...Fuck You Nissan
Now Playing: Blind Illusion - Smash The Crystal
Topic: Cunt Of The Week
So recently Nissan used the Black Sabbath Classic "Iron Man" for a commercail for their new car. What a disgrace to metal. I bet Sharon sold them the rights, that fucking money whore. You know it was Sharon, seeing as Ozzy is dead. Not literally, but now he's a zombie. Sharon's Puppet. But really, would Ozzy do a Heavy Metal cover of a DISCO SONG by his own free will? Not just ANY Disco song though, STAYIN' ALIVE! WTF!
Yeah, Sharon's a bitch.
Anyways, Does Nissan realise, though, that Iron Man isn't really their best. Their most popular without a doubt, but their most overrated as well. Still, Nissan isn't worthy of Sabbath. I'm sorry but Nissan Kinda sucks. Wait.. I take that back, I'm not Sorry, and Nissan REALLY Sucks.
Sad part was, the commercail came on, and I head banged. Then i saw it was a car commercail, and I felt disgusted, then iIhandbanged more, then I saw it was a Nissan commercail, then I felt even worse. Then I remembered I Heabdanged to it twice and I felt like a sellout.
Thanks alot Nissan. You fuckers.
But not just Nissan, alot of un-worthy things use this song. Forza Motorsport for instance.
At this point this is pretty nicely sized, and you mightwonder why it's not a full page rant. Well, i'll tell you... nothing that says "Nissan" THIS many times gets it's own fucking page on my site while I'M Still running it!!! Not to mention it mentions Forza and Disco too! Fuck that, thats too much suck for one page, even WITH mentions of Ozzy and Iron man. And Sharon sucks too.
Ok, I'll stop now.
...
I LIED! I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!
It's woth noting this is the 20th blog entry... And Nissan still sucks.
..Ok, I'm done for real this time.

I realize I havn't done shit in months, ok
Now Playing: The Haunting - Misfits
Topic: Cunt Of The Week
Ok, yeah, i realize i havn't written anything for the blog in a while, but i've been low on rant ideas, and i havn't been able to spare any for here. But it seems I've really been able to pick it up lately, so I think I can spare one.

Anyways, we have a cunt of the week here.
I think this guy is a cunt, he's such a big "Sports Fan", he named his kid ESPN. Yes, like the channel.
ESPN Montana Real is his name. Yes, Montana.. like Joe Montana.
But apperantly thats not all. There are atleast 3 others retarded enough to name their kid ESPN (apperantly said Espen).
I find this almost as sad as the fact, note the word FACT, that Charlie Chapman once lost a Charlie Chapman look alike contest.

Anyways, I'm gonna try to update this thing more.

...Damn... Fucking idiots!
Now Playing: Adam Sandler - Hot Water Burn Baby
Topic: Cunt Of The Week
Lets make this one really short, k?
What kind of idiot would buy a used blank CD-R set?What kind of idiot would sell one?!
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD BUY FOOD ON AMAZON?! YO FAT FUCKS, GET UP AND BUY YOUR GROCERIES OFFLINE! THIS IS WHY OUR COUNTRY IS SO GODDAMN FUCKING FAT!!!
Ok, I'm done. Ever notice how full of happiness I am?!

Why mel Gibson Is Just A Little Cooler
Now Playing: Nirvana - Tourette's
Hey! IT's That thing! The one i havn't used in well over a month! I remember this!
...it pissed me off last time so i stopped using it. Lets see, fuck, maybe this fucking time it fucking wont fucking piss me the fucking fuck off. Fuck.
Haha, well, it seems our good buddy Mel Gibson had a relapse, UH OH, MEL LIKEY THE ALCOHOL AGAIN, WHOO! Not only that, but he was apperantly caught DRUNK DRIVING, UH OH! BAD MEL!
I'm a sarcastic asshole, huh?
But apperantly he was abusive towards the arresting officers. Poor, poor arresting officers, AND APPERANTLY THEY WAS JEWS! Cause Mel appeartly said:
"Fucking Jews...Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."
...hey, why didn't we come up with that. BEN?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY RACIST STUFF LIKE THAT!
But man, now everyones picking him apart. "ooh, he's anti-semitic, he's an evil man, first the passion of the christ, now this. He should be-" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Personnally, I'm not against him. He was fucking drunk. Ben will back that up, he says alot of stupid shit when he's drunk!
You'd think the officer would be like "DUDE, I GOT TOLD OFF BY MEL GIBSON, FUCKING AWESOME!!"
But the Jewish officer was 17... A Little young? Whatever.
Apperantly he was taken to the station where he asked a female officer "What are you looking at, sugar tits."
God that statement makes me laugh! SUGAR TITS!
He apperantly also tried to take a piss on the floor. Haha, awesome! AND! And, he claimed he owned Malibu! HAHA!
Anyways, take a look at this mugshot:

