Basic Information:

Name:  Brenda Kay
Nicknames:   Bren, Brin, Girlie, Beekay, Beebee, Kay, Sketch, Slim, P.B., Spankky, Harley, Pumpkin, Evil Twin, etc...
Age: 20
Birthday: August 19th, 1984
Sign: Leo
Birthplace: Austin, Texas
Place of Residence Now: West Milford, NJ with my boyfriend of two years, Ben
Siblings: 2 brothers, Brandon- 21 years old; and Noah- 2 yrs old
Religion: more spiritual than religious, but baptized- Episcopalian
Pets: 1 cat- Gizmo
Physical Aspects:
Height: 5'8 inches
Weight: 120 pounds, but I tell everyone more than I actually am (I think I'm the first chick in history to lie about their weight by making it heavier)
Eye Color: Blue with yellow in the center
Hair Color/ Length:  Brown with blond Highlights, past the shoulders, straight
Body Type: Really fucking skinny
Piercings: 4 in my left ear, two in my right, eyebrow ring.
 Tattoos: (5 total)- as of 1/4/07, a Celtic three leaf clover over the inside of my wrist, then a dragon on lower back and armband on right arm, and as of 10.28.04, four chinese letters across my stomach...if you wanna know what they mean, just ask me, 4 foot prints on the bottom of my left foot
Misc. Stuff:
Highest Level of School: High school, some college
Job: I work at Route 23 honda. I fill in for the receptionist, the cashier, and I'm also an internet salesperson as well as being in charge of the Route 23 Honda website.
Volunteer work: Pompton/ Riverdale First Aid Squad...looking into Greenpeace, Peace Corps, and UNHCR
Bad Habits or Weird Things that Make Me, Me:

1...I bite my nails (I even do it as I’m thinking about how I shouldn’t)
2...When I’m thinking, I twist my bottom lip (I wasn’t even aware of this until I was told)
3...I ALWAYS wear sandals…no matter the weather conditions; I’ve had the same sandals for about two or three years now. I don’t own a pair of sneakers.
4...I make my own words. i.e.…. shnity or argh.
5...I am afraid of needles, and yet…lol…I keep going to get tattoos or peircings…)I’ve been told that I have many faces; I never use the same one more than three times.
6...I am one of the biggest tomboys you’ll ever meet; I hate it when someone catches me being the least bit like a girly girl.
7...I’ll go to a store, find clothes that I like, try them on, and they’ll fit perfectly, so I’ll get them, then I never wear them. The worst part is I refuse to get rid of them because I keep persuading myself that I’ll wear them sometime soon.
8...I have either some really funny luck…its bad luck mixed with good luck…for example, when I had a cell phone, I used to throw it against the wall when I got into fights with my mom. The one incident I recall the most is I threw it against the house and watched it smash into little pieces, after I collected them all and put them all back together, amazingly, my phone still worked.
9...I love pulling pranks on people and getting pictures during, but I hate having them pulled on me. When I get mad at someone, I don’t want to talk to them until I calm down a little, but when someone gets mad at me, I want to talk about it right then and there.
10...I have an abnormally loud voice that could probably break glass if done properly. .
11...I also pick at my bottom lip…a bad habit I picked up from my mom
12...Every time I’m sitting down, for some reason I draw my legs in close to my body, kinda like curling up while sitting up….sounds strange, I know.
13...I swear constantly....its a trait I got from my family

Goals: To live my life the way I want to, following my heart, living my dreams, taking risks, overcoming obstacles, and never having any regrets, and in the end, come out the same person I am today, with all my memories and at least one good friend...other than that, maybe quit smoking.

Where do I see myself in 25 years: living somewhere south, out of NJ with my own house on a lot of acres with horses, ...good career as a teacher, possibly even a professor. Married to the love of my life, with maybe, MAYBE two kids. On weekends, we'd be going to the beach, surfin, horseback riding, or me and my husband hiring a babysitter and going off to do our own thing. I STILL WANT MY CROTCH-ROCKET THOUGH!!!!

Pet Peeves: interruptions, people who don't wash their hands after going pee, any disrespect to women, people who use the words "like", "something", "uh (or) um", "yo", and a couple other ones as every other word in their verbalized sentences. COMPLETE LACK OF COURTESY!

Hobbies: Billiards, Concerts,  drawing, driving, hanging with my friends, sitting on this friggin machine, Hiking ....etc.

