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Tick, Tock. Tick, Tock. The clock continues to tick away on the championship rein and career of one Bobby “The Beast” Bishop. As Redemption nears Bobby Bishop can do nothing else then sit at home cowering in fear of losing to the greatest wrestler alive today “Primetime” Paul Roberts. With every second that passes Bishop knows that, that is a second he can not and will not get back in his rein as Universal Champion. Nothing can stop his impending doom where not only will Roberts take his championship but he will end his career once and for all. Bobby Bishop knows that there is no possible way he can survive yet another meeting in the ring with the “King of Kings”. That the next time he steps into the ring “Primetime” will make him pay for that cheep victory he gained at the last Heat Wave, by taking from the beast not only his title, but his entire wrestling career. And should Bishop step into the ring again after his fight with Roberts at Redemption, well then he will be only a shell of his former self much like several others that have fallen to “Primetime”. It would be best if he would just end his career prematurely and just stay home.
As the scene opens we are on the set of the Planet Primetime Production, “Primetime in the Daytime”. Paul Roberts daytime talk show that he started while he was out of wrestling. This will be the first time “Primetime in the Daytime” will be back on the air in almost a year. The last time he hosted the show was right before he announced his return and before he took his hiatus from wresting almost a year ago. As the camera pans around the studio audience the camera fades to black and the opening credits begin to roll. 
PRESENTS…  The camera fades in and pans the live studio audience swinging around and pans all around the set until finally stopping on “Primetime” Paul Roberts who is sitting at his desk at the front of the stage. Roberts is dressed in a suite and tie and looks very professional. Primetime: Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to “Primetime in the Daytime” the only show that takes you up close and personal with your favorite wrestlers of today. First of all I want to plug my Pay-Per-View match this Sunday LIVE from the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia. If you are going to be in the area make sure to go to ticketmaster.com or the Wachovia Center box office and to purchase your tickets to the show. It will be a memorable event to say the least when, yours truly returns to his rightful spot as World Heavyweight Champion, or as they call it in the UWF, the Universal Champion. There are still some tickets available for the Pay-Per-View but only a few, and they are nose bleed seats, but go to the show you want to be a part of history! If you can’t be there live watch it on Pay-Per-View! This is going to be a history making event so watch that show! The crowd gives a strong pop for the plug for the Pay-Per-View. Primetime: Now that I have gotten that out of the way, I want to open the show with a clip, a clip from last weeks Heat Wave telecast. Tom, roll the footage please. The footage from the main event from last weeks Heat Wave begins to roll.
[Fred Johnson] Primetime's screaming for pain...but Al Smash makes the save. I'm amazed at how well these two are working together.
[Poppa Boner] Primetime tosses Al Smash right into the ref! Now the ref is out!
[Fred Johnson] Two on one situation here
[Poppa Boner] The Beast going for the Forbidden Performance.
[Fred Johnson] Wait, Al Smash is up and he's got a chair!!!
[Poppa Boner] He's in the ring....
[Fred Johnson] WHACK!!! He clocks Bishop right in the head. Did you hear that chair bounce off his skull!?
[Poppa Boner] Primetime going for the Virtebreaker...
[Fred Johnson] SMASH WITH A HELL OF A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF PAUL ROBERTS! HE JUST ATTACKED HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER!
[Poppa Boner] What the hell, Al!?
[Fred Johnson] Bishop is starting to stir...he's got Primetime up!!
[Poppa Boner] Its time for the Forbidden Performance....
[Fred Johnson] OOOOOOO!!!!!!!! He hits it!!
[Poppa Boner] Its all over. Alistair Creed's back up, he tackles Al Smash...both men falling to the outside.
[Fred Johnson] The Beast with the cover...