He actually looks good! Most celebs look like shit in their mug shots! I give him congratz on that as well! Seems athough some makeup may have even been applied. Ben says it looks like he was at the Oscars.
And not even like he just lost the oscar to that asshole Andy Dick, looks like he won! That or he's a pedophile.
Anyways. Uhm. I lost my train of thought. Oh well. GO MEL GIBSON! BOO ANDY DICK! GO STEELERS!
I'm done.

EDIT:
I thought of other stuff! WHOO! YEAH! I ROCK! OTHER STUFF! YEAH! ...uhm... ok...
Heres something that makes Mel Gibson Kick SO much more ass!
Before i bring it up though, I'm not putting this here because i'm anti-gays. Though I am against gay marrage. I'm cool like that. Wanna get politcal with me? I'm pro-choice too, fuck you! And no, I dunno if Ben is or isn't any of the above, so fuck off. So I dont hate gays. Some tend to annoy me though. Their really talkitive man! Ben (and some others) know who I'm talking about. I think. They should. (Probably Not your first thought Ben, someone from school.) (...whatever no one looks at the blog anyways... WHY IS ME HERE?!)
Moving on. When asked his opinion of(... ever notice you cant say fags?) gays, he said
"They take it up the ass."
...well is that untrue? Can that not be backed up?
He then apperantly pointed at his ass and said "This is only for taking a shit."
Apperantly the interviewer said something about people thinking Mel was gay, and Mel said
"Do I sound like a homosexual? Do I talk like them? Do I move like them? I think not."
In a later interview he said
""[Those remarks were a response] to a direct question. If someone wants my opinion, I'll give it. What, am I supposed to lie to them?'
I like that. i respect that. he didn't lie about his beliefs, and he stood up for them. And while it pissed alot of people off, I goota say FUCK OFF! IT'S ONE GUYS OPINION! Does an opinion on such a stupid subject really matter that much to you? Who said everyone has to agree on everything. You go "hey fuck you too Mel" and move on with your goddamn life!
And another statement pissed gays off too, when asked for an apology:
"I'll apologize when hell freezes over. They can fuck off."
Once again, I say that it's great that he didn't give just because people were pissed. So what his opinion is different. Theres something I hate, people flip over different opinions, someone hates gays, the gays riot! Unless he's killing gays it's unnecessary. You dont even have to send a letter, just say "Fuck you mel" and maybe not go to his next movie. Apperantly though he ended up caving and making ammends. He had 10 gay and lesbian filmmakers in some kind of seminar or something. Whatever. And people also got pissed about the portrayal of gays in Braveheart and Passion for making the gays "effeminate" and something about a gays lover being thrown out a window in Braveheart, which never happened. Well guess what: he never wrote Braveheart. And furthermore: SO FUCKING WHAT!
Anyways, though I may not agree with him about hating gays (or atleast all of them... Andy Dick really fucking pisses me off)I gotta respect that. Unlike Andy Dick. Who I dont respect. Fucker.
All right, thats all, I'll be hating Andy Dick. And dont write me any hatemail. On any subejects. Especailly you Andy Dick fans. Fuck You! And if you think I went too far... oh well. I do that sometimes. Learn to deal with other peoples opinions.

Raining Smilies. And Fonzie. Featuring our good friend, ...uhm.. that guy.
Now Playing: Megadeth - Peace Sells
Topic: Chat Stupidity


This whole thing - talking about the raining smilies and shit - stated on AIM triton, so if you dont have it, you'll be lost as fuck. Still might get a laigh out of it, and anything concerning The Fonz is worth posting about.
Also, I cant fintd the new upgraded smileys, i'm not looking, and I'm not uploading. Fuck you. Whores.