Everyday Natural Highs: getting a letter instead of junk mail, hanging out with a group of close friends, recieving a telephone call, hugs, smiles, laughter, telling a really good joke, the smell of fresh cut grass and rain, seeing pictures of fun times, trips down "memory lane", spontaneous gestures, road-trips, surprises, and sunshine warming your shoulders.

My Personality: well, in describing myself, I can only say what I have heard of myself, and what I THINK I am. I know that I love to make people laugh, and I love to laugh myself. I am a tomboy at heart, I can't stand to be around chicks that are really girlie or ditzy. I'm too honest for my own good because I have no tact it seems like sometimes. I can be incredibly offensive, vulgar, and just down right disgusting. I love to take challenges and prove people wrong. I thrive on people's reactions. If I know something I'm about to do is going to get a huge reaction from people, it makes me do it that much faster. I'm a prankster at heart, but I love people too much. And I care way too much about people's well being that I forget about my own sometimes.

Characteristics that make me, me: Honest, Light-hearted, Mischievous, Thoughtful, Serious at times, Funny, Friendly, Adventurous, Bold, Daring, Absent-Minded, Calm, Cautious, Clever, Confused and Confusing, Curious, Demanding, Dependable, Determined, Forgiving, Helpful, Intelligent, Lazy, Loud, Organized, Outspoken, Patient (sometimes), Playful, Pleasant, Polite, Rude, Quick-Tempered, Reasonable, Sensitive (sometimes), Sentimental, Soft Hearted, STUBBORN, Suspicious, Talkative, Trusting, Understanding, Witty, Prideful, Good Listener, Responsible, Resourceful, Gullible, Loyal, Respectful, Considerate, Imaginative, Creative, and Independent.

Favorites:

Food: Anything Mexican or Italian

Drinks: Mountain Dew and Vitamin Water. Malibu Bay Breezes, and Frozen Margaritas, and lastly, Miller Lite!!!!

Flowers: Roses, Lilies, or any other exotic flower

Color: Blue, Black, and White (I know I know, black and white aren't colors)

Music: anything really 'cept for polka and some rap, eh, rap is just a "C" away from Crap.

Movies: Comedy, Horror, and some chick flicks

Bren's Next Tragedy Theory:   Well, for all you people who know me, I think you would agree that I'm not the most coordinated person in the world, nor do I have the greatest luck given to a person either. Every time I have ended up in the hospital, the date or whatnot has a two somewhere hidden. After giving this much thought, I am starting to see a pattern and I'm hoping to change that.

-June 2000 (6/2000, 6 being a multiple of 2), I got sick
-July 2nd 2000, went to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.
-April 25th, 2002 (4/25/2002, 4- multiple of 2) got kicked out of my Aunt's house
-2 weeks later, I got into a minor car accident
-June 28th, 2002 (6/28/2002) 2 months later, I got into another car accident that put me in the hospital. That was my 2nd car accident in 2 months
-February 2003 (2/2003) I ended up in the hospital because of cysts

Well, my theory is this: by acknowledging some form of a time pattern here, I'm hoping to prevent it. Its sort of the same superstition as telling your wish after blowing out your birthday candles. It lessens whatever chance of it coming true. In my estimation, I haven't had an experience yet that brought me to the hospital this year, it being 2004. Its coming up to 2 years since my last accident. Which means I'm due for another situation this summer. My guess is somewhere between June 26th and July 4th, I'll be taking a prepaid government vacation to the nearby hospital.

Sounds a little like Final Destination, huh? Well if I don't call you sometime within those couple of weeks, THEN you can start calling me the crazy lady with those ideas that come true.

WISH ME LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

My friend, Kovie's, Theory:   Natural Selection (best idea Kovie has ever had):

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much of the same way, then human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine that's why you always feel smarter when you are drunk.

I AM GOING COLLEGE TO GET SMARTER!!!



Well This is it folks, so far anyways. If there's anything else your little hearts are dieing to know, then just email me the questions, suggestions, or comments!! Enjoy!!!
 

Having a Mohawk was really cool. At first I felt silly, but after a couple days, I got quite used to it and actually embraced it. I liked being the "Mohawk Guy."

But how great is a workplace when it is encouraged to come in dressed for Halloween. Folks have been known to wear shirts with dirty words on them, or shorts in the cold of winter, and shoes are entirely optional. Some of my co-workers have even dyed their hair "crazy colors" like blue.

Normally blue is not a crazy color, like salmon, but when referring to hair, I think this qualifier is on the money.