Unforgettable Quotes From Assholes In Yahoo PITTSBURGH CHAT, Listed Alphabetically

AMERICOCK EXPRESS: probably , im sure my bulbous head would initiate your squirting sequence if your daughter is tongue washing my ass at the same time

AMERICOCK EXPRESS: pittsburgh women give even ron jeremy hopes of finding a wife one day. i know he would feel as bald as a new born baby while rolling around the buffette table with these razorback crackwhores

BgFunk76: i better save some of this whiskey for the mornin

bmandew75: ya crackie i bet the guys are beating at ur door- maybe black guys

dwellingill9988: cum swapping is great fun

dwellingill9988: otherwise i can invite glue over to shrimp you

frankie: the only thing pittsburgh women are good for is the keep my thermos warm in their gaping assholes and to deice my windsheild with there piss

frankie: you just arent talking to the bitches right then fear, try this " turn on your cam bitchwhore i wanna count the bugs in that venus fly trap labia hangin between your legs"

frankie: dont disturb lioness she is trying to piss in a bowl for me on cam

fear_me65: beastiality porns awesome, I figure if this bitch is willing to suck off a horse, theres a good chance I got a shot at her

Gives Girls Goosebumps: Just gotta make sure all the hookers are gone before they get home.

Gluey Ramone: ok miss jizz...would you mind if i vomit on that pile of rancid chipped ham...wait, nevermind...im sure youre used to the dobermans doing that all the time

Gluey Ramone: ..and i also heart guttercunts who take it as a compliment when i smack a 5 dollar bill into the jizz i just stragitically placed on her forehead

Gluey Ramone: and after me, the donkey my doberman and chiuauh run a train on you, you can take your slop filled cunt over to hotmale and break out the bendy straws.

Gluey Ramone: hotmale, it seems your mom fucked up with the wire coathanger...what did she do, scoop out half your fuckin brain?

Gluey Ramone: plus the humane society is having an all you can choke down doberman jizz eating contest, so you wont see too many chicks in here today

I Heart Geeks: i don't think i'll eat dinner next time i plan on coming in chat

OZ: baby got back's face looks like it's been deficated on by 100 men after a night out in mexico, then been left to crust over in the heat of the sun, with the odd rat nawing at that disgusting pustule of cum's shit stained face

OZ: no I just hate yeast infected women, who look like they've been used as a cum rag to clean up the spooge left on death row

SPILL: so u can feel free to fuckoff now and pester someone else with your bullshit attitude when your fuckin all drunked up which from what i understand is every fuckin day

w_a_r_p_s_p_e_e_d: oooooooohhhhhhh no the dreaded iggy button ......... noooooooo please not that ....... anything but that

x-italian_godfather_x: hey darla, how ya doin' tonight you pitbull?(on mic)

Gluey Ramone/AMERICOCK EXPRESS:Gluey Ramone: i was wondering whats more popular with women around here. ass to mouth cock transitions or all you can eat bufftes...AMERICOCK EXPRESS: im sure its ass to mouth cause then they can recycle whatever corn didnt digest from the caserole

much more to come...as long as there's assholes like this in the chatroom, there's always gonna be worthwile quotes...