Tunny: 
Chris: THAT WAS COOL!
Tunny: HOW COOL WAS IT?
Chris: ..not cool enough
Chris: when did they start doing that thing
Tunny: how about.. now? .... wait for it...... $up?
Tunny: i used a money sign for an s, that's cool right?  RIGHT? APPROVE ME!!
Chris: ..sure
Chris: when did the smileys start doing that thing though
Tunny: your sarcasm cuts through me
Tunny: the falling shit
Tunny: ?
Chris: IT WAS RAINING SADNESS
Chris: yes
Tunny: raining sadness eh.. sounds like an emo song.
Tunny: i dunno when it started but it pisses me off
Tunny: cause it doesn't do it for the cool ones
Tunny:
Chris: yeah, but i'm easily amused
Tunny: see.. nothing.. fucker.
Chris: YOU BASTARDS
Chris: what does it do it for?
Tunny: cause it can
Chris: but he's al I'M POSESSED MUAHAHA
Tunny: because nothing can stop the smilie onslaught
Chris: ..i mean which ones does it work for
Tunny: it is an uprising
Tunny: frown and smile
Tunny: that's it.  wankers.
Chris: what?!
Chris: it cant rain hatrid?
Tunny: no sadly
Tunny: or mustaches
Chris: FUCK THEM!!
Chris: it cant even rain coolness?
Tunny: up their stupid asses
Tunny: no
Tunny: not even blood
Tunny: it's pathetic
Tunny: 
Tunny: i want to see some halos falling assholes
Chris: can it rain Fonzie?
Tunny: we already said it cant rain hatred
Chris: NOOOOOo
Tunny: dude.. if it rained fonzie.. holy balls that would rule.
Tunny: you could sit on your porch and watch the fonzie fall.
Chris: will he scream "'eyyyy" as he falls?
Tunny: of fucking course
Tunny: can he even say anything else?
Chris: old fonzie or him now that he's like 60 and only works in sandler movies
Tunny: old fonzie of course
Tunny: the badass fonzie that could murder you with his coolness
Chris: lether jacket and ranomly placed motorcycles too?
Tunny: and the shades man
Tunny: one glance from those shade-clad eyes of his could send you into fits of splurting blood
Chris: you know that they had to put randomly placed motor cycles in every scene he wore his jacket?
Tunny: and what's cooler than random motorcycles
Tunny: i wish that next time i had to take a shit there'd be a motorcycle in there waiting
Chris: cause lether jackets were like.. supposed to represent bad people so thwey wanted to ban them on the show or something, but they allowed him to wear it when around motorcyles cause it was protective
Chris: or something
Tunny: i stopped reading when i saw Chris 06190
Chris: maybe if it rains fonzies, and one walks into yor house
Chris: all the rooms will have a randomly placed motorcyle
Chris: *cycle
Tunny: one can dream

Stupidity, Music , And Slipknot
Now Playing: Metallica ~ Dyers Eve
Topic: Chat Stupidity
Ben: why do they fight with keys in kingdom hearts
Chris: cause it's disney
Ben: oh
Ben: oh yea they cant have swords
Ben: wait
Ben: and why is donald duck a wizard
Ben: and is goofy a dog
Ben: most importantly why is final fantasy stuff in it
Ben: and even more importantly then that
Ben: why are we talking about kingdom hearts
Ben: cracker
Chris: it's because
Chris: you see ben
Chris: whe people who make kids movies using animation die
Chris: the people who work there eventually leave animation behind
Chris: and make movies using 3d and computers
Chris: then they need somethiong to remind you theyt you should still wate money on their old movies
Chris: and they go
Chris: LETS MAKE A VIDEO GAME
Chris: then for some reasion you almost care
Chris: but then you realise, why worry about that when you can watch porn
Chris: but then you ask your friend a stupid question
Chris: and he starts rambleing like a freaking moron
Chris: and then along came the devil fish and he started playing poker
Chris: and thats how the pirates won the world cup
Ben: world series?
Chris: no dumbass that ping pong
Ben: oh
Ben: whos the pirates
Chris: the scottish dog racng team
Chris: *racing
Chris: anything else?
Ben: chris im on a mission from god
Ben: it seems god hates nu metal
Ben: and he wants me to keep good metal alive
Chris: ...hey, i like godsmack
Chris: they're all DRNNRNRNRNNNRNRNR I"M ALIVE, LOVE ME!!
Ben: and he said this about you
Ben: *slaps gable*
Chris: hey i like gable
Chris: he's all DRNRNNRNNNRNRNNNRNRNNRNNR I'M ALIVE, LOVE ME!!!
Chris: you know you like voodoo
Ben: *slaps gable again*
Chris: come on, admit it, some nu metal is ok
Ben: ok some nu metal
Ben: but most sucks
Ben: trivium is ok too
Chris: i dont think it would be so bad if it wern't so overrated
Chris: slipknot for instance
Chris: they're OK
Chris: just ok
Chris: not great
Chris: not good
Chris: ok
Chris: so why the fuck does everyone like them?
*random shit you dont need to see here*
Chris: why DOES everyone like slipknot?
Ben: i dont
Chris: why, but why do they
Chris: i missed that one
Chris: as denis leary says, i missed the boat
Ben: you get it
Ben: and your retarted
Chris: I donno, is it popular all over
Chris: or is PA retarded?
Chris: ..well we know the answer to that
Chris: we talked about that
Chris: ..and proved that it is
Chris: ...mostle because of Ted Danson
Chris: and they're all I LOVE SLIPKNOT
Chris: and i'm like why
Chris: and they're like CUZ THEY RAWK, THE'YRE DEATH METALLY GOODNESS
Chris: and i'm like
Chris: thats niot metal
Chris: it's metal
Chris: that been really really really watered down
Chris: with mediocre mainstream rock
Chris: so they can get mainstream
Chris: and take your money
Chris: good job jackass
Chris: then the 9 year old cries

