>SEVEN DWARFS MEET THE POPE
>Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy
>rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"
>Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
>finally get to ask him!"
>The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of
>the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead,
>Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a
>question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."
>The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they
>have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns
>in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the
>rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"
>The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
>"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope
>replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska,
>yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the Last part,
>Dopey, ask him the last part!"
>The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey
>replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns
>in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't
>think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."
>At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing,
>and yelling, "Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!"