"THE RINGMASTER" BRETT BLADE

[It’s a cloudy and damp morning deep in the heart of New York City. The rain is off and on but the air is humid. The scene opens with an aerial view of a large apartment building with a huge balcony on the top floor. The camera rotates a bit and then closes in on the building. The scene switches and we see a man sitting back in a black Italian leather recliner. The man is dressed in a white Nike sweat suit with a white stripe going down the side. He is also wearing black Nike sneakers. Beside the man is a table with a half finished glass of brandy a silver chrome lighter and a fine Cuban cigar. The man looks up and notices the camera zooming in and smiles. He picks up the glass of brandy and sips it. He gently places it down and places the stogie in his mouth. He motions with the two fingers to summon his butler. The older looking gentleman in traditional servant uniform enters the shot and picks up the lighter off the side table. The butler flicks the light and lights on the man’s stogie. With a flick of the wrist the man informs his help he is no longer needed and the butler leaves the shot. The man puffs on the Cuban as the fire inches closer to end, and he let’s out a puff off smoke. Through the smoke you can see the man smiling as he opens his mouth to speak.] The Ringmaster Brett Blade- Welcome Ruffkut fans. This is your chance to meet the greatest wrestler this galaxy has ever known. Some of you may know of me. Due to the fact that my former employer has been trashing me throughout the industry. I will touch on that later. But for now I just thought you would like to see the real thing up close and personal. There are several reasons why I didn’t post an old promo. Although they are all academy award worthy segments I did have some things to say so I will say them. Here we are on Ruffkut, the Mecca of E-wrestling. I was told if you earn the respect of the Ruffkut faithful you could make it anywhere and any fed. So all you Fed heads out there I guess this is the equivalent of Christmas for you. Why do I say that? Simply because the best period, no questions asked is an available free agent. That would be The Ringmaster Brett Blade. Before you ask if you are dreaming surely you are not. I am everything anyone would possibly want in an employee. I show up for one thing. The other is you won’t find a franchise guy the like of me anywhere on the net. I not only shine myself, but I make the mediocre talent around me look marketable. I have been known to carry rosters, just ask the bums at UIWF Wired. I take the most sorry out of shape card filler and make him look like he resembles an athlete. Just one of my many gifts. Now we are on Ruffkut aren’t we? Where some of the greatest talent in the wrestling world is located. Some of the guys in some of these feds are world-class athletes. But they all happen to be a small step under me. I am The Measuring Stick, The Bread and Butter, The New Standard, The Career Ender, The One and Only Wrestling Messiah. And if some of these owners are half as smart as I think they are, I should be hearing from them real soon. Like I said earlier I have no problem with making people, But I want my cut! By the time this promo is over anyone who has read it will either hate me or think I am full of hot gas. I am would ask they not make the mistake dozens of others have. I have seen some of you guys and quite frankly a lot of you have no fucking Idea what a promo is. Fortunately I don’t have such a problem. Which is why I f I was signed It would automatically be pick up of the year for any general manager, and that is the truth. I know that fucking joke Andrew Smith and his band of brainwashed marks have been bad mouthing me around but I have a challenge out to them and as of this moment, said challenge has gone unanswered. Which doesn’t surprise me dealing with those spineless worms from the UIWF. So basically in closing it would not be wise for you to allow a talent like mine to just walk out the door. But just remember when getting in touch with my agents don’t be cheap it will cost you. But In return you will get the guy you have been craving. A guy who day in and day out will bust his ass to prove what he says. I am not just a bunch of endorsements and catch phrases; you can take it to the bank that I back up any and everything I say in the ring. But don’t believe these insane rumors that I am a locker room cancer. Most inferior locker rooms would say that about me off course. I am an amazing wrestler and I will tell you about it every single time. If I feel you are a burned out pieces of shit I will tell you so. I don’t care how long you have been in a fed. If you don’t like it shut me up inside the ring. Don’t go the prez to bitch and moan that I am not giving you the proper respect. I wipe my ass with your respect. Talent like Brett Blade doesn’t come around often, so if your have trouble accepting the fact that you are not better than me, you can take solace in the fact that your not alone. You are joined by ninety percent of the wrestling world. I mean as a smart fed head could you just imagine the ratings when a specimen like myself walks out to your ring? Can you imagine the advertising rates for Brett Blade quarter hours? Could imagine the insane amount of t-shirts I will sell with your logos on them? Make no mistake I am only out for myself. I am not here to go to your wedding, I don’t want to have a beer after the show with you and I don’t want to travel up and down the road discussing the “biz” I am going to join that lucky fed for one reason and one reason only. That reason is too win the respected Title no matter how I have to do it. I will start from the very bottom and make my way up to the top. Then When I am Champion of that fed everyone here on ruffkut and everywhere else will know that The Ringmaster Brett Blade was right all along. I mean look at me. I am in the best shape of my life. Look at my well-shaped physique. I am not a Goth weirdo or wannabe ninja I am a textbook down to the basics-wrestling machine. I will prove this the moment I step into your ring. So If you like what you see hit my agents. If you don’t like what you see, don’t worry this is only a sample promo. You have only scratched the surface of the greatness that is Brett Blade. [The Ringmaster Brett Blade takes another puff off his stogie and he get’s up from his recliner. He removes the jacket from his sweat suit to reveal a white tanks top with the words “UIWF Sucks” splashed on the front. He places the jacket on the recliner and walks toward the balcony. Whilst following the Ringmaster Brett Blade the camera catches a shot of the various title belts and plaques Brett Blade has won across the industry. The Ringmaster walks out on the balcony and turns to the camera as the camera moves closer toward him. The ringmaster takes a puff off his Cuban cigar and lets it out looking up at the gray New York City sky. Just then the