Number 1: BSB ARE SPLITTING UP
*yawn,yawn* What is this obssesson with tempting fate? So they nearly broke up last year. They're together now, aren't they? Isn't that all that should matter?
Number 2: NICK IS LEAVING THE GROUP AND GOING SOLO
*I'm just popping off for a nap*
Number 3: BRIAN IS ENGAGED
That invisible ring on his finger must have cost SO much.
Number 4: BRIAN'S GIRLFRIEND IS A PORNO STAR
...and I'm not really an extra terrestrial being...
Number 5: HOWIE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FANS
That's not strictly true; where I come from people greatly appreciate everything that Howie's existance on your planet has done for our way of life. Winking is now an olympic sport.
Number 6:NICK IS DATING BRITNEY SPEARS
After what she said about BSB? You must be kidding! Either that or she's one HELL of a good actor. No, I think I'm right- haven't you seen her as a Mouseketeer?
Number 7:NICK IS DATING CHRISITINA RICCI
Because she would give him the time of day. Have you not heard the AJ story? You haven't? Oh, well, go to NEWS...
Number 8: NICK IS DATING CHRISTINA AGUILLERA
Is it the name? *confused*
Number 9: NICK IS DATING THOUSANDS OF ASIAN GIRLS
That's what they TELL you...
Number 10: BSB ARE SECRETLY GAY
Actually Howie commented on this on German telelvision. He said, and I quote, "We're all into girls." So Howie, exactly how many girls have you been 'into' recently?...
Number 11: AARON CARTER IS SET TO JOIN BSB WHEN NICK LEAVES
I can see it now: "Backstreet Boys, minus the cute one, plus a migdet"
Number 12:BSB ARE STARING IN A MOVIE
Because they have enough time to make a movie wi=hile they're trapped on a coach for hours, rushed to a htel for a quick freshen up, rehearsing for a concert, performing the concert, playing basketball to wind down, phoone parents to let them know that they're still alive, phone girlfriends to whisper sweet nothings to them for a while, go to bed at some obscene hour in the morning, wake up a few hours later and do it all again.
Number 13: IN THE SONG 'THE ONE', NICK SINGS "'COS MY BIB IS GONE"
Yeah, 'cos Nick only stopped using a bib, when he eats, a few months ago...*sigh*
Number 14: BSB ARE SPLITTING UP
Haven't we been here before?...
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