Mechgirl defeats GI Joe. (Illustrated) (Picture)

Poser art by the lovely and talented Veronica.

When action figures come alive, Mechgirl defeats GI Joe for the tournament Championship.

This wonderful idea was the brain storm of the lovely Veronica. And thanks to her incredible poser art, the story comes alive. We hope you enjoy the story.

Megan White used to be an active young girl. She was always the first one to climb a tree or slide down a hill. Nothing seemed to frighten the tough little tomboy. If she saw a group of boys jumping off a roof pretending to be Superman, she would quickly join them. If she saw a bunch of boys playing keep away with a football, she would leap into the pile and fight for the ball as hard as any boy. She was fearless to a fault. Nothing could stop her. Until they discovered she had a hole in her heart when she was ten years old. That put an end to her tomboy ways. The Doctor explained she might die if she participated in any strenuous exercise or rough and tumble sport. So she was side lined for good.

Megan moped around the house for two years bored out of her skull. She was never interested in playing with dolls or tea sets. Board games and video games quickly lost their appeal. They were just to dull. Megan was used to being in constant motion. Sitting in one spot for hours on end was just to boring. She was about to go out of her mind. Then one day she found salvation. She was walking through Wal Mart with her mother and they happened to pass the toy isle. There in all it's glory was a Batman action figure. All sorts of ideas popped into her head. Her body may be restricted from action, but her imagination sure as hell wasn't. If she couldn't fight the battles, she could use action figures to fight them for her. So she began to collect every action figure she could get her hands on.

Her mother was happy she found something to interest her. Seeing her daughter so depressed was breaking her heart. So she readily agreed to buy Megan anything her heart desired. It wasn't long before Megan had a huge collection of action figures. She spent hour after hour dreaming up enormous battles and then had the action figures fight them for her. After a while she decided to pit the Heros and Heroines against each other. Sometimes she would let the males win. While other times the females would prevail. But being a female herself, she allowed the Heroines to win more often then the Heros. It was just in her genes. It wasn't like they could complain. After all, they really wasn't alive and breathing. Besides, it was her imagination. So it was up to her who won.

Eventually, she accumulated so many action figures she didn't have a place to put them all. So her father built two wall length shelves in her bedroom so she could line them up side by side. Unknown to Megan and her family, those two shelves were about to bring about an extraordinary event. Megan carefully lined her figures up on the shelves and said good night to each one of them. Then she crawled into bed and closed her sleepy eyes. About an hour later, moon light began to filter through the window. As the night wore on, the moon beam reached the shelves. All of a sudden arms and legs began to move. Then heads were able to turn and mouths began to open. Within thirty minutes, every figure on the shelves was alive and on the move.

The first night they simply chatted and got to know each other a little better. The second night they quickly got bored with that. So they decided to have a fighting tournament and battle each other for the Championship. After all, they were action figures. The only rule involved was it had to be hand to hand combat. No powers or gadgets could be used. That meant Superman and Supergirl could only fight each other. Because super strength and invulnerability was their powers. First on the agenda was finding a place to hold the tournament. Because they couldn't take the chance they might wake up the young girl who owned them. So they all scrambled down from the shelves and went searching for a suitable place. Eventually they stumbled on a large game room which perfectly met their needs.

In one end of the room was an area Megan and her older brother Randy used to sharpen their martial art skills. There was a pile of striking pads stacked against one wall they could use for floor mats. Even though they were Super Heros and Heroines, their bodies could still sustain injury landing on a hard surface. Once they had everything set up, they all gathered around to watch Superman battle Supergirl. The battle lasted for an hour before Supergirl finally wore down Superman. She quickly wrapped him up in a full nelson, body scissors combination hold. He screamed his submission when her car crushing legs began to turn his ribs into powder. It was getting late so they placed everything back where they found it and scurried back to Megan's room. When the first rays of sunlight shined through the window, they were back on the shelves.

The next day Megan decided to break the action figures into two teams. Males on one side and females on the other. The idea of having a battle of the sexes really excited her. But she sadly discovered she had one female to many. It wouldn't be fair to have unequal sides, so she was caught in a quandary. She just couldn't decide which female to leave out of the battle. Then all of a sudden her face lit up like a Christmas tree. She remembered her older brother Randy had a GI Joe action figure in his room. And Randy was away at College. So she ran to his room and snatched it up. That day she had a ball playing with her action figures. When it was time to go to bed, she placed GI Joe on the shelf with the others. When the figures came alive that night, they were delighted to have another participant in their tournament.

