Manager - Mr Jon Campion (1999-2001)

Former Names - Ja Ja United (1999-2000)

Home Ground - Your Anus (1999-2000); Elm Close Stadium Of Dark (2000-2001)

Team Sponsor - Cadbury's (1999-2001)

Record victory - 3-0 vs Sea Monsters Of Braintree (League - Home - Saturday 8th January 2000); 3-0 vs Diamond Dickheads (League - Home - Saturday 16th September 2000)

Record defeat - 0-5 vs Thereslovelyboyo (League - Away - Saturday 4th December 1999)