Interview with Team Rocket-by Fanboy (Note:Fanboy is just some fiction character I made up and is no one in particular)
(In a small, waiting room like place Team Rocket waits to be interviewed)
Jessie: Do either of you know who this guy who's interviewing us is?
James: I don't know but if he's not here in two minutes I'm outtahere.
Meowth: Ditto.
Jessie: I hope he's not like that TeemRokit guy who interviewed us.
Meowth: Yeah, he was pathetic.
(Just then, the sound of people and and objects being knocked over are heard along with the sound of shuffling papers)
Fanboy: Oh, whoops, I'll pay for that! Don't worry! Ooo....sorry ma'am. Is your jaw okay. Aw don't worry sir that brocken leg will heal in no time. Oops, sorry about that copy machine. It shouldn't have been in my way. Alright, now what idiot puts a water cooler up against a wall where its supossed to be?
(Finally, a nerdy sixteen year old with acne, greasy hair, dandruff, buck teeth, glasses, pens, pencils, notebooks, a briefcase, papers flying everywhere, whereing a striped shirt, polka dot tie, plaid pants and penny loafers rolls through the door knocking over four chairs.)
Fanboy: Howdy, Team Rocket!! Sorry I'm late. I was busy organising my sock drawer.
James: Your....sock drawer?
Fanboy: Indeedy-do! Its loads a fun!! I guess I better get going to that interview on Team Rocket.
Jessie: We ARE Team Rocket!!
Fanboy: I know,I said that when I came in here. What are you deaf?
Meowth: What are you DUMB!?
Fanboy: No, little walrus, I'm just stupid.
Meowth: I'M NOT A WALRUS!! I'M A MEOWTH!!
Fanboy: I know your a wolverine.
James:(Holds Meowth back from killing Fanboy)
Jessie: Lets just get on with the interview.
Fanboy: Oh, right! I'm late for an interview with Team Rocket. Bye, Team Rocket.
Jessie: YOUR SUPOSSED TO BE INTERVIEWING US!!
Fanboy: I know, I'm supossed to be interviewing you, the VoltronForce.
James: WE'RE NOT THE VOLTRON FORCE!!
Fanboy: WOAH!? I've got an interview with the Voltron Force!? Igotta go!
James: NO YOU DON'T!!
Fanboy: Of course I'm not going anywhere, I've gotta interview Team Rocket. Bye!
James: YOU JUST SAID YOU WERN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
Fanboy: I know, I'm interviewing you.
Jessie: THEN WHY....*sigh* never mind.
Fanboy: Don't I know you people from somewhere.
Jess,James and Meowth: (Look at Fanboy strangely) YES!! WE'RE TEAM ROCKET!!
Fanboy:WOAH REALLY!? I'M INTERVIEWING TEAM ROCKET TODAY!!
Jessie: WE KNOW!! WE ARE TEAM ROCKET!!
Fanboy: I know....
Jessie: ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!(Jumps out nearest window)
Fanboy: Hmmm I wonder whats her problem?
James: Look you better wise-up.
Fanboy: Um, sir do you have a purpose of being here?
James: YES YOUR INTERVIEWING US!!
Fanboy: Sorry sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the amusement park. That kind of behavior is not suitable for the movietheater.
James: NANI!? WHATEVER!! I'M OUTTA HERE!!(Leaves)
Meowth: (Oh no, I'm here alone with this screwball) Hey, havn't I seen you somewhere before?
Fanboy: Ever been to Europe?
Meowth: No
Fanboy: Me neither.
Meowth: Oh I know, you remind me of that TeamRokit kid.
Fanboy: Hmm,isn't he a real stud?
Meowth: STUD!? HE ACTS LIKE YOU!!
Fanboy: My mistake....SUPER stud.
Meowth: AAAHHHHHHH!!! (Runs out)
Fanboy: Well, looks like my interview with Pee Wee Herman went pretty well. Now to go interview Team Rocket.