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Suddenly the tape stops abruptly and clips back to “Primetime” in studio. Primetime: Now ladies and gentlemen…there is no need to continue the tape and watch the ugliness unfold. I got hit the in the back of the head by my own tag team partner with a metal folding chair, let me just say I was not even aware that I was being pinned at that moment. Roberts pauses for a moment but then continues. Primetime: I was in so much shock that my own partner had betrayed me, for some ungodly known reason, that I was unable to answer a three count, I know, I know it shocked me too. So unfortunately my win loss record in the UWF is now two and one. But if you look closely I am still two and 0 in singles matches. And I will remain undefeated in singles matches. I have never and will never claim to be a tag team specialist, however I do plan on winning the World Tag team championships someday, but that is another story for another time. The crowd laughs its approval of Roberts. It is more than likely that the people in the crowd are family and friends of “Primetime” and the rest were heavily sought after Paul Roberts’ supporters that are hard to find. But they have them all in one studio audience so it might as well be Paul Roberts as the audience as well. Primetime: But I am a big enough man to admit when I have been defeated by another. Bobby “The Beast” Bishop does indeed hold a pin fall victory over me, no matter how tainted it may be. But before we get to “The Beast” himself lets bring out my first guest this morning. His girlfriend Victoria! Bobby Bishop’s entrance music hits and a rather large, fat black woman comes out from behind the curtain. The only thing on her that resembles Victoria in the least is her dress that happens to be the same color as the one that the real Victoria was wearing the last time we saw Bobby Bishop and Victoria on screen. She comes over and sits down in the chair next to Paul Roberts’ desk. Primetime: Ladies and gentlemen this is the famous Victoria the girlfriend of Bobby Bishop. The fake Victoria smiles and waves to the crowd. The crowd roars its approval. Fake Victoria: Well, thank you for haven me on your show Paulie. Roberts just smiles and looks down at his desk. Fake Victoria: How are you holding up after my man beat you last week? Primetime: Well, I will be honest I was a little broken up at first but then I realized that it was only a tag team match and well it didn’t really matter anyway because we all know your man does not match up to me one on one. Fake Victoria: Excuse me? My man is more than enough man for me. Primetime: I don’t doubt it. Now I am not here to upset you Victoria I just want to get inside of the mind of my opponent before this Sunday at Redemption I want to know what he has been doing, how he is preparing. Fake Victoria: I am sure you do, want to get the edge on him for you match eh? Primetime: No, no, its not for me it is for them. Roberts referencing the audience who give a cheep pop. Fake Victoria: Well if it is for them I will tell you what he is doing to prepare for your match this Sunday. He is treating this like there is no tomorrow for him! He is eating his Captain Crunch every morning, watching Sponge Bob during his treadmill run, and is watching more of your old promos so he can learn to be more like you. Primetime: Because I am so great? Fake Victoria: Well of course, he knows how great you are and he knows that if he becomes just like you perhaps he can ride your coat tails all the way to the hall of fame. Primetime: Yeah, I kind of got that from the way he has been acting since the day I signed my contract with the UWF. Fake Victoria: Well there is more – Primetime: I’m sorry that is all the time we have for our first guest Victoria. Fake Victoria But I – Primetime: Yeah, Yeah, go tell someone who cares. The security comes and removes the fat black lady from the stage. Primetime: My next guest is the man I had many words with last week, and the man who will lose to that scum bag Al Smash this Sunday at Redemption. He was Bobby Bishop’s tag team partner last Sunday, ladies and gentlemen Alistair Creed. Creed’s entrance music plays and a tall skinny guy wearing rather large broken glasses and an Alistair Creed t-shirt walks out…obviously not Alistair Creed…he comes over and sits down next to Paul. Primetime: Alistair…what was it like to be tag team partners with Bobby Bishop last week? Fake Creed: Well let me just say he was a total professional, as he bared with me as I changed who I was from day to day. I mean now that I think about it, you were right Paul, that whole vampire