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Place of Event 88

Madison Square Garden

Date 88

June 23rd, 2003

Main Event 88

RVD and Austin vs. O'Haire and Sid

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DARK MATCHES
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ADRENALINE
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Raven vs. Alex Wright
Winner: Draw
Summary: Time limit exceeded. After the match, Alex Wright went for a handshake, as Raven gave him a kick below the belt, and followed it up with the Raven Effect DDT.

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SLAM!
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| :-: | Star Trek Ends on the New TNN Network as The SLAM! promo hits and the cameras open up outside of Madison Square Garden in New York city as the voice of Jim Ross cuts in. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | The most famous arena in the world, the site of Wrestlemania 2, MSG, Madison Square Garden...with 51 thousand strong in attendance for wMe's #1 show..Monday Night SLAM!

| :-: | The SLAM! opening promo then plays, after the fast-paced promo the cameras open up to the pitch-black MSG as the huge explosions start to go off and the crowd is completely on there feet. The lights come back on, just in time for the cameras to catch the huge cloud of smoke rising to the top of the arena from the pyro. | :-: |

I'M BACK!

| :-: | Eric Bischoff's theme hits as the crowd completely erupts into boo's. Bischoff comes through the curtains with a smirk on his face as he struts down the ramp. He walks up the sheet metal steps, and down the apron as he climbs into the ring and raises his arms up before taking a microphone. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | What's up New York?!?!

| :-: | The crowd completely erupts into boo's and starts to chant: Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Ha-ha..Ah yes I remember the days when a chant such as that would make me angry...Infact it would piss me off...But, not any more...Ya see, it doesn't matter how much you boo me..Because after King of the Ring, I'll own everything! I'll own the whole damn show..I'll call the shots, I'll own this ring, that ramp, hell I'll own that fat barb-b-q eating piece of trash JR, and I'll own all your asses! And there's not a GOD DAMN thing you can do about it! Ha-ha-ha..

| :-: | The crowd completely erupts into boo's as Bischoff smiles them off. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Which brings me onto the first set of business tonite, King of the Ring, Sunday March 29......Me and that filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding, bargain basement, two dollar, trashbag ho! Stephanie...McMahon...Helmsley! Ya know, which reminds me...Steph, there is one minor detail that I forgot to mention last Monday, and that is, our match at King of the Ring..it won't be just any match, oh no....Ya see Stephanie, the rights to the SLAM! brand will be placed inside a steel briefcase, which will be hung 15 feet in the air..in other words Steph, at King of the Ring, you and I, will be in a...LADDER MATCH!

| :-: | Bischoff gets a smile ear-to-ear as the crowd gives a mixed reaction. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Now, seeing as tho I have this huge wrestling match-up at King of the Ring, and well to be quite frank I don't have the skills of a wrestler...I mean come on, wrestling's not my sport...I'ma third degree black belt...But ya see, I'm not gunna be in that match at KOTR to murder Stephanie McMahon, no no...So you won't be seeing any of my martial arts skills, instead...I'm gunna wrestle her..Yes, thats right...I'm gunna force her to the ground, bury her face in the mat, make her get on all fours, and call me 'DADDY!' Hahaha....But ya see, I couldn't come up with the skills to do that on my own...So I figured that I would get a trainer so to speak...So I went out, and looked all around for the perfect guy to train the Bisch...And who better then in my eyes, the best damn Superstar on SLAM!...The man who at Insurrextion single handedly whipped Rikishi's fat ass..Ladies and Gentlemen...my personal trainer..TEST!

| :-: | 'Test, Test, This is a Test' hits as the crowd completely erupts into cheers. Test comes through the curtains with jeans on, a black leather jacket, and some shades. He has his usual cocky smirk as he walks down the ramp toward the ring. He walks up the sheet metal steps and steps into the ring as he and Bischoff shake hands and Bisch passes him the mic. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | WHAT?! So thats what Bischoff wanted to speak to Test about last monday!

| :-: | 'Bisch's Trainer' Test | :-: | Thanks alot Mr. Bischoff....ya know, Mr. Bischoff--or should I say, Eric..is absolutely right...at King of the Ring, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, doesn't stand a chance! She just can't compete with you Eric...She doesn't have the strength, the quickness, or the stamina...And believe me, I know just how little stamina Stephanie has, I was engaged to her..and I found out first hand! Haha, if you know what I mean...But for those of you who don't know..Let's just say, she couldn't pass the Test, Hahaha!

| :-: | The crowd completely erupts into boo's as Test smirks and Bischoff laughs to himself. Bischoff then takes the mic back from Test. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Hahaha...Well Test I say lets cut straight to the point, the real reason I came out and brought you out here as well...Ya see, I'm so confident..that tonight, right here at the most famous arena in the world, M..S..G! Madison Square Garden, I, Eric Bischoff..am going to make my wrestling debut! Thats right...I'm issuing an open challenge to ANYONE and I do mean ANYONE in New York City who wants to go one-on-one with The Bisch! Infact, I'm so damn confident...that I'll issue an open challenge to any TWO people who wanna face me! Yeah thats right....Infact Test, I'm so pumped, hell lets go right now....Bring out the first guy to step into this ring with me out right now....Right now lets go...

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Well wait a minute Ted! Eric Bischoff is gunna make his wrestling debut right here tonite...He just issued an open challenge to anyone in New York!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Well what are you waitin for JR, get up there! Be the first man to lose to the Bisch, Hahaha!

| :-: | All the sudden, Funaki's music hits as the crowd comes up out of there seats and erupts into cheer's. Test shakes his head up and down, as he climbs out of the ring. Funaki comes out from the back waving around the japanese flag. He points to Bischoff and says something, as inside the ring Bischoff removes his leather jacket. He tosses it out of the ring and motions for Funaki to get in. Funaki reaches ringside, as Test starts pounding on him from behind! | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Wait just a damn minute, Test is attacking his own partner, Funaki! And I gotta feeling this is all a set-up Ted! Test mercilessly pummeling Funaki on the outside!

| :-: | Test picks up Funaki, and whipes him into the steel steps as Funaki hits them shoulder first. Test then starts stomping on him, as he lifts him up onto his shoulder and drops him neckfirst acrossed the fan barricade...Test then graps Funaki after some more stomps and rolls him into the ring, as Eric Bischoff makes the cover...Just then Ted Dibiase gets up to his feet and throws his headset off! | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Hey what the hell?! Where the hell's he goin?!!

| :-: | Dibiase slides into the ring and takes off his jacket coat, revealing a white and black stripped referee shirt! Dibiase drops to the mat, as Bischoff counts along with him...'1...2...3!' | :-: |

I'M BACK!

| :-: | Bischoff gets to his feet as he throws his arms up into the air. Dibiase raises up Bischoff's arm, as Test slides into the ring. Test and Dibiase both raise up Bischoff's arm as the boo's are pouring in and Funaki is almost out of it on the mat. Bischoff then graps the mic. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | You see that?! Anyone, and I do really mean ANYONE in New York City, who wants a piece of The Bisch, the UNDEFEATED Eric Bischoff, who made one hell of a debut tonite...Then I'll see your ass in this ring at exactly 10:30...And get ready to end up just like this chump, and end up in Stephanie McMahon's favorite position...flat-out on your BACK!...Hahaha!..

| :-: | Bischoff's music continues to blare through the speakers in MSG as Dibiase and Test lift him up onto his shoulders and he raises his arms up just as SLAM! cuts to a commercial break. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | This is just disgusting folks...This is sickening, for this man, who is suppose to be the owner of this company, acting like a true...asshole! Ahh, this is just--well Ladies and Gentlemen, we'll be back after this short commercial break...Although I doubt that many of you will be tuning back in...This disgusts me dammit...

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SLAM! Commercial Break
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SLAM! Backstage Segment
New Millenium Arrival

| :-: | SLAM! comes back from the commercial break as the cameras are in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden where the familiar limousine of the self-proclaimed New Millenium Wrestlers is pulling up. The limo comes to a slow stop, as Mark Jindrak climbs out with a huge smile on his face. Next out is Sean O'Haire as he has that coveted WM2k1 Title over his shoulder. Both men look around, as O'Haire then turns to the limo. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | Uhh Roddy, I think you'd just better stick back here tonite, huh?...

| :-: | Roddy Piper then starts to climb out with a bottle of tequila in hand. He takes a swig and stumbles out of the back of the limo. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper | :-: | NOOOONNN-SENSE! What the heck are you talkin about Sean?! You gotta big match tonite and I can't miss it!