clouds begin to part and sun shines by coincidence. The Ringmaster smiles in approval as he takes another drag off the Cuban. He motions again with his fingers and two men come into the shot. One man is carrying a small fire extinguisher and the other man is carrying what appears to be a blood red UIWF banner. One of the men sprays a flammable liquid over the front of the banner as The Ringmaster walks toward them The Ringmaster pulls out a lighter and sets the banner ablaze. Before the flame can reach the top of the banner it is dropped and the other man begins to sprays the banner with the fire extinguisher before the fire gets out of hand. All three men begin to laugh hysterically as Blade orders the extras to leave the scene. They oblige and the camera pans down at the burned banner and pans upward to Brett Blade. He begins to speak] The Ringmaster Brett Blade- Now to the other reason I am out here on the Ruffkut feed. Some of you may not know I was fired from the UIWF for what I believe is stating the obvious. It’s fine with me as long as that shit stain Andrew Smith keeps sending my checks, but they have made it their business to make sure I don’t get another job. Like little schoolgirls in heat they run around to various potential employers to say I am “cancer” among other things. Well I feel it’s time to put the UIWF on blast. First of all let’s get down to the real reason I was fired. The UIWF makes it policy to push friends behind the scenes. This went on so long complacency began to take hold of several of the top tiered superstars in the promotion. When I came out on one of my daily promo and called the superstars on this by name, these superstars, embarrassed that I exposed them for the cronies they proved to be, set into motion a plan to get rid of me. They bitched and moaned that I was ruining there “fun” and the UIWF wasn’t a pleasant place anymore because I was there. This went on for about two months and then one of their former champions actually had the gall to question my skills. I promptly told him he was a jealous has been who wasn’t as over as me. What did he do? Punch me out??? Nooooooooooo. Challenge me to a match?? Absolutely not, he knew I would kick his ass. He went to Andrew Smith and complained about me. What is this junior high? I was fired the next day or so. I said ok, we signed a contract so send me my checks. Then when I tried to move on with my career they sent letters to several fed heads and even posted on this feed about me. So I decided to wage war on them. Some of you may have noticed my challenge to the best the UIWF has to offer. Some of you have also noticed this challenged has not been answered. That is because the UIWF superstars won’t compete in a match where there is an independent setting. They only compete in the UIWF where they know there cronies will take care of them. Where is there pride? Here you have a guy challenging anyone on the roster and I haven’t heard not one response from them. Not one. I mean rep your fed! Don’t you have any pride in the UIWF brand? I guess not. I wanted this to be over but since you guys have taken it upon yourself to sabotage my career I will take it upon myself to literally embarrass anyone who has the guts to accept my challenge. And when I am done destroying your best talent everybody on Ruffkut will know what a bush league the UIWF happens to be. Because win or lose I would have proven my point about you guys. The UIWF is afraid of legit competition. So Andrew Smith rally your troops. Pick the best man you have. And all of Ruffkut will watch me decimate him in unbelievable fashion You see it’s easy to trash a guy in the shadows but if any of you had any guts you would defend your fed and take me on. Hell I have even gotten responses from guys who didn’t like the way I challenged you guys. But I am not going to waste my time on beating guys that will not further the revolution of Brett Blade. Come one Andrew surely you can find somebody on that joke of a roster you have to battle me. How about your new Champ Jack Kaine? Send him over her and I will gladly kick his ass. I personally hope you send Dave Doherty. He is a hall of fame member in your fed right? Two-minute promos and all. Or you can send Deigo. Because as long as Ruffkut allows me I am going to be dragging your fed through the mud until somebody comes out to stop me. Since Diego Decide he would talk shit about me why not have him shut me up. Smith read my fucking lips this will not end until one of your boys has a match with me. We can air the match right here on The Ruffkut network. What do you say? It’s not about your bullshit titles that are defended once a month. It’s about showing I could beat anybody in the UIWF. Knowing you, you would probably recruit someone just to fight me. Because the guys you had on your roster when I was there had no talent whatsoever. Their promo attempts would be sad if they weren’t so laughable. Smith I hope you choose Kaine. Everyone there respects him so when I wipe the mat with him everybody in the fed will know Brett Blade was right after all this time. Smith who ever you choose the result will be the same. And do you know why? None of you mid carders are worth the dog shit on the bottom of my shoe. But back to this piece of shit Diego. You still don’t learn do you? I see you lost yet another PPV match to Kid Krash yet again. Don’t you know by now that’s what your job is? You’re a card filler, you put over the alleged ” A” talent bitch. You are a fucking embarrassment to the game. You just didn’t keep your nose out of my business? I bet you are going to wish you should have. But I am aware that you guys may have a bigger problem than me as somebody hacked into your feed and took over most of the broadcasts. All the wrestlers work was lost. Looks like you have pissed off somebody else Andrew. Somebody else thinks your fed is a joke. You see boy karma is one strange thing. People get what they deserve. And when you figure that out I want you to pick out the best man you have. No excuses. I hope you don’t let me get away with this Andrew. I just lifted up your skirt and showed everybody your pussy. Now what are you going to do about it? Oh and Andrew I hope you haven’t forgotten… IT”S WHAT I DO THAT COUNTS [The Ringmaster tosses the last bit of the Cuban into the wind and walks up the camera. He stares straight into the lens and begins to laugh maniacally. He turns from the camera and walks away back into his penthouse apartment as two very hot looking blonde women are waiting for him. One is very busty and she has on a red cocktail dress with matching shoes and purse. The other is much smaller in stature and she is wearing a blue cocktail dress with match shoe and purse. The Ringmaster Brett Blade greets the ladies with a kiss on the check and then places and arm over both ladies and turns to walk away as the feed fades to the Ringmaster Brett Blade official Logo]

IT'S WHAT I DO THAT COUNTS