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| [Before Survival of the Sickest hits the airwaves, a short video package plays to familiarize the fans with what's gone down since the past supershow.] Cliff Anderson:: I can't believe it! Brian Zane has been SCREWED out of the Heavyweight Championship! [A clip of Kris Kartier defeating Brian Zane is shown...with a little help from Revilation, Larry Thompson, and Olaf.] Officer:: W. William Suhgs, we are hereby placing you under arrest for the illegal use and distribution of anabolic steriods. You have the right to remain silent. Anything can and will be... [A clip is shown of W. William Suhgs being taken away by the local authorities is shown after he tested positive for steroids.] Cliff Anderson:: They've just snapped McCool's arm! [A clip of the Chosen snapping Josh McCool's arm is shown just after they assaulted him to help Revilation take the Atlantic Championship.] Griffin Youngblood:: If no one wants to give me respect, I'm just going to have to take it! [A clip of Griffin Youngblood is shown where he abducts Nick Teredo...never to be seen again.] Cliff Anderson:: Noooo! [A clip of No Gimmicks Needed defeating Pros n' Cons for the Tag Team Championship is shown...along with the help of the returning Grappler Wrestler.] Cliff Anderson:: My word! [A clip is shown of Kris Kartier defeating Billy Sadistic in an impromptu match for the Hardcore Championship...with some help from the Chosen.] Cliff Anderson:: It's Arkham! Arkham has returned! Is he the newest addition to the Best?! [A clip of the Best reforming to unite against Griffin Youngblood and Rory Blaze is shown...along with the return of the Kill Devil Hills Daredevil.] Cliff Anderson:: He did it! He did it! I can't believe it! [A clip of Willis Clayton pulling off the upset of the century against Kris Kartier for the Hardcore Championship is shown. Even if he did have a little help from Brian Zane.] [And with that, the video package fades to black.] |
| [A sweet pryo display accompanied by Saliva's "Survival of the Sickest" welcome the fans back to the Asylum! It's time for Survival of the Sickest and the new Atlantic Arena has nearly sold out. There are well over four thousand raving fans rocking the aisles as the camera pans around the newly constructed arena. The pyros finish and the fans are ready for action. But first, we take you to Cliff Anderson and Jack Deruke.] Cliff Anderson:: Ladies and gents...welcome to Survival of the Sickest! Welcome back to the A.W.A.! And welcome back to...the Asylum! Jack Deruke:: That's right, nitz. The A.W.A. has come back home! Cliff Anderson:: And even though Regina Cormier dropped the ball in the advertising department, we've still managed to nearly top out this five thousand seat arena. We've got some great feuds that will be coming to a head here tonight. Right, Jack? Jack Deruke:: Riii... |
| [Unfortunately, Jack Deruke is cut off by the crystal clear sound system as "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson spews from the speakers. Speaking of spewing, that's exactly what the crowd feels like doing as the plastic surgery-addicted redhead walks out from the back with a mic in hand.] Regina Cormier:: First, I'd like all of you to shut up! [As predicted, the crowd begins booing. However, the boos quickly turn into a sarcastic chant.] Crowd:: Get-A-Boob-Job! *clap* *clap* *clap clap clap* [Regina is not thrilled by the disrespectful chant directed towards her, but she puts on a nice surgically enhanced smile and continues.] Regina Cormier:: Just so you know, I've already had two boobjobs...and for your information, they're gorgeous. But enough about my perfect body! I came out here to talk about the punishment of Willis Clayton. [The mention of the Hardcore Championship causes a slight stir in the crowd. The fans are starting to take to the hopeless underdog.] Regina Cormier:: You see, the only reason...and I do mean the ONLY reason...that Willis Clayton is the Hardcore Champion is because he had a LOT of help from that moron Brian Zane. So, since Clayton won under tainted circumstances, I've decided to give Kris Kartier a rematch! [The boos are immediate.] Cliff Anderson:: The Hardcore Champion is not entitled to a rematch upon losing the belt. Regina is abusing her power. Jack Deruke:: I'd abuse her... Regina Cormier:: So to set things straight, Willis Clayton will defend his Hardcore Championship against Kris Kartier... [The fans groan.] Regina Cormier:: ...Revilation, Larry Thompson, and Olaf...in a four-on-one handicap match! [Regina throws an arrogant smile on as the fans are outraged. In the end, it's Regina that has the last laugh.] |
