NATS
1. Why does Brian always squint or close his eyes while he sings?
Fiction/Humour: You know, how he's the suposed to be the shy one. Well, the crowd scares him almost as much as heights do (Althought he looked, in pictures because I didn't get to go, pretty ok on those flying boards at the concert).The poor guy can't watch all those people looking at him so he keeps his view minimised...
Reality: Like me, he has high cheekbones which makes him close or squint his eyes when he laughs, smiles, screams or sings emotionally which is almost all the time. I have the same problem I nobody makes a big deal out of it. Actually, its pretty cute so, LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!
NATS
2.Why is AJ so skinny?
Fiction/Humour: Since Nick and AJ were the 2 youngest( and, by the way, still are), during their teen years in the Backstreet Boys, they were the ones who needed the most nutrition for those growing bodies. Because Mama Jane Carter was in power, she made sure her baby got all he needed, which left less food for poor ol' AJ...
Reality: The man is living a miracle. I know he works out but he drinks, smokes AND eats McDonald's day after day after day after day. Let's face it, what else are you going to eat on road 234156271537615 between Watchamakalit and Werdehekisdat.
NATS
3. Why is Nick....a little bit big boned...?
Fiction/Humour: Read #2...
Reality: He just doesn't work out all as much but let's get one thing straight. THE MAN IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT FAT. HE IS PHAT, NOT FAT (ok, that WAS a bad joke...).
NATS
4. Why is AJ losing his hair already?
Fiction/Humour: That peroxyde, hair dye etc...etc...It slowly frying is hair follicules right off the man's head...Still looks good.
Reality: Ditto... Sometimes, reality is so much funnier than fiction...
Nats
5.Why didn't Kevin sing on the first album?
Fiction/Humour: The man tried to stay as far away from the New Kids On The Block (now, its Britney Spears) image with the dolls, the action figures, the frozen vegetable, the vitamin tablets, etc...etc...etc...Naturally, J. Lou Pearlman (I call him like that, I don't know why, I just do) wanted to make as much money off of these guys as he could but Kevin didn't like the idea of that stuff so J. Lou Pearlman made a not-very-fair deal with our poor lil' Kevy. Kevin stayed in his place, like a good little boy who can't sing, and the managers won't go too far with the...useless stuff.
Reality: Their first album was more...Let's admit it...Bubblegum-pop. They needed mostly medium and high-pitched voices (except for those talking parts) for the songs and Kevin wasn't the best person to sing that way...
Nats
6.Why doesn't Nick want to get his shirt off?
Fiction/Humour/Reality: Yes! They are all the same and the explanation is amazing!!! I couldn't ruining the surprise so I made a whole page for this amazing find!! The link is at the bottom of the page. Just click on "Nick and the Shirt" and prepare yourself to be AMAZED!!!
LORZ
7.What's with the 4/4 percussion beat that seems to be in every BSB song?
Fiction/Humour: Their drummer isn't really that good; he only knows one rhythm.
Reality: No, that's not it really. The truth is that BSB love to have something about each of their songs that allows people to realise straight away that it's a Backstreet Boys song. You'd think the fact that Brian seems to sing all of them would be enough, wouldn't you?
LORZ
8. For those of you who have heard the N Sync Song "Bye bye bye": Can N Sync try to be ANY more like BSB?
Fiction/Humour/Reality: Okay, this just isn't humour- it's just not funny anymore! The sad reality is that N Syns aren't rally N Sync but Backstreet Boys 2. Sorry N Sync fans but you can't have heard "Bye Bye Bye" and disaggree with me! With the exception of a few lyrics and the quality of vocals (in BSB's favour) it IS "Don't Want You Back". *sigh, sigh* Why do people do it?
More to come...If you have any suggestions, email Nats at master_magician@hotmail.com. I will judge and if I decide to do so, I will post your Solved Mystery will all the credit showed to YOU, yes YOU, my dear friend, the viewer...
NICK AND THE SHIRT: The amazing truth...
