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The scene opens inside of the Gund Arena, in the locker room of “Primetime” Paul Roberts. As the camera opens we see Roberts’ wrestling gear and duffle bag sitting on a bench. His black leather wrestling pants hang out over the top of the bag and a knee brace is seen sitting on the bench. The blue flames on the pants look sharp giving the gear some character. As the camera pans around we can see Paul Roberts laying down on the leather sofa. He flips through the channels on the TV set stopping on UWF TV noticing yet another “Haunting From the Past”. Primetime: Haunting from the past part 6? I have watched all of these and they have absolutely nothing to do with Hauntings from the past. Roberts watches the promo and notices the return of Father Monty Slade, returning after only a week ago being fired in favor of Victoria or Veronica or whatever. Then a few days after that she was let go too. It has been said, by Roberts particularly, that Creed and Bishop both have an identity crisis. As the promo continues it just proves that correct, Creed has yet again underwent a major change to himself, completely dropping the vampire thing all together. It would seem that Roberts’ mocking of the incredibly ridiculous supernatural vampire gimmick has gotten to Creed, no wait Creed Jr. my mistake. All Creed has done is prove that he can not decide who and what he wants to be in life, changing day after day into something else. Perhaps he is a changeling.
As the latest addition of “Haunting from the past” ends there is a knock at the door. Primetime: Yo! Come in. The door opens and in walks “Primetime’s” manager Chad “The Truth” Monie. Chad: Okay I – Primetime: I know what your thinking. Chad: Um – Primetime: Yes, this is a new “Primetime” Paul Roberts t-shirt. Chad: Yeah, well I – Primetime: Its awesome I already know. Chad: Well that’s all fine and good Paul, but I need to talk to you about how you are going to prepare for this match this Sunday. It is Thursday and you haven’t done anything to prepare yet. Primetime: That’s cuz I am awesome, I don’t need to prepare I am a natural. Chad: Paul you are walking right into a two on one beat down this week, your tag team partner hasn’t said a word all week and – Primetime: I know what is his problem, sure would be nice to know what he is thinking. Roberts gets up off the couch and walks over to the refrigerator, pulling out a soda and cracks it open. Chad: Yeah, cant imagine why he wouldn’t want to help you. Primetime: I know right, what did I ever do to him? Chad: Well how about how since the day you found out that he was tagging with you all you have done is insult him. Primetime: Oh please, I was just kiddin with him. Chad: So does this mean you are reconsidering meeting with him? Primetime: No, I just want to watch one of his promos. Chad: Paul you need to mee— What? You want to watch one of his promos? Primetime: Yeah, the guy puts together some good stuff, not like watching Bishop or Creed, I mean I watch them and it looks like a ten year old put them together. Chad: Well, there is a first I don’t think I have ever heard you say you enjoyed watching anyone’s vignettes but you own. Primetime: Well, his are good, he isn’t a very good wrestler but you can work on that. If he would come meet with me maybe I could give him some in ring training. Chad: Okay, wait you just told me you were not going to meet with him. Primetime: I said I wasn’t going to go meet with him. Chad: Okay, is this some kind of word play I am not hearing the difference. Primetime: I am not going to go out and find his ass, he should be coming to me. I am the one with everything to offer to this match, he should be trying to find me so he can get revenge on Bishop and Creed, but has he even attempted to drop me a line? No, not a phone call, e-mail, text message, nothing! How rude. Monie just rolls his eyes as Roberts walks over to he sofa and sits back down. Chad: Paul, I have a work out regimen ready for you today. Primetime: Your kidding right? Chad: No, not at all. Primetime: Chad, I have been working out on my own time. Chad: You need more than just working out, you need to prepare for the match. You have never been in the ring with Creed and – Primetime: Yeah, and he has never been in the ring with the greatest wrestler who ever lived so tell me who is at a disadvantage again. Chad: But Bishop has been in the ring with you, he knows what to look out for and this is just another match that will help him prepare for you at Redemption. Primetime: Yes, Bishop has been in the ring with me and I pinned his ass. I defeated the Universal Champion, and yet still there are people not believing the hype about me. I pinned his ass two weeks ago, and I will do it again this week. Chad: I am not going to just sit back and watch you lazily coast through the week. Primetime: Fine, you want me to prepare I will prepare. Let’s go hunt the Beast and his friend the war god. The scene fades to black and we reopen on the Planet Primetime Productions logo.  As the scene opens Roberts looks to be on the African savanna, he is dressed in African safari garb. He looks to be searching for something, and there is a giant lion sleeping in the grass. Primetime: Now, what we have hear is the king of the beasts, also known as a Bobby Bishop. Roberts says in a poor Australian accent. Primetime: Now what we know about the Bobby Bishop is the surrounds itself with a large amount fake reassurance. Making the other Beasts believe that he is something that he is not. As Roberts continues with his horrendous fake accent, the fat lion just lays there not moving a muscle. Primetime: You see the fat beast is so lazy that he puts nearly no effort at all into scaring away other predators. And as the sleeping beast lays there the whole world passes it by. Unfortunately for the beast a predator is about to realize that there is nothing to stop him from stealing his belongings. The sleeping beast does not move a muscle as he “protects” his belongings. Primetime: Where is the predator you ask? Roberts cocks a shot gun. Primetime: I’m the Predator. Roberts says in a serious tone dropping the fake accent. Suddenly a skinny kid wearing a an Alistair Creed t-shirt. The skinny kid comes up and feeds the beast some fruit loops. Primetime: Well, that explains why the beast is so sick, he is allowing Alistair Creed to slowly kill him from within. As you can see Creed is setting up the Beast to fall. He wants the beasts belongings for himself, sadly the young Creed is unable to steal even the easiest of prizes from the beast because he is nothing more than a kid who likes to play video games too much. No one ever learned anything from playing “God of War”. So the scared little kid just walks away. Really is pathetic isn’t it. The kid walks away from the beast. Primetime: Now it is time for me to take from the beast what he has no hope of protecting. But lucky for the beast I don’t have kill him to take those precious items that “protects”. You see in only a matter of weeks the beast will die all on its own and I will walk in and take it. I could walk up and shoot him in the face, just put him out of his misery, but it is more fun just watching him die. After this week he will be sufficiently weakened, and all that will need to be done is to just push the dieing beast over the cliff, and in the jungle you keep what you kill. Unfortunately for the jungle that is the UWF a much more dangerous king is about to take over, and this time a respectable king will rule. Chad walks up in African safari gear and kneels down next to Paul in the tall grass. Chad: You know when I said we needed to prepare for Creed and Bishop this isn’t really what I had in mind. Primetime: Shhh! You will scare away the beast! The camera slowly zooms in on the dieing beast who just lays there, day after day trying to keep a hold of the glory that it once held, but as the beast dies his glory is slowly being pulled away from him until the day that his time as king ended.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts  Bow Down... *Fade to Black* |