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| [Willis Clayton is the first man out, and he appears to be very nervous. The crowd is fully behind him, but their support won't account for much when he's facing four of the top wrestlers the A.W.A. has to offer.] Cliff Anderson:: Well, there's some good news and some bad news. The good news is that this is a hardcore match, so Clayton's friends will be able to help him out without worry of a disqualification. The bad news is that his friends have yet to arrive here at the arena... [The Chosen are out next and they've all got giant smiles...hold on. A bird just flew into my window while I was typing. But let's get back to the action. Where were we? Ah, yes. The Chosen are out with big smiles on their faces. Except Olaf. He's eating a cookie. The surround the ring and all enter at once as the referee calls for the bell. Clayton goes after Thompson first and knocks him out of the ring. Willis turns and catches Revilation with a clothesline. Next, he goes after Olaf and catches a Giant German boot to the face! The fans groan as Kartier jumps on top of Clayton and begins hammering him with some vicious right hands. The groans turn to cheers as Gutter stumbles out from the back with a bottle of rotgut in one hand and...you guessed it...a bottle of rotgut in the other hand.] Cliff Anderson:: What in the hell is Gutter doing out here? I don't even think he knows where he is. [By now, all four members of the Chosen have found their way back into the ring. Thompson is now carrying a steel chair around as they hammer away on the Hardcore Champion. Gutter finishes off both bottles of rotgut before rolling into the ring. Olaf turns around and takes a kick to the groin. Olaf drops to his knees and Gutter begins pounding his head with right hands. The fans erupt...until Thompson nearly decapitates Gutter with a chairshot that sends him sputtering out of the ring. Revilation plants Clayton with the Sacrifyce, but that's not enough. Kartier scoops him off and drops him with the Last Serenade. Still, that's not enough. Olaf picks him up by the neck and sends him to Hell with a monster Goozle. While this is going on, Gutter crawls under the ring. Olaf plants a foot on top of Clayton's chest as the referee makes the count. 1...2...3! The fans begin booing.] Cliff Anderson:: They might as well have stripped him of the title. That's a bit ridiculous. And they're not finished yet. [Nope. Thompson places the steel chair around Clayton's arm, then heads to the top rope. Kartier, Revilation, and Olaf hold Clayton down as Thompson sizes him up. Finally, Thompson takes flight and comes down hard on the chair with a stomp. Clayton immediately grabs his arm in agony and begins thrashing around the ring violently. The Chosen, proud of their work, stomp poor Clayton out of the ring where he's met by E.M.T.'s.] Cliff Anderson:: They've just broken Willis Clayton's arm! This is uncalled for! They should be arrested! |
| [The medical team loads Clayton on a stretcher and rushes him to the back as he continues to scream in pain. The fans are still booing the Chosen as they exit the ring casually with their new Hardcore Champion, Olaf. The camera follows Clayton to the back where they rush him to a waiting ambulance. As his stretcher passes by the backstage area, Billy Sadistic can be seen entering the arena through a side door. Upon seeing Clayton on the stretcher, he drops his bag of gear and rushes over to him.] Billy Sadistic:: What in the hell happened to him?! E.M.T.:: We think he's got a broken arm. Maybe fractured. Billy Sadistic:: Who did it?! E.M.T.:: The Chosen. Billy Sadistic:: Son of a bitch! [Speaking of the Son of a Bitch, Josh McCool walks into view in his street close with a cast on his right arm. Now, Willis Clayton has suffered the same fate of McCool. Clayton is loaded into the ambulance and rushed off to the hospital as a look of concern overcomes McCool.] Josh McCool:: The Chosen? [Sadistic simply nods and the two men storm off in search of the Chosen.] |
| [As McCool and Sadistic storm off, the brush past the Grappler Wrestler. McCool gives him an odd look but doesn't slow down. The Grappler Wrestler turns to look at the two men and shrugs his shoulders. When he turns around, he nearly collides with the massive chest of...] W. William Suhgs:: Hey! I've been looking for that suit everywhere! Where in the hell did you get my Grappler Wrestler suit? Jimmy? Is that you, Jimmy? Great! First, you steal my "W", now you steal my Grappler Wrestler outfit! [The man in the Grappler Wrestler suit is clearly too big to be Jimmy the Klepto, but Suhgs is slightly retarded and doesn't notice the discrepancy. Suhgs, for his part, looks bigger than ever. I guess he wasn't in rehab. The Grappler Wrestler looks shocked, so he turns and runs off.] W. William Suhgs:: Hey! Gimme my suit back, ya little f*cker! |
| Cliff Anderson:: Fans, it's with sadness that I have to inform you that this will be the Folk's final match. Their contract is expiring and they've chosen not to resign. They're retiring and this will be their final appearance in the A.W.A. [The Folk are the first team out, and they've met with an ungodly reaction from the fans. The A.W.A. fans are generally characterized as being "smart" fans and it's no secret that tonight is the last match for Jingles and Jigsaw. "Battery" by Metallica continues to play as Jingles and Jigsaw enter the ring to a standing ovation. Even Cliff Anderson and Jack Deruke stand up and show their respect for one of the greatest tag teams ever to lace up a pair of boots. The Grappler Wrestler is out next, and he's met with little reaction. Gutter is nowhere to be seen. The