Old News
Some Long Awaited Updates
A lot has happened since the last update when Lita won the women's championship. Later that night, Lita ran into Ashley Massaro backstage where a confrontation ensued, kicking off the start of a feud between the two divas. Lita violently attacked her new rival, promising that she would make sure nothing came between her and her newly acquired championship.
Wrestlemania saw the continuation of Randy and Lita's double gold, where he successfully defended his world heavyweight championship against Finlay. Also at Wrestlemania, Ashley became the number one contender to Lita's championship when she was the only diva able to make it to the ring for the battle royal. The others were left unexplainably locked in the women's locker room.
Another confrontation occurred on Smackdown! two weeks ago when Lita taunted Ashley about her win at Wrestlemania. Ashley let her temper get the better of her, and launched an attack of her own on the women's champion. Luckily for Lita, Randy came to her rescue before any serious damage could be inflicted.
This feud between the two women remains unsettled. Check back here soon for more information as it becomes available.
(23 May 2007)
Last Woman
Standing
This past week on Raw saw a battle royal for the Women's championship in which all
divas were sanctioned to participate in. Naturally, Lita was just one of the divas to
take up this opportunity. In an impressive battle between the women of Revolt, it came
down to just two divas - Lita and Ashley Massaro.
Although Ashley proved able to hold her own in the ring, the more experienced
competitor, Lita, got the advantage over the "Dirty Diva" and eliminated her from the
match. Being the sole survivor of the match, Lita was crowned Revolt's first Women's
champion and rumour has it, is set to make an appearance to reveal her thoughts about
being champion.
Lita wasn't the only one who obtained gold this week. In Smackdown's main event, the
Legend Killer, Randy Orton picked up a win over Finlay to become the World Heavyweight
champion. Living up to the promise of becoming the "Golden couple", what does this
mean for Revolt now that this "dominant couple" have gold around both their waists?
Stay tuned to find out.
(30 Apr. 07)
Greatness Shines On Friday
Nights
For the second time since joining WWE Revolt, Lita has got one over on long term
nemesis, Trish Stratus. Instead of using the ropes to help her pick up a victory over
Stratus as she had done previously, Lita - in her own words - states that she had an
"ace up her sleeve". In a turn of events that shocked Revolt fans worldwide, Randy
Orton turned up during the match to deliver an RKO to Trish!
Both Randy Orton and Lita have officially announced their relationship to Revolt fans
and employees and have declared that their alignment will bring "greatness" to the
company, going as far as to state that they will be Revolt's most dominant couple.
More on this story as it unfolds.
(26 Apr. 07)
Lita Victorious In Her Debut
Lita picked up her first victory this past week on Raw in a triple
threat match against Trish Stratus and Precious. The opening stages of the match saw a
temporary alliance between Precious and Lita, as they teamed up against Trish before
it became every woman for herself. After executing a dropkick that sent Precious to
the outside, Lita fell victim to Trish's Chick Kick. Unfortunately, this wasn’t enough
for the Canadian who only received a two-count before being dragged out of the ring by
Precious. With the two now battling outside the ring, this gave Lita an opportunity to
recover, which she took advantage of before ascending the turnbuckle and delivering an
impressive moonsault to the outside of the ring, taking down both Trish and
Precious.
Trish was the first to make it back to the ring, along with Lita and immediately began
to measure up her long-time rival for another Chick Kick. Lita managed to manoeuvre
out of the way, resulting in Precious taking the full extent of the damage which was
intended for the redhead. Without wasting any time, Lita managed a quick roll up on
Trish, and with the aid of the ropes, picked up the victory.
(17 Apr. 07)
Keeping It In The Family
Lita's certainly been causing some chaos throughout the men's locker room...and not in
the way that most critics would expect. It appears as though Lita has caught the eye
of a few superstars on the Revolt roster. The latest, apparently, is none other than
Jeff Hardy. Yes, you read correctly. The brother of Lita's former long-term boyfriend,
Matt Hardy.
As always, we bring you the exclusive. It was revealed, that backstage last night,
Jeff Hardy met up with his former team mate, Lita and confessed all to her. Any fans
hoping for some sort of Lita-Hardy reunion will be left disappointed as Lita informed
Jeff that she thought of him as nothing more than a brother. Ouch. What a way to crush
the poor guy's feelings.
We tried to get a statement from Lita regarding last night's confession and received
the following information:
"I don't know what you're expecting to hear from me on this matter. Yes, Jeff did
confess his feelings to me last night and I set the record straight to him that
nothing would ever evolve between us. Anything you see or hear saying otherwise should
be ignored. I have no plans for aligning myself with any member of the Revolt roster -
business or otherwise."
Don't forget to check out Raw this week to see how Lita fares in her debut match
against Trish Stratus and Precious.
(13 Apr. 07)
Lita Debuts This Week On
Raw
Good news for Lita fans this week as it was announced earlier today that she will be
competing in a triple threat match against Trish Stratus and Precious on Raw. We had
an opportunity to catch up with the fiery redhead earlier to briefly get her thoughts
on her upcoming match.
[ Are you excited for your debut match? ]
"Excited? Why should I be excited? I'm competing in a triple threat match against
Trish Stratus and Precious. You make it sound like I should be privileged. Trish and
Precious are no threat to me whatsoever."
[ What makes you so sure? ]
"What makes me so sure? Have you been living under a rock for the past few years.
I am one of the most dominant females to ever step inside that infamous squared
circle. It makes no difference that this is a different company. The outcome will
still be the same. I'll rip both of them to shreds. The only difficult part of the
match will be deciding whose motionless body to cover for the 1-2-3!"
[ On to another subject, there have been a few rumours flying around regarding a
possible alignment with the "Masterpiece", Chris Masters. Can you confirm this? ]
"Confirm it? I'll put it to rest right away. I can absolutely guarantee that, that
ill never be happening. Ever. Just like I told the man himself, he's a loser. I don't
care if he won his crappy little hardcore championship. Big deal. He's still a loser.
Is he in the main event spotlight? No. He's far from it. You seeing the point I'm
getting at here? Masters can only dream of having a woman like me in his corner
because it will never become a reality!"
There's no doubt about it, Lita's back, and apparently better than ever. Or is that
better than everyone? Stay tuned to find out more.
(09 Apr. 07)