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The scene opens to the simulcast between DSW and WCF networks. We open in the magnificent hotel room of “Primetime” Paul Roberts, who has just witnessed yet again another half assed promo from Viper. Roberts is sitting in the chair in front of the TV, he is wearing a black WCF t shirt, blue jeans and a gold chain around his neck. The WCF World Title is sitting on the floor next to his chair. After Viper’s promo has finished Roberts sits back and laughs a bit to himself. The only other person in the room is Chad, who also seems amused by what he has just seen.
Roberts turns and smiles at Chad, and laughs.
Primetime: Well, he sure showed me.
Chad: *laughing* Yes he did. I mean you exposed his secret after all.
Primetime: All week long, I told everyone how he couldn’t give a damn about the fans, he does not care about this business and he could care less if his precious DSW lives or dies. And what does he do?
*laughs*
Primetime: He…
Chad: …
Primetime: He does a promo where all he does is act silent for the majority of it. To prove some kind of a point.
*Continues laughing*
Primetime: He makes up some stupid idea that I said that he somehow said that he defeats his opponents with his promos.
Chad begins to laugh as well now.
Primetime: I mean all I did was suggest that he always wants the last word, and that is why he waits all week to do a promo. I mean hell all he has to do is let the cameras in and see what is going on in his life! But what does he do? He…He….He actually spends time trying to come up with an idea how to embarrass me when all he did was waist ten minutes of TV time…Wow!
Chad: Your absolutely right Paul, now he might have been joking about retiring but hell, it is obvious that he does not have much left in the tank. That was the best looking promo for Meltdown that he could think of? I would have rather watched him eat pizza!
Roberts grabs a hold of the camera.
Primetime: Here, Viper if you are going to do a WAY out there promo here is how you do it.
The camera fades to black. Upon reopening we are in some kind of laboratory. A credit pops up on the screen.
Planet Primetime Productions There is a man in a chair sitting in front of many TV screens all you can see is his hand sitting at the side. Ominous music is playing in the background. The camera zooms in on one of the screens it shows Chad “The Truth” Monie who is dressed as GM Chris, standing out side the door. The man in the chair moves his hand to a button and presses it down, opening the door. “GM Chris” cautiously walks in.
“GM Chris”: Hel…Hello?
Man in Chair: Enter….
“GM Chris” does just that and enters into the room. The man in the chair turns to face him but his back is still to the screen.
Man in Chair: So we meet at last GM Chris.
“GM Chris”: It is you…P.R. Prime!
P.R. Prime: It is! I am who you think I am! And for trying to find me I shall give you many stars in the sky!
“GM Chris”: You can do that?
P.R. Prime: No…
“GM Chris”: Then why did you say it?
P.R. Prime: Seemed like a good idea that the time.
“GM Chris”: Ah…
P.R. Prime: I have been watching you for many moons Chris.
“GM Chris”: Really? What are you some kind of psycho?
P.R. Prime: Not at all. I am the greatest criminal mind in the known universe!
“GM Chris”: Ah…I see…
P.R. Prime: You see I have developed a weapon to destroy your precious DSW!
“GM Chris”: Oh? And what might that be?
P.R. Prime: I call it…The Revolution! BWAHAHAHAHA!
“GM Chris”: Was the evil laugh really necessary?
P.R. Prime: Absolutely, it emphasizes how evil it is.
“GM Chris”: Well how exactly does this Revolution thing work?
P.R. Prime: Well wouldn’t you like to know?
“GM Chris”: Well actually I would.
P.R. Prime: Well fine then I will tell you.
“GM Chris”: …What are you doing?
P.R. Prime: If I don’t take my pills I will destroy this whole place.
“GM Chris”: How so?
P.R. Prime: These ones are for my RAGE!
“GM Chris”: Oh…
P.R. Prime: These ones are for rage in the evening.
“GM Chris” stands there with a confused look on his face for a few moments.
“GM Chris”: Anyway…the Revolution?
P.R. Prime: Ah yes the Revolution, you see this secret weapon is designed for extreme combat, it will dismantle the DSW piece by piece, millions of lives will be lost.
“GM Chris”: Prime?
P.R. Prime: Yes?
“GM Chris”: Will millions of people actually die?
P.R. Prime: …Yes…
P.R. Prime says with a devilish smile.
“GM Chris”: Well I have a secrete weapon too.
P.R. Prime: Oh do you now?
“GM Chris”: I do, and his name is Viper!
P.R. Prime: Oh…Oh no…Not….Not Viper!
P.R. Prime says in a sarcastic tone.
“GM Chris”: Viper will never let you –
P.R. Prime: WRONG! You see I know the one thing that he can not stand! I know is only weakness.
P.R. Prime turns around to face the camera. Revealing a long scar, down the face of P.R. Prime, good special effects in this one.
P.R. Prime: And it is this!
P.R. Prime with a sadistic look on his face holds up a soap on rope.
“GM Chris”: …No…
P.R. Prime: Yes! I have his only weakness, so when he arrives here in ten point two seconds, I will be ready for him, he will be destroyed and the Revolution will be free to rein supreme over DSW! BWAHAHAHAHA!
“GM Chris”: See there is that laugh again-
“GM Chris” is cut off by banging heard on the door to the room. P.R. Prime quickly hides the soap on a rope in a drawer in his desk. Viper knocks the door down and enters the room. “Viper” is actually Everett Gross, dressed in a “Superman” style suit only the colors are black and violet. There is a violet V on the chest of “Viper” who confidently enters the room.
“Viper”: I have you now P.R. Prime! Chris wait outside for me while I dispose of this piece of trash!
“GM Chris”: Now wait –
“Viper”: Do not question me! I have everything under control!
“Viper” shoves “GM Chris” out of the room.
“Viper”: It is just me and you now Prime. Give it up.
P.R. Prime: Not a chance! You think you are going to just vanquish the greatest criminal mind in the universe! HA! I laugh in your face! HA HA Ha!
“Viper”: Just hand over your weapon Prime!
P.R. Prime: Oh what do you mean?
“Viper”: The Revolution end it now!
P.R. Prime: Okay…you have me, there is no hope for me now, the Revolution is here…in my desk drawer.
“Viper” pushes past P.R. Prime, and opens the drawer to be surprised by what he finds inside…A BAR OF SOAP!
P.R. Prime: Recognize it? It is your only weakness, Viper.
P.R. Prime grabs the soap on a rope out of the drawer and hangs it around the neck of “Viper”
P.R. Prime: You see, you have fallen right in my trap! With you out of the way, I will be free to…Gosh your dumb!
An exhausted “Viper” leys on the floor.
P.R. Prime: You actually thought I kept the Revolution in my desk drawer? Wow, I guess I always assumed you were a bit brighter than that. But alas it no longer matters, I will now take my Revolution and destroy DSW!
With “Viper” drained from his only weakness, he lay helpless on the floor, he can not even move a limb, he almost appears to be in a coma. P.R. Prime begins to walk toward the door.
P.R. Prime: You know it is almost sad what is going to happen to DSW, but no matter. Goodbye Viper.
“Viper” just leys on the floor helpless, as P.R. Prime leaves out the door and slams it behind him. Just as the door slams the water sprinklers from the ceiling begin to rain down. “Viper” screams out with a blood curdling yell.
“Viper”: No….NOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Viper” begins to melt as the camera fades to black.
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