
...Straight from the horse's mouth(s)...
"uh..ladies? ladies? uh..Ladies! don't get your panties in a wad--there's plenty of justin for everyone!"~Justin
"I knew I shouldn't have done this"~Lance
"Yours went away, but mine didn't"~Joey
"Damn, we're broke!"~Nsync
See, you should marry me, because then your last name would be C. ya know Kathy C..."~Jc
"girl, if you get with me, you'll make me the happiest 20% of the Nsync corperation.."~Chris
"Please not be me!..."~Lance
"Back off skank!"~Britney
"If I wasn't in *NSYNC I would be going toward a pro sleeping career." ~JC
"I don't know what kind of HBO special this is--but it's not that kind of special!"~Chris
"Yeah! This isn't sex and the city!"~Justin[in refference to Chris's quote]
"Only a couple of million people will be watching us...so if you happen to see any wet spots..."~Joey
"We told you about the chronic bedwetting..."~Chris
"We blow it up! We blow stuff up!"~Chris
"I like the part at the end when we get to blow stuff up!"~JC
"It's all of us being choreographed...it's all of us being n synch"~Chris
"Us and HBO--The perfect combination!"~Chris
"The mom--She gave ne the money shot!"~Justin
It's a chance to say thanks and a way to meet the fans--maybe not all the fans, but a good handfull of people."~Joey
"This album No Strings Attached has just been, like incredible for us"~Justin
"we're thankful for everything, but we're always working forward to the future"~JC
"I don't think we should do Bye Bye Bye because nobody likes it."~Justin
"Most people don't understand how much hard work goes into making a tour. It takes months of preparations and um a lot of hard work"~Lance
"We're gonna make this tour as special as possible. we just finished the album and now we have a whole new album to choregraph, and POOF! you don't just know it--we have to learn it."~JC
"Alright--Wardrobe Meeting!"~Lance
"The clothes are gonna cost more than the stage!"~Lance
"Let me get this straight--we're on the 2nd part of the 1st verse?![falls to the ground]"~Chris
"we don't know if we're coming out of the floor or the ceiling..."~JC
"It's like WOAH!"~Justin
"This is what we like to call "Hellweek"~Lance
"You'd think after 4 years we'd have it down to a science...We SUCK!"~Jc
"we got a moon man,We gotta Moon man!"~Justin
"Your always doing these nitpicky little things as your trying to get the tour together..."~Lance
"The beggining of the tour is always the most nervewracking, because we normally forget most of our steps...or alot of the steps...' ALOT of the steps"~Chris
"Things are gonna happen that you're not going to expect, because the stage is gonna look like a normal, but things are gonna be poping out of it.'~Lance
"And that's all I have to say about that"~JC
"Let the tour BEGIN"~Jc
"Cross our fingers that this show goes good. Please go good. Don't screw up--I like the the show..."~Chris
"The guys call me Stealth.....I guess that's 'cause I always check out anything I'm gonna hit on.... Women that is."~Lance
"What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Run up a tree and act like a nut!...That wasn't veryfunny was it?"~Joey
"There's just something about my head going under my butt that's just not natural..."~Jc
"I can't bare looking in the mirror...I* guess that's why my hair looks like this!"~Lance
"Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular Justin. You just wait! When this headgear comes off I'm kickin' your ass!~Chris
"I popped out singing"`Justin
"oh yeah-Ya like that don'tcha?"~Justin
"I don't feel too much pressure. Besides, that's how you accomplish things - you squeeze your butt cheeks, go out there and do it." ~ Justin
"JC's a klepto!"~Justin
"I don't think that any of us are cooks...but I make a killer pop-tart!"~Chris
"Chris cries when he reads fan mail; he's happy because people like him."~Lance
"I have big nostrils because when I was younger I used to pick my nose"~Joey
"I don't play like a girl...I just don't play"~Joey
"Yeah, I think she had a butt implant"~Lance [on Britney's supposed implants]
"Everyone thinks that I like to sleep. It's not that I like to sleep, it's that I don't like to get up! There's a difference!"~JC
"So in other words, Lance has a sexy voice and we have each other."~Chris
"Want to see my new tattoo? It's all over my ass." ~Lance
"Yea Yea Yea! I'm gonna pee my pants!"~Joey
"Look woman! If you don't know who you're calling then hang up and call the number again!"~Justin
"Sleeping with large quantities of stuffed animals relieves stress caused by annoying roommates... and works as a pillow!"~JC
"If God isn't a Tar Heels fan then why is the sky Carolina blue?"~Justin
"I'm even afraid of sharp pencils! I write with a dull one!"~JC
"Who care about Britney?! Did you see Christina? Holy g-string!"~Chris "Yes, we like girls, and there's nothing wrong with that!" [on whether or not the guys date.]~Jc
"Can we vent for a little bit? We have issues..."~Chris
"Women are right. Men are wrong. The end"~Chris
"Aha! You can't bury survivors in the water! ... Don't write that, please, I suck! I thought they were dead!"~Joey "He could sing, but he sure couldn't dance." [on what he'd like his tombstone to read] ~JC