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | Big match? Heh, please Roddy...I would think you more than anyone would know that tonight is no sweat of my sack, even heading into King of the Ring, I mean...could Bischoff possibly have booked an easier match? Its me and some big guy, never even heard of him...against that beer-swelling, foul mouthed redneck and ofcourse, everybody's least favorite..Rob..Van..Dam! I mean come on, how many times do I have to kick this guy's ass before our actual match? Heh...

| :-: | 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper | :-: | Ah well I guess you gotta point there Sean, but I also gotta huge announcement to make!

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | Well heh, you're in no shape to make that announcement tonite..Infact uhh, maybe you should go back to the hotel room?...

| :-: | Roddy then takes another swig from the tequila, and turns and PUKES all over the side of the limo as both O'Haire and Jindrak jump backwards. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Tommorrow's Superstar Today' Mark Jindrak | :-: | DAMN Roddy! Maybe you need to goto the hopsital instead dude...

| :-: | 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper | :-: | Awww stop bein a buncha crybaby's you two! Just a little upset stomach, tequila is the best thing for it!

| :-: | Roddy goes to take another swig as O'Haire snatches the bottle out of his hand. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper | :-: | HEY! just what in the hell do ya think your doin?!

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | You'll thank me for this later...

| :-: | SMAAASH! O'Haire then smashes the tequila bottle over the head of Piper as the glass shatters everywhere and Piper goes down like a ton of bricks. O'Haire tosses the broken glass down, as he and Jindrak pick up Piper, and toss him in the back of the limo. O'Haire then walks to the front driver's side. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | Take him back to the hotel, and make sure he gets in alright, huh?...

| :-: | O'Haire passes the driver some money as the driver shakes his head. Jindrak pounds on the truck twice, as the limo starts driving away. O'Haire and Jindrak watch, as O'Haire shakes his head and the two turn and start for the entrance to the building. | :-: |

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Tag Team Match
Team Mattitude vs. Above Average

| :-: | Above Average's theme song hits on the speakers. Regal and Mike Sanders come through the curtains, as Regal looks around at the arena with his usual smug expression. The two then start to saunter down the ramp as footage is shown from last week of Team Mattitude interefering in there match and hitting the School of Hard Knocks on Regal. Regal then walks up the sheet steps, as he whipes his boots on the apron, before climbing in. He waves to the crowd, as Sanders then climbs in and runs the ropes. All the sudden the WME Mainpage appears on the SLAM-Tron. | :-: |

| :-: | The username is typed as 'Team Mattitude' and the password 'version 1.0' the loading bar comes up and gets to 100% as Team Mattitude's theme hits and the crowd erupts into boo's. Haas and Benjamin come through the curtains as they throw up the V1 signs. They then start down the ramp with there usual intensity, as Regal paces back and forth inside the squared circle with a pissed expression. Haas and Benjamin sprint and slide into the ring. They get to there feet and goto opposite sides of the ring throwing up the V1 signs as the lights in the arena flicker.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And not taking focus off the match-up at hand but Ted just what the hell were you doin counting the pinfall for Eric Bischoff?!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Hey JR, Its all about the money man Hahaha..Even though I don't need it, Bischoff still signs my paychecks man...!

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Oh gimmie a break you're almost as bad as him?!

| :-: | The bell rings as Regal stands inside the ring and Sanders is on the apron. It looks as if Regal and Benjamin will start off the match. "DING DING DING" The bell rings, as Regal and Benjamin circle the ring. They then get into a strong lock-up, as Regal immediately applies a headlock on Benjamin. Benjamin gives him some elbows and goes to shove him into the ropes, but Regal keeps the hold as both men go down to the mat with Regal still having the headlock firmly locked in. Haas yells for Benjamin to get up on the outside, as both men start to get up, with Benjamin struggling. They finally get up as Benjamin starts delivering elbows to the ribs of Regal. He goes to shove him into the ropes but again both men go down to the canvas with Regal keeping the firm grasp applying more and more pressure to the head of Benjamin. All the sudden, the crowd starts to chant "BORING! BORING! BORING!" Regal looks around with a pissed expression but still keeps the headlock firmly on Benjamin. Benjamin then starts to fight to his feet, as the crowd are stomping there feet. Benjamin then lifts up Regal and hits a back suplex as the crowd cheers!| :-: |

| :-: | Both Benjamin and Regal spring to there feet as Benjamin hits Regal with a dropkick. Regal gets back up, as Benjamin punches Regal, backing him into the ropes. He whipes him to the other side, but Regal swings around, and sends Benjamin into the ropes Benjamin rebounds, as Regal goes for a back drop, but Benjamin hits a sunset flip into a pinning position, "1..2--" Regal kicks out. Benjamin immediatley gets up as Regal does as well, and Benjamin sends him down with a dropkick. Benjamin then picks up Regal, as he gives him an arm-wrench then backs into the corner, tagging out to Haas. Haas climbs the buckles and jumps off with bringing a double axe-handle to the arm of Regal. Benjamin climbs out of the ring, as Haas gives Regal some rights, backing him into the ropes. He then whipes him off to the other side. Regal rebounds, as Haas gives him a hip toss into an arm-bar. Haas keeps applying pressure as Regal goes for a grab of the hair but the referee immediately puts a stop to it. Haas keeps the hold in tight and the crowd begins to chant "BORING! BORING! BORING"| :-: |

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | HAHAHA, oh man JR these two guys are better then a sleeping pill...!

| :-: | Haas starts to lift Regal to his feet, as he wrenches at his arm again. He then gives him some hard kicks to the gut. He backs him to the corner, and tags out to Benjamin. Benjamin climbs up, and jumps off hitting a dropkick to Regal. Benjamin then makes a cover, "1..2.." Regal manages to get the boot up. Benjamin pounds on Regal's head a bit, before lifting him up and backing him into the turbuckles. He gives him some hard right hands, before going to whip him into the opposite corner. However Regal reverses and swings Benjamin into the buckles. Benjamin staggers out, as Regal is there and gives him a atomic drop. Regal then tags out to Sanders, who gets into the ring and immediately starts putting the boots to Benjamin. He lifts him up, backs him into the ropes, and sends him to the other side. Benjamin rebounds as Sanders ducks for a backdrop, but Benjamin hits the breaks and gives him a swift kick, causing him to stand upright. Benjamin then runs into him and plows him down with a clothesline. He picks him up and takes him over to Team Mattitude's corner as he starts to stomp a mudhole in him. Benjamin tags out to Haas as he gets into the ring. They both pick up Sanders, and hit a double snap suplex, as Haas makes the cover, "1..2.." but Sanders gets the boot on the ropes.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And a nearfall there by one half of Team Angle, Charlie Haas!

| :-: | Haas picks him up, and backs him into the ropes, sending him to the other side. Sanders rebounds, as Haas ducks down for a backdrop, but Sanders hits the breaks and delivers a face buster out of nowhere. Sanders then tags out to Regal. Regal gets into the ring and starts stomping on Haas. He picks him up and sends him intot he ropes. Haas rebounds, as Regal meets him with a knee lift, sending him down. Regal then goes to pick up Haas, as Haas takes him over with a firemans carry. Haas then gets up, as Sanders tries to rush into the ring, but Haas takes him down with a clothesline. Sanders starts to get up, as Haas clotheslines him over the top rope. Benjamin hops over the top rope as he graps Regal from behind just as Haas turns. Haas hits the superkick, as Benjamin follows through with the german suplex - SCHOOL OF MATTITUDE! The school of Mattitude hit, as Benjamin slides out of the ring and Haas makes the cover, the count "1..2..3!" the pin.| :-: |

Winner: Team Mattitude

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SLAM! Backstage Segment
Four Corners at KOTR?

| :-: | The cameras go into the backstage area into the private office of Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley as she is sat at her desk watching the TV monitor, when all of a sudden Road-Dogg and Konnan burst in as she stands up. | :-: |

| :-: | 'D-O-Double-G' Road-Dogg | :-: | Whoa whoa, hold on there hot momma, you don't have to say a word, let me the D-O-Double-G ask your question for you...you were about to ask myself and the K-Diggity-Dawg, if we know how to knock??

