You Know You Are A Firefighter If....

You can tell what type of fire it is by the smell of smoke 10 miles away.

You have ever had a heated debate over the color of fire trucks.

You have ever spent 10 min trying to force open a door only to have
someone come along and open it by turning the handle.

You have ever taken 10 or more showers in 1 day.

You lay out your cloths from that day so if there is a call at
night you can find them quickly.

You take great joy in smashing the windows of a car parked in
a fire zone or in front of a hydrant.

You have ever been airborne without an aircraft and
water was your thrust.

You always wear red suspenders.

You have ever slept in a hose bed.

You carry a ton of specially modified tools in your pocket.

You ever cursed out someone for armor-alling the seats to make
them look nice.

You've ever clung to the air horn chord for dear life because the
driver is insane.

You have ever played jingle bells at Xmas time on the air horns to
clear traffic.

You have ever said, "she's/he's hot tonight" and not been talking
about a girl/boy.

You have ever had "yoda ears"

You have ever smoked and there wasn't a cigarette in sight.

You have ever stomped out a fire with your boots because you couldn't
wait for water.

Your kids are afraid to get into water fights with you.

You roll around in anything that just burned to make your new gear look old.

You take pride in the fact that you haven't washed your gear in years.

You carry enough in your pockets to give the Swiss army
knives competition.

You carry enough in your car to extinguish a minor blaze.

Your own vehicle has more lights than a Christmas tree.

You go to rent a movie, and they insist on getting Backdraft EVERY TIME!

You are caught on the back of a truck with your wife/girlfriend/
husband/boyfriend in the middle of something
and the page goes out for a call.

You have more pagers than money in your wallet.

The smell of a fire excites you more than sex does.

You can hear that the siren will go off even before your dog notices it.

You have ever woken up thinking your pager went off and as you look
at it, it goes off.

You really think that rusty old hydrant looks good in the garden.

All your friends give you t-shirts from their departments for your
birthday, Christmas, anniversary, etc.

Your wife/husband voluntarily chooses the lumpy side of the bed to
avoid being trampled in route to a call!

Your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend has learned to duck and cover
when she/he hears the pager go off for fear of being run down.

You have more toy fire trucks than your kids do.