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Have BSB ever said anything that has made you think," There is something I would say to that!"? Well we have TONS of times; here are just a fw of them. BTW, remember we're only joking.
" Being honest, when I see an attractive girl I have to say that the first thing I look st is, well, if she's looking at me, her eyes but if she's not then....... her booty. I watch it fo from side to side. It doesn't matter what size it is but...... Yeah, I know. I'm a man. I'm sorry!" - AJ
Hey AJ, don't be ashamed, you can lok at my booty anytime you wanna! -Lorz
"If I had a girlfriend I would probably go anywhere for her. If I had to go anywhere for one of my family, I would do that too. For anyone I loved or cared for I would do anything." -Brian
Yeah, he felt so strongly about it, that he decided to write a song for his mum...-Lorz
"Bring on the women." -AJ
Where the hell was I when he said that????? -Lorz
"In Germany someone threw a rock and it hit me in the face during a performance. I thoght it was a cuddly toy or something.It caught me just above the eye. It was quite a nasty cut. I had to carry on the show,though, as it was part of a pop festival. If it had been our show, I would have got security to find out who threw it!" -AJ
Ahh, poor AJ, it was obvious that the rock was meant for Howie. -Lorz
"My family used to call me Charlie Brown 'cos I had a big round head and no hair. There's still baby pictures on disply at home, which is a bit embarrassing. My mum's even got the family album out when a girl's been round and gone, 'Here's a picture of Nick as a baby without any clothes on!'" -Nick
Oooh, can we see?????? -Lorz
"I'm the king of hotels when it comes to not paying my bill. I'll go through the mini bar, take all the cokes and orange juices and tell them I've not had anything at all when they ask the next morning. I do end up paying for it in the long run. I got away with it for a while but then they caught on." -AJ
I wonder how long it took for people to match up the room number with a name....-Lorz
"Not in my underpants." -Howie
What's not in your underpants? Never mind, I don't want to know. -Lorz
"I take the mickey out of Howie because it takes so long for him to do everything. And Kevin, 'cos he's the oldest---if he doesn't laugh with us, we say 'You're too much of an old man to understand our jokes.' -Nick
Yeah, we all do. I mean, Kevin never laughs at ANY of my jokes...deary me, you just can't please some people. Like the other day, I was sitting on the BSB's tour bus tellnig Kevin about when I put a whoopy cushion on one of my teacher's chairs......-Lorz
"I once put someone's name on the Statue of Liberty. I was going up a spiral staircase that led to the top and I saw everybody else's name and thought,'What the heck?' It was mine and somebdoy else's name in a heart,but I'm gonna kiss and tell."- Howie
Come on, Howie, admit it. You just wrote your name twice, didn't you? -Lorz
"I fell of the stage...it hurt." -AJ
I can understand that; things like that usually do. -Lorz
"We did this live show at this radio station in Spain and when we came out, we were mobbed. I had necklace on that meant a great deal to me-----my brother gave it to me one Christmas----and this girl just ripped it off my neck!" - Kevin
Be thankful she didn't go for the trousers, that's what any SANE person would have done. -Lorz
"My room at home is real tidy at the moment because I'm away. My keyboards are there, lots of Stephen King books and my sound system." -AJ
Sounds like someone is due a party. My invite's in the post, huh? -Lorz
"When we picked the name Backstreet Boys we intended it to last forever.When we get older, when we grow up, we're gonna keep it, like The Beach Boys did, y'know. If we felt it was necessary we could drop the Boys and call ourselves Backstreet."- Brian
Was it me, or didn't he just completely contradict himself? -Lorz
"I was aksed out by girls a bunch of times when I was at school. I like girls asking you out because it takes the pressure off you having to do it, but it hasn't happened for a while, I'm sad to say!" -Nick
So where did the stories about you being a nerd at school come from?- Lorz
"My ideal Saturday night would be to got to the park, play some basketball for an hour until it gets dark then go back and have a shower at my house. After that I'd go and pcik up a friend, not anyone in particular, and go to the movies, or out for dinner like a date."-Brian
Your ideal Saturday night? Geez, I could live with that! -Lorz
"Hey, I'm Mr. Romantic! I have Spanish relatives, so romance is in my blood!" -Howie
Was that an attempt to increase your sex appeal and, therefore, your fan count? -Lorz
"Except when I'm asleep- Then I'm naked."- AJ
" 'We've Got It Goin' On' has a lot of good memories for me, 'cos it was our first single, which of course, we re-released in the UK. The first time we went to Europe was to promote us." -Kev
Sadly that's the song that most of us are trying to forget.- Lorz
"We've got some brilliant fans. We get really excited when we're flying back into country like Britain, because we get to meet them again---we literally sit on the plane goin, 'Oh, do you think Helen, or Louise, or whoever, will be at the airport?'"-Brian
Good old Blighties, proud to be one of them. Remember my name? It's LAURA...just for referrence's sake......-Lorz (doh!)
"We had a lot of fun recording 'Get Down (You're The One For Me)' at Fun Factory! Toni, the producer ,was really cool, a great writer. I think it shows we can rap a little bit, and it has more of that hip-hop sound." -AJ
Hmmm, 'hip'hop'. Not the choice of words I'd choose to describe Get Down, but okay.....do agree with the rap part, though....PHWOAR! -Lorz
"We take the bras girls throw up on stage back to our hotel."- Kevin
Why?- Lorz
"This is where I resign."- Nick
Is this the longest running joke on the planet, or what? -Lorz
"We get paid to love her."-AJ
Nice choice of words, AJ - Lorz
