Quotes From My Dumb Life

Ya know, we all hear some rather funny, weird and obsurd things everyday but we never really have the chance to share it with others. So, here (without names of course) I will give you a bunch of things I hear each day (day, day by day...) so that maybe you can get alittle clue of what I have gotta deal with in my DUMB LIFE. I figured, why call my site My Dumb Life if you never hear about what dumb things are in it! So, here goes...

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January 20th, 2002

"We're the Bunny Hill Girls! Saving the slopes before closing time!" - Me
"Call me Snot. I wanna be called Snot." - my cousin, Jenny
"I ditched you but it's all good." -Amber on ditching me on the slopes
"When I'm grumpy you better start running, that is, if I give you the priveledge of keeping your legs." -Me

January 24th, 2002

"You are a palm tree." - a friend of mine trying to sweet talk his wife
"Don't poke me, you may get a surprise." - Amber to my step dad
"I'm the new Fast Break spokeswoman!!" - my mother
"I could be your father. I did alot of touring." - Jim on how he could be my dad

January 25th, 2002

"Elmo likes sport utility vehicles!" - Jim, *with Elmo voice!!!*
"Only moms can say poopie and get away with it." -my friend to another mother

January 27th, 2002

"Dude, dude! Duuuude, dude! DUDE!" - an entire sentence in dude by Dorian and Justin
"If you smile while you do your chores, it defeats the whole purpose of not wanting to do them. Your parents will freak out on you. That is if they don't die of a heart attack beforehand..." - Me to my friend Amber S. (different Amber from before)

January 28th, 2002

"(in song)Yesterday...the Steelers forgot how to play..." -my boss
"You need a foot? Its attached to your ankle." -my boss

February 1rst, 2002

"We're converted. Theres...no...turning...back...NOW." - Jim on catholicism (joking though)
"You threw off my groove!" -Me, mimicking a line from 'The Emperors New Groove'
"Pfft, pfft, pffffffffft!" - L.C. making fart sounds w/ my pooping cow keychain

February 3rd, 2002

"If you fold your arms during a slow song and your not dancing with anyone, you look needy." - Me to my friend, Crystal
"Are they having spasms or is that the official dance on planet Dork?" - (asked to remain anonymous)
"Can I ask you a question? Hold on, stop. Don't answer that question." - my friend, Matt
"Can you turn on a red light?" - my friend Matt talking to his mother, while driving past a stop sign

February 5th, 2002

"Hello! Its Mr. Opportunity!I'm knocking! (supposed to be another person, grumpily) Honey, tell him I'm not home, for the last stinking time!" - Me, joking about the recent lay-offs
"Heather, what would you do without me?" - my step dad
"(cheerily)Smile." - Me
"I don't like this water. It tastes too watery." - my step dad
"What do you call a whale with no legs? Ground beef!" -my mother messing up a joke (not on purpose, either)

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