B.F.F.'s are out next and are met with laughter. They enter the ring and Pros n' Cons are out next. The cheer loudly for the thief and the gynecologist as they make their way to the ring. Before the match, Payne and Jimmy walk over to Jingles and Jigsaw and extend their hands. The Folk and Pros n' Cons shake hands before the match, prompting the fans to cheer this show of respect.] Cliff Anderson:: A great show of respect by a great pair of teams. The Folk have done it all. Pros n' Cons will one day do it all. [Jigsaw and Rolle start things off. Rolle is all over the circus strongman in the corner and is hammering him mercilessly. The crowd is booing Rolle as Jigsaw doesn't even get any offense in. Rolle tags in Francis. Francis charges Jigsaw but gets caught with a boot to the gut. Jigsaw plants Francis with the Sideshow Bomb and the crowd erupts! Jigsaw with the cover. 1...2...3! Francis de Marco has been eliminated. "Tootsie" Rolle is quickly back in the ring and he's all over Jigsaw with an attack from behind. Jigsaw retaliates with a headbutt and Rolle is stunned. Jigsaw grabs Rolle from behind for what looks to be a German suplex but Rolle strikes with a low blow that goes unnoticed by the referee. Rolle quickly spins around and rolls Jigsaw up while holding the ropes for leverage. 1...2...3! The fans boo as Rolle eliminates Jigsaw with some questionable tactics. Jigsaw has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: What a way to go...defeated by a cheap rollup by a fruit. [Jigsaw rolls to the outside and he's shaking his head in disgust. Payne and Jimmy don't appear to be thrilled by their partner's dastardly deed. Jingles is in the ring and he wants revenge. He's peppering Rolle with left jabs and takes him down with a right haymaker that has the fans back in it. Jingles is in control but a thumb to the eye followed by a thrust to the throat have Jingles hurting in a bad way. Rolle spins around and rolls Jingles up just like he did Jigsaw, complete with a grip on the ropes for some illegal leverage. The referee makes the count as Jingles struggles to kickout. 1...2...Jimmy kicks his own teammates hand free of the rope, allowing Jingles to kickout! The crowd erupts. Rolle is hot and he confronts Jimmy. Jimmy spits in Todd Rolle's face, causing him to recoil. As this is happening, Jingles has managed to find his way to the top rope. Rolle realizes something is wrong, but it's too late. Jingles connects with the Sad Clown and he makes the cover. 1...2...3! Todd Rolle has been eliminated. The fans are on their feet. Payne enters the ring to face Jingles.] Cliff Anderson:: The Folk have eliminated the B.F.F.'s! [Payne and Jingles shake hands before locking horns. Jingles uses his quickness to take Payne to the mat, but Payne fights back. Jingles makes a valiant effort but Payne takes over. An inverted atomic drop his Jingles stunned and Payne lifts his massive forearm into the air, primed for the Vaginal Claw. But rather than inflict the embarassment on Jingles in his final match, he simply plants him with Sweet Payne. The Gynecological God makes the cover. 1...2...3! Jingles has been eliminated. Payne pats Jingles on the chest and helps him out of the ring. The fans send the Folk off with a warm reception and a standing ovation as Roi Steele emerges at the top of the ramp and motions to his boys that it's time to leave. Jingles and Jigsaw head up the ramp, but turn and see Gutter try to crawl out from under the ring. The Folk turn and help their companion up the ramp where they meet Roi Steele. The fans continue to cheer as the Folk, Roi Steele, and Gutter exit through the curtain for the final time. As this is going on, the Grappler Wrestler attacks Payne from behind!] Jack Deruke:: Yeah! Get 'im! Cliff Anderson:: Goodbye guys, we're gonna miss ya. [The Grappler Wrestler takes over on the Good Doctor and is pummeling him silly in the corner. He even takes a moment to dash across the ring and knock Jimmy off the ring apron.] Cliff Anderson:: Well, I guess Gutter's not a part of this match. I wonder who the fourth man on the Grappler Wrestler's team is...if there even is one. [The Grappler Wrestler continues to hammer away on Payne, then bails out of the ring and begins searching under the ring apron. As he's doing this, Jimmy the Klepto rounds the ring and approaches him. The Grappler Wrestler emerges with...an orange? He begins tossing the orange up and down with his sights set on Payne. As he's doing this, Jimmy reaches in and grabs the orange. Stunned, the Grappler Wrestler turns to see where his orange went. Jimmy boots him in the stomach, then stuffs the orange in his mouth! The fans cheer as Jimmy shoves him back into the ring. As this is happening, somebody makes their way through the crowd in some expensive looking clothes. Dr. Payne hits Sweet Payne on the Grappler Wrestler, but the man coming through the crowd grabs his attention. The man jumps the rail, grabs Jimmy, and plants him with a Reverse DDT on the outside!] Cliff Anderson:: That's...that's Johnny Glitz! Johnny Glitz is back! Jack Deruke:: That's hot. [Payne can't believe his eyes. And not, he can't believe his balls...have been hammered