drinking blood thing was really stupid. But you have to admit I am a sick demented freak as I am a sick demented freak. Primetime: Actually, I think you’re a retarded geek who spends far too much time playing video games and patterning himself after supernatural movies and video games. Fake Creed: Hey, shut up man! Just because I am the God of War does not mean that I stole it from the video game God of War! As I am indeed the real God of War! Primetime: Well, what about your father? I thought you hated him…that’s why you changed your name to jr. isn’t that right? Fake Creed: What….no….I never changed my name I was always Creed Jr. I love my daddy very much, as I am his son. Primetime: Yeah…whatever your speech impediment is starting to irritate me. Fake Creed: I don’t have a speech impediment as I am so smart. I think in my first promo for this week I will become mad scientist as I am a sick demented freak and so smart. As long as it is okay with my daddy. As for me now I am leaving you now, good bye! Fake creed gets up and walks away, Roberts just sits and gives the camera an irritated look. He may not have looked a thing like the real Creed but he sure had his dialogue down. Primetime: My next guest is the man himself, my opponent this Sunday at Redemption, the UWF Universal Champion Bobby “The Beast” Bishop. Bobby Bishops music plays and a two and a half foot tall midget, wearing a Bobby Bishop t-shirt and holding a toy version of the Universal Championship, comes out on stage. He waddles over to the chair and tries to get into it but has trouble so Roberts helps him into the chair. Primetime: Bobby Bishop welcome to Primetime in the Daytime, and I want to congratulate you on your win at the last Heat Wave. Fake Bishop: Yeah, I sure kicked your ass dufus. Primetime: Yeah well— Fake Bishop: Hey shut up this is my interview time as I am the guest! Primetime: No don’t tell me, not you too! Fake Bishop: What? I am doing what I do, as I am the Universal Champion. Primetime: Are you and Creed related by chance? Your routine overuse and misuse of the word “as” and misuse of other words seems awful familiar. Fake Bishop: Ah no we are not related, I just want to be more like him as he so cool. Hey do you think I should have worn a suit to this interview? Primetime: No your fine. Fake Bishop: But your wearing a suit. Primetime: Yeah, but—never mind. Just do your own thing. Hey wait a minute did you shave your UN-tamed beard? Fake Bishop: Sure did! I was WAY too UN-tamed! Plus you don’t have a beard. So I figured I should get rid of mine. Primetime: Whatever, this Sunday that Universal Championship is coming with me. Fake Bishop: In your dreams pal, I am the champion and I will never lose…TAKE A LOOK…AT – Primetime: Oh no! Stop right there pal. Fake Bishop: What? I was just going to end your show with my trademark ending line. Take a look…at…me! Who is so great! Roberts head falls in embarrassment of having Bobby Bishop on the show. Even though this man is obviously not Bobby Bishop. Primetime: Did you think of that all by yourself Bobby? Fake Bishop: Sure did! Just like that Champion of Champions thing. Hey you know what I think we should become a tag team after our match this Sunday, I mean you’re the King of Kings, I am the Champion of Champions, you say Take a look at Greatness, I say Take a look at me who is so great. I mean we are the epitome of what tag team champions should be. Primetime: No…don’t. Just….don’t. I will see you at Redemption to take that title from you, and just to do you a favor I will go ahead and end your career so you wont have to embarrass yourself all the time. Fake Bishop: No its going to be awesome, I even have a great tag team name figured out! The UN-tamed Great, great people. Primetime: Great, great people? Sure you didn’t steal that from Wilson and Stevens? The Rude, rude people? Fake Bishop: No way! This is completely different! We will be the UN-TAMED Great, great people. Primetime: Well, that’s all the time we have for today— Fake Bishop: No wait I have more things to say! Primetime: Remember, this Sunday live on Pay-Per-View! Redemption by a ticket or purchase the live Pay-Per-View! But one way or another watch that show so you can see me make history when I win the UWF Universal Championship in only my fourth match in the UWF. And my undefeated streak in championship matches continues. Until then, go ahead and take a look at greatness! The camera fades out to black. Tick…Tock…Tick…Tock…the clock is ticking, we are just days away from a history making event when Paul Roberts will take what is rightfully his.
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