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| [Folks, it's been a few weeks since the A.W.A.'s ran a house show, but we're back! Sure, it may be a bit off the beaten path. Then again, maybe it's not. To be honest, I have no clue where Bluefield is in relation to Norfolk and I'm too lazy to look at a map right now. But dammit, we're in the Graham High School gymnasium in Bluefield, Virginia. The Chosen are here! Hot newcomer Rory Blaze is here. Two belts are up for grabs. The show's going to kick buttocks!] |
| [After putting on a very impressive performance with disfunctional tag team partner Mikey Wryght last week at Riptide against the Tag Team Champions, Rory Blaze finds himself booked against the A.W.A.'s resident whipping boy. Somebody should really tell Lance that it's not a good idea to wrestle with his glasses on...but I don't think Rory Blaze will be the one to tell him. He will, however, hand him a humiliating beating complete with a one-foot pin square on Pennington's chest. The fans are really starting to come around to Rory Blaze. An easy victory for the hot youngster.] |
| [The black limo pulls up in the front parking lot of Graham High School, but why a limo? Is it prom night? Nope! It's the Chosen, silly. But wherever there's Kris Kartier, fornication is sure to follow. The members of the Chosen file out of the back door while the driver holds the door open. Regina, Destini, Kartier, Revilation, Thompson, and Olaf. They look regal as ever...except for Olaf. He just looks big.] Larry Thompson:: Man, I still can't believe what you did to Revilation with that life jacket. Revilation:: Hey, what happens on the yacht stays on the yacht... Kris Kartier:: He's right. Larry Thompson:: I...I'm sorry. Olaf:: I'm hungry. Larry Thompson:: Want some gum? [Olaf thinks about it for a moment before nodding slowly. Thompson is more than happy to bend down and scrape the already-been-chewed gum off the pavement. He offers it to Olaf. Olaf takes the small wad and lifts it to his nose to give it a good sniffin'. Suddenly, a stagehand bursts out of the building and all attention turns to him.] Stagehand:: Guys, you're fifteen minutes late! The fans are growing restless! Kris Kartier:: First off, retard, we're not late. We're the Chosen. Everybody else is just early. Revilation:: And second, this show tonight isn't about the people. It's about us. The Chosen. [The stagehand tries to protest but Thompson grabs him by the face and shoves him down. The group has a hearty laugh as they casually enter the building. Olaf tags along chomping on his sweet piece of gum.] |
| [After showing up fashionably late, No Gimmicks Needed proceeds to destroy the Folk. The crowd is not impressed. In fact, they're quite angry for being forced to wait twenty minutes with no action. Thompson delivers the Next of Kin Notification to Jigsaw while Olaf plants Jingles six feet under with the Goozle. No Gimmicks Needed dominate and take the victory with dual pins.] |
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| [Welp, nobody can claim that the Chosen aren't fighting champions. Afterall, Revilation has opted to defend his newly won Atlantic Championship against probably the toughest man ever to live. Grendel is a monster...wait, no he's not. Revilation manhandles the championship hopeful with ease and forces a submission with Speak No Evil to silence gentle giant. No competition here ladies and genitals.] |
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| [How many shots does Willis Clayton get at the Heavyweight Championship? Too many. But the champions love defending the title against Clayton. You know why? Because he sucks. He never wins. He has yet to win a single match, let alone a championship match. Unfortunately for the Natural, tonight is no different. Kartier beats him from pillar to post to a healthy round of boos. Fans start to pelt the ring with garbage as Kartier chokes Clayton out once again with the Karta-Hajime. However, the beating doesn't end when the match does. The rest of the Chosen flood the ring to give Clayton a brutal stomping. The rest of the "under wrestlers" come out to help but are disposed of before they can make any sort of impact. The house show comes to an end with the Chosen continuing to force their dominance on the A.W.A.] |