The next day while Megan was setting up her figures to do battle, her mother walked in with a surprise. Wal Mart got a new line of toys in from over seas. Among them was a male action figure called Ultron. And an Asian female action figure named Mechgirl. Megan repeatedly thanked her and added the two new figures to her battle. She was ecstatic she still had equal numbers on each side. She went to work designing her battle and placing her action figures in strategic areas. Then she spent hours fighting the battle and had a whale of a time. She was exhausted when bed time rolled around. When the action figures were mobile, they were surprised to find two more candidates for their tournament. They revamped the schedule to include the new comers and hurried off to the game room.

In two weeks time the round robin tournament was down to two undefeated fighters. Mechgirl and GI Joe. They were given two days off to rest before facing each other for the Championship on Sunday night. The sides were evenly split on who would emerge victorious. The females were confident it would be Mechgirl, while the males were just as positive it would be GI Joe. Each group was giving advice to their Champion fighter and constantly pampering them to insure they would be ready and focused on the fight. In the end it came down to an issue of pride. Being typical males, the Heros felt it would be a devastating blow to their species if a female won the tournament. While the Heroines were convinced all along it would be a female who emerged victorious. They were lighter on their feet and much quicker then their muscular male counterparts.

Mechgirl

Sunday night the two met in the middle of the floor to do battle. They shook hands and wished each other luck before going to their neutral corners to wait for the signal to start the match. Both combatants were getting last minute advise and pep talks from their respective rooting sections. Finally the moment was at hand. The signal was given and cheers erupted in the room while the two warriors advanced on each other. As was usually the case in battles such as these, the first round was used for gathering information. A lot of pushing and shoving went on to test their opponents strength, agility and quickness. Neither one attempted any punches or wrestling holds. They did use a judo throw to put their adversary in the floor one time. But neither one took advantage of their downed foe.

Mechgirl came out very aggressive for the second round. She unexpectedly leaped on GI Joe as soon as the signal was given and drove him to the floor. She quickly scrambled across his chest and tried to pin his arms down so she could start beating on her adversary. He frantically threw a hard punch in an effort to knock her off of him. But Mechgirl easily dodged it and reached for his wrists. GI Joe panicked and grabbed her right breast in desperation. Mechgirl squealed in pain and tried to rip his hand away. GI Joe was able to throw her off of him while she was distracted. The females instantly screamed foul. But the males turned their heads and acted like they didn't know what the hell the females were talking about. Mechgirl climbed to her feet with pure hatred in her eyes.

Mechgirl wasted no time paying him back for his unscrupulous maneuver. She charged right in and drove her right knee into his balls while simultaneously landing a solid left palm strike to his chin. GI Joe scrunched up in pain and grabbed his aching testicles. Mechgirl quickly turned her back to him and reached over her right shoulder to wrap her right arm around his neck. Then she slightly bent over while jerking his muscular body over her shoulder. GI Joe screamed in surprise when he was suddenly flying through the air. "AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "SLAM!" He hit the floor and rolled. Mechgirl quickly went to work stomping his body with both punishing feet. "STOMP!..STOMP!..STOMP!..STOMP!..STOMP!..STOMP!" He finally managed to scamper away from her just as the round ended.

The pain had eased up in his balls by the time the third round began. GI Joe came out swinging with a fierce intensity. Rights and lefts were flying at Mechgirl's face and body with destruction written all over them. She constantly moved her lithe body to avoid his killer punches and patiently waited for an opening. When it finally came, she clubbed him on the chin with a pile driving right that snapped his head back so hard he wondered if she had broken his neck. "SMACK!" Mechgirl kept up the pressure while she had the grizzled veteran fighter off balance and vulnerable. "SMACK!..THUD!..THUD!..THUD!..CRACK!" His nose was mashed against his face by the first wrecking ball punch. Then his solid abs were bombarded by a series of solid rights and lefts. The finale was a resounding uppercut that dropped him like a wet sack.

Mechgirl jumped on his prone body to keep him down while she had him stunned. She laid across his stomach and trapped his right arm between her gorgeous legs in a scissor hold. Then she pinned down his left arm with her right hand and slammed the palm of her left hand against his chin. As a final means of torture, she spread her fingers over his face in a claw hold. GI Joe was struggling for all he was worth. But the little pissed off hellion had him securely pinned and would not be denied. She constantly applied pressure to her claw hold while easily controlling his squirming body. GI Joe was ready to pass out when he was mercifully saved by the bell.

Mechgirl pinning him down while applying a torturous claw hold.

