I'm Not Fat Because

I'm not fat because I eat a lot

I don't eat pies and cakes ...

I'm not fat because I'm Lazy

Not me for goodness sakes !!!

I hardly ever finish my meals,

I never stuff my face ...

I don't eat lots of fattening foods,

Although I  clean my plate...

I think it must be genetic,

All these rolls of mine...

With all this hefty poundage,

And a wide load granny  behind...

Maybe it's the Thyroid

Slowed down or it has died....

Because I  Have to tell ya,

My Butt is mighty wide...

It could not be my diet

Or lack of morning jogs ...

It can't be because I'm getting old

Or that I sit like a bump on a log...

I must burn a lot of calories

Sitting here behind this screen...

What more could I possibly do

To make myself thin and lean...

It's got to be the Thyroid

Slowed down or it just died...

That's got to be the reason

I've gotten so damn wide...

I'm not fat because I eat a lot

I don't eat pies and cakes ...

I'm not fat because I'm Lazy

Not me for goodness sakes !!!

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