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | Hmmmm...actually no guys, I was about to tell you to leave....

| :-: | 'K-Dawg' Konnan | :-: | Whoa mami chill out chill out, we come in peace...

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | Well then what do you two want?....

| :-: | 'D-O-Double-G' Road-Dogg | :-: | What do we want? Well Steph let me put it to you like this, see ever since Wrestlemania 2, right here in M..S..G! Me and K-Dawg, we haven't lost to one team..Every team on the Slam! Roster thats stepped to us, got beat..Filthy Animal style, be honest..we dominate this shiznit..You know it, I know it..me and the K-dawg, heh..we're untouchable!

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | Untouchable, huh?....

| :-: | Stephanie then takes a look back at the TV monitor showing Sanders helping Regal to his feet as she gets a smirk on her face. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | Well boys if its competition you're looking for, you came to the right place because I, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, SLAM 50% owner, just got a great idea, infact a brilliant idea! See, at King of the Ring....you two are gunna put those belts on the line...in a four corners match! In one corner, you two, the Filthy Animals....In the next, Team Mattitude! Next, La Resistance! And in the fourth corner, Sanders and Regal, Above Average!

| :-: | 'K-Dawg' Konnan | :-: | Hey hey hey, hold on a sec, we didn't say nothin about some big match, we just had a 2-on-2 in mind Steph, hang on a min...

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | Now if you two would see yourself out I have some business to attend to..

| :-: | Stephanie then crosses her arms as Konnan and Road-Dogg give one last look before turning and walking out as Stephanie smirks at them. | :-: |

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KOTR Round 2
Rikishi vs. Rey Mysterio

| :-: | "Who's That Jumpin out the sky? R-E-Y!" hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. The sparks shoot up as Mysterio flies up from under the stage, and lands as he spins around and throws his arm out to the crowd. He then turns and does the same thing to the opposite side of MSG. Mysterio then points toward the curtains as Nidia comes through and the crowd erupts. The two walk down the ramp as JR's voice cuts in. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And Ted this match will be nothing short of David versus Goliath, as Mysterio and Rikishi are two of the best in there own league's I should say...

| :-: | Mysterio is in the ring as he makes the sign of the cross, then jumps down and begins to pace around the ring. All the sudden, Rikishi's music hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Big Phat Kishi Daddy comes out onto the stage, as he pounds on his chest and throws both arms up. He strokes his chin and starts down the ramp smiling looking around MSG, the place where he won the WM2k1 Championship. Kishi dances on the ramp as he raises the roof and the crowd cheers. He then gets into the ring and goes to all four sides raising up his arms. Rikishi then removes his robe as he starts to pace back and forth. "DING DING DING" The bell rings as this Round 2 match-up for King of the Ring is officially underway. | :-: |

| :-: | Mysterio and Kish slap hands showing respect for each other, as they circle the ring. They then lock-up, as Rikishi throws Mysterio clear acrossed the ring onto the back of his head. Mysterio holds the back of his head, as Nidia cheers him on from the outside. Kishi raises the roof as the crowd erupts into cheers. They circle the ring again, and lock-up in the center of the ring. Rikishi gets Mysterio in a side headlock, as Mysterio starts delivering elbows to the ribs of Rikishi. He then goes to shove him into the ropes, but Kishi laughs, and turns around starting to hammer away on the head of Mysterio. He backs him into the ropes, and whipes him to the other side. Mysterio rebounds, as Rikishi sends him down with a shoulder block. Rikishi then runs off the ropes and goes for that big legdrop of his, but Mysterio rolls out of the way as Kishi hits nothin but mat. Kishi gets up, as Mysterio is there to hit a dropkick straight to the chest of Rikishi, sending him staggering backwards into the corner. Mysterio then starts hammering on him, as he goes to whip him to the other side. But Rikishi reverses, and sends Mysterio into the buckles. Mysterio hits them, but runs out and goes for a clothesline, but runs into the brick wall that Rikishi resembles and goes down hard. Rikishi laughs again and starts stomping on Mysterio. | :-: |

| :-: | He lifts him to his feet, and gives him a few clubbing blows to the back. He backs him into the ropes, and whipes him to the other side. Mysterio rebounds, as Rikishi lifts him up for a somoan drop, but Mysterio slides around, grapping onto Rikishi's head, and spins around in a full 360-turn and plants Rikishi's head into the mat with a reversal tornado DDT.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | GOOD GAWD what a spectacular move by the larger than life lucha libre, Rey Mysterio!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | And look at that JR, your more excited then he is...!

| :-: | Rikishi gets up as Mysterio starts hammering on him again, backing him into the ropes. He whipes him to the other side, but Rikishi reverses and sends Mysterio into the ropes. Rikishi goes for a clothesline, but Mysterio ducks under it. He shoots under Rikishi's arm, and hops up onto the top second ring rope, he springs himself off, and turns in mid-air, just as Rikishi turns to face him, and Mysterio sends him down with a dropkick. Mysterio quickly springs up to his feet, and runs off the ropes, dropping a quick legdrop, before making a cover, "1..2.." But Rikishi kicks out with authority and tosses Rey into the air.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And Mysterio just can't keep the big man down Ted!

| :-: | Mysterio gets to his feet, as he climbs onto the outside apron and starts to go up the buckles. He gets to the top turnbuckle, as Rikishi gets to his feet. Mysterio jumps off, as Rikishi cathces him, and hits him with a powerslam. Rikishi then runs off the ropes, and drops that huge leg down acrossed the neck of Mysterio! Rikishi gets up and raises the roof once again as the crowd here in MSG erupts into cheers. Rikishi then picks up Mysterio, and sends him into the ropes. Mysterio rebounds, as Rikishi lifts him up, and drops backwards! All 450 pounds of the big Kishi Daddy coming down acrossed the chest of Rey MYsterio! Rikishi then gets up, as he graps ahold of Mysterio's arm. He starts to drag him toward the corner, as he stops, and starts to climb. He gets to the second turnbuckle, and throws his arms off, before jumping down landing that huge ass acrossed the chest of Mysterio - RUMP SHAKER! Rikishi stays in that sitting position, as the referee hits the mat "1..2..3!" and Rikishi wins it!.| :-: |

Winner: Rikishi

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SLAM! Arena Segment
The Juice says...

| :-: | SLAM! comes back as the cameras are in the arena and Rikishi's music is still blaring over the speakers. Mysterio is still laid out as Nidia and official Earl Hebner are checking on him. Just then, The Juice runs out as the crowd gives a slight pop. He runs out to no music and slides into the ring. The Juice begins to check on Mysterio as well. He then starts to help lift him up to his feet. All the sudden, Juvi shoves Hebner down, and picks up Mysterio..JUVI DRIVER.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | WHAT THE HELL is this?!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | YES, YES! Hahaha, I knew The Juice was a smart man...!

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | What the hell's he doin?!

| :-: | Juvi graps Mystero by the face and starts shouting something at him. He then stomps on him a few times, as he picks him up. He says something again, before dragging him to the center of the ring, Juvi then lifts him up, and the second JUVI DRIVER! The crowd is erupting into boo's as Juvi raises his arms up. He takes one last look at Mysterio, then climbs out of the ring and starts back up the ramp as the crowd is pouring in the boo's.| :-: |

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Outside Segment
Canadian Revolution continues..

| :-: | The cameras go outside of Madison Square Garden on the busy street. Bret 'The Hitman' Hart is seen standing with some jeans, and his usual black leather jacket. Beside him are La Resistance and ofcourse Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart as they all stand around the MSG plaque.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Hitman' Bret Hart | :-: | Heh, you know guys, just standing out here...in this dump, makes me absolutely sick...Homeless pieces of decay walking around, woman selling themselves, smog filling the air, garbage lining the streets..and this right here, is suppose to be the most famous arena in the United States, hahaha..This is nothing but a garbage dump guys..But thats ok, cause we can be outta here soon, right after we, Canadian Revolution make a bigger impact then last week, we're gunna show America just how weak they really are, and hit 'em where it hurts..Come on, lets get the hell outta here...

| :-: | Bret then SPITS on the plaque as Canadian Revolution walks off laughing to themselves.| :-: |