GI Joe hadn't fully recovered by the start of the fourth round. Mechgirl took control right from the start. "WHAM!" She drove her foot into his stomach and smiled when he bent over in pain. "SMACK!" A battering ram right cross busted him over the left eye and dropped him like a ton of bricks. Since the dazed man conveniently landed with his head resting on one of the pads, Mechgirl took advantage of his precarious position. She straddled his muscular frame and pinned his arms down with her knees. "Now you pay for having the nerve to squeeze my breast you Yankee dog. I was going to take it easy while I defeated you. But your dirty tactics in combat has shown me you are nothing but a coward. So you deserve the punishment I am going to put you through. And I am going to enjoy doing it. Say your prayers Yankee dog. This is going to be very painful." She hatefully told him while she raised her fists. "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!" GI Joe was struggling to unseat her. But his efforts were ineffective. Her dominate position was secure.

"SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!" His facial features were rapidly changing with each solid punch she landed. Both eyes were beginning to swell and his mouth was puffed up like a blow fish. It was getting hard for him to breathe through his badly broken nose, and his jaw felt as if it was cracked. But none of that detoured Mechgirl from her mission. GI Joe needed to be taught a lesson and she was painfully teaching it to him. The females were cheering her on while the males were screaming for their warrior to do something and turn the tide. But GI Joe was helpless against the angry females tirade. He was rapidly losing his senses and there wasn't a damn thing he could do to stop the severely pissed off female tigress. She savagely beat him like a rented mule while wearing a smile on her beautiful Asian face the whole time.

Mechgirl got tired of beating him on the floor so she dragged his limp body up and held him steady in her grip. "You don't deserve to be called a Hero you Yankee pig. "SMACK!" "You should be branded as a coward." "SMACK!" "Grabbing a females breast in combat is unforgivable." "SMACK!" "It was a despicable act of a desperate man." "SMACK!" "Although in your case I should be lenient in my judgment." "SMACK!" "Because your fighting skills are pathetic." "SMACK!" "So I can see why you would resort to using illegal tactics to gain an advantage." "SMACK!" "But that doesn't excuse your cowardly behavior in my eyes." "SMACK!" "It simply proves my assessment is correct about you being a coward." "SMACK!" "Which is why I am going to beat you senseless." "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..CRACK!"

The jaw breaking uppercut dropped him in the floor like a sopping wet dish rag. "SPLAT!" Mechgirl casually sat down across his neck and pulled his head up by his hair to plant her female sex right in his face. She placed his useless arms above his head and pinned them down with her fantastic looking legs. Then she tightened her scissors hold and leaned back with a smile. "Smell the sex of a superior female you worthless coward. Revel in the fact that few men have had the privilege of being where you are now. Although they were thrilled to breathe in the delightful aroma of my sweet sex. While you my pathetic little wimp, are going to be humiliated by it. That's the price you must pay for being a weak male." She told him while grinding her pussy in his face. GI Joe could do nothing but lie under her and whimper.

Mechgirl kept him pinned down for several minutes while she gleefully humiliated the male gladiator. GI Joe was struggling with every fiber of his being to escape her degrading hold. But Mechgirl just laughed at his frantic struggles and ground her female sex all over his manly face. He was insane with rage when she finally turned him loose and climbed to her feet. GI Joe angrily leaped up from the floor with his fists tightly clenched. "You just made the biggest mistake of your life. You'll soon be begging me to end your misery you little slut. But my ears will be closed to your whining pleas. I'm going to rip your head off and shove it up your ass." He threatened. "That's mighty tough talk for a coward. Especially when the facts prove you don't have the fighting skills to back it up. It will be my pleasure to show you I am right you pathetic loser. So come and get the beating I have waiting for you." She answered with confidence.

The fourth round ended before he could make good on his threat. GI Joe growled like a bear and stomped back to his corner. Mechgirl gave him a sweet smile and swayed her feminine hips while she strolled to hers. She wanted to remind him it was a female who was making him look like a fool. GI Joe came out for the fifth round and charged her like a maniac. Thunderous punches with bone breaking power in them were delivered by strong male arms. Mechgirl cleverly evaded the first few to prove he was inadequate. Then she blocked his next left and slugged him on the chin with an uppercut that was so powerful his eyes crossed. "CRACK!" She continued to pulverize his rapidly swelling face and battered body with countless punches. "SMACK!..SMACK!..THUD!..THUD!..THUD!..CRACK!" GI Joe's hard body went completely numb when she landed the bell ringing uppercut. His eyes glazed over and his muscular arms flopped to his sides like they were dead. His knees buckled like the joint had separated and his legs were trembling like he was standing in the middle of an earth quake.

