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"The Time for talking is over"

As the scene opens we see Roberts sitting on a stool in the middle of a dark room nothing else can be scene a spot light illuminates Roberts showing his black leather jacket black t shirt and blue jeans. He begins to speak wasting no time.

Primetime: You know I am growing tired of this. Day after day I tune into UWF-TV to see yet another promo from Alistair Creed Jr. who says the same thing day after day after day. Just changing the setting around him and who he is as a person. Bobby “The dieing Beast” Bishop hasn’t been seen in days since he too drank some “blood” on camera. Maybe the reason you stopped drinking blood was because you found out that it probably isn’t the best thing to put into your stomach. Did Bobby get sick after drinking blood? Is that where he is? In the hospital, not letting cameras in so no one can see his stupidity? I wish Creed too would spare us his moronic behavior.

Roberts does not appear to be in a good mood, as he glares at the camera. He continues with what he has to say.

Primetime: I find myself wondering what is wrong with Alistair Creed when I listen to the man talk and say things like, “Thus I say a child is the best you could ask give me!”. The best thing I could ask give you? I think you have too many words in there Creedo. And how about “here's little learning lesson for you Avarice a word described in Dante's Inferno is just for material gain the grain being that of the Universal Championship title” Here is a little learning lesson for me? Lust for material gain, the grain being the Universal Championship. What is wrong with you man? Who taught you how to speak??? Oh and I am not done yet how about your Dad? "Well Creed Jr. when your done then we can talk as for now I am leaving you for now!" Wow, not only does your Dad call you Creed Jr., when you are in fact not named after your Dad, and calling you Creed Jr. would be like my father Richard Roberts calling me Roberts Jr. You and your dad know that Jr. signifies same name second generation right? Oh yeah and lets not forget about “As for now I am leaving you for now” I guess we know where Alistair gets this speech impediment from.

Roberts just rolls his eyes with an irritated look on his face.

Primetime: I feel like every time I tell the guys to turn the cameras on I am going on to talk about how I am going to beat up some retarded kid. You know it just isn’t fun for me anymore. Having to turn on UWF-TV to see yet another Creed promo where he changes something else about himself and says the same thing he did the last time about me and Smash, is just getting old. Now I don’t know where Smash is, but rest assured I really don’t need him. Come Heat Wave, after I am done with you, they will have to mop up your blood off the arena floor. Creed do us all a favor, follow your partner Bobby Bishop and just leave the cameras off, because the time for talking is done, and honestly could you possibly have anything to say about this tag team match this Sunday that you haven’t already said? I am growing tired of it, I am growing tired of turning to UWF-TV to watch the loop and then have to watch you change drastically from promo to promo and talk about how I haven’t beaten you yet. Well you can calm down and stop whining because after this Sunday’s Heat Wave you will have had your turn to be pinned by “Primetime” so stop begging me to beat you already. Your time will come.

Roberts pauses shaking his head becoming more visually apparent that he is growing more irritated by the second.

Primetime: You go on and on about how I am lusting after the Universal Championship, well you know what? I am not lusting after anything, I just want what is rightfully mine. Stop me if I am wrong, but I was left out of the tournament because I joined the Universal Wrestling Federation just days after the tournament was finalized. Then in my first two matches I defeated not only the man who won the Universal Championship, and I did it in dominating fashion I might add, but I then the next week defeated the man that he beat for the title. So I am 2 and 0 I have defeated both of the finalists in the Championship tournament, I am merely trying to obtain what would already be mine had I been in the title tournament. Make no mistake I am the greatest wrestler who has ever lived, I am the King of Kings, and no one, not even you will slow me down in my quest to obtain what I deserve to have on my shoulder.

Roberts takes a deep breathe and begins once more.

Primetime: Now I am going to wrap this up because I am getting tired of showing up on TV and wiping the floor with you verbally. The next step is for me to step into the ring this Sunday and wipe the floor with you physically. I am tired of watching you change, I am tired of watching you go from hating your dad with a passion to being his whipping boy, and I am tired of listening to you bicker day after day after day. Let me say it one more time real clear so even you can understand, because you know all the boys in the back are thinking it but only I have the balls to come out and say it, you don’t know what you want, who you are, or what the hell is going on.

Roberts pauses one last time.

Primetime: Now I am sure that you will ignore my request to spare us your stupidity, and show up on UWF-TV probably like five more times before our match in two days; but honestly I have more important things to do than to sit and watch you babble on and on about nothing. So I bid you farewell until Heat Wave, and come Sunday night you will get your whish weather Smash is there or not. Don’t worry you will, like Bishop, be put out of your misery soon enough.

Roberts, with an serious look on his face gets up from the stool and walks away, his footsteps can be heard moving further and further away from the camera space as the camera focuses on the empty stool and just fades to black.

The King is Here...

"Primetime" Paul Roberts

Take a Look at Greatness!

Bow Down...

*Fade to Black*