Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little b**tard |
Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. |
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. |
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. |
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. |