"SMMMACK!" He was unable to protect himself from the hay maker right that drilled him between the eyes. GI Joe fell backwards like a sawed off tree and landed on a stack of white striking pads. He sat there in a disoriented condition with his head against the wall. Mechgirl straddled his lap and pinned his useless arms to his sides with her knees. "Now we'll find out who will be begging you worthless Yankee dog. Maybe I will have a compassionate heart and hear your loud pleas of mercy. Maybe I will not. We will see. It depends on how I will feel you lowly coward." She sternly told him. "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!" Her fast moving female fists slammed into his swelling face at an alarming rate. They rat tat tatted the poor man like a machine gun. "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!"

Mechgirl viciously pounding GI Joe with both fists.

Tears sprang to his eyes when GI Joe realised he couldn't free his arms to mount an offense or help protect himself from the severe beating Mechgirl was giving him. His fruitless struggles quickly turned feeble and weak. Mechgirl relentlessly beat his face to a pulp like she was on a mission. Her female arms were pumping like well lubricated pistons. She beat him without remorse or mercy. And he was helpless to stop her. "SMACK!..SMACK!..SMACK!..CRACK!..CRACK!" Blood, saliva and teeth flew in every direction. His tears rapidly changed from a mere drip to full running water falls in a heart beat. Finally his courage dissolved and his male pride snapped. The only option left was to beg for his life. Humiliation rushed through his battered body like a raging river and shame reached clear to his soul when he opened his mouth to beg like a vagrant.

"ENOUGH! Please Mechgirl I've had enough. You win. Please stop ripping me apart. I beg you." He pleaded with heavy tears running down his badly swollen cheeks. Mechgirl stopped his massacre and proudly sat up with her male beating fists resting on her hips. She looked into his tear filled eyes and knew he was speaking the truth. Because the only thing staring back at her was fear. "Do you admit you are a lowly coward?" She asked. "Yes Mechgirl. What ever you want." He whimpered. "Then let me hear you say it." She sternly ordered. "I am a coward." He answered while dropping his head in shame. "Good boy. Now, you will apologise for squeezing my breast. And pray I believe you are sincere." She said while squinting her eyes. "I humbly apologise for using such foul tactics. Please forgive me." He replied while crying.

Mechgirl could feel his battered body trembling under her while he fearfully waited for her answer. She knew he was no longer a threat because of the brutal beating she put on him. He was frightened out of his mind and completely at her mercy. So it would be pointless for her to resume. She was certain he had painfully learned his lesson. "I accept your apology coward. I am satisfied you regret resorting to illegal tactics in a useless attempt to save your worthless hide. But as you can see, it done you little good. You still ended up under my control and at my mercy." She proudly informed him. Mechgirl snatched a handful of his hair and threw him down on his knees after roughly yanking him off of the pads. "Kneel before a superior female you Yankee dog." She commanded while raising her arms in the air.

The females cheered their conquering Heroine while the males sadly hung their heads in unbelieving defeat. GI Joe's chin was shamefully resting on his chest while he passively knelt at the feet of the proud female fighter. "Do you admit females are the superior sex?" Mechgirl asked the severely beaten man. "Yes ma'am." He muttered in despair. "Bow your head to the floor and worship your superior." She commanded. "I have admitted defeat and apologised for my actions but under no circumstances will I bow to you." He replied as he started to rise. Mechgirl's shapely leg snapped forward to crush his chin with the sole of her foot. "WHHHAP!" GI Joe collapsed like an imploded building and dropped face first at her feet. He was sound asleep. "Bad choice weakling you should have obeyed me." She told his unconscious body. The females erupted with another loud cheer.

Mechgirl knocking him out with a powerful kick to the face.

The Heroines hoisted their conquering Champion up on their shoulders and sang victory songs while they danced back to Megan's room. GI Joe was also carried back by the unhappy Hero's in a less then glorious fashion. They all climbed up on the shelves and returned to their positions. A few minutes later their bodies ceased to move as the rays of the sun entered through the window. Megan was up shortly after that and quickly gathered her forces to resume the battle of the sexes war. She made up her mind before sleep over took her last night to let the females win the battle. Little did she know the females had already claimed a sweet victory over the males in their tournament of Champions. Now the poor males were going to be down two to zip. Fortunately for the males, they wouldn't know they suffered another humiliating defeat at the hands of the females. They might have lost their confidence all together.