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As the days pass on day by day, the hours seem like days, and the days seem like weeks for those awaiting to hear from CASH about his mammoth of a match with Paul Roberts for the X Championship here in the ASW. This Wednesday at Island Massacre, live from the Honolulu, he will have the biggest match of his career. Paul Roberts has been here before, big matches are nothing new, and it looks like there is another one just around the corner. After Island Massacre “Primetime” Paul Roberts will once again be a champion in a federation full of stars looking for gold. CASH is merely an obstacle in his path to the X championship. The fans of the ASW deserve a champion that actually is as good as he claims, not some old factory insult.
The past few weeks have all too revealing that there is a changing of the guard in ASW in the X-Division. CASH has not been seen in weeks on ASW TV, while the whole time “Primetime” Paul Roberts has been pissing off the whole roster. Just to show up at events and destroy CASH time after time. This time there will be no ducking his challenges. The match has been signed and it is just too bad that CASH can no longer run. The clock is ticking and CASH’s X-Title rein is coming to a swift end on Pay-Per-View.
But before that can happen Roberts must defeat CASH in Ultimate-X. Unfortunately for the ASW fans Mr. Hart has been in hiding for a while following the beat down that Roberts gave him last week on Slaughter. But hey, can you blame him? No one in there right mind would want to get in the ring one on one with the greatest wrestler that ever lived. But hey, since CASH wont come to you, we decided to go out and find him. Paul Roberts has gathered his production team and cast is going to find out once and for all why CASH keeps ducking him. As the scene opens we have not yet begun the film what we see is backstage personnel, camera men, mic operators, and directors and such. As the people slowly move out from camera view we see our good friend Chad “The Truth” Monie sitting in a director’s style chair checking out ASW-TV seeing if CASH, maybe, by some miracle grew a set of nuts and showed up. But no luck, as the promos move on a commercial begins to role, the ASW commercial for Showdown features “Primetime”. Various images from last event are shown and finally Roberts nailing the missile dropkick from the top rope connecting with the Chaos Experience. Quickly it cuts to “Primetime” in studio where he is standing in front of the ASW banner.
Primetime: Check out All Star Wresting, Wednesday and Sundays at nine, experience the Heat!
And the camera cuts to the ASW banner showing the date and time of the events. Chad: That’s ridiculous. Just as he says that Roberts walks up from behind. Primetime: No, that’s awesome. Roberts says with a smile, as Monie turns around to see Roberts. Primetime: Management knows what’s good for them, put the face of the king of primetime on there commercials. I mean who wouldn’t tune in to see me? Chad: You do have a point. Primetime: What’s the deal anything from our friend CASH? Chad: No such luck, they guy is still hiding. Primetime: Well then lets go find him. Roberts says with a devilish smile growing on his face. The screen fades to black.  The first thing that we see is a disclaimer. The following program has been paid for by “Primetime” Paul Roberts, an ASW superstar, this network or its affiliates do not necessarily support the claims and or products presented. This presentation is for entertainment purposes only. Any and all characters in the following film are entirely fictional, along with any information derived from those said characters. The characters and environments in the following program are in no way related to the wrestler Corban Hart aka CASH. Any and all comments made by the characters are entirely fictional. As the scene reopens we find our selves in what looks like a missing persons office at FBI headquarters. Everyone is dressed in coat and tie except for the ladies who are dressed in ladies pants suits. Everyone is working amongst themselves when Paul Roberts walks into the room also dressed in a black suit and tie. Primetime: Okay, listen up people we have a missing persons case that I am going to need everyone’s help on. The missing person is Hart, he is a known billionaire…I guess. He is also alleged to be heavily involved with certain gangs, so this very well could be gang related so everyone needs to be careful. Mr. Hart was last seen at a restaurant upstate. I am going to head up to that restaurant and start asking questions. Everett and Chad, I want you to head over to his grandmother’s place where he allegedly grew up. Get in her face a little rough her up if you have to, from what I hear she is a pretty wild lady so get some information out of her. Bridget