and that was about it

...Pittsburgh sucks... but you knew that already, but heres why!
Now Playing: Stone Temple Piolets - Andy Worhol (Bowie Cover)
Topic: Chat Stupidity
Ups and Downs of Pittsburgh and Western PA:

Chris: why dont bands like us? Is it cause pittsburgh sucks?
Ben: pittsburgh is filled with a bunch of hicks
Chris: ...is that a yes?
Ben: why which bands dont like us
Ben: and yes it is
Ben: only good things about pittsburgh is the clarks and the steelers
Chris: exactly
Ben: and umm
Ben: uhh
Ben: umm
Ben: wdve
Chris: ...well probably not, i mean i'm sure other states have similar stations to wdve
Ben: oh and
Ben: no
Ben: umm
Ben: thats all i got
Ben: did i say the steelers and the clarks
Chris: ...i mean bands have come out of pittsburgh
Chris: but they movied
Ben: like who
Chris: Like Nine inch nails
Ben: all i know is the clarks and donny iris
Ben: oh nin is from here
Chris: yeah
Ben: oh
Ben: oh
Ben: oh
Ben: i know something else about pittsburgh
Ben: wait no
Ben: thats pennslvania
Ben: the dead movies
Ben: and deer hunter
Chris: I forget if Bloodhound Gang is from pittsburgh or or phillidelphia
Ben: probable phli
Chris: the dead movies are close enough to be pittsburgh
Ben: yea
Chris: so thats  what 5 things?
Ben: theres another good movie that was filmed here
Ben: i think black sheep
Chris: ...whoo, we got 6 things
Chris: .....thats not that great is it?
Ben: wait
Ben: dogma
Ben: thats it
Ben: not black sheep
Chris: we got bob OConnar!
Ben: oh and sudden death
Ben: i like that movie
Chris: ...yeah, we're fucked, huh?
Ben: and silence of the lambs
Ben: and kingpin
Chris: ...why is it the horror movies and the ones that involve hell and death?
Ben: and robocop
Chris: ..and the band that hated everyone and everything?
Ben: pittsburgh sucks
Chris: ...yeah
Chris: ...robocop sucks
Ben: hey
Ben: i liked the first one
Ben: and the third one
Chris: ...pittsburghese is kinda fun though
Ben: i think
Chris: ...yinz
Ben: yea
Ben: and you cant take a turn on the streets with out seeing a bar
Ben: i think thats us
Ben: im not sure
Ben: i dont go down to pittsburgh
Ben: i hate it there
Chris: well yeah
Chris: you have to drink alot to live there
Chris: another reasion it sucks
Chris: that hell hole spawned the evil being that is Christina Agulara
Ben: wait
Ben: we have alot of closed steel mills
Chris: ..hows that good?
Ben: thinks to throw rocks at
Chris: we have ted danson
Ben: big ben lives here
Chris: /...wait... no i was thinking of charles manson
Chris: who the fuck is ted danson
Ben: hes up for perol next year
Chris: Charles manson? Or ted danson?
Ben: charles manson
Chris: so whos ted danson?
Ben: WIKIPIDI
Chris: we have iron city beer
Ben: hes the guy from becker
Chris: ...is that good? i dont drink
Chris: ew, not becker
Ben: and three men and a baby
Ben: you know the movie you can see a ghost in
Chris: ...that movie still sucks
Ben: and he cheated on his first wife with whoopi goldberg
Ben: man
Chris: ..wow
Chris: low standards
Ben: his first wife was really really ugly then
Chris: whaddabout iron city beer?
Ben: its alright
Ben: haha
Chris: ...we have the clark bar
Chris: I like the clark bar
Ben: you know how everyone says that theres the dead kid in three men and a baby
Chris: yeah?
Ben: its a cardboard cutout of ted danson they forgot to get off stage
Chris: that... or it's charles manson
Chris: ...or sunglare
Chris: ..oh wait
Chris: it seriously IS ted danson
Chris: holy hit
Chris: *shit
Chris: i thought it was a joke
