You are the first customer in our Cheese Shop. Patricia and I, Margaret are the lovely owners of this shop. Enjoy our yummy goods! (That didn't come out right. But who cares!)

Updates:

4/22/17: Marge: I added the last three cheeses to the "Hard Cheese" section.

4/18/17: Marge: I added two more cheeses to the "Hard Cheese" section.

3/10/17: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

3/9/17: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

2/5/17: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

2/4/17: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

2/3/17: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

12/25/16: Marge: Merry Christmas everyone! Did you get any nice gifts? I know I did! I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

12/24/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

12/23/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

12/22/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

11/19/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

11/18/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

11/17/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

9/15/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

7/16/16: Marge: I added another cheese to the "Hard Cheese" section.

2/20/16: Polly: I added new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

8/16/15: Polly: I added new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

4/19/15: Polly: I finished my "Pearls of Wisdom."

10/25/14: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section and fixed our welcome sign.

4/21/14: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

4/20/14: Polly: С праздником Пасхи! (That's "Happy Easter!" in my native language.) I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

10/22/13: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

6/17/13: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

4/3/13: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

3/7/13: Polly: I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

12/25/12: Polly: С Рождеством Христовым! (That's "Merry Christmas!" in my native language.) I have added a new cheese to the "Soft Cheese" section.

7/26/08: Marge: I have added another cheese.

11/6/07: Marge: I have added another cheese.

10/17/07: We have fixed the links.

4/30/07: Marge: I have added another title.

3/5/07: Marge: I have added another title.

12/29/06: Polly: I have added another video.

10/13/06: Polly: I have added more music.

10/8/06: Marge: I have added more music.

8/2/06: Polly: I have fixed up my page.

7/21/06: Marge: I have linked up my shrine.

7/14/04: Polly: I have the soft cheese up.

7/13/06: Marge: I have added my quickies.

"If you ever get close to a human
and human behaviour
be ready to get confused

there's definitely no logic
to human behaviour
but yet so irresistible

there is no map
to human behaviour"