WELCOME TO THE HAS VEGITABLE SALTY WALL!

Yes, I bet you’re confused. Well this is the page where we put up the stupidest shit we ever saw. Why is it called the “Has Vegetable Salty Wall” though? Well… it’s on the wall.. So check it out.

1. Pulp Of Tamarind: THE FLESHY PART OF FRUT!!!

Oh my god. So appetizing.

Mmmm. Frut.
…Whats frut?
And a few more notes:
"In Asia, people believed that the tamarind tree poisoned the air around it and that people who fell asleep under the tree would be dragged off to hell by demons."

But More importantly:
Many Mexican tamarind candies have been banned by the FDA. They have been linked to lead poisoning, and the FDA has rejected some for:

Reason: FILTHY
Section: 402(a)(3), 801(a)(3); ADULTERATION
Charge: The article appears to consist in whole or in part of a filthy, putrid, or decomposed
substance or be otherwise unfit for food.
Now don’t you REALLY want some?!

(Images saved from Bad-Candy (Go there. Now)and uploadeded to Imageshack; other info from Bad-Candy and Wikipeda)

2. Chamoy Of Fruit

Mmmm… Chamoy… what the fuck is chamoy? Wait, people EAT that?!

Humidity and Ashes, Yum!

Notice the SINGLE QUOTATION MARK! Oh, and thats where the name came from too.
Can I really say anything else? wait... Yes I can:

(Images saved from Bad-Candy and uploaded to Imageshack

3. Office Depot Blank CD-Rs

Don’t they look so harmless. BUT THEY’RE EVIL! EVIL!!!
Why is that? BECAUSE THEY’RE 4x WRITING SPEED!!! EVIL, EVIL!!! And that logo is hideous.
(images from Amazon.com, Uploaded to Imageshack; Info from review at Amazon.com)

4. I honestly dont know what it's called...

This thing is hung over your window and looks very pretty, don’t it? And it’s supposed to make your car not hot and stuffy. So it basically works the same way keeping the car windows open a crack would. Super invention! IT ROCKS!!!!!!1!1!11!!
Fuckers.
(I forget where I picked the image up from,some officail site I think, so credit to them. [uploaded to imageshack though])

UPDATE: The image is from Always Brilliant.com (Ironic, eh) and apperantly,they just call it a vent or something. Creative.

5. Speed Stacks... (A.K.A. Plastic Cups)

First off I want to point out that speed stacking isn't a sport. Second, this all is about $40. For cups that you could steal for free at a picnic, BUT WAIT, YOU ALSO GET A USELESS MAT!OH MY GOD! AND A DVD TO TELL YOU HOW TO STACK. I think I get the main idea without it...
But you also get a timer! Like the one you can get for $3 at... well... anywhere. BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE.. weird shaped...
But theres a cup bag.... but you just keep them in a plastic bag.

6. Laser-Guided Scissors

You know... for some people living should just be illegal. Yes folks, after all these years of cutting almost straight, you now have help. After all these years of saying "Shit, these scissotrs need a laser. After all these years of thinking about it your idea has beed STOLEN! And Crocker calls me a fucking idiot.

Seen a stupid product? Feel free to contribute by posting it in the forum. You know? The thing you fuckers never use.

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