with me. You won't be leaving it without medical equipment and assistance. There will be a Streets Wilson section in the emergency room when I'm done with this tournament.”
The camera transitions back to host Everett Gross. Everett Gross: Okay, now judges let me hear what you have to say about this piece. Valentine: Well the first thing I want to say is that Streets Wilson obviously does have a lot of fire in him, but I think he gets tong tied throughout the clip because he is so intense. I give it a three out of five stars. Valentine gets a cheep pop from the crowd for his rating of the promo. Everett Gross: Well, a generous rating from our Radio star, how about you Mr. Wilson. Wilson: Well his overall performance leaves a little to be desired, I never really gets past how he is going to hurt everyone in the tournament, and he didn’t even win. I give it a two out of five. Mixed reaction for Wilson. Everett Gross: And you Mr. Roberts? Primetime: Well I first want to say that when I first came to the UWF I thought that the competition was at least competent. Roberts says with a laugh. Primetime: But to be honest this promo clip was poorly done rushed too much by Streets, he never got any kind of respect from me claiming he was going to put everyone in the tournament in the Streets section of the hospital. In fact I would say that if anyone ended up in the hospital it was probably Streets himself, which is probably why he hasn’t shown up on UWF-TV this week for his up coming match at Heat Wave. I give it ½ a point. Roberts grade is met with a round of boos from the crowd. Primetime: You can boo all you want but you know the guy is a retard. Everett Gross: Wow, tough love from our TV star. Well moving on to the second contestant it is Rick “The Dick” Stevens, now he like Streets Wilson has yet to appear on UWF-TV or anywhere else this week so his clip will also be pulled from the week of Tidal Wave. This clip has been taken from the promo titled “Carry That Weight”. The screen transitions into the clip.
” Rick Stevens: Well, there are several things. One, most of the “talent” in this match is pretty weak. Also, I’ve been trained and prepared for this. I’ve been preparing for this all my life. This is a one in a life time to chance to become the universal champion; I won’t let it slip through my grasp. This is what I’ve looked forward to all of my life, though I just recently found out. Before the UWF closed, I was the number one contender, I was about to beat the title out of that giant turd Demon, and then it closed down before I got my chance. Now, I am presented with a chance once again, I will not let it escape me again, no matter what the consequences.”
The screen transitions back to the studio and host Everett Gross. Everett Gross: Okay a pretty well put together piece from Rick Stevens wouldn’t you say Mr. Valentine? Valentine: Well, I did notice a few little speaking errors in there. But all in all I think it was pretty solid four out of five from me. Loud cheers from the crowd for Valentine. Everett Gross: Alright a high score from Valentine what about you Mr. Wilson? Wilson: Well, I don’t know if it is ready for the big screen just yet, the guy needs to slow it down a bit, but I don’t have any thing really too big wrong with this performance, three and a half from me. Everett Gross: Well, two reasonably good scores from our first two judges now on to “Primetime”. Primetime: Well here is the problem Everett. The guy has no conviction; he doesn’t feel like he has any drive to me. He doesn’t really believe he is going to walk away with the gold at the Pay-Per-View, which is why he lost and didn’t get the gold. He talks big talk…not well mind you…but he tries, but the facts are he doesn’t believe what he is saying. So to me it all seems very fake, unreal, and extremely overacted. I give it one. Again the crowd boos Roberts and his score. Everett Gross: Okay moving on to our final contestant of the night he is none other than the man who won the Universal Title at Tidal Wave and the only man who has shown his face this week from the main event, Bobby “The Beast” Bishop”. But I guess you almost have to when you have twenty pounds of gold on your shoulder. Here is a clip from his only appearance this week, the promo is titled “The Champ is here!”. The promo cuts in and begins to play.
“Bobby turns around to see a beautiful lady yelling his name.
Bobby Bishop: Yeah know its people like you who make me sick! I am the Universal Champion so show me some respect, I earned my gold, I beat three other men who two of them I must reface at this week's Heat Wave including that chump who's nickname is PRIMETIME! Yes Roberts I'm talking about you, the only thing primetime about you is this, come Heat Wave I'm going to be making each and everyone watch as I beat my bitch's into shape, I'll have the last word come Heat Wave!
Carrie: some harsh words Beast!
Bobby Bishop: Yeah but it was needed to be said, and I said it, Come my rasslin match at Heat Wave I'm going to show these chumps why I am The Beast, and why I am called The Beast Carrie!”
The camera again pans back into the studio to host Everett Gross. Everett Gross: Well that was the Universal Champion, tell me judges in your mind does he carry himself the way you would expect the champion too? Valentine: Well first of all I just want to say I don’t think this cut off of the promo should be able to be used because it is directly speaking to our good buddy “Primetime” over here. So I think we should look at something else. Everett Gross: Well- Primetime: No we don’t have time, just continue. Everett Gross: Okay, Mr. Wilson? Wilson: Well I think it was put together okay, I will go ahead and give it three out of five. Cheep pop from the crowd. Everett Gross: Now to the man who I am sure all of America wants to hear. Mr. Roberts your opinion of this piece? Primetime: Oh man, where do I begin? Well first of all let me say at least he did not go on and on about how he was UN-tamed this time. I tell you what if the guy had more insecurities about how tame he was, wow, let me tell you something. “The Beast” Mr. UN-tamed, who’s beard is UN-tamed, who’s jeans are UN-tamed, who’s farts are UN-tamed, is nothing more than a big fat tame PUSSY CAT! The guy is a joke, I mean one day I look at him and he is coming out of an out house dressed in ripped jeans and he has this obviously paid actress pretend to be his girlfriend while he signs his UWF contract at his dump of a house, while I have a professional contract signing and then all of a sudden Mr. RASSLIN is showing up with suits on and his entourage pretending to be something that he is not, and still claiming to be UN-tamed. He is the biggest fake piece of crap I have ever laid eyes on. And as far as his comments toward me they didn’t even make sense the only thing primetime about me is that he is going to make each and everyone watch as he beats his bitches into shape? What the hell does that mean? It makes no sense at all. Now I know now that he is holding MY gold he thinks he is the king of this place but rest assured Bishop, your looking at THE KING! Everett Gross: Um, what about the score? Primetime: Oh yeah 0 out of five, the promo almost made my ears bleed it was so bad. Bobby, this Sunday you will get your first real look at what Greatness really is and when your in the ring with me try not to blink because the Virtebreaker only takes that long. This Sunday you will find out why I am everything I say I am and you are nothing more than a flash in the pan- no wait what am I saying your not even a flash in the pan, you’re a good for nothing hick who got lucky with a low blow, and now has ownership of a title belt you probably don’t even know how to put on. Sit down Bobby and rest up for our match this Sunday because you are going to need it, you think for one second you even have the slightest chance at all in the ring with me? A thought like that is laughable indeed. So go ahead sit back get some rest and say a few prayers because you are going to need them! See you at Heat Wave Champ! Roberts pulls off his mic, heads back stage. Everett Gross: Well that will do it for this addition of “So you think you can act.” Thank you all for tuning in and we will see you all next week with new actors and a new panel of judges and until then go ahead and think you can act. The camera fades out to the credits for the show.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts  Bow Down... *Fade to Black* |