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#1 Contender US Title
The Undertaker vs Test

| :-: | The bell tolls as the lights start to flicker when all of a sudden "DEADMAN WALKIN" Taker's music hits as the crowd completely erupts into cheers. The sound of a motorcycle fills the arena, as Taker rides out. He looks around at the arena, then bounds his chest and throws his arms up. He revs the engine a bit, before riding down the ramp, and circling the ring. He then parks it at the foot of the ramp, before climbing off. He graps onto the top ring rope and pulls himself up. He climbs over the top rope in one stride and goes to all four corners of the ring throwing his arms up as the crowd cheres and cameras flash. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | This crowd here in MSG giving a huge ovation for the one and only American Badass, The Undertaker!

| :-: | All the sudden, 'Test, Test, This is a Test' hits for the second time in one night, as Test bursts through the curtains along with Funaki. Funaki has an ice pack to his head as he staggers around. Test looks over at him and shakes his head, then turns toward Taker. The cameras show Taker motioning for Test to get in the ring. Test makes it to ringside, as he graps onto the ring rope and pulls himself up. He stands on the apron for a minute, as Taker starts toward the ropes and Test jumps down. Test starts to circle the ring, as the referee starts talking to Taker. Once Taker has his back turned, Test slides in and starts pounding on him from behind. The referee signals for the bell, "DING DING DING" as Test turns Taker around and continues to hammer away on him. He backs him into the ropes and whipes him to the other side. Taker rebounds, as Test goes for a right, but Taker ducks under it. Test then turns as The Deadman nearly takes his head off with a hard clothesline. Taker motions for Test to get up, as he does so, and Taker knocks him into the corner with some hard rights. Taker starts delivering hard body shots. Taker then whipes him into the opposite set of buckles as Test hits them hard. Taker runs in and goes for a clothesline, but Test gets the boot up. Taker staggers out, as he turns, and Test sends him down with a clothesline.| :-: |

| :-: | Test starts stomping on Taker, as he lifts him to his feet. He gives him a scoop slam, before running off the ropes, and dropping an elbow to the chest of Taker. Test then makes a cover, "1..2.." Taker shoots the shoulder up. Test looks up at the referee and starts arguing with him, as Mike Kioda shows him two fingers. Test gets up again and starts stomping down on The Undertaker once again, keeping the Deadman grounded. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And Test, Eric Bischoff's hired personal trainer, is stomping away on the Undertaker here!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Yea JR and these damn New Yorkers are getting riled up here, they don't seem to like this Test guy...!

| :-: | Test then picks up Taker, as he takes him to the corner. He starts to stomp on him, then starts to choke him out with his boot, as the referee counts "1..2..3..4.." Test releases. Test then gives Taker some more boots to the gut, before whipping him into the opposite corner. Taker hits the buckles, as Test runs in. Taker dodges, as Test crashes into the buckles shoulder first, and staggers out. Taker runs off the ropes and clotheslines Test down. He then throws his arm up and picks up Test as the crowd cheers. Taker gives Test a kick to the gut, before grapping his arm, and getting him into an arm-wrench. Taker shouts out "OLD SCHOOL!" as the crowd completely erupts. Taker backs him inself into the corner, taking Test with him. He starts to climb up the buckles, as he gets to the top. He then starts to walk the ropes, as Test punches his leg out from under him, and Taker slips, falling crotch-first onto the top ring rope. The crowd erupts into boo's, as Taker moans in pain. Taker then falls off onto the mat, as Test starts stomping on him. Test then lifts him up, and sends him into the opposite set of ropes. Taker hits them, and rebounds, as Test goes for for the Big Boot but Taker ducks under it. | :-: |

| :-: | Test turns as Taker slaps that black glove of his around the throat of Test. Test is in shock, as his eyes widen, and Taker lifts him up into the air as the crowd completely erupts - CHOKESLAM! The crowd completely erupts as Taker throws his arms up after that hellacious chokeslam! All the sudden, Slyvian Gernier slides into the ring and SMACK! takes a steel chair to the back of Taker sending him down. Rene Dupree follows into the ring, followed by Bret Hart and Jim Neidhart. The referee signals for the bell, as Taker is on all fours, and Gernier SMACKS the steel chair acrossed his back again. The Canadian Revolution then start to stomp on The Undertaker. Mike Kioda interrupts and tries to pry Neidhart away, but Neidhart hits him with a hard right, sending him down. Taker is starting to get up, as Grenier smacks that steel chair over his back a third time, taking him down once again. Grenier tosses the bent-up chair out of the ring as they continue to stomp on him.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Wait just a damn minute, this damn so-called Canadian Revolution is beating the hell out of The Undertaker, c'mon now this is a 4-on-1!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Well JR they said they were gunna hit America where it hurts, they're takin out the one and only American Badass..!

| :-: | Bret tells Neidhart something, as he climbs out of the ring. Neidhart graps The Fink and tosses him aside, as he graps the steel chair he was sitting on, and folds it up, rolling himself back into the ring. La Resistance are still stomping on Taker, as Bret starts barking out orders, and Neidhart lays the chair on the outside. Grenier and Dupree start to lift up Taker, as they hold him up-right and lift him into the air, DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR! The crowd lets out a huge "OH!" as La Resistance hit the same move that took out Rhyno last week on SLAM! Bret then motions for a microphone, as La Resistance and Neidhart start stomping on Taker again. By this point, the ring is beginning to fill up with garbage as the fans are throwing everything and anything toward the ring. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Hitman' Bret Hart | :-: | Yeah America, take a goodlook at your so-called American Badass now! He ain't sucha badass anymore is he? This just goes to prove a point, that America is nothing but a waste of space! Your weak, your dirty, your vulnerable! And I'd have to say, the worst place in all of America, is right here in this garbage dump known as New York City! All of you bums should do yourself a favor, and get a friggin shower! But as for this piece of the crap, by that I mean both Taker and MSG..Heh, don't blame Canadian Revolution, don't blame Canada..Blame yourselves, blame your piece of crap country, and blame this idiot right here...

| :-: | The boo's are almost defeaning, as Bret drops the mic to the mat. He tells La Resistance something, as they start to lift up Taker, who can barely stand. La Resistance hold him by his arms, as Neidhart comes up behind and graps a handful of his hair. Bret then picks up the chair, and reels back before WHAM! Levels Taker with one of the most vicious chairshots to the head. He goes down hard, as Bret looks down at him and starts laughing to himself. He tosses the chair down, before spitting on Taker. Canadian Revolution's music hits as the maple leaf shows up on the SLAM-Tron. The cameras get one last look at Taker with his face covered in blood before SLAM! Goes to a commercial break. | :-: |

Winner: Non-Contest

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SLAM! Backstage Segment
The Juice Says...

| :-: | SLAM! comes back from the commercial break as The Juice is seen rushing through the backstage area and a small caption at the lower left reads 'DURING THE BREAK' as The Coach is seen rushing up to catch Juvi.| :-: |

| :-: | 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman | :-: | Juice, Juice, wait up man!

| :-: | 'The Juice' Juvi Guerrera | :-: | What?! Ah what in the blue hell do you want jabroni?!

| :-: | 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman | :-: | Well Roc--I mean Juice, all I have to ask is..why?! Why would you attack Rey Mysterio like that?!?!

| :-: | 'The Juice' Juvi Guerrera | :-: | What?! Jabroni what kinda stupid question is that..are you an idiot? Anyone with a half of a brian can see..The Juice is too big for Mysterio, I mean literally...Other then that, The Juice is too big for the Filthy Animals, too big for SLAM!, too big for Wrestlemania Entertainment, hell The Juice is even too big for this Cruiserweight Title bay-bee!

| :-: | 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman | :-: | Uhh Juvi I'm not quite sure I understand what your say---

| :-: | The Juice then puts his hand up to Coach's face and stops him in mid-sentence.| :-: |

| :-: | 'The Juice' Juvi Guerrera | :-: | Coach open your big goofy ears gigglepanties..The Juice says this, at King of the Ring, its already been signed..The Juice, one-on-one with that midget Rey Mysterio, to crown the last Cruiserweight champ EVER!...its already been signed, and you can bet that at King of the Ring, The Juice is gunna show everyone just who he really is..IF YAH SMELLLLALALALALALOWWWW, what THE JUICE..is..COOKIN !

| :-: | The Juice then walks out the doors as he heads toward a parked limousine leaving The Coach confused as he's always left these days.| :-: |

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SLAM! Backstage Segment
US Title Match at KOTR

| :-: | The cameras switch over to Eric Bischoff's office, as the cameras are focused on a close-up photo of Stephanie McMahon, all the sudden a dart hits it in the center of the forehead, as Bischoff's laughter is heard. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Haha...

| :-: | The cameras pull out to reveal Bischoff with a huge smile on his face, as Test then enters out of breath with a bottle of water and a towel over his shoulder. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Test my man! How's it goin?!

| :-: | 'Bisch's Trainer' Test | :-: | How's it goin?! Eric, didn't you just see that! I mean, I got screwed outta the #1 contendership to the US title!