by the Grappler Wrestler from behind. The Grappler Wrestler hits the Glamour Shot on Dr. Payne, then covers him. 1...2...3! Dr. Payne has been eliminated. The Grappler Wrestler stands and rips the lime green mask off!] Cliff Anderson:: Bobby Glamour?! Glitz and Glamour are back! [Glitz rolls Jimmy into the ring, then comes in after him. Payne is out of it on the outside of the ring, leaving Glitz and Glamour to have their way with Jimmy the Klepto. They set Jimmy up and hit him with the Coming Attraction into a pin. 1...2...3! Jimmy the Klepto has been eliminated. Cliff Anderson:: I can't believe this! Glitz and Glamour have returned and they've defeated Pros n' Cons! Survivor(s): Bobby Glamour, Johnny Glitz [But the fun's not over yet. Johnny pulls Jimmy off the mat and lifts him into the air for a piledriver. Glamour climbs to the top rope and comes off for a brutal spike piledriver. Jimmy lands at an odd angle on his head and his body goes limp. Glitz and Glamour make a triumphant exit as Payne rolls into the ring to check on his little buddy. He begins screaming to the back as medics flood the ring to check on Jimmy.] |
| [The medics carry yet another wrestler out on a stretcher as the Atlantic-Tron comes to life. We find Griffin Youngblood backstage talking with his teammate, Rory Blaze. It doesn't seem to be a friendly conversation.] Rory Blaze:: Look, if you don't have two partners for us, then you're going out there by yourself. It's as simple as that. Griffin Youngblood:: That's a mistake I advise you don't make. Besides, I'm a man of my word. I found two guys and they'll be there... [Actually, one of them is here right now. Enter Danny DeLuca.] Danny DeLuca:: Hey guys, Danny DeLuca. [He holds out his hand for a shake but neither man accepts his offer. They just look at him with cold stares.] Danny DeLuca:: Oh, I see. I'm the new guy, right? Don't worry. I'm the Technical Wizard. Griffin Youngblood:: You'd better be a Technical Wizard. Otherwise, you'll be merely a Technicality. [With that, Griffin Youngblood turns and leaves.] Danny DeLuca:: Hey, where's our other partner? Rory Blaze:: Shut up... [Now it's Rory's turn to leave. Danny is left alone. Welcome to the A.W.A.] |
| [The feed quickly switches over to a skirmish that's broken out in the locker room area. There are about a dozen officials and security guards trying to break up an incident. Billy Sadistic and Josh McCool are on one side and the Chosen are on the other. Sadistic has a baseball bat and McCool has...well, a cast.] Billy Sadistic:: You wanna jump somebody four-on-one?! Try it now, punk! Josh McCool:: Yeah! Billy Sadistic:: Tonight, your ass is mine! Josh McCool:: Yeah! Billy Sadistic:: Yeah! Josh McCool:: Yeah! [While Sadistic and McCool appear to be infuriated, the Chosen are content to let security take their opponents away. As they're escorted away from the area, Sadistic begins to ponder aloud.] Billy Sadistic:: Sh*t! Now we're a man short. Where are we gonna find a guy on such short notice? Josh McCool:: I think I saw somebody earlier... Billy Sadistic:: Yeah! |
| [Back in the arena we find Team Youngblood making their way to the ring. Griffin, Rory, and Danny look ready for action, but their fourth man is nowhere to be found. The three men enter the ring and Griffin grabs a microphone.] Griffin Youngblood:: Right now, I'd like to introduce to you our fourth man. I'm sure the suspense is killing you. I didn't have to look far to find him. I was content to let him rot in the basement of the Neckbreaker Gym, but I guess I have a soft spot for people that pledge their undying allegiance to me. So give a warm welcome to the returning...Nick Teredo! [Griffin drops the microphone as Teredo makes his way out from the back. He appears to be a changed man. He heads down to the ring and the fans aren't quite sure what to think about the returning Native Son. Teredo doesn't seem to give a damn about the people. He's got a job to do.] Cliff Anderson:: There's no way Teredo would willingly pledge allengiance to a man like Youngblood. We're not getting the full story here. [The Best are out next and the fans nearly blow the roof off the place. Showtime, Perfection, Donny, Cletus, and Arkham make their way out and the fans love them. Rory covers his ears, trying to block out the annoying cheers. The Best enter the ring and Team Youngblood scatters. the fans are happy to see the Best back together.] Jack Deruke:: I'm confused. Is Arkham part of the Best or not? Cliff Anderson:: Your guess is as good as mine. [The bell rings and Blaze and Cletus start the match. Blaze is getting the better of Cletus so he poses arrogantly for the crowd. The two go at it again and again Blaze comes out on top. He poses for the fans again and is met with boos. One more time Cletus and Blaze lock horns and it's Blaze who comes out on top again. Rory poses for the fans again but while he does so, Cletus tags in Mikey Wryght. The fans begin cheering. Blaze mistakenly thinks the cheers are for him and he begins posing even more. Showtime loses his patience, spins Blaze around, and begins beating the snot out of him! The fans are on their feet as Wryght unleashes hell on Blaze. Wryght has Blaze backed against the ropes and he's laying in some serious chops. Showtime goes to hit the ropes but Teredo catches him with a knee to the back as he does so. Wryght stumbles forwards allowing Blaze to heft him onto his shoulders and plant him with the Rory Go 'Round! Blaze makes the cover. 