The trouble of Pedro
So here's the deal everyone. There's an on going problem at Casa De Colinas. One of the residents there *cough* Pedro *cough* has ummm some what of a problem. What is it you ask well how do I put this in the most non offensive way possible. You see ladies and gents, Pedro has what we call chronic masturbation, or in other word's he touches himself at night.... during the day, when he's eating, walking past an elementary school, well you get the idea.
So before we bring out some possible solutions to this matter lets first put a face to this name.
ahh yes ladies and gents this is the man. From his eyes you can tell that he's just one sick bastard. This picture was taken candidly as he was watching some bestiality porn on his computer, but that's not just the extent of his sickness people.
Some of his favorite websites include
and this is just a short list of the many places that he visits.
Think that's not bad enough here's a picture of him back in his dorm days.
And what exactly is he doing in there you might ask. It's quite obvious that he's washing up after his usual mid day fun. You can definitely tell that he goes at it. I mean look at the expression on his face. It's like the face of a kid with down's who just got his first place medal at the special Olympics (disclaimer Pedro is not retarded, just slightly sick in the head).
Ok ladies and gents the introduction has been made, now please vote accordingly to help his poor roommates, the other residents at Casa De Colinas, and the innocent bystanders, bums, stray dogs, and preschool children of this great city of Tucson.