Ben: no they said it was a cardboard cut out of ted danson they forgot to get off stage
Chris: i just read that
Chris: holy fuck
Ben: I KNEW IT
Ben: you know the hanging man in wizard of oz
Ben: no one believed me
Ben: but it is a bird
Chris: I heard that
Ben: people are like no its a stage hand
Ben: or no its a man hanging himself
Ben: and im like no you can clearly tell its a fucking bird
Chris: or no it's ted danson killing himself
Ben: and i must do this
Ben: we need the wizard of oz
Ben: and a dark side of the moon cd
Chris: i heard about that
Ben: i know where to start it now
Ben: you start the cd at the end of the third roar from the mgm lion
Chris: it's ok ben, i'll oput this on the site and reveal your smartyfullness to the world
Ben: wikipedia says it works
Ben: ok
Chris: i know how it works
Chris: i heard it before
Chris: mwahaha
Chris: that guy couldn't ply tinman cause he was allergic
Chris: to the silver paint
Ben: hey you remember sissy right
Ben: dident she look like toto
Chris: kinda
Ben: oh
Ben: and the original toto was a dachshund
Ben: but they changed it to a british terrier becouse a dachshund is some how controversial
Chris: ...when did they change it?
Chris: i kow ted danson is involved
Chris: I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
Chris: hey pittsburgh has andy warhol
Chris: ...he painted soup
Chris: pretty soup
Chris: i envy him... he painted random stuff stupid colors using no major amount of skill, and got an entire generation to buy in
Chris: ...just like pop music
Chris: hey did you know we got a basketball team last year?
Chris: oh and you were right, we do have a soccar team called the riverhounds
Chris: i just never payed attention
Chris: ...or cared
Ben: i knew about the riverhounds
Ben: but we have a basketball team?
Ben: whats it called
Chris: as of last year
Ben: the pittsburgh crackers
Chris: no
Chris: the pittsburgh
Chris: wait
Chris: wait
Chris: WAIT FOR IT
Chris: XPLOSION!!!!
Chris: ... i couldn't make that up if i tried
Chris: no E, crocker will hate it
Chris: we also have a womans football team
Ben: i knew that one
Ben: i cant remember the name though
Chris: pittsburgh passion
Ben: and all the woman football players are dykes
Ben: why cant they just have hot chicks run around
Ben: more people will watch
Chris: we're the only state dumb enough to call a building
Chris: The Cathedral of Learnng
Chris: *learning
Ben: but wait
Ben: pittsburgh people are dumb
Chris: true
Ben: pink floyd says that they dident mean to make it sync with the wizard of oz
Chris: ...we have kennywood
Chris: ...and kennywood has the phantom's revenge
Chris: which is tied for the 6th fastest rollercoaster in the world
Chris: and idlewild which... sucks
Chris: ...and sandcatle wich.... sucks as well
Chris: ...and hershey's... which is.... avaiable everywhere so who cares
Ben: theres ceder park
Ben: which has one of the highest roller costers
Chris: ...we have... uhm.... a.. uh... zoo?
Chris: ...whee?
Chris: ..and the PPG aquarium
Chris: ....which.. if your out of state, you dont know what pittsburgh post gazzette is
Chris: and... that makes PPG sound really weird
Chris: 'least thats what i think they mean by PPG
Chris: maybe not, i dont give a fuck
Ben: hooray

Rap Kills
Now Playing: Hunger Strike - Temple Of The Dog
Proof that rap is no good!
I could tell you The Story Of The Dumbass and the Gun, but I'm lazy. I'm not here to tell you every story I hear about! Do it yourself for once you lazy shit.