1...2...3! The fans are shocked. The leader of the Best has already been eliminated. Mikey Wryght has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: Wow. Nobody saw that coming. Mr. Showtime is the first man eliminated. [Showtime is clearly furious as he grabs Perfection and storms to the back. Donny is in next and Blaze quickly tags out to Teredo. Teredo and Donny go at it and Donny begins hammering him with rights and lefts. The King of Hardcore doesn't want to wrestle, he wants to fight. He shoves Teredo into the corner and goes to town on him. Teredo covers up but several of McNasty's blows still land. Donny looks like he's starting to tire and Teredo takes advantage. Now it's Teredo that hammers Donny. Teredo has McNasty on shaky legs. Teredo hits the ropes and charges Donny...but gets caught with the Final Destination. 1...2...3! DeLuca charges in with a boot to the back of McNasty's head, but it's too late. Nick Teredo has been eliminated. Danny DeLuca shows off his technical wizardry by dismantling the King of Hardcore.] Cliff Anderson:: Well, this is the first time we've seen Danny DeLuca in the ring, and I'd say he's doing pretty darn well for himself. He's having his way with the King of Hardcore. [DeLuca slips up and allows Donny to take in cousin Cletus. Cletus catches Danny with a running clothesline followed by a pin. 1...2...kickout! Cletus keeps coming but Danny executes a textbook double-leg takedown and begins twisting Cletus like a pretzel. After a few seconds, he's got Cletus trapped in some crazy looking submission hold. Cletus has no choice but to submit! The fans boo as Cletus rolls out of the ring and heads to the back. Cletus T. McNasty has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: Wow, I don't even know how to begin describing that move, but he calls it the D-Lock. Like most Canadian imports, DeLuca is well-versed in submission wrestling. [Arkhm looks as if he's going to enter, but Donny jumps in first and goes straight for DeLuca. Donny uses his fists like an experienced boxer and unloads a vicious combination on DeLuca that drops him to the mat. Donny goes for a cover. 1...2...Blaze jumps in and breaks up the count with a stomp to the head! DeLuca takes the opportunity to tag in Griffin Youngblood. The fans begin to cheer as Youngblood climbs in and stares across the ring at Donny. These men have a violent, bloody history. Griffin, a man known for his technical prowess, goes straight for Donny with fists flyin'! They're trading blows in the center of the ring. Donny has Griffin on his heels! McNasty hits a boot to the mid-section, then hits the ropes and charges Youngblood. Donny nails Youngblood with a spear! McNasty with the cover. 1...2...kickout!] Cliff Anderson:: That was close. Boy, these two have had some memorable matches over the years. [Donny waits for Griffin to stands, then comes off the ropes with Queen Killer! Griffin ducks at the last second, spins McNasty around, boots him in the gut, and hits the Technicality! The referee is in position to count the pin. 1...2...3! The fans are stunned. Arkham's been left in a three-on-one situation. Donny J. McNasty has been eliminated. Arkham slowly enters the ring and the volume in the Asylum begins to rise. He points slowly at Youngblood. Griffin simply smiles, then tags in Danny DeLuca.] Cliff Anderson:: He's such a coward. He's gonna wait for his goons to soften up Arkham before he gets into the ring with him. Jack Deruke:: Correction. He's a genius. He knows that Arkham's got nobody to tag. Why not keep your freshest man in? [DeLuca enters the ring and circles Arkham. Arkham continues to stare at Youngblood. DeLuca attacks Arkham from behind and shoves him into a corner. Danny stomps away on Arkham, then trots to the other corner. He measures Arkham, then gets a running start. Arkham lifts a knee at the last second that catches DeLuca by surprise. The Abomination of Desolation hops up onto the second turnbuckle, grabs DeLuca by the head, and leaps out of the corner with the Gale Force Advisory! DeLuca is out as Arkham makes the cover. 1...2...3! Danny DeLuca has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: Danny DeLuca has been formally welcomed into the A.W.A. by the Kill Devil Hills Daredevil. [Rory Blaze is in the ring next but Arkham isn't messing around. He hits a roundhouse kick to the head that sends Blaze staggering into the ropes. Arkham unloads on Blaze with a combination of punches and kicks that resembles Thai kickboxing. Blaze doesn't know where he is and he stumbles over to his corner and weakly slaps Youngblood on the shoulder. The fans begin cheering as Griffin must now enter the ring and face his archenemy. Griffin slowly enters the ring and Arkham goes bother with the suspense. He goes straight for him. Arkham lands a few right hands before Griffin tackles him to the mat. They roll