Men say we’re weak and helpless

But that’s just not true…

Here’s my song to you….

Eve showed Adam he wasn’t doing his job when she took the apple

Helen started a war when Paris kidnapped her

Maybe they should have blamed the war on the contest that Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite had!

Odysseys travel home for ten years to be with his wife

Abigail Adams tried to get our rights

But she wasn’t as good as the Daughters of Liberty!

We won’t get to play in the NBA! But we can play in the WNBA instead!

Women are just as good as men! Avril Lavigne is winning lots of awards!

Adam Sandlar…. Not a woman!

But guess who is!

The people who do the voices of the rugrats babies!

Gwen Stefani is lead singer of the almost guy band No Doubt

Margaret Thatcher was prime minister of my homeland England. Before Tony Blair agreed to help president Shrub get Saddam in Insane again!

Women of the world: Stand up and be counted!

Be proud of what you are and remember:

WE ARE WOMEN, HEAR US ROAR!!!!!