Since the cast of CATS felt like they weren't getting enough money, they decided to leave and go do a different show. Then they found out that the only one that they could do was Scooby Doo.
Rum Tum Tugger: Can I be Scooby?
Mistoffelees: Sure, but I'm Freddy.
QuaxosAngelKitten: Well, if he's Freddy then I'm Daphni,
and uhm, Victoria, you can be Velma.
Victoria: Why do I have to be Velma?
Mungojerrie: 'Cuz you fit the description.
Victoria: But Velma's a dork!
Rummpleteazer: Like 'e said, ya fit tha description!
*Rumpleteazer tosses Victoria a big pair of dorky glasses*
Victoria: Jinkies!
Rum Tum Tugger: Hmmm who's going to be Shaggy?
Mugnojerrie: I will!
Rumpleteazer: An' I'm comin along too.
JennyAnyDots: What about me?
Exotica: And me?
*Q.A.Kitten hands JennyAnyDots and Exotica a flyer that
is advertising a circus*
Mistoffelees: Now you two can go home!
Munkustrap: Can I be the camera cat?
Mistoffelees: Sure
The show starts.
Victoria: Jinkies!
Mistoffelees: I just got a call ffrom Jemima and Etcetera,
they said they have a problem.
Q.A.Kitten: To the...wait a minute...What's the name
of our car?
Mugnojerrie: Uhhh the Catmobile?
Q.A.Kitten: That works. To the Catmobile!
Victoria: Jinkies
Tugger: Can we please just get on with the show?
Rumpleteazer: Of course Tugga'
The Gang loads the Catmobile and Mistoffelees starts to drive to Jemima's
and Etcetera's.
Q.A.Kitten: Is that a CAT on the road?
Mungojerrie: It looks like Grizabella.
They pass by an old delapitated CAT on the corner of the street, holding
a sign that
says: Want to have a good time?
Tugger jumps in the front seat, and takes over the steering wheel. Then
the Catmobile
swerves to the right. ~Thump~
Mungojerrie: Now that's wha I call a good time!
Victoria: Jinkies
They get to the house
Jemima: I'm so glad that you guys could come.
Etcetera: Hey, what's that on your wheel?
Rum Tum Tugger: Uhhh, nothing?
Rumpleteazer: We 'it a big one!
Mungojerrie: More lik' a' cheap one
Mistoffelees: Anyway, what seems to be the problem.
Jemima: Well Misto, things have been
The camera cuts and comes to show Demeter licking herself, when she realizes
that the
camera is there, she hisses and runs to it. Then you can see the
camera fall and the gray
and black paws of a cat running very fast. Then the picture goes to static.
Rum Tum Tugger: Grrr...Now we need a new camera CAT.
Alonzo: Ooh ooh, I'll be your camera CAT!
Rumpleteazer: Okay, but ya got ta promise not ta start
tapin queens outta nowha
Alonzo: I promise
Tugger: K, back to the show
Jemima: Well Misto, things have been strange around here
lately.
Bombalurina: Curious beast!
*Etcetera moves closer to Tugger*
Etcetera: Wanna help us?
Tugger: Uh, sure kit.
*Etcetera screams with delight*
Rumpleteazer: Oh shut ya yap, an' leave mah Tugga' alone!
Bombalurina: Curious beast!
Mistoffelees: Will you two please stop? We have work
to do.
Q.A.Kitten: Misto's right.
Jemima leads the CATS inside
Victoria: Jinkies
The tape cuts out again.
Cassandra: Moonlit eyes.
Rum Tum Tugger: Hey!!!!
Alonzo: You said I couldn't tape QUEENS, you didn't say
anything about not taping Toms.
Rumpleteazer: 'e's got ya there Tugga
The gang starts looking around the house
Rum Tum Tugger: What exactly am I supposed to do?
Rumpleteazer: Well all I know is that Shaggy and Scooby
eat a lot.
Mungojerrie: Awright!
Rum Tum Tugger and Mungojerrie walk into the kitchen and find Bustopher
Jones
Mungojerrie: 'ey you fat cow! We're supposed to eat all
of tha food
Bustpher Jones: Toodle pips!
*Bustopher Jones jumps out the window*
Mistoffelees, Q.A.Kitten and Victoria decide to explore the rest of the
house. They check the
bar first.
They enter and hear drunken CATS screaming, "Chug, Chug, Chug!" Then they
can see
Skimbleshanks, Old Deuteronomy and Gus having a contest to see who could
drink their
gin the fastest.
*Old Deuteronomy and Skimbleshanks pass out and fall
on the floor.*
*Gus waves his cane in the air triumphantly*
*Jellylorum hops on his lap and starts purring*
Mistoffelees slams the door shut and tells the kittens to run.
Q.A.Kitten: Now what should we do?
Mistoffelees: I don't know. Look for ghosts?
Victoria: Jinkies!
Rum Tum Tugger, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer come back to join the gang.
Then they all see a ghost float by.
Mungojerrie: Zoinks!
*Rum Tum Tugger jumps in Mungojerrie's arms and Q.A.Kitten
jumps in Mistoffelees arms and smiles*
*Mungojerrie drops Rum Tum Tugger on the floor*
Rum Tum Tugger: Ow!
Mungojerrie: You deserved that!
Rumpleteazer: Are you awright Tugger Wugger honey?
Rum Tum Tugger: Of course I'm not alright! He dropped
me on my head!
Rumpleteazer: Aww, ya poor kitty
*Rumpleteazer starts to lick Rum Tum Tugger"
Mungojerrie: C'mon, we're finding ghosts, not doing the
mating dance at the Jellicle Ball!
*Q.A.Kitten hops out of Mistoffelees arms*
Q.A.Kitten: Yeah, he's right. Let's follow that ghost!
They follow the ghost and pass a room with Coricopat and Tantomile. Coricopat's
head is
spinning and Tantomile is standing there, drenching in pig's blood, wearing
a crown and holding
flowers.
Tumblebrutus: They're all gonna laugh at you!
*Pouncival pokes his head out from under a blanket*
Pouncival: I see dead people.
Demeter: Macavity!
Mungojerrie: Zoinks!
The gang runs as fast as the can. Soon they fall through a trap door.
Rumpleteazer: Where are we?
Mistoffelees: I'm not sure
Victoria: Jinkies!
Andrew Lloyd Webber: Yes, yes I think Tom would like
that!
Q.A.Kitten: How do we get out of here?
Mistoffelees: Hold on, I'll get us out.
Misto makes a big boom sound and the gang is overcome by a cloud of smoke.
When the smoke clears they find themselves in a different room of the house,
but they
are not alone. Electra and the Rumpus cat are in there playing chess.
Electra: With book and with bell!
Rumpus Cat: I'm grrrrRRR-EAT!
*The kittens look at each other*
The kittens run out of the room.
Mungojerrie: I quit!
Rumpleteazer: Me too!
Victorai: Jinkies!
Mistoffelees: I agree!
Q.A.Kitten: Meow
Victoria: Wait but don't you guys see? Gus won at the
bar, Coricopat and Tantomile are freaky, Munkustrap likes Demeter, and
we saw a ghost!
Everyone stops what they're doing and starts singing and dancing
"Jellicle songs for Jellicle CATS, Jellicle songs for
Jellicle CATS!"
Q.A.Kitten: Now I understand
Victoria: That's right! That means that Andrew Lloyd
Webber did it.
