A3: Awakening
Being an alien isn't all fun and games. Everyone always wants to battle, unemployment's on the rise, buses are always crowded, a decent cup of tea is a simple impossibility, and the apocalypse is running late but should be here momentarily. And let's not mention the bathtub...

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