around on the mat slugging each other. The fans are eating it up. They're both back up and Griffin drives Arkham back into the corner. Youngblood goes for an Irish whip into the opposite corner but Arkham reverses. Youngblood staggers out of the corner right into an Arkham spinebuster! The fans erupt. Blaze is back in the ring and he attacks Arkham from behind. Blaze lands a few clubs to the back of the neck, then hits the ropes. Arkham turns around just in time to latch an arm around Blaze's neck and drive him into the mat with the Omen! The fans erupt!] Cliff Anderson:: The Omen! Blaze is out cold! [Arkham is back up. Griffin charges him but Arkham sidesteps and tosses Griffin out of the ring. Griffin lands relatively safely, but Arkham has already hit the far side and charges with a full head of steam for a flying swandive over the top rope! He collides with Griffin and they land in a mess. The referee starts the ten-count. After a few seconds, both men are back up. Arkham hammers away on Griffin, but Griffin drives Arkham back into the steel guardrail. It's erupted into a fullblown brawl! The referee continues to count. Griffin hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Arkham on the steel ramp and Arkham is hurt. Griffin begins hammering away on Arkham but Arkham shoves him away. Griffin comes back for more but the Crimson Demon catches him with another a spinebuster on the steel grating! The referee reaches ten and both men have been counted out! Arkham has been eliminated. Griffin Youngblood has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: Griffin and Arkham have eliminated each other! Rory Blaze is the sole survivor! Survivor(s): Rory Blaze [Arkham and Youngblood continue brawling all the way to the backstage area as Rory Blaze celebrates in the ring. The fans want to see Arkham and Youngblood tear each other apart.] |
| [The camera cuts to the backstage area where Youngblood and Arkham are still going at it. Youngblood lifts Arkham and rams him back first into the wall. Arkham hits a pair of headbutts, then slams Youngblood through a concession table. Teredo and DeLuca run in and try to hold back Youngblood as Wryght, Cletus, and Donny jog in and grab Arkham. Youngblood breaks free and goes after Arkham again. Finally, their teammates are able to separate them.] Cliff Anderson:: This feud has been brewing for quite some time. Griffin and Arkham want to rip each other apart! |
| [As the Best and Team Griffin try to control their members, the camera picks up Sadistic and McCool walking by in the background. The camera follows them as they round a corner and enter an unmarked locker room. The door slams shut behind them so the cameraman tries to pick up what audio he can.] Billy Sadistic:: Look, I'm gonna shoot straight with you. The Chosen took out one of our teammates and now we're a man short. We could really use another guy. That's why we're coming to you. Voice:: The Chosen, you say? Josh McCool:: Look, they're the reason why you don't have your belt anymore. They're the reason why you're in the position you're in. Voice:: That's true. Billy Sadistic:: We need an answer now. Our match is in a few minutes. Whaddaya say? Voice:: What do I say? F*******cccccckkk. Josh McCool:: Sweet. [The shot returns to the ringside area.] |
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| [The Zaniacs are out first, and they get a huge pop from the crowd. Zane, Sadistic, and McCool are loved by the crowd, but who is their partner? Who've they found to join them? "Dead and Bloated" by the Stone Temple Pilots hits and the fans erupt. The man clad in lime green wrestling attire jumps out from the back and the cheers increase!] Cliff Anderson:: It's Suhgs! They got W. William Suhgs! And he's gotten even bigger! [The Zaniacs are in the ring ready and they await the arrival of the Chosen. Destini is out first, accompanied by Olaf, Thompson, Revilation, and Kris Kartier. They hold every belt in the A.W.A. except the Television Championship. The fans absolutely hate the Chosen. Every single one of them. They climb up on the ring apron and wait for the Zaniacs to clear out.] Cliff Anderson:: Kris Kartier's Heavyweight Championship is on the line in this match. If the Zaniacs win, Brian Zane will become the new champion! There's a lot riding on this match. [Referee Perry Daton gets things in order and rings the bell. McCool and Revilation start things off and the situation heats up immediately. McCool and Revilation hate each other. They meet in the center of the ring and begin trading blows. McCool knocks Revilation upside the head with his cast and the Atlantic Champion's been knocked silly. McCool goes to work on Revilation in the Corner and hammers him senseless with his cast. Revilation looks like he's out of it. Larry Thompson doesn't like what's going on so he steps in to intervene. McCool spots him out of the corner of his eye. Thompson charges but McCool jumps out of the way and Thompson splashes Revilation in the corner inadvertantly! McCool hits the ropes and crushes Thompson with a Facelift! McCool's cast leaves a giant red mark across Thompson's chest! Thompson is gasping for air as he rolls out of the ring. The referee tries to get Thompson back in his corner, giving Revilation the opportunity to kick McCool in the gonads. McCool falls to his knees. Revilation lifts the mountain of muscle into the air and plants him with the Sacrifyce! Revilation makes the cover. 