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Yea I saw and ya know what, your right dammit! Canadian Revolution had absolutely no reason or right sticking there nose in your business! So ya know what, based on your impressive performance on there tonite...if Steve Corino happens to lose to Matt Hardy next, then you get him, one-on-one at King of the Ring, for the United States Title..Haha..

| :-: | A huge smile then comes over Test's face, as he and Eric Bischoff shake hands. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Bisch's Trainer' Test | :-: | Heh, you know, I could like this relationship between you and I..but to answer your question, now...I'm doin a whole lot better, Hahaha!

| :-: | The cameras then go out to the main arena. | :-: |

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KOTR Round 2
Matt Hardy V1 vs Steve Corino

| :-: | Corino's theme hits the speakers as the crowd compltely erupts into boo's. Corino comes through the curtains as he points to the United States title around his waist. Brian Kendrick comes following out. The two saunter down the ramp as the boo's pour in. Corino gets into the ring, as he immediately goes to the middle turnbuckle and raises the United States title into the air. Kendrick stays on the outside, as Corino climbs down and begins to pace back and forth. He hands the US title to Kendrick on the outside, when all of a sudden his entrance theme is interrupted. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And what a match this should between of two Slam's top Superstars..

| :-: | The WME mainpage appears on the SLAM-Tron as it goes through the regular procedure and entering the username and password. The loading bars comes up and gets to 100% as 'WHOA YEA- WOO- I CAN SLAP A TORNADO!' hits the speakers. The lights start to flicker as Matt Hardy comes out from the back with the V1 signs rasied up. Next, out follows Big Show as he raises up the V1 signs as well. Matt points to Corino and says something inauditable to the cameras, as he walks up the sheet metal steps and climbs into the ring. He immediately goes and hoists himself up on the ring ropes as he raises up the V1 signs again and some cameras flash yet the crowd boo's. Matt climbs down, and paces around, as his music comes to a stop. "DING DING DING" and this match is underway. | :-: |

| :-: | Corino and Matt circle the ring, as Matt gets Corino in a headlock. Matt looks around with a huge smile, as Corino lifts him up out of nowhere for a backdrop, but Matt lands on his feet. Matt graps him around the waist, and runs him into the ropes, as Corino hits them chestfirst, but the impact sends Matt rolling backwards. Matt gets up, as Corino runs at him, and goes for a clothelsine. Matt ducks, as Corino follows through. Corino then turns, as Matt goes for a kick to the gut of Corino, but Corino catches his boot. Corino then spins Matt around, and clotheslines him down. Corino raises his arms up as the crowd boo's. He then starts stomping on him, as he lifts him to his feet. He backs him into the corner, and starts to stomp away on him. He goes to whip him into the opposite corner, as Matt hits the buckles, but explodes out and clotheslines Corino down. Matt then starts stomping on Corino, as he lifts him up to his feet. He then hits him with a vicious snap suplex. Matt then gets up and stomps on Corino some more as he shows him the V1 signs and yells for him to get up. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And this match has been back and forth the whole contest Ted, both these men with cocky attitudes, and Matt taking control now..

| :-: | Matt picks up Corino and throws him into the corner. He gives him some hard rights, then goes to whip him into the opposite side, but Corino stops, swings Matt around, and sends him into the same corner he came out of it, as Matt hits the buckles and flips up over them onto the outside, landing in the arms of Big Show. Big Show and Matt start talking strategy, as Kendrick slides into the ring. He runs, as Corino throws him over the top rope, landing on both Matt and Big Show, as Big Show doesn't go down, but Matt on the other hand does. Matt staggers up using the apron to pull himself up. Corino reaches down over the ropes, grapping a handful of Matt's hair, and goes to pull him up, but Matt graps up onto him, and jumps down, snapping Corino's neck off the top ring rope, sending him falling backwards. Meanwhile, Big Show lifts up Kendrick on the outside and drops him neckfirst acrossed the barricade. Matt rolls him into the ring, and motions for Corino to get up. Corino slowly gets up, as Matt gives him a kick to the gut, then graps him, setting up for the TWist of Fate. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Here it comes JR, Twist of Fate comin up..!

| :-: | Matt throws the V1 sign out to the side, as he swings around, but Corino reverses and shoves him into the ropes. Matt rebounds, as WHAM! Corino hits him with the Old-School Kick, Corino's version of the superkick, as Matt goes down like a ton of bricks. Corino drops to his knee's, and makes a cover, as the referee hits the mat, "1..2.." But Big Show places Matt's foot on the ropes. The referee stops the count, as Corino gets to his feet and starts stomping on Matt. He lifts him up, and sends him to the other side. Matt rebounds, as Corino goes for a hard right, but Matt ducks under it. Corino turns, as Matt gives him a kick to the gut, graps him by the head, thorws out the V1 signs, and TWIST OF FATE Matt Hardy with a devestating as always Twist of Fate, as he makes the cover, "1..2..3!" The crowd erupts into boo's, as Big Show climbs into the ring. Just then, Team Mattitude comes sprinting out from the back as they hit the ring. The referee goes to raise up Matt's arm as Matt shoves him backwards. Matt then starts directing traffic as Team Mattitude, Big Show, and Matt start stomping down on Corino. Kendrick tries to get into the ring, as Big Show graps him around the neck, and delivers a showstopper CHOKESLAM! | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Ah c'mon the match is over just let it go Matt!..

| :-: | Team Mattitude then pick up Corino, as Haas graps him around the waist. Benjamin thorws up the V1 signs, before hitting the superkick, as Haas follows through with the German Suplex - SCHOOL OF MATTITUDE! The crowd is booing, as Big Show then lifts up Corino, slaps his huge hand around his neck, and lifts him into the air. He turns to all four sides of the ring, then CHOKESLAMS Corino down. Matt then motions for the mic as The Fink hands him one.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Version 1.0' Matt Hardy | :-: | Now this, what all you wannabe MF'ers in New York see here..is the further-spreading of Mattitude, everybody needs to know, that Team Mattitude, Haas, Benjamin, Big Show the MFer's, and myself..The sensei of Mattitude himself, Matt Hardy..Version 1.0! We possesse something that no one else in WME does..MATTITUDE!..There for, everybody needs to know, after I, Matt Hardy V1 becomes the King of the Ring, Mattitude..is takin over!..

| :-: | Matt's music hits again as the crowd is erupting into boo's.| :-: |

Winner: Matt Hardy

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SLAM! Backstage Segment
Three Minute's Ain't up yet!

| :-: | The WME cameras go into the backstage area, as The Coach is stood by with Rosie at the SLAM! interview set.| :-: |

| :-: | 'The Coach' Jonathan Coachman | :-: | Ladies and Gentlemen, this is The Coach here, I'm stood by now with Rosie..And Rosie, recently you have undergone the break-up of Three Minute Warning, but as of now, your in the KOTR tournament, having won your first round match last week..I gotta know, how does it feel?!

| :-: | 'Big Somoan' Rosie | :-: | Heh, to tell the truth Coach, ya know it feels great, I can't believe--!