I want you to go to his old school and find whatever leads you can. The screen fades to black and upon reopening Roberts is in a restaurant, and from the surroundings, it looks as if he was unable to locate the same restaurant that Hart was last seen in because this does not look like a place with a man who as much money as CASH would spend his time. This is more of a greasy diner, than a fine dining restaurant. But details, details, no one really paid that much attention to CASH anyway right? Right, now Roberts walks into the diner, and makes his way to the kitchen were a greasy man with a spatula is making hamburgers. Primetime: Sir. The man just continues his work and ignores Roberts. Primetime: SIR! The man turns around and a scowl comes across his face. Greasy Man: What do you want? Primetime: I just wanted to ask you a few questions about this man. Roberts reaches into his front pocket and pulls out a picture of Corban Hart. Greasy Man: Yeah, so what. Primetime: Well I was wondering if you have ever in your life seen this man. Greasy Man: Yeah, so what if I did? I mean I don’t date everyone who comes into the restaurant. Primetime: Is that right? Greasy Man: Yeah, it is, so what of it? Primetime: Well this man went missing shortly after I challenged him for the X-Title a few weeks back. Aside from a couple of event appearances he has not been seen since. Greasy Man: ASW? Rasslin? Eh, I don’t watch that crap. Primetime: Sir… Roberts shoots the man a look knowing that he is lying. Primetime: I could have you arrested for interfering with a federal investigation. Greasy Man: Okay, maybe I catch it on TV from time to time, wait a minute….You a fed? Primetime: Do you think I am? Greasy Man: Not really. Show me some badge or something. Primetime: I don’t have time for this, did you see the man here or not? Greasy Man: Yeah, I saw him. He was here with some guy, yeah, the guy with the hair. Primetime: The guy with the hair. Greasy Man: Yeah. Primetime: Interesting, so this guy with the hair, did he have any identifying marks? Like a scar or a tattoo? Greasy Man: Naw, just his hair, he was the guy with the hair. Primetime: Well great. Thank you for all your help. Greasy Man: Well one more thing… Primetime: Yeah? Whats that? Greasy Man: I saw him murder some guy, yeah, the guy with the face. Yeah, really bad for business, you know people don’t like going out and getting murdered you know. Primetime: So I have heard. You are sure you saw him murder...the guy with the...face? Greasy Man: No...not sure, but pretty sure, I mean I saw them come in togeather and then when he left he left by himself. If you ask me, the guy is probably in jail. Did you check jail? Primetime: You know, I didn’t check jail. Greasy Man: You should check there next, that’s probably where he is. That’s way he cants go around killin people anymore. Primetime: Good point. The screen transitions to Chad and Everett outside of an old rundown old shed of a house. The very same that Corban Hart had supposedly grown up in. Chad and Everett walk up to the door and give it a knock to see if the old lady is home. Following the knock the door simply just falls down, and they let themselves inside. Chad: Hello? Is anyone here? Everett: Yo! Old bitch were are you! Chad quickly turns and glares at Everett. But quickly a fat old lady comes waddling around the corner. Fat Old Lady: What the hell do you morons want? Just then she sees her front door laying on the floor. Fat Old Lady: What the hell did you assholes do to my door??? The old lady goes and picks up the door and hooks it back on its hinges. Chad: We are just here to ask you a few questions. Fat Old Lady: Well you better get to askin because I have a busy day ahead of me, my TV show is going to be on soon, and then I am headin down to the county fair to get me some baby back ribs and chocolate cake! Everett: Sure ma’am this should only take a minute. Have you ever seen this man? Everett pulls a picture of CASH out from his coat and hands it to the woman. Fat Old Lady: Well sure as shit I have, he is my good for nothing son. That piece of crap aint been back to wash my back in ages. Chad: Yeah, well you see the reason we ask is because a few weeks ago, he went missing and we are trying to locate him. Fat Old Lady: Well shit I don’t know where that piece of crap is hiding. Last time this happened his high school called me telling me they couldn’t find him. Sayin that he got in some sort of fight, but never showed up. He is always doing this, I saw on the TV that he has some fight this week with that dreamy guy from the TV movies. If I were him I wouldn’t fight him neither. Everett: Yeah, Paul Roberts – Fat Old Lady: PAUL ROBERTS! Man how many times have I dreamt of having that hot old piece of man between my legs- Chad: OKAY! That’s enough. Everett: Ma’am we are trying