1...2...3! Josh McCool has been eliminated. Revilation grabs McCool by the back of the head and tosses him out of the ring. Billy Sadistic is in next and he spears Revilation to the mat.] Cliff Anderson:: Things are already looking back for Brian Zane and his Heavyweight Championship hopes. [Kris Kartier taunts Zane from across the ring holding up three fingers on one hand and four on the other. Sadistic is hammering away on Revilation. Sadistic slams Revilation in the center of the ring, then heads to the top. The Phenom connects with his swandive headbutt, followed by the cover. 1...2...kickout! Sadistic attempts to lock in Phenomenal, but Revilation wiggles free and tags in Kris Kartier. Kartier enters the ring and Sadistic slowly stands and stares at him. Kris Kartier goes after Sadistic but the Phenom hits a drop toehold and quickly tags in Brian Zane! The fans go nuts as Zane quickly hops over the top rope and heads straight for Kartier. Kartier attempts to tag out but Zane cuts him off and drops him with a clothesline. Zane hits an inverted atomic drop followed by a running lariat. Kartier crawls to the corner and pulls himself up. Zane comes after him but Kartier throws a punch. Zane catches it and locks in the Zane Vice! Before he can pull Kartier to the mat, Olaf is in to break up the hold.] Cliff Anderson:: Olaf just saved Kris Kartier's ass right there! [Kartier tags Thompson in. Thompson goes after Zane and the Z-Man catches him with a powerslam. Zane tags Suhgs in and the fans begin cheering. Suhgs is just massive. Suhgs grabs Thompson and hoists him into the air over his head, then gorilla press slams him to the mat. Suhgs' strength is just incredible. Suhgs wraps his large arms around Thompson and tries to squeeze the life out of him with a bearhug. Thompson almost passes out but eventually fights his way out. Suhgs whips Thompson into the ropes and Thompson makes the blind tag to Olaf. Suhgs catches Larry on the rebound and lifts him onto his shoulders for a Samoan drop, but Olaf wraps a large meathook around William's neck. Suhgs drops Thompson as Olaf lifts him into the air and splatters him with the Goozle! Olaf makes the cover. 1...2...3! W. William Suhgs has been eliminated.] Jack Deruke:: That's gotta hurt. [Kartier continues to taunt Zane from across the ring. One hand has four fingers up while the other has only two. Sadistic is back in the ring and he dropkicks Olaf's knee out from under him. Olaf has been trying to call Sadistic out. Now he gets his shot. Sadistic chops the big man down to the mat, then quickly goes for Phenomenal! Olaf is too strong and he stands up with Sadistic hanging off his shoulder. Olaf spins Sadistic around and slams him on the back of his neck. Olaf makes the cover. 1...2...kickout! Olaf tags Kartier back in. Kartier hits a brainbuster on Sadistic and goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout! Kartier tags in Thompson but stays in to double-team the Phenom. Thompson and Kartier whip Sadistic into the ropes, then they duck down for a double backdrop. Sadistic puts on the breaks, kicks Thompson in the face, and plants Kartier with the Sadistic DDT! The place explodes as Zane gives a fist pump from the ring apron! Sadistic is back up but Thompson is waiting and he connects with a vicious superkick to the throat of the Phenom. Sadistic goes down in a heap and Thompson makes the cover. 1...2...3! Billy Sadistic has been eliminated.] Cliff Anderson:: My word! It looked like he crushed Sadistic's throat with that kick! [Indeed, Sadistic does look pretty hurt as he rolls to the outside and just lays there trying to catch his breath. Things aren't looking good for Brian Zane as he's left to face the Chosen alone. Kartier is seeing stars as he rolls out onto the ring apron. Thompson attempts to connect with the superkick on Zane but the Z-Man ducks. Thompson turns around right into a jab to the face. Zane keeps them coming as he lays Thompson out with the Seawalk Jab Combo! The fans are totally behind Zane as Thompson crawls to his corner and tags in Olaf. Olaf steps over the top rope, but as he does so, Zane grabs the top rope and lifts up on it, crotching the big man. Olaf falls into the ring. Zane begins stomping on the big man. As this is going on, Revilation sneakily removes the turnbuckle pad in his corner, exposing the steel bolt. Zane keeps working over Olaf. Zane spots the exposed bolt out of the corner of his eye and pushes the Giant German into the opposite corner. Zane tries to Irish whip Olaf into the exposed bolt but Olaf reverses! Zane reverses the reversal at the last second and sends the big man sternum first into the steel. Zane quickly rolls him up from behind. 