The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name-Nick
Be unique, be different, say yes....-AJ
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?-Brian
Nice legs...what time do they open?-AJ
Fu*k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me.-AJ
Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.-Kevin
My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.-Nick
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.-Brian
You see my friend over there (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."-Howie
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.-Kevin
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.-Brian
I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade.-Nick
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?-Brian
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.-Nick
I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?-Nick
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.-Nick
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?-Brian
I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too.-Brian
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."-Kevin
They call me coffee. I grind so fine.-Howie
I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right.-Howie
I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven.-Nick
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.-AJ
Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good.-Nick
Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.-Nick
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.-Brian
Hello, I'm a theif and I'm here to steal your heart.-AJ
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.-Howie
Hello, Cupid called, He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.-Brian
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.-AJ
Do you sleep an your stomach at night? Can I???-Brian
I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?-Nick
Is that windex or can I see myself inside your pants?-AJ
What winks a lot and fu*ks like a tiger? Hi, nice to meet you, my name is
Howard.-Howie
Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you.-AJ
There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off
you.-Brian
Help the homeless. Take me home with you!- Nick
I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!- Howie
Baby, somebody call God cause he's missing an angel -Brian
If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold IT against me? -Nick
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? -Howie
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. -Nick
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? -Brian
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. -Nick
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. -AJ
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. -Brian
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together. -Nick
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away -AJ
Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven" -Brian
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up. -Kevin
Are those real? -Nick
The only place I want to go is south of the border. -AJ
Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? -AJ
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. -Brian
You can feel the magic between us......No, lower! -Nick
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. -Howie
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya. -AJ
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. -Nick
(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself. -Kevin
Sex is a killer...want to die happy? -Howie
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. -Nick
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here. -Brian
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? -AJ
.....hey, this is Lorz. And this is my PERSONAL favourite:
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?-AJ
All these pick up lines are purely fictional and if you wanna go to the web-site that I stole them from, then click on the linkbelow. By the way, the Web-site rocks!
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