"When people are down I try to cheer them up. I'm always happy"~Joey
"You get arrested one time, and they blow it up...."~Lance "How sweet is dat? All that time you spent potty trainin' him -- minute he gets on TV he froze up and let it go. Whatchu gonna do?" [ on Busta's onscreen 'accident'] ~JC
"Guys are gonna talk guy talk in private, just like girls will. But we honestly are ourselves. We never say 'don't drink, don't smoke' and this and that because if we have a drink, we're gonna be looked upon as fakers and liars. Right now we choose not to because we're working right now. This is a business, and we treat it like a business."~Joey
"I'm dating Britney and two of her dancers... the girl ones."~Lance
"I'm not pregnant..... and boy, did that make me feel awkward!" ~JC
"Owwww, my groin hurts." ~JC
"It's funny. I wish we wouldn't have broken the record, because now it's going to be this focus every time someone releases an album, with [Britney Spears'] next album and everything. Then you lose the whole effect of the music. The thing is, if [the Backstreet Boys] don't break the record in October, what does that mean? Does it mean the album's going to suck? It's going to be good. I just hope if they don't break it, people still get it. That doesn't mean that it's not good." ~Lance
"I'd have to get in really good shape, and that's not gonna happen." ~Joey
"Crack--caffeine."[ on what gets him pumped before a show.] ~JC
"You see, JC matures too quickly. He peaked at the age of 15 and he's going downhill slowly. All he wants to do now is sleep!" ~Joey
"If I sit down for a long time, my body goes, 'Okay, you're not tired, but you know what? You need the rest just in case.'" ~JC
"Everyone has their own little job and my job is to... is... well... I really don't know." . ~JC "Miiiizzzippi? M-Ah-Crookaletter-Crookaletter, Ah-Crookaletter-Crookaletter, Ah-Humpback-Humpback-Ah!" ~Lance
"Actually, I like brains. You can do just about anything with brains - you can get a job, earn lots of money then pay for surgery!" ~Joey
"I would say I'm just average-looking, but I have good stylists behind me making me look better than I would normally look." ~JC
"It’s funny.... You realize what hard work it is and that it’s not glamorous. It’s like going to Disney World, going into the tunnels and seeing Cinderella smoking a cigarette. The whole magic is gone."~Lance
"My mom still has control over me, and she knows it. She'll ground me on the road if she reads about me getting into trouble." ~Lance
"I feel a little sorry for them, just for the fact that they have to prove something. They're very successful at what they do, and very talented." -- [ breaking "Millenium"'s first-week sales.]~Joey
"Once in kindergarten, I peed my pants on purpose because the teacher wouldn't me go to the bathroom."~Justin
"I spoke to the most obnoxious reporter who kept asking me about my love life and kept comparing us to other boy bands."~Joey
"There's a little thing called music. The girls aren't going to give a crap what our favorite color is if we don't have a good single out next year."~Chris
"Ooh, you got that at Claire's? They have everything." ~Lance
"Just look closely. Do we look normal?"~Joey
"I wear glasses. I'm nearsighted and it annoys me when I'm on stage cos I can never read all the banners!" ~Chris
"I love your music and all, but I'm kinda glad you're leavin' for a couple years, 'cuz we'd really like to have a number one at some time in our careers... and this is our chance!" ~Lance
"What'd I get...? Peppe LePeu!? I don't stink! I smell like flowers!" ~Joey
"All I am is a guy who doesn't want to look like I'm from the boy band cookie-cutter."~Chris
"Somebody's touching my BUTT!" ~Lance
"I can give you my personal opinion: love the music, hate the business. It's a screwball business and there are a lot of players who will straight-up lie to you."~Justin
"'Oh, I know all about Joey! He sucks at this, he's bad at that, he's the worst cook, he can't dance for crap...' and I don't tell good jokes." ~Joey
"This is au naturale. I was born with dreds. I was born with a weave."~Chris
"Joey is not allowed to touch my pool with jello or any food substance." ~Lance
"Boom! Whoa! My hair was scaring me!" ~Justin
"Busta's pissin' right now." ~Lance
"To be judged or persecuted because of something like that you have no control over - like the colour of your skin or your religion - and to be outcast...Racism is something that really, really bugs me. And it's so sad because racism is getting worse and worse over in the States. But I think one day people are gonna realize how unimportant the colour of your skin is."~Justin
"I'm useless at sports." ~Joey
"Oh, for the love of Pete! Somebody's gonna get fired for this!"~Chris
"I just like saying the letters p-m-s." ~Lance
"Joey's dirty... in more ways than one."~Justin
"There's a storm coming... it's called El Nina... better get in..."~Chris
"Quantity's best, quality's worst." [ on how Joey does with women ] ~Lance
"So what we're trying to say is, JC's a klepto."~Justin
"Justin has left the building"~Lance