to locate him, any idea where he might be? Fat Old Lady: Beats me, if I were to guess I would check the homeless shelter, he likes to go there sometimes to eat and stuff, since he doesn’t have any money and stuff. Chad: Actually ma’am I think your son has been lying to you, it is well known that he is a billionaire. Fat Old Lady: BILLIONAIRE! What the hell that good for nothing piece of crap, he owes me a ton of money for all the time I spent raising him and stuff! Chad: Yeah, well ma’am good luck with that you have been most helpful. Everett: Yeah, Thank you. Fat Old Lady: Glad I could help, next time you guys come bring that dreamy primetime TV boy with you. The camera transitions once again this time to Bridget who appears to be talking to one of Streets Wilson’s old teachers. Bridget: Okay, and what grade did you teach Corban? Teach: Kindergarten. Bridget: Okay, and how did he do in school? Teach: Oh, he always had trouble, it took him till the fourth time coming through my class to learn the alphabet. Bridget: Is that right? Teach: Yeah, it was really sad, and he was always picking on the other kids. He wouldn’t nap during nap time, and the mouth that child had was unbelievable. One time I told him that he couldn’t have his milk until nap time and jumped right at me and said “Shit you!” Bridget: Shit you? Teach: Yeah, he never was really good at using cuss words. Bridget: Well the reason I am here today is because he has gone missing and we need to find him, the last place he was seen was at Slaughter were Paul Roberts bean him down last week. Teach: Oh, that old wrestling program. I’m afraid I haven’t seen him since then. Bridget: Do you have any idea where he might be? Teach: Well whenever he got challenged to fights back in kindergarten he would always go and hind in the bath room on account that he would normally wet his pants. Bridget: I see. Teach: If I were you I would check the bathrooms at the arena Slaughter was at last week, some times he would hide in there and accidentally lock himself in. I would tell him the lock is on the door knob but we would always have to get a lock smith in here to let him out. He wasn’t the brightest boy you know. Bridget: So I have heard. The camera transitions again back to the missing persons office where Roberts is attempting to put together a time line to where he is. Unfortunately no one knows much about his current whereabouts seeing as how that’s pretty much the point of being a killer for hire. Roberts turns around and addresses the office. Primetime: Well, I have accepted that people who cant be found typically don’t want to be found. So if nothing else I guess we can hope that he will show up this Wednesday on Pay-Per-View. Chad: His mother said that he sometimes hangs out at the local homeless shelter, we went there I guess he just comes by and mocks the homeless, laughing at them because they have no money, or so the residents say; but he wasn’t there. Bridget: I had the custodial crew check all the bathrooms in the arena from last week and no luck. Primetime: Well as long as he isn’t dead, I will still see him at Island Massacre in Ultimate X. He can run from me till then but eventually he will have to stand toe to toe with the greatest wrestler alive and his fate will be the same as all the rest. And he knows it. Bridget: My guess is he is in some bath room somewhere wetting his pants thinking about facing you this Wednesday. Everett: Or he could just be out swiping food out of garbage’s ripping off bums. Not to eat it, just to take it so the bums can’t have it, he is kind of an asshole like that. Primetime: Any one of those things could be true, but the fact remains that he will meet me in the ring at the Aloha Stadium this Wednesday, and after it is all said and done his nightmare will be over and he can go back to his normal life. And I will no longer have to go searching for my opponents, well at least I hope anyway. You know he is mocking and stealing food from bums and people call me an asshole. Wow. Roberts turns around and erases the marker board with all the information on it regarding the disappearance of Corban Hart. The camera fades to black. And the following message is played. The proceeding program was paid for by “Primetime” Paul Roberts, an ASW superstar. All the characters in the film were paid actors, selected and paid by Paul Roberts. The script was written by Paul Roberts, and the characters were in no way related or associated with CASH in any way. The program was for entertainment purposes only and any and all comments should be taken as such. This network and its affiliates do not necessarily support the claims and or products presented.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts  ASW Win Loss Record: 3-0-0 Next Match: *Fade to Black*
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