The
Koala and the Lizard
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks
past and looks up and says, "Hey you! What are you doing?" The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and
sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little
lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the
river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the
side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that
he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest,
finds the tree where the koala is sitting
finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!" So the koala looks down
at him and says:
Holy "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
water did you drink?!!"
