Congratulations, you found the secret (ok, not really) bio of me, Mike, the guy who made this site. Sorry for any loss of intelligence experienced by reading this.
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Name: Michael R. Koch
DOB: Sept. 3, 1986 (I know, I'm young)
Dating status: Single. Again... S..I..N..G..L..E..
Instruments I play: I play a mean kazoo.
Hobbies: Long walks on the beach, underwater basket weaving, and incinerating small woodland animals. Making fun of Sean Connery is fun, also.
Occupation: Bagger for a corporate giant. And they don't pay me enough, either.
Musical Influences: NSYNC, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, Dixie Chicks...um, wait. My bad, I thought this was the "why I want to shoot myself" category.
Bands/Artists I like: Five Iron Frenzy, Further Seems Forever, Brave Saint Saturn, Slick Shoes, Dogwood, Chevelle, Dashboard Confessional, The Juliana Theory, and a bunch of others.
Closing comments?: Just remember kids... stay in school, never listen to pop music, watch Saturday Night Live, don't fart in public, and you'll do fine.