| :-: | All the sudden, SMACK! a chair comes down acrossed the back of Rosie sending him down. And its JAMAL! Jamal starts yelling at Rosie, as he smacks the chair dwon acrossed his back again. He then picks up Rosie, and throws him headfirst up against the SLAM! set, as Rosie goes down clutching at his head. Rosie starts to crawl away, as Jamal graps a steel trashcan, and SMACKS it over the back of Rosie! Rosie is struggling to his feet, as Jamal raises the trashcan over his head and SMASHES it down over Rosie's skull. Just then Stephanie McMahon rushes onto the scene| :-: |

| :-: | 'Billion Dolla Bitch' Stephanie McMahon | :-: | HEY, STOP IT DAMMIT! STOP IT!..Put that down Jamal, stop right there...Ya know, I'm sick of this brotherly fued going on..You two disgust me, you're like little kids fighting over a toy or something..well ya know what, I'm through watching it week after week..Its gunna end..oh yea, its gunna end at King of the Ring...Its going to be you, Jamal, one-on-one, with your brother, Rosie! And thats final....

| :-: | Stephanie then walks off, as Jamal looks down at Rosie and sniggers before walking off just as SLAM! cuts to a commercial break.| :-: |

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KOTR Round 2
Randy Orton vs. Rosie

| :-: | SLAM! comes back from the commercial, as the cameras are in the main arena. Orton's music hits the speakers. The crowd erupts into boo's, as Orton comes through the curtains with a huge smile on his face. He flexes his muslces, then smiles from ear-to-ear as he starts down the ramp. He slides into the ring, and gets up, going to the second turnbuckle. He raises his arms up as some cameras flash. He then climbs down and runs off the ropes, getting in a last minute warm-up. Orton then starts to jump up and down in place as his music is interrupted.| :-: |

| :-: | 'THREE MINUTES and we're out to kill!' the Ticking timebomb shows up on the SLAM-Tron as the crowd gives a mixed, mostly cheer reaction. The cameras are focused on the stage as no one comes out. The cameras cut to Orton in the ring with a confused expression. The music then stops, as it hits again a few minutes later 'We got, Three Minutes and we're out to kill!' The music hits up again, as Orton gets a slight smile, but then once again no one comes out. Orton starts complaining to the referee, as the music dies down once again. Orton is pacing back and forth, as the music hits a third time, 'Three Minutes and we're out to kill!' Nothing or no one comes out. The music stops, as Orton is looking around at the crowd, just then an official rushes out from the back as he sprints down the ramp.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Well wait a minute here comes an official, and I gotta gut feeling that Rosie isn't able to compete after that vicious beating at the hands of his own brother..

| :-: | The official starts talking to both Earl Hebner and The Fink, as The Fink then takes the mic| :-: |

| :-: | 'The Fink' Howard Finkle | :-: | Ladies and Gentlemen, as a result of forfeit, the winner of this match, and advancing in the King of the Ring tournament..RANDY ORTON!..

| :-: | Orton's music hits as the crowd erupts into boo's. Orton gets a huge smile as he raises his arms into the air and goes to the buckles raising his arms as some cameras flash.| :-: |

Winner: Randy Orton

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SLAM! Video Segment
Next Week....

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SLAM! Backstage Segment
Whatever Dude

| :-: | The cameras switch over to RVD doing the Van Dam Stretch, when all of a sudden none other then 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin walks up. RVD gets to his feet, as 'Stone Cold' is staring him straight in the eyes. They come face-to-face as Stone Cold starts first.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Bulletproof' Steve Austin | :-: | I ain't here to say goodluck in our match, I aint here to talk strategy..I'm here to say, that you better carry your own damn weight through that match, I gotta score to settle with that sonuva bitch O'Haire tonite..and Sid, well I'm never done whippin his big dumb ass...Now son if you stay outta my way, then everything will be fine..but if you interfere with Stone Cold doin what he does best, and thats whippin ass...then I got no problem whatsoever givin your ass a Stunner...

| :-: | 'Five Star' Rob Van Dam | :-: | Heh, whatever dude...

| :-: | RVD then turns his back to Austin as he starts to do some kicks. Without another word, Austin BMFs off the scene as RVD looks focused as ever.| :-: |

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KOTR Round 2
Rhyno vs. Scott Steiner

| :-: | A rhino appears on the SLAM-Tron as it rams into the camera and it goes to static, just then Rhyno's theme hits as the crowd erupts into cheer's. The one and only Manbeast burst out from behind the curtain as he throws his arms into the air. Rhyno starts stomping down the ramp as the crowd is giving a huge ovation. He slides into the ring, then gets up and goes to the second turnbuckle as he throws his arms up and roars at the top of his lungs. He climbs down, and strides to the other end of the ring, throwing his arms up once again. He then climbs down and starts to pace around, just as his music is interrupted| :-: |

| :-: | The red strobe lights start flashing all over MSG, as the lights dim and the sirens start blaring. 'HOLLAR..IF YA HEAR ME!' hits the speakers as the crowd cheers. Big Poppa Pump comes through the curtains, as he flexes his biceps and kisses his left bicep, breaking off from it and starting down the ramp. He points around at the arena, then to Rhyno as he jaw-jacks a bit. He reaches ringside, as he walks up the sheet metal steps, and climbs into the ring. Immediately, he goes straight to the corner, and climbs the buckles, flexes his arms and kissing his bicep. He climbs down and points to Rhyno talking some trash.| :-: |

| :-: | "DING DING DING" And this match between two of SLAM's strongest is underway to find out just who will meet Randy Orton in the semi-finals at King of the Ring. Rhyno and Steiner then come face-to-face as they start talking trash to each other. Rhyno shoves Steiner back, as Steiner then shoves Rhyno. Rhyno immediately starts hammering on Steiner, Steiner fires back with rights as these two are exchanging hard rights and lefts back and forth. Steiner blocks some of Rhyno's rights and starts hammering on him, he then graps him and sends him into the ropes. Rhyno rebounds, as he runs right into a shoulder block by Steiner. Neither man budge, as Steiner then runs off the ropes, and Rhyno stands there, as Steiner runs right into a shoulder block, but again neither man goes down.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And neither of these men can send each other down!..

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Put me in there JR, I'll send 'em both down, HAHA...!

| :-: | Rhyno and Steiner then circle the ring. They get into a strong lock-up. Rhyno then throws Steiner back into the corner as the crowd cheers. Rhyno throws his arms up, as Steiner starts to shake it off. They circle the ring again, as they get back into another lock-up. Steiner then throws Rhyno back into the corner as the crowd cheers. Steiner raises up his arms, and flexes his biceps as he kisses his left. Rhyno then runs in, as he spears Steiner into the corner. He starts to drive his shoulder into the gut of Steiner. He then starts punching on his head, he whipes him into the opposite corner, as Steiner hits the buckles. Rhyno runs in for a spear, but Big Poppa Pump dodges, as Rhyno goes shoulder first into the buckles. Rhyno staggers out, as he turns right into a scoop slam by Steiner. Steiner then runs off the ropes, stops, kisses his bicep, and drops the elbow to the chest of Rhyno, before making a cover, "1..2.." Rhyno gets the shoulder up. Steiner then starts hammering on the head of Rhyno with mounted punches. He lifts him up, as he backs him into the corner. He gives him some hard rights, and sends him to the other side. Rhyno hits the buckles, but explodes out, nearly taking off Steiner's head with a clothesline..| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And the Manbeast gaining some momentum from those buckles, turning Big Poppa Pump inside out with that clothesline!..

| :-: | Rhyno starts stomping on Steiner. He lifts him up and starts punching on him. He sends him to the other side, as Steiner rebounds, and Rhyno goes for a fight hand, but Steiner ducks under it, as Rhyno turns to him. Steiner graps him around the waist and hits him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Steiner makes a cover, "1..2.." Rhyno kicks out with authority. Steiner gets up and picks up Rhyno. He takes him to the corner and throws his his head up against it. He then turns him around and starts giving him hard stomps. He goes to send him into the other corner, but Rhyno reverses and sends Steiner in. Steiner hits the buckles, and staggers out, as Rhyno goes for the Gore, but Steiner dodges, and Rhyno GORES THE HELL OUT OF THE REFEREE!!| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | GOOD GAWD OH MIGHTY! Mike Kioda is broken in half here, curtousty of that mised Gore from Rhyno! Bah gawd!..

