(Poor little lost boy...)
I'm leaving my life in your hands
(Like, this is so risky, *Crunch*...Euh, I didn't hear nothin' Nicky...)
People say I'm crazy and that i am blind
(Well, DUH!)
Risking it all in a glance
(Yeah, what a risk...What? You're gonna punch them? Oh oh...Nicky's mad.)
How you got me blind is still a mystery
(Yeah, she spray perfume in your eyes or just stick a fork in 'em?)
I can't get you out of my head
(Well, you put her in there in the first place so get rid of her yourself, ok?)
Don't care what is written in your history
(Now criminals are gonna go to you for shelter you idiot...)
As long as you're here with me
(...Running away from the police....Uh hu...)
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I don't care who you are
(Doors open Brit(ney Spears)!)
Where you're from (Doors open Aliens!)
What you did (Well, doors are already open for criminals so...Doors open Serial Killers!)
As Long As You Love Me
(This gives a false sense of security to generally bad people about your love...tsk tsk.)
Every little thing that you have said and done
Fells like it's deep within me
(Common, this spells S-T-A-L-K-E-R...STALKER! The guy's been following you! 9-1-1!)
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
(Yeah, from justice, from the police, the law...)
It seems like we're meant to be
(This isn't fair! Brian didn't make a mistake here...*pouts*)
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I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
(Oh, so its Criminal to Criminal now, eh?)
But I guess it shows
(In Brian's sweet lil' eyes...ah...)
When you look into my eyes
(Is that an invitation?)
What you did and where you're you're comin' from
(Even if you killed someone and you're from Pluto...)
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby
(Oh, but I doooooooooooooo love youououououou Brian!)
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