1...2...3! Olaf has been eliminated. The fans go nuts!] Cliff Anderson:: I guess Zane has just dealt with "Loaf". [Revilation doesn't give Zane any time to rest. He's all over the Z-Man. Revilation has Zane on his heels as he unloads with powerful right hands. Zane is all alone with nobody to tag as Revilation goes to work on him. Zane blocks a right hand by Revilation and retaliates with a punch of his own. Zane hits the ropes but Revilation is right there to meet him with a kick to the stomach, followed by the Sacrifyce! The crowd goes silent sensing the end is near. Revilation triumphantly makes the cover. 1...2...Zane slides a foot under the bottom rope. The Atlantic Champion looks a bit frustrated. Zane is slowly up to his feet. Revilation waits for Zane to turn, then locks in Speak No Evil! Zane tries to break free from the mandible claw but Revilation has it locked in. In a last ditch effort, Zane pulls Revilation closer and spikes him with the BZT in the center of the ring! Zane weakly rolls him over and throws and arm across his chest. 1...2...3! Revilation has been eliminated. The fans go banana!] Cliff Anderson:: Two down, two to go! I can't believe Zane is actually hanging in there with the Chosen! The average man would be dead by now! [Thompson is quickly in the ring to capitalize on Zane's weakened state. He lifts Zane into the air and brings him down with a vertical suplex. Thompson makes the cover. 1...2...kickout! Thompson pulls him up by the hair and locks him in for the Next of Kin Notification but Zane shoves him off into the ropes. Zane lands a boot to the gut, then pulls him in for the BZT. Thompson shoves Zane off into the ropes and goes for the He Hate Me Kick but Zane hangs onto the ropes. Thompson's kick misses the mark and Zane charges with a clothesline. Thompson ducks and Zane bounces off the far side. Thompson swings with a clothesline but Zane catches his arm and locks in the Zane Vice! Thompson struggles to break free but Zane lifts him into the air and slams him while still holding onto the hold. Thompson quickly taps out! Kartier attempts to make the save but it's too late! Larry Thompson has been eliminated.] Jack Deruke:: Sh*t. Cliff Anderson:: I can't believe it. Brian Zane has single-handedly evened this match up! We're down to the final two men and the Heavyweight Championship is on the line! [Brian Zane is exhausted and Kris Kartier takes full advantage. He hammers away on Zane and the Z-Man is too tired to even retaliate. Kartier has Zane in the center of the ring and he goes for the Last Serenade but Zane blocks it. He goes for it again and this time he gets him up in the air. Zane is driven into the mat and Kartier goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout! The crowd is deafening as Kartier looks to the referee in disbelief. Kartier goes for an Irish whip but Zane reverses and sends Kartier right into the referee. Perry Daton goes down. Kartier staggers backwards and Zane rolls him up.] Cliff Anderson:: 1...2...3! We should have a new champion! [Kartier kicks out a few seconds later. Billy Sadistic slowly pulls himself up on the outside as Kartier is back up. The Heavyweight Champion puts the boots to the Z-Man before pulling him up by the hair. Kartier begins screaming in his face before slapping him across the mouth. Zane stumbles back into the corner. Kartier is laying in heavy boots. Zane swings with a wild left. Kartier ducks and locks in the Karta-Hajime! Zane begins flailing his limbs about and manages to grab the top rope. Unfortunately, the referee is down and can't force Kartier to break the hold. Sadistic slowly begins to pull himself into the ring. Zane is beginning to fade. Zane pushes backwards and sandwiches Kartier in the corner. Kartier hangs on, this time wrapping his legs around Zane in an attempt to pull him down. Zane turns towards the other corner...the one with the exposed bolt...and rams Kartier into it! Kartier breaks the hold and is in incredible pain. The referee is slowly beginning to come to as Sadistic stands in the ring as if nothing were wrong with him at all. He boots Zane in the stomach and plants him with the Sadistic DDT, then throws Kartier on top of him before rolling to the outside. The referee makes the count. 1.....2.....3! Brian Zane has been eliminated. The crowd is speechless for a second...then the boos come in.] Cliff Anderson:: What in God's name?! What in the hell is Billy Sadistic thinking? He just cost Brian Zane the Heavyweight Championship! Survivor(s): Kris Kartier [The bell rings and Kartier raises his arms into the air.] |
| [Olaf, Thompson, and Revilation all come back down to the ring and slide in as Sadistic stares as Kris Kartier. The members of the Chosen gather around both men waiting for something to happen. Zane rolls to the outside and tries to recompose himself while watching the action in the ring. Kris Kartier stares back as the Phenom. Sadistic takes a step forward...then embraces Kris Kartier. Kartier hugs him back and the Chosen celebrate. The fans can't believe their eyes and they begin throwing garbage into the ring. The Chosen embrace their newest member and they are raises their fists into the air as Survival of the Sickest goes off the air. Brian Zane is steaming mad.] Cliff Anderson:: Fans, I can't believe what's just gone down. This is disgusting. We'll see you next week at Riptide. [Fade to black.] |