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Hahaha, he ain't gettin up from that Jim, no way...!

| :-: | Rhyno is face down on the mat, as Steiner is on all fours. Both men start to stagger to there feet. They slowly turn to each other, as Rhyno charges with a head of a steam GORE! Rhyno with the second Gore attempt and hits it, as Rhyno hooks the leg, but there's no official! Rhyno gets up and starts kicking the bottom ropes, as he goes over to Mike Kioda and starts shaking him, all the sudden Sean O'Haire sprints out from the back with the WM2k1 Title. He waits, before sliding into the ring. Rhyno turns, as O'Haire DRILLS him with a devestating shot to the skull with that WM2k1 Title! !| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | WHAT THE HELL?! GOOD GAWD WHAT A SHOT! O'Haire damn near cracked that gold plated belt over the head of Rhyno!

| :-: | O'Haire then jumps out of the ring and starts backing up the ramp as the camera is positioned infront of him. O'Haire starts repeating to himself.!| :-: |

| :-: | 'Psycho Sexy' Sean O'Haire | :-: | I'll do anything to hang onto this baby..You ain't gettin anywhere near it Rhyno, anywhere near it!...

| :-: | Steiner starts to crawl around, as he slumps over onto Rhyno, draping his arm over the chest of Rhyno. The referee then looks around dazed as he inches himself along, and slowly makes the count, "1.......2........3!" and thanks to O'Haire, Steiner is advancing in the KOTR Tournament. The cameras focus on Rhyno, busted wide open from that belt shot to the head.!| :-: |

Winner: Scott Steiner

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SLAM! Video Segment
Coming KOTR....

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SLAM! Arena Segment
Bisch's 2nd Open Challenge

| :-: | The cameras go into the arena as the crowd is on there feet here tonite. The camera pans around the arena as all of a sudden Eric Bischoff's theme hits. | :-: |

I'M BACK!

| :-: | Eric Bischoff comes through the curtains with his leather jacket on and under it his wrestling attire. He raises his arms up with a huge smile on his face. Next out, follows Test. Dibiase gets up from the announcers position, as he takes off his coat once again revealing his referee shirt. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Excuse me JR, I gotta job to do, HAHAHA..!

| :-: | Dibiase then jogs to meet up with Bischoff and Test as they continue down the ramp. Test walks up the sheet steps first, as he sits down on the second ring rope, holding up the first, allowing Bischoff to climb in. Bisch raises his arms up, as Dibiase and Test then climb in. They stand behind Bischoff with there arms crossed, shaking there heads in approval, as Bischoff takes the mic from The Fink. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Well, well, well....if ain't the place where I made my wrestling debut, the most famous arena in the world, the one, the only, M..S..G! And come to think of it, ya know I made the most impressive debut in the history of Madison Square Garden! Infact, I didnt even have to touch my opponent to defeat him! Hahaha..and I still remain undefeated..undefeated at the Garden! So, lets bring out the second chump who I'm gonna beat to a bloody pulp in preparation for King of the Ring......

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Gee I wonder who it's gunna be this time, probably WME Worker Dan if Bischoff had his way!..

| :-: | All the sudden an unfamiliar music hits as the crowd rises up out of there seats. Just then, BROOKLYN BRAWLER comes through the curtains. He raises his arms up and yells something inauditable to the crowd as he starts walking down the ramp pointing to Bischoff then pointing to his dark blue torn-up Yankee's t-shirt. He rolls himself into the ring, and gets up raising his arms into the air as the crowd cheers loudly. His music then dies down. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Its the Brooklyn Brawler! And this New York crowd is on there feet, who knows..The Brawler may pull an up-set here over Bischoff! Actually, it'd be an up-set if Bischoff beat the Brawler!..

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Hahahaha, wait, wait a Minute..Let me get this straight, you, the Brooklyn Brawler?!?! wanna face me, the undefeated, third-degree blackbelt, E-Z-E..The Bisch, Eric Bischoff!......

| :-: | Brawler shakes his head and puts his fists up as MSG erupts and starts to chant "Braawler, Braaawler, Braaawler" as Bischoff looks around with a smirk. | :-: |

| :-: | 'E-Z-E' Eric Bischoff | :-: | Alright then dammit, ring the damn bell lets get this over with! Oh and wait, wait a minute...Stephanie, I know your watching, I just want you to watch and see whats in store for you at KOTR, Haha......

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Singles Match
Eric Bischoff vs. Broolyn Brawler

| :-: | Bischoff drops the mic down to the canvas, as Test takes it out of the ring with him. Bischoff then hands his leather jacket to Test, as Dibiase signals for the bell "DING DING DING" and immediately the Brawler attacks Bischoff with some hard rights hands as the crowd erupts! Brawler backs BIschoff into the ropes, and whipes him to the other side. Bischoff rebounds, as he walks right into a high-elevated back body drop, as Bischoff hits the mat and goes reeling, clutching at the small of his back! He gets to his feet, and staggers around, as Brawler nearly takes his head off with a clothesline! The crowd is cheering at the tops of there lungs as Brawler motions for Bischoff to get up. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And this crowd here in MSG wants to see Eric Bischoff get his ass whipped!..

| :-: | Brawler gives Bischoff a few stomps, as Dibiase graps him and yells at him, threatening to disqualify him for using the heel of his boot. Brawler looks around then back at Dibiase as he shoves Dibiase back. Dibiase graps him by the shirt, but Bischoff comes from behind with a LOW BLOW! Brawler goes down, as Dibiase pretends he got something in his eye and didn't see that. Bischoff then starts stomping a mudhole down onto Brawler. He lifts him up, and sends him into the ropes. Brawler swings around and sends Bischoff into the ropes, Bischoff rebounds, as he walks right into a scoop slam by Brawler as the crowd erupts. Dibiase still has his back turned, as Test slides in behind Brawler, as Brawler turns and -- SMACK! Big Boot to the face as Brawler goes down hard!. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | GOOD GAWD, a smack heard round the world as Test's boot colliding with the Brawler's face, bah gad what a shot!..

| :-: | Test then picks up Brawler, gives him a knee to the gut, and sets him up for a Pump-Handle Slam, as he hits it! The TESTDRIVE! Test then gets up and stomps on Brawler a little, as Dibiase turns and forces him out of the ring. Test puts his hands up and backs away like he didn't do anything, as he climbs out of the ring onto the outside. Bischoff then scurries toward Brawler, and hooks the leg for the cover, as Dibiase hits the mat, "1..2..3!" I'm back hits as the crowd completely erupts into boo's, and Dibiase raises Bischoff's arm up. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And Eric Bischoff with a pinfall victory, and ya know folks, I know that if Test hadn't been involved, the Brawler would have walked out with the win..

| :-: | Test and Dibiase get on opposite sides of Bischoff as they raise his arms up, when all of a sudden STEPHANIE MCMAHON slides into the ring after coming through the crowd. She drops to her knee's, and hits a LOW BLOW! The crowd erupts, as Bischoff goes down and Stephanie rolls out of the ring before Test can grap her. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | STEPHANIE MCMAHON! STEPHANIE with the low blow to Eric Bischoff and she'll leave for KOTR with the last laugh!..

| :-: | 'I'm all grown up..NOW' hits as Stephanie backs up the ramp smiling. Dibiase checks on Bischoff on the mat, as Bisch is moaning in pain clutching at his crotch as SLAM! goes to a commercial. | :-: |

Winner: Eric Bischoff

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Main Event
RVD and Stone Cold vs. Sid and Sean O'Haire

| :-: | "ONE OF A KIND" BOOM! the huge explosion goes off as the crowd completely erupts into cheers. The clouds of smoke rise up to the top of MSG, as RVD comes through the curtains and starts down the ramp. He points to himself with his thumbs and shrugs. He rolls himself into the ring and jumps around in some circles with his arms raised. He then goes up to the second turnbuckle and does the thumb taunt as the crwod counts along "R..V..D!" RVD then jumps down and starts to circle around the ring as the crowd waits in anticipation. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And there you see the #1 contender for Sean O'Haire's WM2k1 Title, and I feel he could be the first real threat O'Haire has had..

