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As we grow near to Wednesday Showdown Paul Roberts and Chad Monie are still in Halifax, there flight to Ohsweken, Ontario leaves shortly. But before the scene begins you have to think about what has transpired in the past few days. Paul Roberts challenged for an X-Division contender match and was met by gigantic oaf, Goliath as his opponent. Not exactly what you would call an X-Division specialist but he will do his best. Roberts himself has yet to ever compete in an X-Division match but has dedicated himself to sparking the Division that has the potential of being the most exciting in all of wrestling.
Goliath has shown that he is bright enough to eat an entire buffet and get thrown out of a restaurant, just to give a eight second speech about his X-Division match this Wednesday at Showdown. But what can you expect from him? Its not his fault he has a big ‘ol pile of worms between his ears instead of a brain. All Goliath did was further prove Roberts point that Goliath is not and never will be what the no limits world of the X-Division is all about. It would appear even that the X-Division itself has been neglected by the ASW never really seeing its potential, but “Primetime” Paul Roberts will put an end to that, after he defeats Goliath he has special plans for his X-Division title match that he will inevitably have against C.A.S.H.
As the scene opens Roberts limo pulls up to an air line that looks different than the ones were are used to seeing Roberts take. This appears to be a plane you would see at an air show, one that does tricks and barrel rolls. As they step out of the car, Chad’s eyes grow wide. Chad: What’s going on here? Primetime: What do you mean? Roberts says with a smile. Chad: You know what I mean, where is our normal jet? This, this thing I am not flying in this thing. Primetime: Relax, our pilot is a trained professional. Chad: Trained in what? Killing people? Chad says under his breath. Primetime: Relax, if I am going to compete in the X-Division I need to be able to be ready for anything. And what better way to do that than to fly to Ohsweken in a stunt plane? Roberts says with a confident smile on his face. Chad: I am not getting on that plane. Primetime: Come on we have to go, this is our only flight to Ohsweken, either you are getting on it or I will see you when you are done driving there. Chad: You cant be serious, I cant drive there. Primetime: I know, now get on the plane. Chad and Paul walk towards the plane and board it, the pilot is there to greet them. Pilot: Welcome aboard. These here are your parachutes, if something were to go wrong and we need to jump out just go ahead and pull this rip cord after you count to ten. Monie has a shocked look on his face as Roberts smiles and straps on his parachute. Chad: You have to be kidding! If something were to go wrong??? Why would anything go wrong??? Pilot: Well you never know, in my business mistakes happen when you are doing tricks, if something does go wrong you don’t want to be on the plane when it crashes. Chad: IF THE PLANE CRASHES??? Primetime: Calm down Chad, I am sure he is just joking. Pilot: Yeah, I have only crashed three times in my life. The pilot says laughing as he heads to the cockpit. Chad: Three time??? Chad whispers to Roberts: Primetime: Yeah, that’s good, he was the best one I could find. Chad: Paul seriously we don’t have to do this, I will book us a charter bus. Primetime: Chad, I am committing my self to this X-Division stuff, so just chill. Chad: Chill? Chad turns and stairs off with a wide eyed look. Suddenly the engine from the plane begins to roar. Primetime: What do you suppose Goliath is doing to prepare for this match?? Roberts shouts over the noise of the engine. Chad: I watched his promo on ASW TV, from what I can tell all he is doing is marathon eating! Shouts Chad over the loud engine. Suddenly the plane begins to take off. As the plane leaves the ground Chad begins to clam a bit. Now that we are in the air the noise level has downed some. Chad: Well this isn’t so bad, it kind of just like our jet. Suddenly the plane pulls into a barrel roll! Primetime: WHOOOOOOO! Chad: I HATE YOU! Primetime: When I am in the ring this Wednesday it is going to be just like this! NO LIMITS CHAD! AND GOLIATH ISN’T READY! Chad: Cant we do this later??? When we AREN’T doing summersaults through the air! The plane begins to pull a back flip! Primetime: I can’t wait to get in the ring! I LOVE THE NO LIMITS WORLD OF THE X-DIVISION! Chad: OH PLEASE JUST LET ME DIE! As “Primetime’s” stunt plane eventually gets them to Ohsweken, you have to wonder if Goliath is going to be ready for his X-Division match with the greatest wrestler alive today “Primetime” Paul Roberts. As Roberts continues to perfect his X-Division style, his greatness grows, and it takes more than brute strength to win a any match, let alone an X-Division match with the alpha and omega of the wrestling world; and after Roberts defeats Goliath he will be able to challenge the X-Champion. Once he has won the X-Championship, the X-Division will finally have a champion it can be proud of, a champion that will make the X-Division in ASW exciting once again, and eventually one of the most exciting divisions in all of wrestling.
"Primetime" Paul Roberts  ASW Win Loss Record: 1-0-0 *Fade to Black*
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