This guy works in a bank in a Safeway, first of all its a fucking bank in Safeway. Seriously, that is like being the CHP officer in charge of tricycle traffic for the state. It is the weakest position known in banking to be the manager of a bank inside of a fucking store.
That aside, every time we go into the fucking Safeway wells fargo branch we have this fucking retard ask the same questions, each time. It would be one thing if he asked them twice or even three times. However, it is not. It is every god damn time. If his pretending to be very interested in "Whats up" were at all due to some sort of retardation I wouldn't mind so much.
Alas I fear though, that this inclination for repetitive redundancy is the basis of complete self obsession.
This fact is confirmed that among his repetitive redundancy is the question: "So, you voting for McCain?"
Never before have I been asked such a loaded question. Firstly, when someone asks this they're not asking: "Who are you voting for?" They're saying "Hey, you're voting for the moron I like... Right?" Secondly, since when has it been professional to ask whom you're voting for? Since when did it become the manager of Wells Fargo and snack foods need to know my political views? Additionally, when I promptly respond with a resounding "Fuck no." The crimp in his neck and resultant attempt at being enlightened by my statement is somehow delightful. It is like watching a 32 year old gas station attendant pretend to be able to calculate the change for your purchase when you throw a curve ball like a pack of gum into the mix and the cash register isn't working. (God forbid you also want a pack of smokes and to pay for half of it on your card and the rest with cash.
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Anyhow, this tool sits with his empty eyes and his half smile and I can hear him screaming "YOU COMMIE NIGGER LOVER" in his wee little brain.
I can't help but wonder, what is the motivation here? Why in gods name would anyone with half a brain cast their sham vote in the direction of impending doom? I am reminded of the tribe of idiots jumping into a fucking volcano because the chief fuck tard said it would make the gods happy.
Listen you ignorant fucks:
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) Republican/Democrat: It doesn't fucking matter, we should merge the parties into one party called: "We'll fuck you in the ear or the ass, which one?"
2.) Solving problems isn't easy. If shit was easy and neat and fit into a nice little fucking box with a ribbon all of our lives would be easy. The fact is shit isn't easy and on a global scale its a whole fucking lot harder then having to tell your friend Bob that he is stinky or Jane that she needs to sew her legs shut.
You fucking idiots keep choosing the easy road and things keep getting more and more fucked up. No shit you fucking retarded mass of cunts.
3.) We need to overturn (throw) the system. Every system has inherent flaw, this is a fact of that mother fucker we call life. The issue is when your house is being eaten out by termites putting new wood into the house is just providing more god damn food for the fuckers. We need to remove the bastards that are eating out country out from under us. Changing politicians by party is like swapping rich snobbish termites for cool well spoken termites. Would I rather live with the termites who might smoke a doob with me and watch the daily show? Sure. Do I want to live with termites at all? Fuck no.
4.) Abortion, Gay Marriage: These are examples of how fucking idiotic our society has become. These issues do not exemplify a government. These are personal, moral issues. The idea here is that someone realized you don't have to talk about real, important, valid shit if you get a bunch of idiots to talk about this shit. They polarize one group of retards against another group of idiots without ever having their respective collective think about what else is going on.
These aren't important issues, these are emotional dildos that are shoved into everyone's anus every time there is any election. No one cares about the reality of an election if they have a giant fucking dildo shoved up their ass.
5.) My Mommy and Daddy say so: A majority of you tools don't know why you're voting for either person. You don't care about policy. You don't care about change. You don't care about ability. You care about the relative acceptance of your current social group and nuclear family.
Sure it is great to be accepted but when the fucking fate of my god damn dollar bill, car, rights and fucking country are on the line I sure as hell hope that some mother fuckers might put an ounce of thought into what the fuck they're doing.
6.) We're all lazy fucks: People don't like to read, think, speak or do. No one does. No one just feels like doing shit. We have perfected the art of doing things for a reason over the last few million years and we're pretty god damn good at saying: "Someone else will do it." Unfortunately we've all gotten good at this shit and the country is starting to stink like rotten meat and ball sacks. Somebody, sometime needs to fucking kick themselves in the ass and stumble to their feet long enough to flip off the dumbass switch and make some hard, annoying, disturbing choices; We all have to back those choices and deal with the outcome.
In closing, I am just as lazy, emotional, retarded and stupid as the rest of us. But I absolve myself from the bliss. I can not nor will not accept another eight years of you fucking assholes driving my country into some trailer park oil kingdom nightmare with pink fucking flamingos of torture and no god damn rights.
Vote, Vote right, vote now, vote in your mind to change our system. Don't accept change, make change. Topple fucking buses and beat up old ladies in the god damned streets (Or just spray paint something funny, your choice.
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We are the people, We are the government. You idiots are us and we are idiots. For one god damn time in your life do what is right not what is easy and demand that your life and your children's lives have some fucking meaning and value (Above 9 fucking dollars per hour.
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Unless you're one of the very few who actually make good in this horrible system you should be screaming for a change. The problem is, most of you idiots thought you were making good with your shitty fucking job that lets you buy a new car and now that the shit has completely hit the fan you're acting like you didn't notice all along how fucked up shit was.
Do something mother fucker.