Click It Damnit

and now-
SITES THAT AGREE WITH ME!
Rap Sucks
...Unlike this person
See, it sucks

Point Made.

Random Follow Up To Yesterdays Buffet Comment: Chat Stlye... Die
Now Playing: Shallow Be Thy Game ~ Red Hot Chili Peppers
Topic: Chat Stupidity
Chris: i'm sad
Chris: i wanted to see buffet snap and go on a rampage
Ben: but then ben wouldent of seen the boobies
Chris: ....i dont care, i wanted a buffet rampge!!
Chris: i was hoping somone would thow someething at him
Chris: and he would just go fucking psycho
Chris: and pull out a gun
Chris: and kill everyone
Chris: cause it would be funny and ironic
Chris: you wouldn't expect that from jimmy buffet
Chris: it would shock the world
Ben: yes it would
Chris: except Africa
Ben: who cares about them
Chris: In africa it would be
Chris: DUDE, JIMMY BUFFET SNAPPED!!
Chris: African: Click click click clack click (Trackslation: who the fuck is that?!)
Chris: *translation
Chris: brb
Ben: african: click click click click
(translation: GIMME FOOD OR SHOOT ME)
Ben: chris would like this cover of mr crowley
Chris: back
Chris: whos it by?
Ben: priest
Chris: Jimmy Psychopants Buffeyt?
Ben: no
Ben: priest
Ben: judas
Ben: priest
Chris: i know which priest it is!
Ben: NO YOU DONT
Chris: JUSDAS PSYCHOPANTAS PREIST
Ben: I COULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE PRIEST WHO TOUCHED YOU
Chris: *PRIEST
Ben: or was that prince
Chris: HE DIED IN THE CAR CRASH THAT I DEFINATLY DIDN'T SET UP
Chris: ....yeah... we dont talk about that
Chris: ....people might get curious about his car exploding at the red ligth again
Chris: *hides detonator*
Ben: wow 177 things of adware
Chris: good
Ben: 201
Chris: even gooder
Ben: the search is still going
Chris: i hope one is the psycho buffet virus
Chris: and it kills you
Chris: i really hope buffet snaps someday
Chris: just cause it would make me laugh
Ben: 221
Ben: 232
Ben: 252
Ben: 263
Chris: damn, jimmy buffet really doesn't like your computer
Ben: 266
Ben: no he doesnt
Ben: 267
Chris: it'd because you flashed him
Chris: *its
Ben: i dident though
Ben: 269
Ben: 270
Chris: ...yeah
Chris: he WOULD have snapped
Ben: not this time atleast
Ben: 271
Chris: bens computer was attacked by the buffet gods ofe hate
Ben: 271 things of adware
Ben: i guess thats gods way of telling me not to watch so much porn
Ben: but guess what
Ben: IM NOT GOING TO STOP
Chris: ...yeah you are
Chris: when buffet kills you
Chris: with his rock
Chris: of doom
Chris: ...doomy death of doom
Chris: ...killy

Damn. People are stupid.
Now Playing: Pumpkin Head - Misfits
Topic: Cunt Of The Week
Wow. Just wow. For the past 3 days people in and around Pittsburgh have been overdosing on bad Herion. 22 people last time i checked. Uhm... i got a plan: Stop shooting up! Crazy plan, huh? But you'll stop eating chicken when theres a disease OVERSEAS?! Good logic. I understand you're addicted, but thats a lame excuse in the first place.
Another thing. Yes. It's 6-6-06. Whoo. Funny huh? Were all gonna die LOL~!!! SHUT UP!!!
I'm aware that today is June 6th 2006. It's not FUNNY! I'LL BEAT YOU ALL WITH A WOODEN POLE!
6606, see that, see the 0, that makes it NOT 666, MAKING YOUR JOKE LAME, STUPID AND UNFUNNY. Worst thing that can happen is When Jimmy Buffet Comes to Pittsburgh today he snaps and kills everyone in the town. And I'm praying for that. Because between that and the herion, that should take out all the retards downtown. That just leaves the retards out here. And they'll probably do herion to celebrate 6-6-06.

So maybe we all will die after all.

Oh well.