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | JR are you kidding? You remember Insurrextion? Haha, O'Haire damn near killed that man, Rob Van Dam...!

| :-: | All the sudden, the glass shatters as the lights surrounding the entrancewy turn over to pure white. 'Stone Cold' bursts through the curtains and starts to BMF his way down the ramp. He stares a hole right through RVD, before walking up the sheet metal steps, and down the apron before climbing into the ring. He strides acrossed the ring and climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, as he throws his arms up and cameras flash all around the Garden. Austin then climbs down, and strides to the other end of the ring, as he climbs up and throws his arms up. He climbs back down and goes face-to-face with RVD and starts talking to him back and forth as RVD just smirks it off. All the sudden, Sid's music hits and interrupts them. | :-: |

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | And here he comes JR, the most dangerous man in WME in my opinion...!

| :-: | Sid comes out from the back with a pair of jean shorts on and his new 'Nuff Said' T-shirt on. He stares down at Austin, then looks all around the arena, as he starts to swagger down the ramp. He stops at ringside, as he rubs his hands together and starts smiling. He then looks around as the cameras catch him saying "I smell a Powerbomb MSG!" Austin motions for him to get into the ring, as Sid just smiles at him. Just then, O'Haire's music hits as the spider logo shows up on the SLAM-Tron. O'Haire comes out with his black leather jacket with the silver flames, and Mark Jindrak following close behind. They start down the ramp, as O'Haire gets to ringside. He hands the title over to Jindrak, then takes the belt off and holds it up, as the cameras cut to RVD staring at it. O'Haire then passes it to Jindrak, as he and Sid start talking to each other. They then slide into the ring, as O'Haire starts echanging rights and lefts with RVD as Austin does the same with Sid Vicious. "DING DING DING"| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And this match getting off to an explosive start..

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | Austin will meet Sid, and O'Haire will meet RVD at KOTR, Hell JR, King of the Ring is takin place right now in that ring, Haha...!

| :-: | Austin backs Sid into the ring ropes with hard rights, then whipes him to the opposite side. Sid rebounds, as Austin jumps up and hits a Lou Thez press. He starts firing away at the head of Sid, then gets to his feet and starts stomping down on him. Meanwhile, O'Haire is delivering boots to RVD in the corner. He whipes him to the other side, as RVD hits the buckles. O'Haire then runs at him, as RVD ducks under it. O'Haire turns, as RVD catches him with a spinning heel kick, sending him back down into the buckles. RVD then starts to drive his shoulder into the gut of O'Haire, as he does it three times, then does a backflip, and hits a Monkey Flip on O'Haire. Sid starts to get up, as Austin clotheslines him over the top rope onto the outside. O'Haire gets to his feet, as RVD graps him and tosses him over as he falls onto Sid. RVD then runs acrossed the ring, hits the ropes, rebounds, and hits a plancha over the ropes onto Sid and O'Haire on the outside. Stone Cold then climbs up, as he starts stomping on Sid. He graps the camera cable and starts choking Sid with it as the official Earl Hebner tries to stop him.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And the Rattlesnake now, choking the life out of Big Sid!..

| :-: | Austin rleases the hold and flips off Hebner. He then picks up Sid and starts dragging him up the ramp. They get halfway up, as Sid stomps and starts elbowing Austin in the ribs. He then gives him a hard right as Austin goes down. Meanwhile, RVD picks up O'Haire and drops him acrossed the barricade. RVD then climbs up onto the apron and does the Thumb taunt as the crowd chants along, "Rob..Van..Dam!" RVD then goes to jump off for the legdrop from the apron, but Jindrak hits him with a low blow! RVD falls down off the apron, as Jindrak starts putting the boots to RVD. Meanwhile, on the ramp, Sid picks up Austin and soop slams him down onto the steel. He picks him up again and starts talking some trash to him, before throwing him down onto the steel stage. Sid gives him some stomps, before taking him over to the far left side of the stage.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | They're comin over here JR and I'm about to get outta here, don't wanna have my million dollar suit ruined!

| :-: | Sid tosses Austin off the stage onto the announcers platform. Immediately Dibiase and JR throw off there headsets, as they run down the staircase off to the side. Sid gives Austin some stomps, before going to pick him up, but Austin hits Sid with a LOW BLOW! Madison Square Garden comes off there feet, as Sid bends over clutching at his crotch. Austin then graps a TV montior, and DRILLS Sid with it, sending him down. Meanwhile, O'Haire and Jindrak are stomping on RVD on the outside, as O'Hare throws him into the ring. O'Haire climbs in, and motions for him to get up. RVD slowly gets up, as O'Haire goes for a right, but RVD ducks under it, and hits a spinning heel kick, sending O'Haire down. Jindrak then gets into the ring, as he runs at RVD and RVD hits him with a spin wheel kick, sending him down. RVD gets to his feet and motions for Jindrak to get up. He slowly does, as Jindrak goes for a boot, but RVD catchs his foot, RVD then jumps over Jindrak's leg and catches him with a stiff kick sending him down.| :-: |

| :-: | Back on the stage, Austion motions for Sid to turn around. Sid slowly turns, as Stone Cold swings the monitor. Sid ducks under it, as Austin turns, and Sid slaps his hand around Stone Cold's neck. He then lifts him up, and CHOKESLAMS him straight through the announcers table! Sid then looks down at Austin and laughs. Inside the ring, RVD goes uptop for the Five Star, he looks around at the crowd, then stands up and does the thumb taunt, "R..V..D!" He then dives off, turning sideways in the air and hitting the FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH onto Mark Jindrak! The crowd erupts, but O'Haire slowly gets up to his feet, as RVD turns and O'Haire hits him with the CRUEL INTENTIONS The crowd erupts into boo's. Meanwhile, Sid is hauling Stone Cold down to the ring. Austin can barely even stand, as Sid tosses him into the ring. Sid then climbs in, as he and O'Haire stare at each other. O'Haire then smirks as Sid shakes his head up and down. O'Haire picks up Austin, and sends him into the ropes. Austin rebounds, as O'Haire hits the CRUEL INTENTIONS! Cruel Intentions on Austin! O'Haire then points to him as Sid looks around and starts shouting 'I Smell a Powerbomb!'| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Good gawd its like a goddamn car wrecked out here, what carnage!..

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | And its even worse in the ring JR, you know whats comin up next...!

| :-: | Sid then picks up Austin, and gives him a kick to the gut. He places his head inbetween his legs, and lifts him up into the air, POWERBOMB! Sid with a devestating powerbomb, as he drops to his knee's, and makes a cover. "1...2..3!" Its over! Sid and O'Haire have defeated the unlikely team of RVD and Stone Cold, as Sid's music hits. Sid gets up, as Hebner goes to raise his arm up, but Sid shoves him back. Jindrak then climbs into the ring with the WM2k1 Title as he hands it to O'Haire. O'Haire and Sid raise there arms up, as the cameras focus on Austin staring up at the ceiling lights. But, the music cuts as RVD gets to his feet, SPINNING HEEL KICK to Sid! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO JINDRAK! Sid and Jindrak both hit the mat as they roll out onto the outside!| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | And Rob Van Dam back to his feet!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | HAHA, King of the Ring's come early JR!

| :-: | RVD starts hammering on O'Haire, causing him to drop the WM2k1 Title. RVD then whipes O'Haire into the opposite corner, as he hits them with authority. RVD runs up, and hits a monkey flip, sending O'Haire nearly acrossed the ring. RVD gets back to his feet and does the thumb taunt, "R..V..D!" He then runs off the ropes, somersaults and flips into the air - ROLLING THUNDER RVD gets back to his feet, as O'Haire rolls around on the mat clutching at his gut. The crowd here in MSG is on there feet, as RVD jumps up onto the top turnbuckle. He looks around, before diving off - FIVE START FROGSPLASH FROM RVD TO SEAN O'HAIRE! The crowd completely erupts, as RVD gets to his feet. "ONE OF A KIND" hits, as RVD picks up the WM2k1 Title.| :-: |

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | BAH GAWD, The challenger for O'Haire's title just took the champ out!

| :-: | 'Million Dollar Man' Ted Dibiase | :-: | And look JR, he's taking the WM2k1 Title!

| :-: | 'Slobber Knocker' Jim Ross | :-: | Ladies and Gentlemen, we're outta time.....Thats it for SLAM! this week, the road to King of the Ring has come to an end, right here in the Garden....This Sunday, KOTR...Sid and Vicious in a Manure Match, All the Championships on the line, Stephanie McMahon vs Bischoff, and That man, RVD gets the chance of a lifetime, against Sean O'Haire...Three Tier Hell in a Cell, BAH GAWD!

| :-: | SLAM! goes off the air as RVD climbs up to the second turnbuckle and raises the WM2k1 Title into the air. | :-: |