>SEVEN DWARFS MEET THE POPE

>Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy

>rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

>Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we

>finally get to ask him!"

>

>The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of

>the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead,

>Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a

>question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."

>The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they

>have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns

>in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the

>rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"

>

>The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,

>"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope

>replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska,

>yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the Last part,

>Dopey, ask him the last part!"

>

>The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey

>replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns

>in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't

>think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

>

>At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing,

>and yelling, "Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!"