Ever wonder about those people who say that they are giving more then 100%? Theoretically, it's impossible...like someone saying that "infinity +1" is more then "infinity." It's a bunch of crap, yet we've all been asked to give 110% or more in our lifetime. Here's some basic math to help you all understand how I figure all this to work.

IF:

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z takes on a numerical representation (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26),

THEN:

HARDWORK=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

KNOWLEDGE=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

ATTITUDE=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

BULLSHIT=2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you where you need to be, but bullshit will put you over the top! And just look how far ASSKISSING will take you:

ASSKISSING=1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%

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