This page is a page full of deep thoughts expressed by various people I have met. Though very stupid, most of these do make sense if you sit there and think about it for a little. IF they don't make sense, go look at someone else's web site cause you're obviously too intelligent for this page.
1) Ode to the Meat Head
2) Mathematical equation as to why all Women are Evil
ODE To The Meat head By Johnny G
Protein, Protein make me big!
Chicken, steak and rice- I eat like a pig.
Measuring cups and nutrition facts are becoming unreal,
But all I really want is an extra value meal.
I have recently forgotten my name,
For crys and shouts of "Hey Meathead" are my new claim to fame.
Double takes and stares fill my day,
Noone thinks twice to move out of my way.
Too much mass I can't reach my shoe,
It's not my fault you work twice as hard and look half as jacked as I do.
One grunt for yes and two for no,
Is the customary gym language i have come to know.
Goodbye Abercrombie. Goodbye Gap.
This oversized body is a department store trap.
I wish I could run or even walk fast,
But i know I will keel over because my heart wouldn't last.
Chocolate, strawberry and Vanilla shakes I enjoy,
All You can eat at the Chinese buffet?? OH BOY!!!
I'm running out of money and I fear I might get small,
However I am reasured of my size with mirrors on every wall.
Man I love my life.
No way in hell I'm going to get a wife.
Legions of sorority girls beg and cry,
They hope that one day they can have a slice of Johnny Pie!
Ode to the meathead big and true,
If any of this sounds familiar you might be one too.
PROTEIN PROTEIN MAKE ME BIG
Kurt Leaky's Mathematical Equation As To Why All Women Are Evil: "It came to me in a dream one night."- Kurt Leaky
PROOF:
1) Women = Time + Money Assumption
2) "Time is Money" Quote
- Therefore Time = Money
3) Women = Money + Money Substitution
4) " Money is the route of all evil" Quote
- Therefore Money = Evil
5) Women = Evil + Evil Substitution
= 2(Evil) Conclusion